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Cats don't always lick each other out of affection. Sometimes they're just being jerks

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.myserv.one/post/30472344

Sometimes when a cat grooms another cat, it's nice. A cat helping another cat out, cleaning those hard-to-get spots on the back of the neck with a friendly lick.

Other times? It's more like, "Hey, I want that nice nap spot, and I'm going to annoy you until you give it to me."

https://www.cbc.ca/radio/asithappens/cat-grooming-passive-aggressive-9.7272755Open linkView original on lemmy.myserv.one
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Cats don't always lick each other out of affection. Sometimes they're just being jerks

Sometimes when a cat grooms another cat, it's nice. A cat helping another cat out, cleaning those hard-to-get spots on the back of the neck with a friendly lick.

Other times? It's more like, "Hey, I want that nice nap spot, and I'm going to annoy you until you give it to me."

https://www.cbc.ca/radio/asithappens/cat-grooming-passive-aggressive-9.7272755Open linkView original on lemmy.myserv.one
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lemmyshitpost·Lemmy ShitpostbyShaggySnacks

No More Moth, Corn, or Anything. There is Only Nod! Kane Lives!

"Rise, my people. I have returned, never to leave your side again. GDI sought to destroy me, but they have only made me stronger. Today, we march forward into our future; a stronger people, a divined people, enhanced for the Tiberium world. The time has come, to claim this world as our own. The time has come, to destroy GDI! ONE VISION, ONE PURPOSE! Peace through power!

  • Kane
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notnottheonion·Not *Not* the OnionbyShaggySnacks

Republicans transfer Lindsey Graham’s remaining life force to Mitch McConnell

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.myserv.one/post/30337928

“You’ll recall that Graham once stated if Trump became the Republican nominee for president, ‘the party would be destroyed and they would deserve it’,” Mason said. “But ten years ago, he made a superseding deal to keep his senate seat in a pact signed in blood, which is generally how these things work.”

Republicans transfer Lindsey Graham’s remaining life force to Mitch McConnellhttps://www.thebeaverton.com/2026/07/republicans-transfer-lindsey-grahams-remaining-life-force-to-mitch-mcconnell/Open linkView original on lemmy.myserv.one
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theonion·The Onion and other satire w/ layersbyShaggySnacks

Republicans transfer Lindsey Graham’s remaining life force to Mitch McConnell

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.myserv.one/post/30337928

“You’ll recall that Graham once stated if Trump became the Republican nominee for president, ‘the party would be destroyed and they would deserve it’,” Mason said. “But ten years ago, he made a superseding deal to keep his senate seat in a pact signed in blood, which is generally how these things work.”

Republicans transfer Lindsey Graham’s remaining life force to Mitch McConnellhttps://www.thebeaverton.com/2026/07/republicans-transfer-lindsey-grahams-remaining-life-force-to-mitch-mcconnell/Open linkView original on lemmy.myserv.one
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Republicans transfer Lindsey Graham’s remaining life force to Mitch McConnell

“You’ll recall that Graham once stated if Trump became the Republican nominee for president, ‘the party would be destroyed and they would deserve it’,” Mason said. “But ten years ago, he made a superseding deal to keep his senate seat in a pact signed in blood, which is generally how these things work.”

Republicans transfer Lindsey Graham’s remaining life force to Mitch McConnellhttps://www.thebeaverton.com/2026/07/republicans-transfer-lindsey-grahams-remaining-life-force-to-mitch-mcconnell/Open linkView original on lemmy.myserv.one
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thepoliceproblem·THE POLICE PROBLEMbyShaggySnacks

Armed Off-Duty Cop Tried to Incite Violence at a High School Anti-ICE Protest

cross-posted from: https://sh.itjust.works/post/58619683

A police official in Arizona has been placed on administrative leave after showing up armed to a student-led protest and provoking an altercation that led to the arrest of a teenage girl. The officer told fellow police who arrived on the scene that he attended the students’ immigration rights protest with the intent of acting as an agent provocateur, according to a news report.

Dusten Mullen, a sergeant with the Phoenix Police Department, has been suspended with pay pending an internal review of his conduct at a protest at Hamilton High School in Chandler, Arizona, on January 30, according to Phoenix Police Chief Matthew Giordano.

“As law enforcement professionals, we are held to higher standards of conduct — both in and out of uniform,” Giordano said. “When we fall short, we must be accountable, and we will not tolerate actions which undermine the trust the community has placed in the Department.”

Fox 10 Phoenix, the outlet to first identify Mullen, reported that Mullen told Chandler Police Department officers on the scene that he was there in the hopes of getting a rise out of the kids that would then allow the local cops to cuff them.

Armed Off-Duty Cop Tried to Incite Violence at a High School Anti-ICE Protesthttps://theintercept.com/2026/04/15/high-school-ice-protest-arizona-armed-cop/Open linkView original on lemmy.myserv.one
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showerthoughts·ShowerthoughtsbyShaggySnacks

Cat Videos Really Should Be Considered An International Language

Since cats all act the same no matter the culture of the person filing the video, the message is easy to understand.

Person speaking a Slavic language presenting the news and a cat photobombs. Yup, we all know that feeling, embarrassment.

A person saying nothing and laying in their bed while their cat demands something. Oh ya, annoyance.

Someone speaking an African dialect when a cat walks into their house. We all know the cat lives there now.

Someone speaking an Asian language and building something before a cat destroys it. We all now that means defeat.

Truly, cat videos are an international language.

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fucklawns·Fuck LawnsbyShaggySnacks

They just wanted to grow food. Their suburban neighbors declared war.

cross-posted from: https://sh.itjust.works/post/55494393

In 2013, Nicole and Dan Virgil lived in a lush, affluent suburb of Chicago. Dan had a good job. Nicole home-schooled their two kids.

Nicole decided to plant her own garden. She and her husband Dan, an engineer, don’t do things by half-measures. They watched YouTube videos on gardening, checked books out of the library and drew up plans. They built a raised bed and dug a wicking reservoir under it lined to store stormwater and drain the swampy, clay soils. They experimented with two plots. They dropped seeds directly into the spaded-up lawn and other seeds into a fertilized raised bed. Most seeds rotted in the clay soils of the lawn. Those that germinated did not thrive in the nutrient-poor earth, but the seeds in the raised bed sprang up in a few days and thrived, producing in coming months vegetables of deep vibrant colors that were delicious.

Autumn comes swiftly to Chicagoland. The Virgils hated to stop gardening. On the web, Nicole noticed farmers in Maine extended the growing season with long, plastic tunnels called hoop houses. You can buy hoop house kits for a couple of hundred dollars, but the Virgils are DIY people. Dan drew up plans for a wood frame connected with PVC pipes. He shored up the supports so the tunnel could withstand 80 mph winds and heavy snow loads. He carefully calculated the height and width of the tunnel to maximize the buildup of passive solar heating inside. They located the hoop house in the middle of the backyard, so it was not visible from the street.

The one thing the Virgils did not think about was the city’s zoning board. Dan and Nicole had lived in Elmhurst for several decades. Elmhurst is a town of squat, white-trimmed, yellow-brick ranch houses placed in the center of spacious lots like iced pastries on a tray. Green lawns frame the houses. The lawns are largely unfenced, rolling along block after block, connecting one neighbor to another, a green communal thread. The Virgils saw neighbors build hockey rinks in their front yards and assemble trampolines and outdoor living rooms in their backyards. They figured the hoop house fell in the same category of a temporary recreational structure. They didn’t count on one neighbor calling the city, asking if the hoop house needed a permit.

One day, they came home to find a Property Maintenance Violation Notice on their front door. The city required a permit for their “greenhouse.” The Virgils stopped building. Dan went down to City Hall and explained their goal—to extend the growing season for a few months. They were not building a greenhouse. They’d take the hoop house down in the spring. He came away with the understanding that as long as the tunnel was temporary, it was ok, like the skating rinks and summer cabanas.

They just wanted to grow food. Their suburban neighbors declared war.https://www.motherjones.com/environment/2026/02/they-just-wanted-to-grow-food-their-suburban-neighbors-declared-war/Open linkView original on lemmy.myserv.one
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