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King of Hearts [Mr. Lovenstein]

J. L. Westover | Bluesky | Patreon

::: spoiler Secret Panel 💦 :::

::: spoiler Alt Text Well partner, come high noon tomorrow, I reckon we have ourselves a d-d-d-d-d-duel! :::

::: spoiler Transcript Comic in 3 Panels

Panel 1: A blue man with a blonde handlebar mustache and sits at a table, his arms spread wide revealing 5 diamond cards: Ace, King, Queen, Jack, 10. Across from him is a rugged pink guy dressed like Clint Eastwood in “The Man with No Name”, wearing a beat up, but iconic brown flat-crown Spanish wool Western, with a red poncho on his shoulders, a 5 ‘o clock shadow on his rugged face, and a cigarette hanging from his mouth.

Blue Man: Royal Flush. Beat that!

Panel 2: Pink Guy bows his head, a smug look on his face, and spreads his arms wide to reveal Exodia, The Forbidden One. Blue Man’s hat flys off his head as screams in shock and outrage, a vein is visible on his neck.

Blue Man: EXODIA AGAIN?!

Panel 3: Blue Man lunges and grabs Pink Guy’s poncho as the table leans and cards fly everywhere. Blue Man’s right arm is pulled back in a fist, ready to punch Pink Guys smug face.

Blue Guy: You cheatin’ bastard!

Pink Guy: Heart of the Cards, pardn’r

Secret Panel: Pink Guy’s smug expression still on his face smokes a cigarette as blood runs from the corner of his mouth. Blue Man holds his Stetson in his hands sweating as he looks abashed. On top of Blue Man’s head is a red card, and in his hat more colorful cards are visible.

Pink Guy: Either I drank too much whiskey or you got Charizards in yer hat :::

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