Alex Jones sports Hitler mustache in shocking broadcast: 'It had a wild effect on women'
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Guy wearing a Hitler 'stache as a "social experiment."
"We're all trying to find the guy who supports Hitler"
"You literally have a Hitler mustache!"
"So does that guy!" points at Charlie Chaplain
"No I do-Oh no..."
I read somewhere that Hitler grew a "Charlie Chaplin" mustache because he was a big fan
It was called the Chaplin before Hitler grew one. Hitler grew it to help soften his public image. He was known to be a big fan of American movies. And had them imported during WWII for private screenings, even though it was illegal in the rest of Nazi Germany.
How ironic, then, that Charlie made such a scathing satirical movie about the absurdity of Adolf!
I have always read that the style was in vogue among men who had to fight in WWI where the use of gas masks discouraged keeping a full beard or moustache as it hindered adherence.
You can see the shift in the American presidents too.
A National Socialist Experiment. He wants to find out how long he can survive in public with a hitler mustache.
Me? Oh, ahah. no. These people need serious mental help, education, and time away from nazi propagandists.
It's the right-wingers that are the assassins, apparently. They really know evil, you know? Beats me, they're cultist lunatics. It's not going to be hard for them to detect the "Totally normal guy doing a social experiment" from their scope.
School full of children > Hitlerized Alex Jones. Where would you rather have the christian terrorist shooting people up?
What are you yapping about
Thanks! I was suddenly doubting my reading comprehension abilities before reading your reply.
He's just trolling, he needs to sustain attention which translates to income, now that it's waning and he looks like a loser. What else is he supposed to do -- get an HVAC license? Work at an Apple store? His options are limited.
100% this.
It's such a well established business model now.
Stimulate outrage amongst sane normal people. Free publicity. Engage with assholes who will buy your snake oil.
Fuck I thought he was trying to bring back the silent film
He should work on the "silent" part first.
Used Mercedes dealership
Selling Thundercougarfalconbirds
Wait am I not supposed to want to sell Thundercougarfalcon birds? I mean there is so much eagle those. And malfunctioning Eddie seems like a cool boss.
Or maybe my life is going worse then I thought…
No cat food for Bictor tonight!
No, that's the Beta Romeo. Not as much eagle in the Thundercougarfalconbird.
Office furniture and vacuum repair
I’d like to see him draining septic tanks. With a teaspoon. While wearing that stupid little mustache.
Lol, HVAC license... You might as well ask my dog to become a rocket scientist.
and... all the hvac techs I know work. they fuckin work their asses off. often in sweltering attics or cramped industrial spaces. jones wouldn't last a damned moment.
"Sir, the problem with your air conditioner is liberals."
"Liberals?"
"See they put this coolant in that will make your daughter gay, we used to have good coolant in this country but I just don't understand how people in this country don't GIVE A FUCK and I said Charlie Kirk stood up and said what was right, and what happened to him? WHAT HAPPENED TO HIM? Where's your daughter, I need to talk with her."
I dunno, I trust Alex Jones to blow a LOT of hot air.
Gotta point out nazis when you see them, and that's all this is. Alex Jones is a nazi, in a nazi party, as a nazi propagandist, with a hitler mustache to show his nazi allegiance.
All these guys went to Epstein island, right? Or were they too poor? Bottom tier suckups?
I guarantee you Alex Jones did not go to Epstein island. That was for presidents and billionaires. They would have laughed at him and told him to get back to his trailer park and get some craigslist hookers or something.
and richard dawkins
well he could have worn a clown nose, put a shoe on his head or embrace nudism, but he chose the nazi option. i think that says enough about him
Well, that and he actually has been an obvious 'crypto' nazi this whole time
I wouldn't call it "just trolling". He's normalizing supporting Hitler. What he says and does has a tangible impact on the world. It allows bona fide Hitler supporting neo-Nazis to openly support Hitler, then just make the same claim as Jones when challenged
Once it gets normalized enough, they drop the plausible deniability
True that. They're not fully mutually exclusive though. I'm just saying that I think he's doing it more for the attention than because he's decided this is the best way to promote Naziism. The Naziism he decides to openly promote is usually more disguised than this, I think most of even his audience would be more likely to be turned off by this (if they took it seriously) than taken in by it.
says white man intentionally making himself look like Hitler.
You know he wanted to add "like it's a bad thing" to the end of that sentence.
I mean he literally felt he needed to point out he didn't think Hitler was the worst, which I'm sure you can have a very academical discussion about but it's really weird to just bring that up out of the blue.
"Oh yeah Hitler is totally terrible, horrible. Not the worst though, but horrible I tell ya!"
Probably took whatever willpower he’s got left not to blurt out “Obama, or the Sandy Hook judge was worse”
I'm a white dude who has never been called Hitler. But I comport myself with empathy and dignity. Well, empathy anyway.
Same with randomly getting accused of being a pedo in public. This is not a thing that's happened nor have a ever been afraid of. Are all those guys projecting something. Must be.
Maybe a little booze too while you're at it.
I only comport myself with liquor.
Port was right there in the name
This is like those "he accused me of cheating so I thought might as well cheat!!" things
They used to be disgusted by me when I talked to them, but now they are disgusted by me the moment they see me.
Tbh there are some absolutely derangenged people out there so I don't doubt this making some women go nuts.
Or, they used to recognize him from a distance. The moustache changed his look enough that he was able to get closer before they fled.
What mother fucking year is it?!?!?
2025 .... we are in the 86th year of a war that was started in 1939 against the fascists whom we have yet to defeat.
We are still fighting a war that started in 1861...
Had grant and Sherman kept going... Shut up, don't judge me for what I jerk off to.
it wasn't against the fascists, the germans just tried to invade outside of their accepted sphere of influence.
If it was against the fascists, they would have cracked down on Franco and Salazar and the rest as well.
The year? Oh it's 6363. No. That's not right. It's 1843. No. That's not it.
........would you believe it's actually the entire timeline that's fucked? Every year is fucked!
Definitely not 1995. We didn’t sport hitler mustaches then for some reason.
I remember Michael Jordan did for a minute.
I am so smart, I am so smart. S M R T.
Michael Jordan is an asshole though
"I am sick of these motherfucking Nazis in their undies, on this motherfucking plane!"
one brief incident in '94 notwithstanding
Don't feed the trolls.
seriously, ignore these dipshit trolls and move on.
And, sadly, here we are... looking...
Alex Jones: "Nazis? That's just wrong terminology that the left uses to accuse everyone they don't like of being a nazi! Because they're the haters!"
Grows Hitler mustache.
Alex Hitler: "It's a (nationalist) social experiment! If you call me a nazi, then you're the real nazi!"
For fuck's sake. Why do I still meet people that think they could possibly not be nazis? You're not sure? Really?
They're not time travelers from 1940. They're modern nazis, and this is what they do. He's just another nazi propagandist like limbaugh and kirk, except he's got a fucking HITLER mustache!!!
There's an amusing scene in Iron Sky where a 1940s style Nazi meets some neo Nazis and he ends up positively disgusted and calls the neonazis an insult to their race
'It had a wild effect on women'
I suppose "revulsion" counts as a wild effect.
I wish this was an Onion article 🤦
This is all dog with whistle on top.
It's the same thing as the Elon Nazi salute or speech Stephen Miller just gave echoing Goebbels.
It's explicitly showing support for Nazis with a thin veil of "no u" on top for those who will take an excuse.
If Adolf Hitler himself appeared today and shouted some furious hours-long speech about the superiority of the Aryan race at an assembly of tens of thousands of uniformed goose-stepping thugs, people would be asking, "was that a dogwhistle?"
I'm just waiting for them to do some like, DEFINITELY Nazi stuff before I condemn them and take action. You know stuff like shoving minorities in camps, or plainclothed thugs grabbing people from the street, or military deployed domestically, or maybe like a Wessel-esque state funeral, or declaring the opposition terrorists and arresting them. Idk the stuff so far could just be coincidence.
You ever watched look who's back?
No, maybe I should.
the only person i've ever seen actually look good with that 'stache is charlie chaplin. the only acceptable use of the toothbrush mustache is in a silent comedy film with a wacky guy sporting a tophat and cane.
The only other person is Hardy from the Laurel and Hardy duo. If he didn't have his stash, he would look like a giant baby.
Hitler hated being compared to chaplain too. It was verboetan after they took power.
The Great Dictator is an outstanding film btw
Charlie Chaplin + Hans Zimmer = Chills Every Time
Yeah, great speech and great ending to a film, but I recommend that everyone watch the entire movie.
Not only is it a great satire (that was made in 1939-40), it's fucking hysterical.
Agreed. That's exactly the clip that got me to watch the whole movie.
Hitler was confirmed to have watched Chaplin's film The Great Dictator. , but he did not comment on it. Chaplin said that he would give anything to know what he thought of it.
Same with Turd, he hates being compared to cheetos.
It didn't look terrible on Michael Jordan with the matching soul patch. It didn't look good but it wasn't terrible.
He was the right person to check if it was still too soon.
Omg the desperation. What a cringy simp. PAY ATTENTION TO ME!!1!
So it's working?
I'm the sense that Dan & Jordan's take should be fun.
It's sad this guy has a family.
Many vile people do
Charlie Kirk did too.
It's sad he had a family too
How is he even allowed to have a show when he owes that much money?
Jones has been shuffling the ownership of his company behind shells and leading the collections agencies on a merry chase.
It's Texas, so a big chunk of the legal system is politically inclined to drag its heels or implicitly support him. Not surprised to see the case dragging on got years under these terms.
How is a man allowed to be President of the country when he had multiple bankruptcies?
Don't ya love the USA? This PIECE OF SHIT should be shut up for ever and ever and ever.....
I'm still pissed that info wars is not the onion. And now he's trying to rock hitler? The fuck.
info wars posts in this community makes it double meaning
I laughed my ass off at first sight of his pic in the thumbnail image. Wow, is this rock bottom? Are we there yet?
The stupidity has never been more off the charts in my lifetime.
Yeah we're nowhere fucking close yet. 10 years from now you'll step out of your front door and be knocked over by someone on an e-scooter with a Hitler moustache and a bluetooth speaker playing high-pitched white noise for no particular reason, then get fined because the e-scooter companies bought the sidewalks and renamed them scootwalks and it's illegal to walk on them now and you'll look back at today as some kind of enlightened wonderland.
Then it'll keep getting worse.
reminds me of that Libertarian Police Department story
That was a good read, thank you!
Stupidity has no bottom that it can't stoop below
I mean at some point crazy people with guns start getting itcy about it.
Bet
If you think about the real reaction from the average woman in the street seeing a middle aged angry looking white guy wearing a Hitler moustache unironically is likely to be fear and alarm.
Now what Jones is saying is he thinks women are "melting" and "going wild" for him.
Therefore the conclusion that must be drawn is Alex Jones is so broken he thinks fear and disgust from women are signs of horniness.
Oh look, he's not dogwhistling anymore, he's straight up saying "Here Nazis".
He should cosplay Hitler in the bunker.
Nah, he's got the talent to become a full blown method actor.
Make it an Alec Baldwin production.
Idk why but he gives more lukashenko than Hitler. Must be the whole fat guy without much hair thing. Also isn't he worried about insufficiently strained cocaine?
I just can't. Im really pro shame now. Have shame people. Shame.
If Trump is an indicator of anything is that having no shame whatsoever is a major plus to succeed. When Trump talks about winning and success absolutely no mention of how horrifically he failed all his businesses except for the stuff his dad made sure he would not fuck with (because if he loses those then he will truely be destitute) will ever change his perspective.
I mean, Trump filed for bankruptcy 6 times JUST on his casinos. CASINOS. A literal license to take people's money and he couldn't figure it out.
The failure of his Atlantic City casinos is legendary. People at the time were even commenting on the news on how stupid Trump's management and planning style was. Basically making his own casinos compete and cannibalize one another instead of working against the competition.
Also Trump is all gaudy trash and looks over functionality. If Trump was born a generation prior he would have been so thoroughly ostracized by wealthier New Yorkers that he would never have had any business connections to work with. He was extremely lucky he 'came of age' in the 80s when showy displays of wealth started becoming more in vogue.
This is a man desperate for attention. Now many times when I'm shaving off the winter beard ... I'll end it with the Hitler stache to freAk out the wife..... However it does not leave the house. Why? Because I'd hate to be judged incorrectly by people as an asshole. This guy though? He is begging people to judge because he needs the acknowledgement and attention. Creep.
you guys have wives. so he's just like you but without a wife, he has to show us instead.
we are all his wife awww 🥰
Yuck 🤮 I want a refund
"Stop it. Get some help."
-another guy who sported the 'stache
He's dead.
He was talking about Michael Jordan I think lol
Yeah, shit was pretty wild
He means himself. Everybody has a past and gets infinite tries at redemption.
What a stupid world.
Alex Jones is more like Julius Streicher who also sported a pathetic moustache to ingratiate himself with Hitler. Streicher was virulently antisemitic and spouted all kinds of bug eye conspiracies but even other Nazis thought he was little more than an annoying clown.
I was having trouble imagining someone less sexually attractive than Alex Jones, but Alex Jones with a Hitler moustache may actually win. Or maybe covering any part of his face makes him look better, and he should just grow all the facial hair and also wear sunglasses.
Larry Ellison. Ted Cruz. Donald Trump. Rupert Murdoch. Rudy Giuliani.
It’s an extremely low bar, to be fair.
Ugh. I'm not even going to try to rank them. Ugly on the inside, and on the outside, all of them.
Yes, don’t. Spare yourself that trauma.
I find even the attractive Nazis hard to look at. Pete Hegseth is an extraordinarily handsome man, well polished and fit. Can't look at him, literally shy away from pics. I give a pass to Boebert though, unless I have to hear her speak. Ick.
I agree about Hegseth, what a waste, good looking guy rotten to the core. Also what's her name, the Alaskan lady who was missing a few brain cells? Ever so pretty but oof, yuck. Shooting wolves out of a helicopter like freaking Cruella DeVille.
Ex-wife was laughing, "Hah! He got a hot redhead on the ticket! Obama is doomed!" And yes, my ex was a hot redhead, she knew me. :)
Would you be more attracted to him if he was bleeding profusely with bruises?
In a week is he going to say it's a Chaplin mustache? Right after playing Hitler videos of course.
Charlie Chaplin, the alleged rapist who married underage girls and was forced to leave the U.S.? That guy?
Yeah, I can see him saying that.
Self-confidence is everything folks.
If you ever look into the mirror and feel a little silly for any reason, take a deep breath.
At least you're not the clown who thinks Hitler x Lex Luther is attractive to any person.
Jesse Eisenberg Lex, at best
Holy. Fucking. Shit.
That's not what he meant by "there is no such thing as bad publicity"
He's basically the real life equivalent of an internet troll. Just ignore him
Indeed... what a bag of shit
> Bald Hitler
Peak comedy
Almost as good as gay hitler (no shade on gay folks)
"Hitler was a very kleptocratic, totalitarian, megalomaniacal individual."
Remind you of anyone?
Does he think he is making Hitler mustaches MORE acceptable?
MAGA is about acting transgressively while demanding everyone else be normie
that is their whole song and dance
I thought it was just lying about everything that doesn't neatly fit into a conservative, money-is-freedom world view which conveniently includes their own behaviors.
Conservative means to keep the status quo... The democrats are conservavative, the republicans are pure fascists
Thats the thing though. Conservatives from the 1950s view civil rights and the end of jim crow as a deviation. They tell that to their kids or whatever so conservatism now has become a narrative of all these old stupid things and is constantly being manipulated by fascists. Dems are like 1990s conservatives.
He'd do the haircut too if he could grow any on top.
He'd probably goose step straight into Poland if he had the stamina
I love both of these comments so much!
I've had enough dumb for the week.
Gotta get my dumbrella, it's stupid out there
I'm just hoping for a mega-volcano. I guess id take a big ass asteroid too, but I'd prefer the volcano.
I hate that I didn't already have this.
Jesus christ! WTF is going on?
I think he's hurting for relevance, which means he's probably broke based on the court cases
Expect to see increasingly crazy shit from him
He seems desperate for attention now that all of right wing media is following the same playbook
There is a point where ignoring trolls no longer works. You have to deal with their bullshit.
Alex Jones used to be such a troll. He isn't anymore. If he didn't do this, people would continue to forget he exists.
But DEMOCRATS are Nazis!
Those are the guys we keep being told not to call Nazis because it's "too polarizing".
"Look at me! Look at me! LOVE ME!!!"
he can't stand that media cameras are pointed at someone else right now. imagine giving yourself the stupidest mustache for attention and having to tell people it makes them mad.
Dude is probably very, very jealous that Kirk is getting all kinds of attention.
So the tan suit wass also intentional? Right? Like he's trying to look like Hitler.
Uncontrolled heaving? Retching? Reverse peristalsis? Hives? Eczema? Purulent sores? Spontaneous human combustion? Missing time due to effects of alien abductions?
What wild effect?
Check out the knowledge fight podcast if you haven't already.
Dan and Jordan are so soothing.
I loved the idea of that podcast but I just couldn't stomach it. One of the hosts is constantly shouting. It's like he doesn't understand how microphones work, and instead thinks he has to shout to be heard by the audience. It's been maybe a year since I tried them, and my ears are still ringing 😂
Tbf it was a popular style at the invention of the gas mask (because any more could fuck up the seal and leak through), with WWIII possibly around the corner, the Charlie might make a comeback.
Meh, I don't think a mustache is going to help with a drone swarm...
Russia is reportedly using chemical weapons in Ukraine.
https://www.atlanticcouncil.org/blogs/ukrainealert/russia-accused-of-escalating-chemical-weapons-attacks-against-ukraine/
Unless the drones are tiny
Well neither is a gas mask, so that's hardly relevant to fitting a mustache under a gas mask lol. Unless it's a gas drone swarm I guess.
Who wore it better?
I imagine it has the same effect as when animals use wild colours to deter predators. Except it's the reverse and instead an easy sign he's a predator.
It's a selection filter for the exact sort of woman who would tolerate Alex Jones.
I imagine that filter is a whitelist with every woman with a shred of self respect, then.
He looks like he was taking a shit in the dark and got an itch on his upper lip mid-wipe.
It reminds me of the scene in Clerks 2 where Randall wants to bring the term “porch monkeys” back
I loved how actually clueless Randall was about the history of that term
It was the first time I had ever heard the word. There are too many slurs out there.
And I think that's what's great about it and gives the whole inclusion in the story value. There are things people don't know and they earnestly don't understand why they get heat until they get clued in.
Hard to shift thought patterns that are well established when they don't make sense to you (closing your mind to learning is an entirely different ball of wax as well)
Growing up in suburban St Louis, Missouri I thought I'd heard them all. And then someone said mooncricket.
Ugh me when I met a dog (black lab) named Tar Baby. Just thought it was a dog name. Tf is wrong with people
Looks like it's time to play stoke or meth?
Can a woman confirm he's more attractive this way?
He's twice as attractive as before.
And simultaneously half as attractive.
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I thought this bald fuck was broke and mostly gone
That's why he pulls out this stunt.
Truth in advertising!
I couldn’t read the article on mobile because it keeps jumping around as ads load and change
Thanks raw story for making so much money off a Hitler stunt. Surely the there’s no lib hypocrisy in that
Sorry about that. I use uBlock Origin, so I don't always notice these things.
...perhaps the world notices you...
I use duckduckgo browser because I can burn the cookies away after visiting sites. It didn't jump around on my browser.
That is one suspicious Tiny Little Mustache.
I mean a comedian already did pretty much the best set about it you're ever going to get as an entire special
Hope he carries the cosplay to completion by putting a hole in his temple
Sporting the Roman Mustache i see.
Really? I had no idea!
Alex Jones obviously bad mental health issues but lately he really went off the deep end. I'd almost feel sorry for the dude, almost...
🫤
Very clever at marketing. If you've seen him in person, he turns the act on and off like a light switch.
But the man's been a bullshit artist since day one.
It's not a change in character. He just found a bigger set of suckers.
All the good uncensored news like “the dead kids at Sandy Hook are just made up?”
What is this apologist nonsense for a gigantic piece of shit, did you have some bad chili too?
He grabbed headline news and mashed it up with popular conspiracy theories of the moment.
Jones didn't know anything you couldn't find in the pages of The New Republic or The Austin American Statesman or PBS. He just made an art of cobbling it together with The Drudge Report and Townhall.com, so that people who didn't follow both strains of news figured he was saying something novel or insightful.
He was outright scamming people.
"He was outright scamming people"
The older I get the more I tend to believe this.
There's a pretty good series of episodes on the podcast Behind The Bastards. Including how he sold high in lead content supplements for years. That actually might be brilliant though, as lead increases violent tendencies and reduces cognitive function, which will prevent his customer base from realizing he's just making shit up and trying to make them mad.
I don't think he did it on purpose either, but the lead part is true. The Center for Environment Health did test it.
Don't worry, I'm going to die to this fascism too.
You're barking up the wrong tree. Most people in the state are incompetent, not evil. The problem is incompetence allows evil to thrive. I've never supported censorship, but I do support people getting consequences to their actions. Alex Jones has actively supported violence through lies, and actively sold poison with no recompense. If you think what he's going through now is recompense.... I'm sorry? But you're wrong. He's doing fine through his crocodile tears.
Please. Take care of yourself. And whomever in your community you have the power to take care of. We only get through this together.
He was never brilliant. Just a schizo conspiracy theorist radio host that managed to find a following in Texas by repeatedly yelling about black helicopters.
Well I definitely stopped liking him after he went maga, I used to enjoy his show just for the news really. He would have basically ever good story if you didn't get caught up in the commentary. That guy was like a researcher on meth, in more ways than one.
You were into him in 2012 when he denied the Sandy Hook shooting was real and that the parents were crisis actors perpetuating a false flag op to pass gun regulations?? Long before MAGA was a thing, he was a piece of shit. Even when 9/11 happened….he was making shit up on the day of the attacks. The dude has always used tragedies to boost his profile.
Wow. And you think you filtered out the opinion bits?
I get it you never talked to a free thinker before.
Dude, not a word of what you said came from your own brain.
Kinda sucks how this how this crazy MFer is still getting ink...
Dumbest timeline
Remember when he cried on camera? Loved that.
Another lord haw haw who should meet the same fate.
I'm gonna go on twatter and spew how angry I am that some loser did this. I'm absolutely sure that's not what he wants at all
Jesus, some people really will do anything for attention. Its just a shame so many are giving it to him.
Millions hang onto every word.
Guarantee you he shaved most of his facial hair just before he went live, then finished the rest after he was done.
Honestly it looks like an improvement but probably any beard would.
What would help more is him stopping drinking and having a discernable neck again.
So much for beauty tips for Alex Jones
Michael Jordan stache
Basically this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zvgZtdmyKlI
Too wide for a real Hitler mustache.
Also he's not a skinny vegetarian.
He looks like a guy that makes a mean carbonara.
Lol
All of those tough guys who said that if they had a time machine, they'd go back in time and kill Hitler...
In a a few generations it'll be Trump/Musk/Thiel/Altman etc. as the subjects of that thought experiment.
This is who should be in Kirk's coffin
Plenty of wood for more coffins. No need to pick and choose.
let’s not dig him up just yet, he earned his spot in the ground
I can just say he fucking dumb Alexie Jonsie looks like with his dumb lil moustache.
Rofl. Is everyone in the right wing trying to get in on distracting from the Epstein Files (and the fact he didn't kill himself)? Is that how shithawks try to impress their leaders now?
He looks like the guy that snitches to the worksite foreman when you take a long lunch break (5 minutes over).
Back in 2010, Richard Herring's Edinburgh show was Hitler Moustache, and it was very funny.
I can't imagine Jones was being particularly funny though.
Pretty sure he's not legally allowed to broadcast anymore
Well, Hitler was quite popular with women.
Not because of his looks.
Good.
Because of the implications
Why did I tag you as "fascist?" ?
Sounds like you have a problem.
You seem to be at least joking about praise for Hitler, so it seems at first glance that I picked up on something
It doesn't look half bad on him, the idiot.
It looks horrible on him. It just doesn't look misplaced.
I actually don't see why a mustache style should be ruined forever just because a bad person wore it. Plenty of people just as bad/almost as bad as Hitler wore regular mustaches and other types of facial hair but we didn't forbid those.
Sparks agrees.
And Richard Herring