Commando, Risk of Rain 2. Canonically, I'm trapped in a simulacrum of Petrichor, a planet inhabited by creatures who regard me as an invader. Even though I can "escape" and make my way back to Earth, every time I die (no matter where or how), I awaken back in my escape pod, crash-landing on Petrichor.
I can pretty consistently get the ending where Commando escapes, so I guess my strat is to escape to Earth and enjoy the simulacrum for as long as I can before dying again. Canonically, this happens at least once, so there's no reason it couldn't be done repeatedly. Perhaps not the most fulfilling existence, but the best that can be achieved under the circumstances, I think.
The alternative is to obliterate myself in a portal or be killed by the denizens of Petrichor and start over again anyway. May as well have a few years of "peace" and "happiness" between spawns.
Noita. I'm either dead almost instantly, or might be lucky and end up as powerful as a god. I usually die within the first 5 minutes, so my hopes are low. I am also more than likely to see my demise by blowing myself up.
it's day 54. I'm going insane. These weird looking anthropomorphic animals. They constantly talk gibberish, yet they can write letters in proper English. A raccoon gave me a tent to sleep in yet there is no toilet, no shower, not even a kitchen, but now I owe him 100k in bells whatever that is. There are no other people here. I tried to leave by train but i keep ending up at a different village that is almost exactly the same as mine, same creepy animals, same houses. There is always one human in each village, but I don't think they have a soul. They don't even talk, they are just dead behind their creepy smiles. Will I end up like them? This owl wants me to find bugs and fossils I think, it's the only thing that is keeping me distracted while I plot my escape.
Forza Horizon 6. I’m…absurdly wealthy and have multiple homes and like 260 cars, several of which are worth millions of dollars. Oh and I’m a KICKASS driver who can somehow rewind time when he fucks up.
AND I’M IN JAPAN.
Life is good.
Edit: BUT…my beard is gone, because apparently facial hair doesn’t exist in the world of Forza Horizon. 😢
The last game I played was "Timberborn", and that one is a city builder, so the three possibilities would be:
A) I become some kind of floating entity giving orders to beavers.
B) I become one of the aforementioned beavers.
C) it defaults to the game I played before that, which would be "Look Outside". In which case I'm probably fucked.
Oh crap, I’m now a Void Elf mage in world of Warcraft. Actually I’m probably pretty good, every time I die in get resurrected and I’ve got a great ass, so cool. I’m also now a woman, so I don’t know if that’s gonna be like a reverse gender disphoria thing or not.
The Ascent. I am now an indentured servant sanitation worker with a poor sense of self-preservation, but just so happens to be really good with a gun. Oh, and the arcology that is my home has been thrown into complete pandemonium because the head Corpo AGI shit the bed.
Palworld, not really sure how fucked i would be, but i did anger a big grassy elephant and got the shit stomped out of me the first time i played it and even with all the knowledge there are so many ways to die on the island, burning, electrocution, freezing or just ripped apart by wolves or blown up by exploding bees...
Doom Eternal. On the one hand it's literal hell on earth, on the other — Doomguy seems to be some sort of rage god. I'd say my chances are quite fair to say the least.
There's a little known record of a man named Henry during the medieval period of Bohemia who, one day, went absolutely mad, started talking to everyone while picking flowers repeatedly until he couldn't carry any more because it was "legge day" and turned to alchemy. He apparently kept drinking a type of schnapps that he claimed would "keep him alive forever".
There are no main characters in Rimworld, but I now very, very worry for my organs. The only grace is, I play my colonies as nicely to everyone is possible, so I just hope I'm one of those nice successful ones, that is friendly to everyone, and is swimming in silver selling beer, lavish meals, and drugs to everyone around. And not one of the hundreds died of a mad squirrel scratch in the first quadrum
Well, Vegas wait for me, 'cause the fucking mailman with brain damage and a apple watch who can fucking pause time is comming to clean up your fucking cassinos...
Been playing Suzerain as a socialist President.. it has been so nice and has genuinely brought a smile to my face reading some of the in game news articles of my choices.
::: spoiler Tap for spoiler
The Radical is not as radical as I thought in the beginning of the game. It’s like if Jeff Bezos bought the NYT in the in-game world. I rolled my eyes so hard after they had been agreeing with me the few hours I had in it, before that article that disagreed with my decision made me wonder who was running it!
:::
Fire emblem three houses. So pretty awesome as lady Byleth, depending on the choice i make. But no matter what im a super powered advisor to a world leader witha hit girlfriend (Dorothea).
I'm the little purple alchemist from Noita (See my avatar) and I probably have about 15 minutes before I am torn to bloody giblets by one of my own ill-placed explosives. On the bright side, I'm putting explosives everywhere.
Fear not. I will be a benevolent ruler. Maximum luxuries for all my citizens. I will even let you pretend to have a democracy, much like your current rulers do today.
The Witcher 3 for me. Being Garalt doesn't seem so bad, but I'm going to have a lot more scars than normal. Fucking witches and killing monsters sounds like a good life.
Looks like I'm Zagreus from the game Hades. So probably not too bad off, because while I can still die, I'm also immortal.
Other than Hades himself being rather unpleasant, the House of Hades actually doesn't seem like a bad place to be, and the no violence rule means it should be relatively safe.
Madeline from Celeste, guess it's time for a rather voilent but much needed therapy session. Unless I also wake up in the current mod I am playing (Darkmoon Ruins), when I am fucked and will never escape (last room hard qwq)
Batman Arkham Asylum... damn guess I'm getting drugged by Scarecrow and being forced to deal with supressed childhood memories while lunatics try and attack me 😭
Damn... This will be hell... Repeating the same day over and over until I snap and become the most hurtful person to my most loved ppl. At least the ending is good when it finally ends.
Not too bad actually. I'm late enough in the campaign that I'm rolling with multiple heavies and assaults, have something like 120 million C-bills, all my pilots are maxed out, and have Star League tech in almost every chassis.
Genshin Impact, so pretty much as good as I could have gotten - basically-human near-immortal young adult interstellar traveler with superpowers.
I'm just not sure whether I was piloting my fiance's account or mine last, so I might end up as Lumine instead of Aether... oh, well. Still pretty good.
Recettear. If it means I can just reset from day one every time I fail, I'm going to be stuck in an infinite loop of capitalism hell. So, I guess it's a slight improvement over real life.
Factorio engineer. All shall bow before my might, British trains will finally arrive on time and HS2 with be completed overnight. Along with about 30 more high speed railways. Although they will all be carrying the products of industry and weapons. NIMBYs will be exterminated with extreme prejudice by an army of spidertrons.
The grid will be carbon neutral by the end of the week and power will be so plentiful as to be free. ISS will suddenly be dwarfed by an enormous orbiting megafactory.
World peace assured through guaranteed destruction to any resistance.
Can it be the exact play through? My family and I are playing through the Pokémon series from 1-7 on hacked ds'. We're doing a sort of meta thing there we can carry Pokemon we beat the game with between games, we just have to reset their level each time. We can also pick any Pokemon as a starter, and if we bring 10 Pokemon of the type we like and 10 with move we want, we can cheat a move.
I just made my childhood proud by finally beating Pokemon blue with ghastly/haunter/gengar as my starter. She got to learn payday along the way.
Haha, I'm playing through Mina the Hollower. I get to be a cute mouse girl, but live in a terrifying world full of monsters. Sorry Lionel, I changed my mind about repairing the spark generators. I'm just going to stay in town and hang out, if ya don't mind.
Well shit, I was playing dying light 2 yesterday.
It's mildly better than the other game I've been playing Pathogenic which is a rogue lite where you play a pathogen trying to kill the scientist who made you in a lab.
Think I'm pretty screwed either way to be honest. At least I'm dying light 2 I get to be human and do parkour so that's cool.
A helldiver. It'll be exciting, but that means I have a life expectancy of roughly 20 minutes on average.... With my skill set it'll be closer to 30 seconds.
Last game I played was surviving the aftermath, which is a survival base builder sort of thing. So I’m just a standard regular person with meh traits.
The amount of fucked depends on what context I’m spawning in. In reality? Meh. In the game itself? Vaguely fucked, being more fucked as the population grows. In another reality with different rules and stuff? Ultrafucked.
Turing Complete's main character was abducted by aliens, who threaten to kill them if they don't prove intelligent by learning how to build a computer.
The last game I played was Sawayama Solitaire in the Zachtronics Solitaire Collection, and sometimes I’ll just deal Sawayama on my table with actual cards, so I figure my life is carrying on precisely like this.
Quite the opposite of playing, say, Soma, which would fuck someone up the mostiest.
Tarkov. I'm done for. The only thing going for me is my hideout is built up so technically I can live off bitcoin farming and have traders deliver me food until it all blows over.
I just got to an epilogue for 1000xResist this morning. Ummm, I'm not even sure which character is really the main character. Blue is a good candidate. I guess I'm experiencing multiple people's trauma and then deciding what the future will be like.
All in all, there are certainly worse positions to be in.
Paralives.
The upside is that I somehow managed to buy a furnished two bedroom house for less than 30k in cash.
The downside is that my cooking is so bad that I manage to screw up making a cup of instant noodles.
Armored Core VI is a FromSoft game. Fortunately, not quite as bad as the Usury Simulator of prior editions. But I'm still ghost-in-a-shell working odd jobs in war zones to afford a new human body. So, I'm thinking I'm pretty deeply fucked.
I beat The Ascent last night so I'm a cool cyberpunk lady who was just "promoted" to independent contractor. I'm no longer under the thumb of yCorp, I have a deep bank account, and I have a large stockpile of weapons and augs. For living in a cyberpunk dystopia I'm honestly doing pretty great!
Hmm, the emperor Beld, resurrected for the sole purpose of killing the evil Goddess Cardice by the grand Wizard Wart; but due to some magical shenanigans
::: spoiler spoiler
I will be locked into an impasse which will cause her to resurrect, as well as myself (a stipulation of my resurrection is that it would cease upon completing my task of killing the Goddess).
:::
Considering it's pretty easy to make the main character insanely overpowered, I'll be in a pretty comfortable position. My biggest issue will be that it was the Japanese version, and I don't know Japanese. 🤔
So I guess I'm only legit surviving for a little while (so long as I have a table to eat at of course), and then I'm irrevocably fucked unless some organs can be harvested from unwilling prisoners.
I'm waking up as my custom character on a private Palworld testing server. I'm gonna be doing great. I have two excellently built bases that don't even need me for the most part.
Looks like I get to be some sort of digital antivirus kinda furry-esque thing from Kila-flow. No problem since the worst that ever happens is I lose all my health and restart at either the beginning of the level or last checkpoint.
Shouldn't feel any pain from any enemies or obstacles considering I'd be all digital, so sign me up. Just gotta hope that beating the final boss would let me return home.
Better that than my time in either Mindustry or Pokemon Rejuvenation. Don't feel like being a disposable hover vehicle or the protagonist of Rejuvenation for reasons I can't get into due to major spoilers!
Well in that case I'm gonna turn into a puppygirl (my last game was deadlock, where I played Paige and I got a custom skin, that turns her into a puppygirl.
Oh thank the gods! I last played the Sims 4 as a best-selling author. Before that was Kills-your-ass, my argonian assassin from Skyrim, who's quirk is she can't help but pick fights with giants, so she died a lot.
I'm a 16 year old girl who is in charge of a dutchy centered I'm the Sakhalin islands. If all goes well I will live a long life and die as a queen. There's a chance I'll fall off my horse and die when I'm 18 like my mother though....
I am a pioneer, who is kinda immortal in satisfactory, I don't know what would that change, probably would improve my health, but idk what gender is the pioneer from satisfactory.
So, I'm sitting in a creepy house playing paranormal investigator with a machine that can listen to the past, but only if I can tell it exactly when, where and who was present. I'm supposed to be investigating a series of deaths, but they're...weird. I've personally listened to three of the deaths happen, none of them with an obvious proximate cause of death, and one of them at the very beginning of the time span the machine can reach. Somehow the deaths are also connected to the weather?, and also trigger agnosia of the victim's identity, including one man forgetting his lady entirely mid-sentence when she dies while they are together. One person seems potentially at least partly immune to this effect, since she has asked about her daughter after her daughter died, while everyone else has forgotten her daughter ever existed at all aside from the corpse of an unknown person being found.
Amusingly, there's one guy wandering the house during the timeline who talks about how he used to live there, but isn't sure why he showed up other than nostalgia, and is very angry that the house is in the hands it is instead of his own - this is because the first victim was the owner of the house and his brother who invited him and absent knowing he ever had a brother, things fit together...weird.
Well, last game was fallout 4 so... Kind of okay I guess? I mean I did side with the institute and all my settlements are maxed for people and have more than 150 in defense, 40 water at most, and over 50 food. So I have people, healthcare, an army (technically 2, minutemen)
I’m a Ditto with a god complex and urbanistic OCD! I build complex arquitectural structures to house my misfit friends and live of the land… i think im pretty well off…
MT Foxtrox/Empty Fuck/John Cruelty (depends on who you ask)
If I decide to fish for the rest of my life, I'm gonna be ok, otherwise it's gonna be misery. I can't handle seeing the game's pigs in "real life". They're scary enough through the screen, thank you very much.
Sable, so I have a hoverbike and also I can kind of fly, and there are no enemies in my world. Good thing I played that in between now and Half-Life Alyx.
I just started playing Vintage Story. Upsides: no taxes, and my house can be as big or small as I want it. Downsides: I will have to slave away every day or I will die, and will probably die repeatedly even if I do. Sort-of upside: dying is merely inconvenient (so far, anyway).
Well, going to own some very successful bookstores, or have a decently successful device repair shop. (Bookshop Simulator and ReStory)
Thankfully you didn't ask this tomorrow when I start up my next Stalker 2 play through...I'd be pretty damn fucked.
Well... I've changes genders now... Instead of being a Systems administrator who builds networks and infrastructure. I'm a redheaded boss bitch destroying robot dinosaurs with a bow and arrow.
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I did play a NSFW game, and I would say I would be pretty awesomely fucked.
Cyberpunk 2077. No matter what I do, I'm toast. Just like me in real life.
Steve I guess? Unless it's my own minecraft skin :3 either way if we take the feats the minecraft character is capable at face value..
Edit: i just realised you wake up in the body, not the world. Too bad, i put to much effort in it now.
How am i going to play Minecraft without fingers?
Factorio....... I am immortal. I can build nukes with my hands and my raw might can construct nuclear reactors.
Helldivers 2. I'm in trouble. But at least it won't last long.
Timberborn. Guess I'm a beaver now
Monster Hunter World.
First thing I'd do is head directly to the canteen and get something served by those cat chefs, because that food looks insanely delicious.
The name's V.
So uh, totally awesome and also, completely fucked.
Everybody is going to be really confused by the fact that Tony Hawk can’t skateboard for shit anymore.
I can now finally dash in eight directions, they told me this would happen if I transitioned
Factorio engineer.
The factory must grow.
Subnautica 2. Fuck.
Minecraft. A simple life, if a dangerous one. I'd see it as an upgrade tbh.
Commando, Risk of Rain 2. Canonically, I'm trapped in a simulacrum of Petrichor, a planet inhabited by creatures who regard me as an invader. Even though I can "escape" and make my way back to Earth, every time I die (no matter where or how), I awaken back in my escape pod, crash-landing on Petrichor.
I can pretty consistently get the ending where Commando escapes, so I guess my strat is to escape to Earth and enjoy the simulacrum for as long as I can before dying again. Canonically, this happens at least once, so there's no reason it couldn't be done repeatedly. Perhaps not the most fulfilling existence, but the best that can be achieved under the circumstances, I think.
The alternative is to obliterate myself in a portal or be killed by the denizens of Petrichor and start over again anyway. May as well have a few years of "peace" and "happiness" between spawns.
Helldivers. My lifespan is measured in minutes
Elite Dangerous. I should be fine as long as I stick to trading common materials. I’m screwed if I get caught by a pirate though.
Project zomboid with 200% zombie spawn...
Guessing a survival time of approx 10 mins?
Stardew Valley for me. Need a vacay anyway <3
Noita. I'm either dead almost instantly, or might be lucky and end up as powerful as a god. I usually die within the first 5 minutes, so my hopes are low. I am also more than likely to see my demise by blowing myself up.
Disco Elysium. Fucked... far and near, far and wide, from end to end, from start to finish, from the word go... fucked. Fully fucked.
Satisfactory....
that bitch AI aint going anywhere! I'll keep that last part until she agrees to take me with her and those alien AI's
DON'T LEAVE ME WITH THESE FUCKING SPIDERS
I'd be V in Cyberpunk. I'm fucked.
Project Zomboid..... I'll just drink the bleach instead of going through that.
Red Dead Redemption 2. God damn it.
The engineer from Factorio? I think I'm doing ok
Eve online.. I'm an effectively immortal capsuleer, so I got that going for me
I played Stray. Meow
No Man's Sky. Casually travelling through a universe with over 18 quintillion planets sounds awesome.
There is no bad side of being the Dragonborn
Not gonna be a great day
it's day 54. I'm going insane. These weird looking anthropomorphic animals. They constantly talk gibberish, yet they can write letters in proper English. A raccoon gave me a tent to sleep in yet there is no toilet, no shower, not even a kitchen, but now I owe him 100k in bells whatever that is. There are no other people here. I tried to leave by train but i keep ending up at a different village that is almost exactly the same as mine, same creepy animals, same houses. There is always one human in each village, but I don't think they have a soul. They don't even talk, they are just dead behind their creepy smiles. Will I end up like them? This owl wants me to find bugs and fossils I think, it's the only thing that is keeping me distracted while I plot my escape.
osu!... so i become an anime girl? fuck yeah
Forza Horizon 6. I’m…absurdly wealthy and have multiple homes and like 260 cars, several of which are worth millions of dollars. Oh and I’m a KICKASS driver who can somehow rewind time when he fucks up.
AND I’M IN JAPAN.
Life is good.
Edit: BUT…my beard is gone, because apparently facial hair doesn’t exist in the world of Forza Horizon. 😢
Does Chess count?
I'm a Queen now
X-Com: Terror from the Deep. Life expectancy of a Russian soldier in Ukraine.
The last game I played was "Timberborn", and that one is a city builder, so the three possibilities would be: A) I become some kind of floating entity giving orders to beavers. B) I become one of the aforementioned beavers. C) it defaults to the game I played before that, which would be "Look Outside". In which case I'm probably fucked.
Disco Elysium: I'm hungover, I threaten to kill myself for information, I don't remember anything from last night. I'm doing fine.
Cyberpunk 2077. V is sooooo fucked holy shit.
Animal crossing, fuck yeah!
I've been playing Gran Turismo 3 so I guess I'm invisible and drive a Miata very poorly?
I’m a Tenno, good luck everybody else!
Disco Elysium. Pretty fucked
Oh crap, I’m now a Void Elf mage in world of Warcraft. Actually I’m probably pretty good, every time I die in get resurrected and I’ve got a great ass, so cool. I’m also now a woman, so I don’t know if that’s gonna be like a reverse gender disphoria thing or not.
Balatro for me so bankrupt
Oh, great. I'm a pig farmer called Dink Smallwood.
Aloy is a badass and anyone talking shit about the peach fuzz on my face can eat an arrow
Completely fucked. I'm the sole survivor of a crash and stuck on 4546B.
minecraft, so meh? could be better could be worse
The Ascent. I am now an indentured servant sanitation worker with a poor sense of self-preservation, but just so happens to be really good with a gun. Oh, and the arcology that is my home has been thrown into complete pandemonium because the head Corpo AGI shit the bed.
Unreal tournament.
Fucked, and it'll be over in seconds (painfully)
Fields of Mistria, so a quaint town where I've got a shot with a witch that's very femme and domme coded. Hell yeah
Palworld, not really sure how fucked i would be, but i did anger a big grassy elephant and got the shit stomped out of me the first time i played it and even with all the knowledge there are so many ways to die on the island, burning, electrocution, freezing or just ripped apart by wolves or blown up by exploding bees...
Ramza from FFT power leveled to 99 with the Summoner job maxed. I just finished the power leveling last night.
Yup. I'm good with that.
disco elysium - i guess i'm an ageing alcoholic cop now
Timberborn, so I am a busy beaver.
Portal... Ready to test chambers
Doom Eternal. On the one hand it's literal hell on earth, on the other — Doomguy seems to be some sort of rage god. I'd say my chances are quite fair to say the least.
There's a little known record of a man named Henry during the medieval period of Bohemia who, one day, went absolutely mad, started talking to everyone while picking flowers repeatedly until he couldn't carry any more because it was "legge day" and turned to alchemy. He apparently kept drinking a type of schnapps that he claimed would "keep him alive forever".
Tears of the Kingdom, so if you'll excuse me I have to go build a wacky contraption.
Skyrim.
Oh yeah, the world is going to fear my stealth archery powers.
Helldivers II.
Im Helldivers II levels of fucked.
Escape Room Simulator...
I'd be stuck in escape rooms forever
There are no main characters in Rimworld, but I now very, very worry for my organs. The only grace is, I play my colonies as nicely to everyone is possible, so I just hope I'm one of those nice successful ones, that is friendly to everyone, and is swimming in silver selling beer, lavish meals, and drugs to everyone around. And not one of the hundreds died of a mad squirrel scratch in the first quadrum
Death's Door. A cute game with beautiful, but somber and hostile, environments. I'm probably fucked.
Well, Vegas wait for me, 'cause the fucking mailman with brain damage and a apple watch who can fucking pause time is comming to clean up your fucking cassinos...
On one side I become a young girl with a large debt to pay or I’ll be homeless if I don’t pay each week.
On the other side I can pay the mortgage in just one month reselling stuff, sometimes at 200% of the base price.
Capitalism, Ho!
Megaman Zero, so I’m awesome, but fucked.
Bg3. Guess I have brain worms, which is on brand
I was playing jackbox games with friends.
So....I'm Cookie the announcer now?
Been playing Suzerain as a socialist President.. it has been so nice and has genuinely brought a smile to my face reading some of the in game news articles of my choices.
::: spoiler Tap for spoiler The Radical is not as radical as I thought in the beginning of the game. It’s like if Jeff Bezos bought the NYT in the in-game world. I rolled my eyes so hard after they had been agreeing with me the few hours I had in it, before that article that disagreed with my decision made me wonder who was running it! :::
The factory must grow.
Brotato. Ummm, I think I'm in trouble..
Slay the Spire. Gonna totally die trying to force a claw build.
I can hold my breath for ten minutes!
Elden Ring… Idk if i could force myself to eat a raw dragon heart but without dragon communion spells, I know I’ll die much more frequently
Fire emblem three houses. So pretty awesome as lady Byleth, depending on the choice i make. But no matter what im a super powered advisor to a world leader witha hit girlfriend (Dorothea).
Witch living in a cozy hut in an enchanted forest
I don't think I'd even mind the opposite gender...
Euro Truck Simulator 2, not sure if I could drive a truck in real life.
Wordle? not good. I get to do have 10m of fun every 24 hours.
Wait, that's not notably different then IRL right now and i get to do nothing for 23+ hours.
X4. Spaaace. I'd be fine-ish.
Well, I could either never die (Starship Simulator), or die before I'm level 12 (Dungeon Crawl Stone Soup). I'd hope to be on the ship, lol, exploring
Shin Megami Tensei III: Nocturne.
I think being the protag is arguably the best scenario here, assuming I survive the tutorial. The rest of y'all are very fucked, though.
workers and resources: soviet republic, currently in the year 1927 so i'm stalin rn.
Restory. So I’ll be fixing retro electronics and listening to chill music.
Monster Hunter World. Assuming I have the physical abilities of a hunter, I'd do alright. If not, then I'm fucked
Stellar Blade, and I am definitely not mad about it
Project Zomboid. Oof. 800+ hours and I still suck at it. I'll be dead within a month.
Edit: This is how you died.
I'm the little purple alchemist from Noita (See my avatar) and I probably have about 15 minutes before I am torn to bloody giblets by one of my own ill-placed explosives. On the bright side, I'm putting explosives everywhere.
Hornet from Silksong, I think I'm in trouble.
Forza Horizon 6. I guess I’ll just drive around Japan in a Porsche
7 Days to Die. Fuck.
ESO, so I'm a DPS Templar, now?
[clicks tongue] Noice. 💁🏿♀️
Freeciv. So... Conqueror of the world?
Fear not. I will be a benevolent ruler. Maximum luxuries for all my citizens. I will even let you pretend to have a democracy, much like your current rulers do today.
Rip and tear
Elden Ring, I might be in trouble
The emperor is my shield.
Space Hulk. Since Warhammer 40k is grimdark, I'm plenty fucked.
Papers Please. I think I could do that job better in person. I would be fine, but my memories would bite me in the ass twenty years later.
It might’ve been a specific type of adult game.
I’ll be all right. And, ironically, very fucked.
Fuckedtorio
The Witcher 3 for me. Being Garalt doesn't seem so bad, but I'm going to have a lot more scars than normal. Fucking witches and killing monsters sounds like a good life.
Anyone playing space Marine 2? On one hand fucking space Marine. On the other hand... Fucking space Marine.
A CT or terrorist from Counter Strike Source? That does not seem ideal...
RE4, I'm so ducked.
Looks like I'm Zagreus from the game Hades. So probably not too bad off, because while I can still die, I'm also immortal.
Other than Hades himself being rather unpleasant, the House of Hades actually doesn't seem like a bad place to be, and the no violence rule means it should be relatively safe.
However, there is no escape.
Madeline from Celeste, guess it's time for a rather voilent but much needed therapy session. Unless I also wake up in the current mod I am playing (Darkmoon Ruins), when I am fucked and will never escape (last room hard qwq)
Raccoin, I'm a furry alchemist.
Cool.
Geralt of Rivia... Could be fun!
Batman Arkham Asylum... damn guess I'm getting drugged by Scarecrow and being forced to deal with supressed childhood memories while lunatics try and attack me 😭
Helldivers. Not sure if fucked or not. I'll err on the side of fucked.
40k is one of the worst settings to wake up in, but being a Rogue Trader is not that bad.
Damn... This will be hell... Repeating the same day over and over until I snap and become the most hurtful person to my most loved ppl. At least the ending is good when it finally ends.
In stars and time
BotW. I don't mind being shorter, being tall has done nothing for me except hurt my back.
Tears of the kingdom. I think I've met with a terrible fate.
A hunter in wow. At least I'm not a DH.
HBS Battletech.
Not too bad actually. I'm late enough in the campaign that I'm rolling with multiple heavies and assaults, have something like 120 million C-bills, all my pilots are maxed out, and have Star League tech in almost every chassis.
Suddenly, I am John Helldiver. I am dead within 2 minutes of drop.
My new life goal would be just one directive: "The factory... MUST... GROW!!!!!1"
Marvel's Spider-man. Aside from being Peter Parker, I'm kind okay-ish
Mass Effect 3. Oups
Quasimorph. I am absolutely FUUUUUU-UH-CKED.
Genshin Impact, so pretty much as good as I could have gotten - basically-human near-immortal young adult interstellar traveler with superpowers.
I'm just not sure whether I was piloting my fiance's account or mine last, so I might end up as Lumine instead of Aether... oh, well. Still pretty good.
That damn unicorn from Peggle.
Hell yeah.
(I'm playing the GC version, though, but yeah.)
Mad Max... The transition to dog food and maggots is going to be rough.
I'd wake up in creative mode Minecraft with zero hostile mobs, so I think I'd be good. Just fly around and build my world. ✌🏻
Recettear. If it means I can just reset from day one every time I fail, I'm going to be stuck in an infinite loop of capitalism hell. So, I guess it's a slight improvement over real life.
Looks like I'm getting thrown into the role of a Red Army soldier during the battle of Seelow Heights. RIP
Civilization VI I guess ruling an empire would be nice
Fuck Micah...
Factorio engineer. All shall bow before my might, British trains will finally arrive on time and HS2 with be completed overnight. Along with about 30 more high speed railways. Although they will all be carrying the products of industry and weapons. NIMBYs will be exterminated with extreme prejudice by an army of spidertrons.
The grid will be carbon neutral by the end of the week and power will be so plentiful as to be free. ISS will suddenly be dwarfed by an enormous orbiting megafactory.
World peace assured through guaranteed destruction to any resistance.
Rust from Payday 2... im about to make a shit load of money boys
Well my last game was Pubg new state.. ;-) ded for sure.
about a couple hundred dwarves?
Slay the Spire 2. I do NOT want to be infinitely killed, memory-wiped, and resurrected
Well it was American Truck Simulator so not to bad.
Pokemon FireRed, not complaining!
Dicey Dungeon. I'm rather fucked.
Currently have all episodes completed except 5 from the Witch and 3 from the Jester.
Palworld. My little minmaxxed Jolthog is gonna fuck my enemies up!
REDACTED, so... really not great.
bob in gtnh, so i can create everything and finally automate all those annoying chores (like cleaning the flat or tidy up)!
Cloud Strife... 7/16 experience I guess.
Can it be the exact play through? My family and I are playing through the Pokémon series from 1-7 on hacked ds'. We're doing a sort of meta thing there we can carry Pokemon we beat the game with between games, we just have to reset their level each time. We can also pick any Pokemon as a starter, and if we bring 10 Pokemon of the type we like and 10 with move we want, we can cheat a move.
I just made my childhood proud by finally beating Pokemon blue with ghastly/haunter/gengar as my starter. She got to learn payday along the way.
Hugh from pragmata
Pretty cool character
Lara Croft. I think I did pretty well.
Skyward Sword Link, ironically.
Haha, I'm playing through Mina the Hollower. I get to be a cute mouse girl, but live in a terrifying world full of monsters. Sorry Lionel, I changed my mind about repairing the spark generators. I'm just going to stay in town and hang out, if ya don't mind.
7 Days to Die. I'm in danger.
Snowrunner. I guess I'm running out of fuel in a mud bog out in the wilderness somewhere then dying of exposure.
Im either Dark Willow or Roshan. My wife is Kratos
Well shit, I was playing dying light 2 yesterday. It's mildly better than the other game I've been playing Pathogenic which is a rogue lite where you play a pathogen trying to kill the scientist who made you in a lab.
Think I'm pretty screwed either way to be honest. At least I'm dying light 2 I get to be human and do parkour so that's cool.
I'm Noble 6, so I'm good.
Among Us.
I'm so dead. And I'll be expected to finish the workday even after I'm dead. Worst. Work environment. Ever.
I'm screwed. The zomboids will likely eat my face
Palworld. Given the records of all the dead people on the islands and the entries about how the pals are, possibly pretty fucked.
I'll wake up as John dark soul and immediately die hundreds of times
I... Am STEVE.
I AM NOW A GOD!
I'm now sora from kingdom hearts, I have no clue if that's good or bad since I've never really played the game before
Endgame Terraria mage with a mostly cleansed world. I think I'm ok.
So I'm a helldiver with an expected lifespan of 30 seconds. Ay least being shot in a big bullet sounds fun.
Expedition 33. Not sure if that means I'm going to be Verso or Maelle. Either way I get to hang out with Esquie all day so I'm good with it.
A helldiver. It'll be exciting, but that means I have a life expectancy of roughly 20 minutes on average.... With my skill set it'll be closer to 30 seconds.
Project Zomboid.
Oh well.. closes curtains, starts ripping up old clothes and turns on TV.
Easy street.
Casualties Unknown. WHY ME?
Superhot.
I guess I'm made of red glass polygons. But time stops if I stop moving.
RIP AND TEAR!
Schedule 1, I be vibin
Either Brotato or Disco Elysium, I forget. Either I'm fucked, or fucked up.
Think tuberculosis isn't as bad a diagnosis anymore than it was back then.
Last game I played was surviving the aftermath, which is a survival base builder sort of thing. So I’m just a standard regular person with meh traits.
The amount of fucked depends on what context I’m spawning in. In reality? Meh. In the game itself? Vaguely fucked, being more fucked as the population grows. In another reality with different rules and stuff? Ultrafucked.
Turing Complete's main character was abducted by aliens, who threaten to kill them if they don't prove intelligent by learning how to build a computer.
War thunder......
There is no protagonist. I just keep getting shot down in planes or blown up in tanks. Not a good life.
I'm April Ryan. Off to save the world(s), I guess
Final Fantasy XIV. While the world falls apart around me, I’m gonna go fishing.
WW2 Rebuilder. I'd be fine, just traumatized, and wealthy since I'd be able to take advantage of the boomer economy.
Does Monster Train 2 have a main character?
If not that, then Paralives, and then I'm just me again except successful and less lazy
Awesome, I just got a fancy new hat and learned Avada Kedavra. Gonna zoom around on my broom for a while
Well, that might be a bother. I'm in the completely wrong climate.
The last game I played was Sawayama Solitaire in the Zachtronics Solitaire Collection, and sometimes I’ll just deal Sawayama on my table with actual cards, so I figure my life is carrying on precisely like this.
Quite the opposite of playing, say, Soma, which would fuck someone up the mostiest.
Space Invaders. Looks like I'm shooting some spaceships!
Oh, Heavenly Principles, please rid me of Paimon!
Quake 4, so I'm Corporal Matthew Kane. Hopefully, post stroggification? Half human, half machine.
minecraft, so I think I'm a threat to the society
Tarkov. I'm done for. The only thing going for me is my hideout is built up so technically I can live off bitcoin farming and have traders deliver me food until it all blows over.
I'm Nathan Drake. Life will be exciting lol
I... Guess I just became Clementine
The Finals lore is a horrid dystopian wasteland, but atleast I get pretty cool VR, r-right guys..?
I just got to an epilogue for 1000xResist this morning. Ummm, I'm not even sure which character is really the main character. Blue is a good candidate. I guess I'm experiencing multiple people's trauma and then deciding what the future will be like.
All in all, there are certainly worse positions to be in.
The last game I played was "Fuck's Quest II", so I'm definitely "Fuck".
Paralives.
The upside is that I somehow managed to buy a furnished two bedroom house for less than 30k in cash.
The downside is that my cooking is so bad that I manage to screw up making a cup of instant noodles.
Blue Prince? At least it's not a dangerous world... I think.
The guy from postal 2
Mouse: PI for Hire. Oh no
As in I wake up as the character or wake up in the same place as them as the character?
Last game I played was Green Hell, so if I wake up in the Amazon, I think I'll be dead pretty quickly.
If I just wake up as Jake, I should be okay if I didn't go to sleep with worms, parasites, leeches, poisoned or a bite by a venomous creature.
Sidenote: Is venomed a real word?
Me and Osty are going to the park. Best day ever.
I'm a mech pilot in the middle of a weird apocalypse (Mech Knight Nightmare). Could be worse.
I guess I'm a young woman now, if we go by the art of Metal Bringer.
Donkey Kong 64. cool.
Frontiers of Pandora. I'm a 10ft tall blue chick. Navigating the house is going to be interesting.
The operator in Nucleares. I think I will be okay for a few months... But the clock is not on my side, especially if it runs my difficulty settings.
I get to be a caricature of myself with a ton of pals to conquer my enemies with and a kick ass floating base in the ocean!!!
Armored Core VI is a FromSoft game. Fortunately, not quite as bad as the Usury Simulator of prior editions. But I'm still ghost-in-a-shell working odd jobs in war zones to afford a new human body. So, I'm thinking I'm pretty deeply fucked.
Cult of the lamb.
Well I'm a cult leader which is nice, but I have a pact with the Devil, so long term fucked?
My character in FFXIV. So a god slaying, world saving cat girl. Wouldn't be too bad I guess.
If it has to be singleplayer games, Ryder in Mass Effect Andromeda. Exploring a new galaxy in a cool space ship? Also not too bad.
I played tetris 😅 like 25/30 y ago...
MISTER CHEF
I beat The Ascent last night so I'm a cool cyberpunk lady who was just "promoted" to independent contractor. I'm no longer under the thumb of yCorp, I have a deep bank account, and I have a large stockpile of weapons and augs. For living in a cyberpunk dystopia I'm honestly doing pretty great!
A smutty harem game, "Fresh Women". Please tell me this isn't just a hypothetical....
My last played game was Railroader so I guess we drivin trains today!
Fuck yeah, Armored Core 6! Giant robots, everybody!!
Tiny Glade. No "characters" as such aside from the ducks and sheep but my latest creation is pretty idyllic.
Before that, it was Forza Horizon 6 which... yeah I'd happily live in that word too.
A hot Viera in Final Fantasy XIV…the fun will be endless.
Hmm, the emperor Beld, resurrected for the sole purpose of killing the evil Goddess Cardice by the grand Wizard Wart; but due to some magical shenanigans ::: spoiler spoiler I will be locked into an impasse which will cause her to resurrect, as well as myself (a stipulation of my resurrection is that it would cease upon completing my task of killing the Goddess). :::
Considering it's pretty easy to make the main character insanely overpowered, I'll be in a pretty comfortable position. My biggest issue will be that it was the Japanese version, and I don't know Japanese. 🤔
Returnal... not promising
Building a factory on an alien planet and also I'm a girl. So pretty much perfect.
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Ramza Beoulve from FFT... Not to fucked tbh
Last game I played was Magic The Gathering, am I still myself?
Whelp, it was Rimworld.
So I guess I'm only legit surviving for a little while (so long as I have a table to eat at of course), and then I'm irrevocably fucked unless some organs can be harvested from unwilling prisoners.
Then I might be okay.
I have mako poisoning now. Great.
Hotline Miami 🐔
Well, I'll be a legend for the ages, but will die at Hoover Dam.
So...both?
I'm the Dark Urge? Ya'll better watch out.
Oof why did it have to be Factorio. I fucking hate Biters!
Aurther Morgan. Tuberculosis
F’d.
Probably get spawnkilled.
so glad I started playing Dispatch after I did a few rounds of Helldivers 2 last night
I'm waking up as my custom character on a private Palworld testing server. I'm gonna be doing great. I have two excellently built bases that don't even need me for the most part.
Playing some golf.
Idk the main character cause I was playing Crusader Kings III and I’m way bad at it so I would be hella fucked my bros.
I played Rivals of Aether two, so I guess I would be my last played character? I played as Orcane, so I'm a really happy water puppy. I wish T_T
Oh good, I just started playing ARK.
Looks like I get to be some sort of digital antivirus kinda furry-esque thing from Kila-flow. No problem since the worst that ever happens is I lose all my health and restart at either the beginning of the level or last checkpoint.
Shouldn't feel any pain from any enemies or obstacles considering I'd be all digital, so sign me up. Just gotta hope that beating the final boss would let me return home.
Better that than my time in either Mindustry or Pokemon Rejuvenation. Don't feel like being a disposable hover vehicle or the protagonist of Rejuvenation for reasons I can't get into due to major spoilers!
Öoo. I feel... limited
Well in that case I'm gonna turn into a puppygirl (my last game was deadlock, where I played Paige and I got a custom skin, that turns her into a puppygirl.
I’d be Atsu … def not taking on entire compounds by myself lol
Oh thank the gods! I last played the Sims 4 as a best-selling author. Before that was Kills-your-ass, my argonian assassin from Skyrim, who's quirk is she can't help but pick fights with giants, so she died a lot.
Warframe, so both awesome and fucked.
City of Heroes: Homecoming. I'll be flying around all day.
Kyle Crane from Dying Light
Koopa Troopa in a go-kart. I do get to keep the go-kart, right?
ESO. My scalie dream is now realized.
I’m a flying, brittle, fuel inefficient vehicle zooming around in traffic attempting to not crash and fall apart.
For context, the game was “Hovercraft: build, fly, retry”
I am so fucked
Dang I only play cdda and I constantly die because I get bored and rush heading into dangerous situations
The Simpsons hit and run.
I think I'll be fine.
Is cs2 terrorist a main character?
Quake.
I would be so fucked.
Granblue relink? Am I Djeeta cuz that’s what I picked or do I become male captain whatever his name is? Or do I get to pick?
Idk if I have her abilities and sheer luck then I’m fine. If not, I could probably make a life in folca and be ok.
I'm a 16 year old girl who is in charge of a dutchy centered I'm the Sakhalin islands. If all goes well I will live a long life and die as a queen. There's a chance I'll fall off my horse and die when I'm 18 like my mother though....
I'm a badass but I'm gonna get cancer in about 15 years
Namalsk on DayZ. Shit sucks.
I'm replaying Portal, so I guess I'm a chick now. Do I get the portal gun? That would make it pretty awesome.
I am a pioneer, who is kinda immortal in satisfactory, I don't know what would that change, probably would improve my health, but idk what gender is the pioneer from satisfactory.
Strange Flesh; I'm doing fine.
desktop computer only: https://greatestbear.com/strangeflesh/app/index.html
Yesss!!! I was playing dungeons and dragons but with online spread sheets and 2D map. I am now a young cute paladin.
Well I'll be off to some quality karaoke and then I'll go fight a tiger
That would either be Driller in DRG (pretty fucked) or any of the survivors in L4D2 (also pretty fucked.)
So, I'm sitting in a creepy house playing paranormal investigator with a machine that can listen to the past, but only if I can tell it exactly when, where and who was present. I'm supposed to be investigating a series of deaths, but they're...weird. I've personally listened to three of the deaths happen, none of them with an obvious proximate cause of death, and one of them at the very beginning of the time span the machine can reach. Somehow the deaths are also connected to the weather?, and also trigger agnosia of the victim's identity, including one man forgetting his lady entirely mid-sentence when she dies while they are together. One person seems potentially at least partly immune to this effect, since she has asked about her daughter after her daughter died, while everyone else has forgotten her daughter ever existed at all aside from the corpse of an unknown person being found.
Amusingly, there's one guy wandering the house during the timeline who talks about how he used to live there, but isn't sure why he showed up other than nostalgia, and is very angry that the house is in the hands it is instead of his own - this is because the first victim was the owner of the house and his brother who invited him and absent knowing he ever had a brother, things fit together...weird.
Vintage Story, sooo bad?
Well I get revived everytime I die but I will a whole lot.
My Elf Witch in DOS2. I'll take it.
Danganronpa v3. Luckily already chapter 3.
Demon’s Souls. Shit.
Hades II, so probably moderately fucked, will probably die as an unintended consequence of the gods fighting.
Kratos
Well, last game was fallout 4 so... Kind of okay I guess? I mean I did side with the institute and all my settlements are maxed for people and have more than 150 in defense, 40 water at most, and over 50 food. So I have people, healthcare, an army (technically 2, minutemen)
Remnant 2, so i am a powerhouse but stuck in a time loop.
Planet crafter ... Well i'm fucked
Me: "I WILL be Elden Lord"
Also Me: refuses to level past 1
The Commander? In Terra Invicta??? idk how to run a secret society!
I’m a Ditto with a god complex and urbanistic OCD! I build complex arquitectural structures to house my misfit friends and live of the land… i think im pretty well off…
Democracy has arrived!
I'm commander Shepherd, and this is my favorite timeline in the Citadel
Warhammer 40,000: Darktide. So yeah, I'm super fucked.
Although, I would be a cyborg (Skitarii) with a pretty sweet collection of servo skulls and a cool weapon, so I've got that going for me.
Naked Snake. I got quite a bit of lore to go.
MT Foxtrox/Empty Fuck/John Cruelty (depends on who you ask)
If I decide to fish for the rest of my life, I'm gonna be ok, otherwise it's gonna be misery. I can't handle seeing the game's pigs in "real life". They're scary enough through the screen, thank you very much.
I'm a Red Lizzard, stealthy as fuck, skilled in pickpocketing, lock picking, and backstabbing. Also I'm basically a demi-god.
I think I'm pretty good
Warhammer 40k - Space Marine 2 ;)
Oh man I'm the Drifter in Warframe. Idk if I love or hate that
Does freecell have a main character?
Tiz from Bravely Default: Flying Fairy
It's not looking good, Chat 😅
Sable, so I have a hoverbike and also I can kind of fly, and there are no enemies in my world. Good thing I played that in between now and Half-Life Alyx.
Cyberpunk, so like a way cooler looking version of me with blade arms and a double jump. I’m down, that fucks hard.
I just replayed half-life 2 so I find this pretty epic
wakes up in Hunt:Showdown
Ah, fuck.....
I just started playing Vintage Story. Upsides: no taxes, and my house can be as big or small as I want it. Downsides: I will have to slave away every day or I will die, and will probably die repeatedly even if I do. Sort-of upside: dying is merely inconvenient (so far, anyway).
Well, going to own some very successful bookstores, or have a decently successful device repair shop. (Bookshop Simulator and ReStory) Thankfully you didn't ask this tomorrow when I start up my next Stalker 2 play through...I'd be pretty damn fucked.
Well... I've changes genders now... Instead of being a Systems administrator who builds networks and infrastructure. I'm a redheaded boss bitch destroying robot dinosaurs with a bow and arrow.
Avatar: Frontiers of Pandora. Shit game but I could think of a lot worse places to wake up
I now rule over a sizable chunk of the Latium province, with modest holdings in Albion as well.
::: spoiler reveal Anno 117 :::
It’s rimworld and I’m fucked
Open your eyes. Wake up link..!
Cal Kestis.....I have to fight the Empire, but I've got force powers and a sweet laser sword. Worth it.