Spyke

"No Cock Like Horse Cock" in my ass

Well that's stupid, I didn't even get an extra joke from this.

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No I will not do that, because the last song I heard was Kids by MGMT.

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The Dragonborn Comes in my ass

Apparently I'm now in my experimental phase?

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Love-Hate-Sex-Pain in my ass.

I guess I’ll never listen to Godsmack the same again.

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I"m playing Bioshock: Infinite and was just in the Salty Oyster bar where "Makin' Whoopee" plays on the phonograph.

So....yeah.

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Ok. Guys. You know, it's tempting to lie about thinga like that. But this is for real. I was listening Aesop Rock on Friday, so I opened my Spotify to:
None shall pass in my ass.

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"German Sex Tourist" - in my ass

Well, mistress, the internet said it’s time for me to get pegged again.

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【Ado】ブリキノダンス 歌いました in my ass

(Ado sang buriki no dance in my ass?)

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“Jump, jive, roar in my ass.”

Oh dear.

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1-800-EAT-SHIT in my ass, talk about kismet

(Rickshaw Billie's Burger Patrol, awesome band I just discovered)

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i dunno which it cycled through last..

"party of your lifetime" in my ass

or

"the great despair" in my ass.

both from wf1999 ost

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Light it up in my ass.

Welllllllll (Major Lazer - Light it up)

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I was listening to some Oliver Tree so it's going to be: "Oliver Tree fights camera man during live performance in my ass"

That explains the gas xD

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Relax in my ass.

I'm fully aware of the irony here, considering what the song is about.

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Katamari's 5am Mourning Routine in my ass

Really hope the little prince isn't rolling my shit into a ball...

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Love on a 45 in my ass (the song that started while reading this)

Alternatively the song that actually finished before reading the title

The beat don't feel the same in my ass

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Crawl to me... in my ass.

This is actually incredibly funny given that the song is a parody of nu metal songs of the late 90s.

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You might think he loves you for your money but I know what he really loves you for it's your brand new leopard skin pillbox hat in my ass

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Fine... Opens Spotify

"My Best Friends... In my ass" - Pokemon

Oh wait, no, that would be the next track. The previous one was:

"Stand Out... In My Ass" - Tevin Campbell

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Currently listening to a song titled Love-Hate-Sex-Pain so I think that’s an appropriate coincidence

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Hell March in my ass?

I mean, should I call in sick tomorrow?

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I haven't listened to any music since yesterday so here's some from my music playlist:

  • don't be a fool in my ass
  • the whole town's laughing at m(y ass)
  • dancin (with) my ass
  • master of flame in my ass
  • the fire and the flames in my ass
  • clubbed to death (with) my ass
  • dare to be stupid in my ass
  • in the house, in a heartbeat, in my ass

OBJECTS THAT I'VE SHOVED UP MY ARSE:

  • rules of nature in my ass
  • meat grinder in my ass
  • outrun the wolves in my ass
  • sharks in my ass
  • ghosts 'n stuff in my ass
  • small enemy spider in my ass
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ma pi mama mi in my ass? Fitting an entire fatherland in there would be difficult but ok

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