cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/28431423

The theorem has been expressed colloquially as "you can't comb a hairy ball flat without creating a cowlick" or "you can't comb the hair on a coconut".

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/22658661

Credit/sauce:
cross-posted from: https://hexbear.net/post/3964820

I'm imagining it delivering nuggets to guys in the trenches over barbed wire and mustard gas.

... someone linked this in a Discord server and it's just too horrible not to repost.

Would have turned the switches the other way around tho.