lemmyshitpost·Lemmy ShitpostbyMickey7 OK what is your Roman name?View original on lemmy.world287Comments305Reply
BzzBiotch replylemmy.worldDammit, I had the same idea! Apparently your mom was already taken. This woman is busy!26Reply
AAgent641 replylemmy.world1Hide 1 reply"He has a wife, you know... Do you know what she's called?"3Reply
vvodka replyfeddit.orgHalf an hour and no upvotes on this great comment? What has this world come to when people aren't upvoting Life of Brian gifs?15Reply
�🍉 DrRedOctopus 🐙🍉 replylemmy.world@lietuva (Pussyus) and I, Fatcockius are going to the tavern, want to join us?6Reply
Ghostalmedia replylemmy.worldSweat Greens employee at the register: “What can I get for you?” Me and the boys: “Salad us.”6Reply
Korne127 lemmy.worldVegetarian Toast Hawai ius Edit: It's kind of funny because my real name is Kornelius7Reply
JJigglySackles replylemmy.world2Hide 2 repliesBut at least you got pork belly! That's delicious.2Reply
MMr_Dr_Oink replylemmy.world1Hide 1 replyIt really was. If i recall it was smoked for 4 hours and came with this lovely korean style ketchup.2Reply
sskoell13 replyfeddit.org3Hide 3 replieshttps://de.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seele_(Geb%C3%A4ck) Answered to you because of the Spätzle2Reply
FForgottenUsername replylemmy.world1Hide 1 replySorry my partner is Austrian so my knowledge of dishes is limited. Totes gonna give this one a crack though..!2Reply
sskoell13 replyfeddit.orghttps://www.rezeptschachtel.de/seelen_rezept.html this is the recipe I use, I just make them longer.1Reply
11rre discuss.tchncs.de떡볶이us (or 떡볶이ius I guess?) no complaints actually it sounds kind of cool2Reply
zzarathustrad lemmy.worldI was just chewing on a Pen. Penius... but it was a Bic pen and my name is Dick so, my friends call me Bicius Dickius.2Reply
ssilasmariner replyprogramming.devWait, you're not meant to eat sweet peas, you'll get lathyrism3Reply
AAGuyAcrossTheInternet fedia.ioTortellinius Shrimpius Does anybody else feel like a little… giggle when I mention my name?2Reply
AAgent641 lemmy.worldProteinius Barius Not sure if that's a name for an expert in Roman common law , or an alchemist.2Reply
RRizzRustbolt lemmy.worldMochaius... no wait... I should be able to conjugate this correctly... Um... Mochallus?1Reply
GGuttural jlai.luTurronius. I could have had it worse. Imagine the baconiuses and the asparagius in the room.1Reply
BBluewing lemmy.worldYesterday it was grilled porkus steakious. By the end of the day I'm changing it to Homio Smokus Baconius. Just as soon as I get those pork bellies out of the smoker. Then I just need to get those 3 pork loins brined and smoked next weekend.1Reply
LLemmyKnowsBest lemmy.worldMeal Squares -ius Which reminds me, I'm running out and need to unpause my subscription ASAP0Reply
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Yourmomius
Dammit, I had the same idea! Apparently your mom was already taken. This woman is busy!
Sounds meaty
And moist too.
More commonly known as Pussius
Cuntius Assius
Vaginius
"He has a wife, you know... Do you know what she's called?"
Not Virginius
Half an hour and no upvotes on this great comment? What has this world come to when people aren't upvoting Life of Brian gifs?
I wish my wife was named Biggus Dickius. For many reasons….
And I thought I had to post this.... Thank you
Aaah! That's where Biggus Dickus is coming from!
M&Mius Withius Peanutius
Assius
Bussius
@lietuva (Pussyus) and I, Fatcockius are going to the tavern, want to join us?
My would be Pussyius
Only if you ate an actual cat.
saladius
Sweat Greens employee at the register:
“What can I get for you?”
Me and the boys:
“Salad us.”
Starburstius sounds a bit wild
Lasagnius
Butterchickenius
fun fact - i do have a roman name irl :)
Butter chicken is delicious, you have good taste in food.
Guess what I cooked today? Butter chickpea. :)
Please share the recipe
Here you go: https://lemmy.world/post/36538209
Awesome, thank you
Murgh Makhanius
tylenolius
My son is autismus
Bagelius almost sounds like a real Roman name.
Nigirius 🍣. That's not problematic at all.
Hey same. But I would go with sushius.
Goatius
Cunalingusius
that would be Cuntius
Vaginaius
Coochius
Pussyius
Pizzaius
Vegetarian Toast Hawai ius
Edit: It's kind of funny because my real name is Kornelius
Burgerius sounds pretty believable
Are you my brother?
I am Crispy Chicken Burgerius!
Alcoholius
I thought he was a lesser deity.
Dicckius Biggus I guess
Bonelessius barbequeum Wingius
Porkius :(
Even worse was mine was actually pork belly :(
Fitting for Mr Dr Oink
😞 i know.
But at least you got pork belly! That's delicious.
It really was. If i recall it was smoked for 4 hours and came with this lovely korean style ketchup.
Very nice. That sounds awesome. Love a good smoked meat.
Zaxbysius
Anius
MC chicken nuggius
pierogius
Tacobellius
Pesto Genovesius
Cheddar Cheeseius.
Pizzaius
No, I AM PIZZAIUS!
Scrolling the comments looking for Assius...
Ginger biscuitius
Tidepodius
Spätzlnius, I'm not sure this works 🫤
I got Seel(e)ius
You've lost me what's that?
https://de.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seele_(Geb%C3%A4ck) Answered to you because of the Spätzle
Sorry my partner is Austrian so my knowledge of dishes is limited. Totes gonna give this one a crack though..!
https://www.rezeptschachtel.de/seelen_rezept.html this is the recipe I use, I just make them longer.
Why does this look and sound like a hush puppy?
Croissantius
It's got a nice ring to it
General Tsoisius
Fingerius. So sexy.
Stop eating corpses
Breadius
In Latin that would be Panisius.
That's what i feel every day, not what i eat ;)
ramenius
Gummi bearius
Cheese Center Oscar Meyer Hot Dogius
Donutius
Instant Noodlius also coincidentally my male stripper name
Chickennuggetius
Porridgius Maximus
Popcornius
Pastanius
Candius (candy ass?)
I am poutinius, this is my wife nutellius
Strudelius
Assius
I’m Poptartius and so is my wife!
Peanutius
Pfefferbrezlius
Ramenius
pizzaius
Pringlius. Actually, the Aldi knockoff brand that tastes so much better.
Kitkatius
Bratius, I dig it
Croissantius 🥐
Garlicus Breadius
Tis I, your cousin, Cheesius Pizzius!
pizzaus my old friend! Salve!
Quesadillius
Falafel gyroius just sounds silly
Spaghettius
Bananius
Blacklicoricetwistsius
Panius Cakius
Picklius
Nutellius
I am somewhat surprised that Jizzious hasn't arrived.............
Mandarinius.
Clitius
Chicken Sandwichius
Hey I'm a ham sandwichius! Nice to meet you.
Hey!!! Long lost cousin! So good to finally meet you!
Airheadsius
Congyoubingius
Hummusius
Frikandel Specialius
frixum equus
Tofuius. Kinda hard to put together.
Pepperonius
ham sandwichius
Twatius
stewius
Curryius
spitius
Muffinius, nice ring to it.
Sea Salt & Caramel Ice Creamius
Kimchiius...
gummy bearius
Blizzardius
Codius, I like.
Bacontomatosandwhichius
SourCherryCokeBottleius
wait.. there is sour cherry coke??
Lol I wish. These were gummies.
ah that makes more sense
Porkius potatus
Gummy Cokeius
Poptartius
Poutinius
BK Chicken Friesius
Little Caesar's Crazy Puffius
“Pizzaius”, I dunno, doesn’t really strike fear.
떡볶이us (or 떡볶이ius I guess?)
no complaints actually it sounds kind of cool
Chick peaius
Potatoes with mushrooms, brussel sprouts and tofu in a creme sauceius.
Sausage sandwich with cheese and hp sauce... ius
Pineapple Soft Servius
Katsudonius.
Hummusius
Edit typo
Chilius rellenus
Argetius, hmmm... Argeticus sounds better.
Black Licoricius
"Varenicus"?, i like it!
Gnocchius is spectacular
Jelloius
Fruit cake with cheeseius - don't really work.
Steel Cut Oatius
Burgerius Beerius. Nice!
Spanikopitaius
I'll take it
Malus domesticus
I was just chewing on a Pen.
Penius... but it was a Bic pen and my name is Dick so, my friends call me Bicius Dickius.
Semmelius
Garlic Breadious
Drumstickius Icecreamius
Fulius, which kind of actually works.
Burritious Beefii.
Breadstickius
Behold Piecius of Shitsfore Breakfast
Entrecotius
Ribius (for your pleasure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) )
Pizzatoastius
CheeseCurdius
Lentilius
Chiliius
Biscoffius kinda rolls off the tounge
Sweetpeacius
Wait, you're not meant to eat sweet peas, you'll get lathyrism
Quesadillus.
Tortilliniius
Tortellinius Shrimpius
Does anybody else feel like a little… giggle when I mention my name?
虾饺ius
???
Hamburgerius
Lappskausius
Gummyius. If not this, then I'll take Sausageius.
Altoidius.
Flanius
Laysius
Potpieius just sounds stupid ☹️
Redus Applius
Pastorius! Actually not bad
Proteinius Barius
Not sure if that's a name for an expert in Roman common law , or an alchemist.
Stuffed Jalapeñoius
Romanius
Snickersicecreamius
Germanicus
You ate a German?
Let's not kink shame...
Armin Meiwes entered the chat
Tortaius
Mexican food!
Burritus of beefitus
saladius seems nice
Krowkyius
Good morning, I'm Cerealius.
Sauarcrimius
Mochaius... no wait... I should be able to conjugate this correctly...
Um... Mochallus?
Cheesecakius ballius
Gastrinius
Popcornius
Pumpkin Soupius
Sajoerius, that actually has a fun ring to it
Hummusius Andius Breadius
Chilius Crispius Hummusius
Minius Cucumberius.
Peanut butter cupius
Beansoupius
No! I am BEANSOUPIUS!
Turronius.
I could have had it worse. Imagine the baconiuses and the asparagius in the room.
Nachosius.
Eggsandbaconius
pieious
Chocolatius
Thai ricius
Nanaimo barius
Good job Canadians, they are nice.
Hamius
Pieus Chipius
Cheesius
Ice creamius
Porkus Chopius
Nuggetius
Soupius
Doritoius
Milkius Curdius Proteinius Powderius
Vegetarianius Mortadellius Toastius
Nutella Toastius the Younger
Aquarius ?! Why do I get a pokemon name??
Pomegranatius
Brinjal Bhajiius
Brussels Cabbagius.
Marmaladius
Crackerius
Cheeseburger ius
Sausigius Linkius!
Oatius peanutius bananaius
Cassouletius
Burritoius
Pancakius. Or Eggsius.
Butterius Noodlius
Omeletius
Phaseolus
Breadius
Sandwichius
Cacciatorius entering the chat
Assius
Grapius
Call me Malusius.
Chile Verdius (cum cervino).
Lo-meinius, actually goes pretty hard
Pretzelius
Palawius
Steakius
Shortbreadius
My name shall be Oatmealus Cookieus
Name of the food La polisenius? Or type pizzaius? Hahah
Vlammetjeius
Cookius
Easy Macius
Pozoleius
Polloius
Skor Barius
Twizzlerius
Riceius
Belvitaius
Reubenius
Hummus Toastius
Wontonius sounds pretty roman
Yesterday it was grilled porkus steakious. By the end of the day I'm changing it to Homio Smokus Baconius. Just as soon as I get those pork bellies out of the smoker. Then I just need to get those 3 pork loins brined and smoked next weekend.
Twixius
Stuffed French Toastius
Meal Squares -ius
Which reminds me, I'm running out and need to unpause my subscription ASAP
Beerius Maximus
Pongalius