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I left the house yesterday to take my kids to a water park hotel...but when we were on our way, I noticed he had water shoes on, and I know we didn't pack any shoes.

Fortunately we were able to find these flip-flops at a store on the way. They were only $1, but meh...he likes video games and he needs something besides swim shoes.

But my wife noticed there's a healthbar that looks mildly-penis and now I can't I see it.

At least it didn't assume I meant 1970?

cross-posted from: https://feddit.org/post/27287210

Left untreated, chronic affluenza can lead to serious social impairment, pedophilia, cannibalism, and a severe lack of consequences.

Underneath this is the two wireless charging pads, which are rubberized so they have a good grip on the bottom of the tray.

But...it's the perfect dimensions. Like, this had to be an intentional design choice, and I very much approve.

So, maybe crazy conspiracy guy. Probably, actually.

But l mean...

• /u/maxwelhill is still silent since Ghisilaine Maxwells arrest. This was a long term power user and has been around pretty much since the beginning. At the time it went silent, the account was #8 in total karma.

• Aaron Swartz was a founder of reddit and died by "suicide" in 2013. Lots of controversy around all events leading up to it. He was hanged, just like Jeff Epstein. Perhaps he knew too much?

• Reddit was scarily protective of /r/theDonald.

• Spez was a mod of jailbait subs. And was quite reluctant to do anything about them, too.

• I still contend that monetizing API was a strategic move to get long term tech-savvy users (the proponents of open source, choice in software...largely left-wing users) off the site...they wanted us gone.

• I still contend that Ron Paul's 2008 reddit fame was a trial run for utilizing social media to mobilize young white men towards conservativism.

Idk. Maybe I'm just being really paranoid, but man...I'm really looking at reddit, Spez, and the past decade or so in a different light.

cross-posted from: https://slrpnk.net/post/29250622

cross-posted from: https://hexbear.net/post/6394700

Vegan.

Ben and Jerry.

Jimmy Fallon.

Trump says he’ll send troops to Portland, Oregon, to handle ‘domestic terrorists’

My wife thinks I'm the only person who would even think that.

She's a Buff Orpington, and all of our other hens have pun names like "Annie Yolkly", "Stevie Chicks", "Ruth Bader Ginsbird", "Princess Layer", etc...which makes it even worse.

It came from a Harry Potter Lego Advent Calendar. My kids didn't build them right away, and squirrelled them away until recently.

Damn thing drew blood.

We got these shirts for the eclipse last year (we traveled to Dallas and viewed from Perot MoS). None of us noticed this then. It seems so obvious, now that my kid pointed it out to me.