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lemmy.world

sounds like he can't have sex with a woman without thinking about gay sex.

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Peppycitoreply
sh.itjust.works

If the person you fuck doesn't have a baby after you're done then they're a dude. It's very worrying.

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SkyezOpenreply
lemmy.world

We don't know for sure that AMABs can't get pregnant. Dennis Prager is a pioneer in this field of study.

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feddit.org

I am not worried at all. God has made me bisexual for a reason. Might actually have been Satan on second thought, but the point stands.

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Whoever did that to you, i would thank them if i was in ya

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lemmy.world

50% of her came from her dad. Besides it can take a while for a f*male to reach an orgasm; all the while your cock is soaking up the estrogen from the tap (not good for your T levels)

/s

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robearreply
lemmy.zip

I always cum first, I guess I'm just better at sex than she is.

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kkjreply
lemmy.dbzer0.com

But your job is to make the other person cum. Cumming first is a skill issue.

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Yes! But it takes a real man to be able to take a dick up the ass, unscathed. A feminized man will start crying "it hurts". But a real man takes it all, unlubbed, without a complaint. Like a real man!

All these f**s having sex with women, all lovey dovey, make me sick!

/s

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lemmy.world

BREAKING: some loser hick says something retarded, more details at 11. Seriously what is the point if this post, why give these subhumans any attention?

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lemmy.dbzer0.com

Its a screenshot of a post. Whats the meme exactly? This is as valid as a meme as any random wikipedia article being a meme.

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I assumed he was some kind of public figure familiar to someone out there?

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athatetreply
lemmy.zip

You can say the same thing without using slurs.

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fc78reply
lemmy.world

Stop trying to make retard a slur, it’s never going to happen

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lemmy.world

Let me explain, you seem new to the internet. This is what we call a meme. It's a joke, posted to a joke community.

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Ah, a screenshot of a tweet that was in no way meant as a joke is considered a meme now, thanks for showing a newbie the ropes on this confusing internet thing

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fedia.io

Definitely. On the flip side, it’s not gay to bang dudes, so long as you are earnestly attempting to impregnate them

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bdonvrreply
thelemmy.club

Stupid sexy twinks and their stupid sexy childbearing hips

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These chuds probably think it's straight if they are fucking a man who is trans. So you might be on the money for this one

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ROFLMAO I love that mental image, and it makes me consider what all the self-hating Republicans would do with that information, while crashing Grindr during a major Republican event.

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Ben Shapiro said something about this, didn't he? If you make your (doctor) wife wet, she has an infection or something? Maybe she got it from his Gay Sex™.

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I think specifically with regard to the lyrics of the song WAP. “Bring a bucket and a mop for this wet-ass pussy.”

Which means he’s ignorant about the concept of hyperbole. Which makes sense given he’s a failed writer, really.

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I guess I'm the new Freddie Mercury because I like to make sure my S.O. gets hers every time. It's just a Crazy Little Thing Called Love.

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Patrikvoreply
lemmy.zip

Apparently. And now we need a new word for "homosexual".

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Wildmimicreply
anarchist.nexus

I'd say any woman who actively chooses to stay with someone like that out of free will deserves a pleasure-free life - these women are betraying their own because they are providing support to those who want them to be slave-like baby factories.

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pawb.social

Most of these guys weren't dumb enough to say things like this... Give the ladies time

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If you actually married one of those chuds, you were either victim of slave trade, dumb as a brick or a traitor.

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piefed.ca

There was a big article yesterday in one of the magazines about how a new cohort of tradwives age 18-20 are going all in, of course the women actually work doing content production but pretend it's just churning butter and getting on their knees. And the funny part is, they're being railed at by thousands of people, including former tradwives just 22 years old, about how they're idiots for refusing to save emergency cash or have careers outside of the marriage, because they assume they can "monetize the divorce" if it comes to that.

I remember what it was like to make bad decisions at 18 but holy christ, they're running head first into a brick wall.

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I can't even blame young women in that age group too much - at first it sounds like a nice arrangement, being a SAHM and housekeeper, not having to deal with the complexities and bullshit of being in the workforce. But this comes with a barrage of issues:

  • You don't get any experience at a time where others are getting tertiary education or are already in the workforce getting experience. The longer you wait with these things, the harder it gets to actually get a job if you need one
  • You are at the economic mercy of your significant other, and this fact alone enables abuse. If your partner knows that they have full control over your finances, they might be tempted to use that power, because you can't do shit. They also have the ability to prevent you from leaving, at least on your terms, and you might not even be able to lawyer up in case of a divorce.
  • The economic situation also means that if you are able to escape an abusive relationship, you might not have the financial means of providing for your children - which might cause them to live with the person you fled from, another reason why escaping when things turn sour is a daunting task
  • You don't work towards your pension, ensuring that you will spend your old age at the absolute minimum the state provides.
  • Having children takes a harsh toll on your body even when being 18 - 21 where your body is in a great shape. Having many comes with a bunch of issues you might not even realize you signed up for.
  • All of these things are also an issue when your partner is caring. They might die, or even worse, become disabled, leaving you with no ability to provide resources needed for medical care. They also might decide they want a divorce, leaving you with no income besides child support and whatever basic security your state provides.

These things should be taught at school, pretty early on, and repeated during the course of primary/secondary education at the respective levels of understanding for the age. And they should be taught regardless of gender, because the lesson of "giving up your autonomy is a very bad thing (outside of tightly defined situations in the bedroom if it's your thing)" is one that all kids can profit from. Sadly, with the dismantling of education and pushback on gender right (it's not just womens - these strict gender norms are hurting everyone regardless of gender - but they and the trans community bear the brunt of the assault) i can't see the US actually trying to prevent slipping back over 100 years regarding these things, and this bullshit is also coming over the pond like an giant oil spill.

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sopuli.xyz

She's looking at him like she agrees for some reason. Maybe she's like "thank god I don't have to fuck him anymore now that we have five babies"

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mrmissesreply
lemmy.world

Well he didn't say she couldn't have orgasms with other men and he's ok with it because they are apparently gay

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It's not cheating if your wife sleeps with a gay guy. And if he gives her an orgasm then he's gay. Ipso facto...

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Yeah I saw this youbtube video. She definitely didn't like the idea but kept her mouth shut. This was a project Luke Beasley was doing with them and the husband was too toxic off camera for them to continue the project.

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I really hate this narrative that women who marry these kinda guys all magically are ignorant progressives and aren't trash just like their husbands.

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lemmy.world

This guy is married. I've been single for for almost a decade and this guy is married.

Wow, I'm way worse than I thought and I didn't think much of myself to begin with lol

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Always judge yourself by looking at other people, that's what smart people always say. It's especially wise to compare yourself to the worst people you can find, that way you will feel the greatest. That's just logic!

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Well… I guess you would rather be single than be married to the mindless and probably evil bipedal awfulness this guy is married to.

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Wildmimicreply
anarchist.nexus

These people have no empathy or love for others - any relationship they have is a hollow, meaningless thing that is a lot worse than being single. Don't talk yourself down.

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Don’t talk yourself down.

That's everyone else's job, and they certainly dont need any help.

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Dude, this guy VERY likely had this poor child given to him by his church and parents at the age of majority. These children are brainwashed fools, don't compare yourself to any of this scum.

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I would accept her having no standards. No pressure though, the gay bros on scruff and growlr have my back if she isnt interested.

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fedia.io

I watched the whole interview and was left absolutely speechless. The self gaslighting and absolute willful ignorance this man possesses is legendary. Its freaking crazy. The straight men, most of them are not okay. I can't believe (I can, he's in denial much about a personal truth), that he fully believes with this whole chest that giving women a pleasurable experience is "gay sex", like buddy. I have had actual gay sex and that's between two men (or women) sweetie. ROFL

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I mean, one penis is quite manly. But two? Three? More? fans myself It is like exponential manliness. Which is the opposite of gay.

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fedia.io

Sure Jan, I guess as long as you discuss the performance of football players + their best scores, keep your socks on, and don't touch balls. I guess it could be straight, what bros do when they wanna help another bro out during a dry spell or something. ROFL

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YerLamreply
lemmy.world

You forgot the magic words "No Homo", that makes it all fine.

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No no no, as we all know straightness is the default in society. That's why gay people have to say "no bromo" every time they have sex.

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Both of them walked away pregnant, actually.

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huppakeereply
lemmy.world

Him being gay is the most logical explanation he doesnt want to be intimate with his wife, it might really be the only way. How can you end up married with someone and not want to fuck them?

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I think he is asexual and has a deep aversion to sex, but he is being very messy about it instead of doing some deep soul searching about himself to figure out the reality.

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If I don't give my partner at least 3 to 5 orgasms before I finish, I feel utter defeat.

I love pleasuring other people. It's fun. This guy can't fuck.

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Rollypolly what are you doin on here?

Lol.

But tbh, we do have an open relationship. Her words are "I'd be greedy to keep this to myself."

Honestly one of the nicest things a person has ever said to me. I'm a lucky man to be honest.

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feddit.uk

A few years ago I saw a pastor who wanted to lock all the gays up and "put the men with the men and the women with the women so they couldn't breed" and I've thought about him ever since.

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Something tells me this plan was actually born from a certain fantasy.

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lemmy.today

I am so flabbergasted knowing this isn't the first time I've seen someone unironically consider having sex with women to be gay.

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P1k1ereply
lemmy.world

Girls have sex with guys, that's the gayest thing imaginable

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lemmy.zip

So, during sex, he has no idea if the sex is gay or not. Only when it can be conclusively proven that it led to a pregnancy retroactively establishes the sex as straight or gay? Sounds complicated.

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JasonDJreply
lemmy.zip

I mean, sure, yeah, my parents only had sex one time and then I was born, and that's that.

But this seems like the type of guy who would brag of having more sex than kids.

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This guy is so not gay his wife had 10 kids even though they only had sex 3 times. Her gay best friend has been a big help, he always comes over while he's at work.

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Imagine dying and actually getting into heaven, only for your widow to get her period. What a bummer that would be.

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lemmy.world

We're living in an era where it's becoming harder to distinguish between shitposting and actual shit someone said in most serious tone possible

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titanicxreply
lemmy.zip

I'm pretty sure one of these idiots literally did say that this year.

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I'm pretty sure they've already moved past that and onto "straight men get turned on by each other's muscles, in fact it's unmanly not to"

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Possibly, but I also made a satirical comment a while back explaining how sex with women is gay (admittedly not entirely my idea, other people have made the joke before)

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Sounds like he's not even attracted to women, only forces himself to have sex with one because he really really likes kids.

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lemmy.world

Sometimes I wonder if MAGA is an Andy Kaufman bit.

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lemmy.blahaj.zone

Dear boys,

Making yourself happy is making a guy happy and therefore gay.

Being mad. That's the straightest you can be.

Even gay means happy.

Don't be happy (gay), stay mad (straight).

Checkmate, atheists.

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Angry men who hate women will vote conservative, this keeps the bill/trillionaires supplied with miserable wage slaves and all the capital flowing up to them.

It's not just maga, this is happening globally.

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M0oP0oreply
mander.xyz

She seems into it, maybe we are kink shaming here. (this is the only thing that makes sense to me)

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These MAGA influencers keep getting caught beating women. She’s probably just physically trapped.

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AgentSevenreply
lemmy.zip

It's not even in question. Closeted self-loathing homosexuals out themselves all the time with their constant, endless obsession with gay sex. Everything is gay sex. Cat's kibble is low? Gay sex. Nice weather expected? Gay sex.

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vzqqreply
lemmy.blahaj.zone

I know they are just random examples but my cat’s kibble was indeed low, and this comment reminded me to check. My cat is very thankful.

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These closet cases aren't enjoying having sex with their wives because they really want cock then why should their wives enjoy it.

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piefed.social

I'm sorry but none of this is real. There's no way anyone can possibly be this stupid. We are clearly living in a massive simulation where the programmers are taking bets over how fucking surreal they can make right wing politics before it stops being viable. Clearly our entire existence is a political science experiment for an unfathomably advanced civilization. There's no other explanation.

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I wish it were that way. My contact with the rest of humanity including part of my family has taught me otherwise.

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lemmy.zip

I think in general, anyone will do anything to make a buck. They are making money off of saying crazy, asinine things about sexuality, so they keep doing it.

In countries of extreme wealth disparity, people throw themselves in front of cars so their families get the wealthy person's insurance settlement. Making a public ass of yourself is less extreme than that.

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Sure, but... This kind of content only works because a whole lot of people who don't have any financial incentive look at it and say "yeah, that makes sense to me." I don't think this is making money as shock content for liberals, and I don't think conservatives have the general media literacy to consume it ironically.

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lemmy.world

What a fucking weirdo. Nobody should stop having sex with their wives because this guy thinks it's gay.

The man in this video is Josiah Moody, not Luke Moody. Luke Beasley is the person interviewing him. Moody appeared on Beasley's show The Grudge with his wife, Isabella, in December 2024.

That being said, the actual statement attributed to him is essentially accurate. Moody explicitly said that he does not value sex primarily for orgasm or pleasure, but for reproduction. He then argued that sex between a man and woman becomes "gay sex" when it is pursued for pleasure rather than reproduction. When asked about infertile people, he said he was "pro people committing to celibacy for the rest of their life."

And this is where the argument goes completely off the rails.

He is objectively wrong about what "gay sex" means. Gay sex means sexual activity between people of the same sex. That is literally what the word homosexual means. A man having sex with his wife is heterosexual sex regardless of whether they are trying to conceive, whether she has an orgasm, whether she is using birth control, or whether conception is biologically possible.

His argument does not actually redefine homosexuality. He is simply taking the word "gay," attaching an entirely unrelated criterion to it, which is whether sex is procreative, and then pretending that his personal definition supersedes the ordinary meaning of the word.

And the reproductive argument is equally absurd. Sex does not become non heterosexual because pregnancy does not occur. Most acts of heterosexual intercourse do not result in pregnancy. Ovulation only occurs during a limited portion of the menstrual cycle, contraception prevents pregnancy, infertility exists, menopause exists, and pregnancy itself is not guaranteed even when conception is biologically possible.

By his reasoning, a heterosexual married couple who has sex on a day when the woman is not fertile is having "gay sex." A couple using a condom is having "gay sex." A postmenopausal heterosexual couple is having "gay sex." A heterosexual couple who simply enjoys sex without attempting to conceive is having "gay sex."

That is not a controversial interpretation of heterosexuality. It is simply objectively nonsensical.

And frankly, the most ridiculous part is that he seems to believe that female sexual pleasure somehow makes heterosexual sex less heterosexual. A man having sex with his wife and giving her an orgasm is, by every conventional definition imaginable, heterosexual sex. There is absolutely nothing homosexual about it.

He is certainly entitled to believe that his own sex life should be exclusively reproductive. If he wants to have sex only when attempting to conceive, that is his business. But the moment he starts claiming that everyone else's heterosexual sex becomes homosexual because they are not trying to reproduce, he has left the realm of describing his personal values and entered the realm of making an objectively false claim about what words mean.

So yes, the meme is based on a real statement. The man's name is wrong, but the underlying stupidity is unfortunately genuine.

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huppakeereply
lemmy.world

Isn't their whole thing that they can receive an orgasm, not give one?

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Weird, I thought it was child abuse, you know, given their whole government built around abducting kids to strange ranches/islands/compounds/concentration camps and their recent legalisation of ai generated csam, unwillingness to prosecute or investigate anyone named in the files, or any of the previous satanic r*pe cults run by military or government officials in the 60s, 70s, 80s etc, not to mention the arming/funding of the most publically visible genocides and systematic murders of children we've seen happen over the past 70 years

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tipicaldikreply
lemmy.world

it's amazing just how succinctly this statement sums up pretty much everything these days. Beautifully said...

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lemmy.world

NTR stands for netorare, it’s a Japanese term that translates to cuckoldry or forced infidelity. Yaoi is a Japanese story style on romantic or sexual relationships between male characters.

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lemmy.ml

Appreciate your explanation, I was lost as well and im very familiar with yaoi.

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lemmy.ca

Tell me you are gay without telling me you are gay.

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lemmy.cafe

that’s not even his name and he’s trolling you

this post is rage bait

can we keep this trash on facebook

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lemmy.world

I don't think this guy and his wife are trolling when they said this and other wild things (though they do dabble with dark humor), they seem to sincerely believe this stuff. You're right about the name being wrong though, the names of the MAGA couple in this interview are Isabella and Josiah Moody, the guy doing the interview is Luke Beasley.

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bainesreply
lemmy.cafe

josiah says all kinds of inflammatory stuff

fairly certain this isn’t even the dumbest thing he’s said on camera

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lemmy.world

People can say dumb things without intentionally creating "rage bate", which is an overused term that excuses a lot of really stupid shit some people say.

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is this somekinda bot farm, how are there so many of you with 0 google skills?

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lemmy.world

The name is wrong yes but he actually did say that crap and he does believe it to be true. The man is very unfortunate.

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bainesreply
lemmy.cafe

the man is a troll and you’re eating the onion

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lemmy.world

As far as I can tell he's being serious. Apparently his wife is also in the same vein.

It doesn't appear to be some sort of satirical personality that he's building.

He actually does appear to be fully maga.

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bainesreply
lemmy.cafe

they are maga yes, this specific piece is an exaggeration on purpose

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bainesreply
lemmy.cafe

you are being trolled by feeding you maga adjacent beliefs he doesn't actually hold

it is engagement bait

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Again from what I've been able to look up he doesn't appear to be performing satire. It looks like he legit holds those beliefs... Can you show me something that shows otherwise?

Legitimately asking I might be wrong here and if I am is like to be corrected.

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Just because you've heard the term "engagement" or "rage" bait doesn't mean everything is that.

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bainesreply
lemmy.cafe

simple google ffs

but in my case the last 3 times this has been oosted to social media

lmao if you thing almost anything posted here is original

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simple google ffs

Simple admission that you're full of shit.

lmao if you thing almost anything posted here is original

You being a narcissist doesn't mean anyone has to believe you. The only one "who has all figured out". Wow! I guess everyone should automatically believe everything you say and that there aren't a ton of annoying "know-it-all" people on the internet constantly claiming that only they know what's actually going on even thought they can't prove it.

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bainesreply
lemmy.cafe

himself in an interview talking about trolling the left and laughing at how dumb we are

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Well, if this post is true, then way back when, the mediaeval Christians taught that sex is for procreation and not to be enjoyed. If both partners felt pleasure, they shouldn't have and they should feel ashamed for doing so. So, this MAGA logic is in line with religious fundamentalism.

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Echo Dotreply
feddit.uk

Ohhh Conservatives either exact sort of thing, so you sure it's not true?

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google this interview

you can search for this wrong name

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Only if a brain transplant becomes possible. This stupid pile of shit should be neutered and kept away from children, guns, fire, and anything sharp or pointy.

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lemmy.ca

This just in: Having sex with women is gay. The manliest sex is between two (or more) men.

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Madison420reply
lemmy.world

As long as you're trying to impregnate them sure, not gay at all apparently.

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lemmy.world

Well, MAGA has always had a figurative (and, apparently, literal) boner for Spartans.

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Which is JUST. SO. ODD.

The Spartans routinely got their assess kicked, often by folks like the all gay Sacred Band of Thebes. Even the vaunted last stand at Thermopylae was a LOSS as the pass was forced by the Persians. And they didn't even do that alone. The 700 Thespians died there alongside them AND the Thespians didn't have this so-called macho warrior culture of "never retreat in the face of death" they just thought it was the right thing to do (which makes them the more heroic in my book).

There was no "culture of freedom" in Sparta. The only reason they had a massive army was to keep their slaves, the helots, from revolting. They literally couldn't campaign for very long because they were afraid their slaves would rise up and kill everyone they left at home.

The only reason they came out on top in the Peloponnesian war was because the Athenians (who were also assholes) got ravaged by a plague.

Then about 70 years later, some Macedonian comes along and says "Nope, I'm the greatest damn Greek of all time".

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lemmy.world

45 years sold.and I just learned that according to this, gay sex is my favourite. I feel like I've suddenly become man of culture

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Fantastic nice club y'all got here, thanks for being part of it lol

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lemmy.world

of course not.

Whats more masculine than having another masculine mans lips around your cock, working in up and down in just the most masculine satisifying way before injecting your bro with a big testosterone fueled hot load of manliness.

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Aaaand aaaand a nice payload of minerals and protein. Strokes hair "Shhhh, Shhhh, you did a good, bro. Enjoy your post workout shake that's definitely not gay."

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I feel fortunate that I have never heard of this douche nozzle till now…just wow

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I bet every time he finishes he shouts "BOOM" and makes little hand gun signs at his wife. Then he farts very manly and instantly falls asleep, drooling manly.

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piefed.zip

We've been to space. A satelitte left our planetary system. And now there is this Guy.

This timeline is wild

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lemmy.zip

I'm going to apologize in advance for my wellaktually here... But as a space nerd, I gotta say, by definition, a satellite is an object/ body that orbits another object/body. I think Voyager should be called a spacecraft (or space probe... But that's lamer).

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No need to apoligize at all. You're absolutely right and thanks for jumping in!

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lemmy.world

Ill bet his wife looks like Nikki from Obsession during the sex scene with the difference being he keeps talking about crushing it, while bursting after the 1st stroke.

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lemmy.world

This movie is so disturbing, I was thinking about it for days. Great fucking cinema if any of you haven’t watched it yet.

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Heikki2reply
lemmy.world

The comment made me think of how joyful the sex they had was

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But this is completely normal sex and everyone is having it like that, right guys? Guys?

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I like how sometimes you have doubts that someone is a bit dumb, but then they speak and leave no doubt whatsoever.

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lemmy.world

does...does she have a penis? cuz then i have some news for him.

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It's harder to get trans ladies pregnant but we can't give up trying!

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If this is real, he's obviously some kind of deranged lunatic, and it's kind of sad, but also kind of funny.

He should be our next President

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I have to admit that I cringe a bit when (usually young) guys brag about how good they are at making women cum but they make way more sense than this guy.

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This falls well within conservative Christian thinking. There is little to no requirement of pleasure during sex.

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Good. MAGAt morons should be having less sex and should be reproducing less so keep on preaching, moron!

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Maybe he's actually transmasc and this is his way of coming out?

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If I'm getting things straight (pun intended), this guy is telling us thinking about someone else's pleasure is gay.

More gay people please!

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Then I prefer to have Gay Sex with Women because I want that my Kids have a great future and at the moment those Old people ruin it for all.

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tfw your role model for peak masculinity is Ben Shabibo

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lemmy.world

these idiots are not serious. they're just saying shit to rage bait atp

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They're dead serious, they even hit their wives and girlfriends. It's really insane but that's why trump won, tons of people really think men abusing women is just the way it's supposed to be.

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bainesreply
lemmy.cafe

this guy is a conservative troll

it is rage bait

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except those people agree were the target of mockery in colberts case where as you are in this case

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Please stop with the "they're not serious" talk. They are serious, and they're destroying my country.

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