I'm sure having a newborn is plenty stressful as it is, no need to take away another way of him to be able to relieve stress. Sure, she might not have that luxury, but having two stressed parents is worse than one.
Instead of making everyone equally miserable, here's another suggestion: The father can now use his increased capacity to take away as much of the mother's stress as he can. Seems like a much more reasonable solution to me than unnecessarily increasing stress levels of the father.
Imagine setting this this for a nice long dick lick every couple seconds until it's been an hour and you're just quivering from the sheer excitement that with the next lick or the one after that you're finally going to shoot the biggest ropes of your life and just at the point the ai embedded in it asks for your credit card information so it can charge you twenty bucks to cum?
I’d expect Cattle Decap level deathgrind or some Hot Topic grade incelcore with shit solos and too many calls to “open this fucking pit up”, no inbetween.
Eh that wouldn't work on me. Being told that I can't cum kinda causes it... And if I've been getting edged for a while, yeah vocals can be enough. Violently.
I guess I'd have cucked the machine? Is that a new sub-genre of kink? What a weird world we live in.
Nah nah. When they say "go fuck yourself" and you reply "too late", drop trough and pull the tentacle out of your ass, then offer for them to take a whiff.
Then you lunge at them with Mr. Grippy, and chase them around the restaurant. Mr. Grippy don't take no shit. Well, in a matter of speaking. It is 3 feet long after all... But that's their problem now.
IMHO access to sex isn't a good way to encourage/discourage birth rate. Modern people are aware that they'll have more sex if they don't have kids. The desire for sex isn't the same as the desire to reproduce.
The problem is solved by addressing its root causes.
I misread a letter on "a real human lick" (guess which one of course it's that one) and it frankly makes more economic sense to use it for that instead of as a tongue
Tony is a dumbass
Tony lacks imagination.
Or Tony is, like me, a human who takes pride in his work.
Look, there isn't always going to be someone there kicking Tony's ass.
Tony better stfu.
I AM THE ONE WHO LICKS
- tony probably
Think again.
For robot blow jobs, Tony. You fucking idiot.
you can do so much more with tongues
Rim jobs?
Oh yeah forgot about rim jobs. Fucking Tony
Don’t forget the balls!
Instructions unclear, got my tongue stuck in a wheel
Like?
And subscribe
Can't I domscribe instead?
Nipples, clitotis, anus… there are a lot of things
Probably French kiss as well
What a fascinating combination of posts
Dude should be solidary to his wife and stop jerking
When she suffers, so should he? What?
I'm sure having a newborn is plenty stressful as it is, no need to take away another way of him to be able to relieve stress. Sure, she might not have that luxury, but having two stressed parents is worse than one.
Yeah well its only fair
Not a good mindset
Not a good opinion
But you presented it anyway
Life isn't fair. Get used to it.
Instead of making everyone equally miserable, here's another suggestion: The father can now use his increased capacity to take away as much of the mother's stress as he can. Seems like a much more reasonable solution to me than unnecessarily increasing stress levels of the father.
But how will he do that if he'd jacking off all the time?
Women can still masturbate after giving birth you weirdo. You just shouldn't have penetrative sex for a few weeks.
Stamps. Flipping pages. Unattended ice cream. Windows. Linda.
Come to daddy
Always here for an aphex twin reference
I want your soul
Come on then you funny little man.
This is what paper sacks were made for.
And here i was operating windows with my mouse all this time…
Imagine setting this this for a nice long dick lick every couple seconds until it's been an hour and you're just quivering from the sheer excitement that with the next lick or the one after that you're finally going to shoot the biggest ropes of your life and just at the point the ai embedded in it asks for your credit card information so it can charge you twenty bucks to cum?
If this kind of Pay Per Cum business model worked, hypno content creators would have already capitalized on it
Sponsored by OnlyFans.
PPC
The Ruined Orgasm machine
Cool band name
I’d expect Cattle Decap level deathgrind or some Hot Topic grade incelcore with shit solos and too many calls to “open this fucking pit up”, no inbetween.
Eh that wouldn't work on me. Being told that I can't cum kinda causes it... And if I've been getting edged for a while, yeah vocals can be enough. Violently.
I guess I'd have cucked the machine? Is that a new sub-genre of kink? What a weird world we live in.
So, a cash machine?
so if you refuse to pay does it keep you gooning for the rest of eternity
Nice. Now llm can literally eat my ass.
Only thing it is good at doing.
Tony does not understand vaginas.
Don't be like Tony.
be a vagina
I'm trying!!!
✨ Abracadussy, you're now a pussy! ✨
Meow
Are you trying to steal @[email protected] 's niche, or are you his alt?
Is this how you find out there's a whole community of furries and I'm not the only one? 🤔
XD
No, I iust thought you were the only sarcastic furry on Earth, apparently.
I'm very "intimately" familiar with furries.
"Yer a wizard sleeve, Harry!"
so when I say "go fuck yourself" it's really just wishful thinking on my end.
Nah nah. When they say "go fuck yourself" and you reply "too late", drop trough and pull the tentacle out of your ass, then offer for them to take a whiff.
Then you lunge at them with Mr. Grippy, and chase them around the restaurant. Mr. Grippy don't take no shit. Well, in a matter of speaking. It is 3 feet long after all... But that's their problem now.
Just think invertopenis and you can't go too far wrong.
Well you see, when a person gets very lonely...
Given that God clearly is a cunt, I'm down with that
god doesn't exist, fundie 🙄
(edited to add, in order to not upset anyone unduly: this comment is made in jest.)
Given how certain you seem, I'll take the uno reverse card and say: no! You fundie!
I'm a theist agnostic because I, nor anyone, can prove or disprove the existence of a God.
Good.
Tony too innocent for this world. 🥀
For post stamps, obviously.
They still make stamps you have to lick or are you just into licking things?
Tony, you know why.
We all know why.
Tony's never been licked.
Cmon, y'all. Let's go lick Tony! Then he'll understand!
Pushing ever closer to robot sex while their birth rate is falling off a cliff.
Of course, they're also working on artificial wombs, so who the hell knows where all this is leading?
Axlotl Tanks of course.
IMHO access to sex isn't a good way to encourage/discourage birth rate. Modern people are aware that they'll have more sex if they don't have kids. The desire for sex isn't the same as the desire to reproduce.
The problem is solved by addressing its root causes.
Bidets are about to see a new evolution.
"I want it clean enough to eat off of!"
Japan, hold my Ramune.
If this becomes mandatory, I'm leaving for the forests.
Tony doesn’t know about the tootsie-pop, smh
🦉
LIVE HOMO ERECTUS REACTION
Also:8==========================D
Those of us that know, know
I can't wait to buy my anime waifu bot.
To get to the center of that Tootsie Pop, of course!
Blowjob and pussy licking.
Good to see Bluntman has joined forces with Captain Obvious. Ambiguity never stood a chance.
No way!
I do have a couple of thousand ideas. None of them is NSFW...
Oh, yes I suppose there are some SFW ideas. I'll calm down.
God damn it Tony.
It's to count how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop
Hopefully they have no teeth
If my girlfriend can learn so can a robot.
Lick your elbow?
women would probably love it
How much time ya got, buddy?
Who's gonna tell him?
Oh no reason. I just want a few of them ok
To figure out how many licks it takes to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop!
“I have no teeth, yet I must bite.” — the robot, probably
No more bidets.
Tony...
Probably said the same thing about the Walkman…
For experiments
Ummm...should we tell him, or just leave him to his bliss?
Telling would lead to his bliss.
Stamps and envelopes. It’s for licking stamps and envelopes.
Couple with the Pink Trombone
https://dood.al/pinktrombone/
I misread a letter on "a real human lick" (guess which one of course it's that one) and it frankly makes more economic sense to use it for that instead of as a tongue
a tongue has muscles
Bend over and I'll show you
Oh, we all know why they need it.
Porn
I'm surprised nobody posted THAT gif. You know which one.
✂
Don't pretend like you don't know
Handy if you want to recreate parts of Sweetest Pie?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7JrX7PHGBE
I'm going to need this to be abke to taste as well. Baby steps.
Can we also get a "recoil in horror" setting?
Japan the government? Or do we think our readers are top stupid to understand two words?
It was literally the island itself.
But what that tongue do, tho?
Yep that sure is Japan all right.