Make a rabbit based joke and it's yours.

Don't cry for me Argentina, I'm not terribly torn up. But I did spend an abnormal amount of time on the rice, and it shows.

Sorry cause I'm really bad about measurements and generally just play it by ear. But the cabbage is a kinda slaw I made last night with cabbage(obviously, lol) shredded carrots, 3 pith in jalapeños, quarter of an onion, close of garlic minced, nubbin of ginger minced, apple cider vinegar, olive oil, fish sauce, and a small scoop of mayo.

Lentils were a little bit of leftover onion and clove of garlic minced, boiled with the water from the canned beets.

The rice was some long grain I rinsed until the water ran clear, let dry, toasted with neutral oil, towards the end of toasting it I put a clove of pressed garlic, garlic powder, pinch of salt, and onion powder and let it get fragrant. As soon as I added the water I found an old cube of chicken bullion I figured couldn't hurt.

Everything was very good, but I'm especially proud of the rice!

Mine follows a similar color pallet, but South American inspired with lots of chorizo, jalapenos, and some smashed avocado on the side.

By "trash" I mean it was a bunch of leftovers thrown together. Such leftovers include half an eggplant, half a yellow squash, half a zucchini, half can of Spam, half pound of jalapeños, half a yellow onion, half a shaker of curry powder, half boiled potatoes, half peeled taro root, and one full can of coconut milk.

I fried the veggies and spam separately to get some good maillard, then added them back after dumping the coconut milk.

Had an old block of tofu that needed to be used. Crumbling up tofu by hand is so much more satisfying than breaking up ground beef in a pan. I tossed it in double fermented soy sauce and squid brand fish sauce and baked it at 350F until it browned. The beans were kidney, black, garbanzo, and some tiny guys called "rice beans"

Sausage, fried egg, mixed veggies(cabbage, carrots, corn, jalapeno, onion, squash, tomatoes and zucchini) with whatever seasonings you got that you think would taste good, rice, and a couple lime wedges. It's not much to look at but it is pretty damn good.

And that's not a bad thing.