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This is real, from the Samsung "Smart Things" app.
What even is this fuckass timeline
It's like a badly written "young adult" book written by someone who has never interacted with another human being, and none of the words have more than two syllables.
Comparisons to "Idiocracy" aren't valid you say?
It's got what plants crave.
In Pulp Fiction Vincent made a big deal about a $5 milkshake, which is less than a crappy one from a fast food joint costs today.
We're cooked.
Edit:
General consensus is the movie took place around 1982. $5 then would be almost $20 now, possibly more.
Would you buy it?
Truth in advertising
The "ssecretary" is 100% genuine, they're really that dumb.
They were made in a factory. A *bomb* factory. They're bombs.
The explosion happened at an explosives factory