The summoning was the largest disaster in Grisiah's history.

30 mages lost their lives powering the spell to summon a hero to rescue the country from the forces of the Demon King, and when the spell was completed, what they saw left the survivors scarred.

A man, wrapped in black demonic energy, screamed as the remaining mists of the magical forces parted. The demons that had been gnawing on him found themselves surrounded by fresh prey and began to lash out.

Pope Asigor VII lost his life battling the demons that had been gnawing upon the summoned hero, and had Princess Anasia, the saintess, not been there alongside him, everyone in the castle would have died that day.

But at the end of an exhausting ritual, with all of the country's best surviving mages and the Saintess and the Pope all working together, the demons that they had summoned alongside the hero were vanquished.

At the end of their gruesome battle, the hero that they had summoned lay in a puddle of blood, barely clinging on to life, surrounded by the dead and dying.

A week later, the hero Joshua awoke in a bed he had never seen before. He felt... new. It was a strange sensation, something that he could only remember from ancestral DNA. Somehow he knew that he had never felt the way he felt at this moment, even from the moment he was born.

A serenity consumed him.

His reverie was interrupted by a woman dressed in a maid outfit.

"Oh! Finally awake! Pardon me, I will let them know", she said, curtsying before she departed.

Joshua heard the scrambling of footsteps outside his door as many people arrived and entered, politely knocking first.

The first person to enter the room was Anasia. Joshua could tell that there was a regal bearing about her, something that he had seen in movies but never experienced in real life prior to this moment.

She wore a long pink flowing gown that was still somewhat practical in design, lapis Lazuli earrings hung from her ears and perched upon her head was a thin, yet priceless looking crown.

"Greetings, hero", the princess said, curtsying before him.

"Hello, uh, your... Majesty?" Joshua responded, somewhat timidly, bowing his head as best as he could from his bed-bound position.

"You were summoned to our country at great cost, and without our asking you to come", Anasia began.

"Unfortunately, and tragically, you are not what we needed", she continued. "the hero summoning ritual was supposed to bring a powerful person to us to help us with our many troubles. Alas, while you were unconscious, we measured your power, and one of our infants could easily overpower you."

This was a lot of information for Joshua to take in and he could not quite understand what they were saying even though he comprehended the words. "What do you mean?" he sputtered in reply.

"Bring the crystal" said Anasia, and the maid from earlier walked forward and gingerly set a crystal on Joshua's lap. "Place your hand upon the crystal", she commanded.

Joshua did as instructed, and a screen popped out of the crystal floating in the air. It showed RPG stats to Joshua of his own abilities, and all but one of them were in the negatives.

The negatives were:

Strength -27, Intelligence -39, Dexterity -20, Wisdom -17, Charisma -12.

The one positive was:

Constitution: 45,963

Anasia continued, "the average score for a newborn infant is in the single digit positives, typically between 1 and 4. For most of us, any of these scores reaching the negatives results in death. The only reason you are still alive right now is because of your insanely high constitution score. It's probably also the reason why you were able to survive being brought here in the first place, with the demons that had been eating at you and eating at your soul your entire life."

"Demons? What do you mean?"

"Do you not remember the summoning?" Anasia asked.

"All I remember is one moment I was getting off the bus on my way home from work and then I was enveloped in a warm light and then everything hurt like I was being killed over and over again and then I woke up here."

Anasia paused for a moment. "Well, either way, your entire body was racked with demons, and many of our people, including the Pope, lost their lives, killing the demons that had been eating you."

Joshua looked on, shocked as this was revealed to him. "Died?"

"Died. All in all, 47 people are no longer alive because of us bringing you here. But...", Anasia paused again. "This is not your fault. It is our fault, and we will take responsibility for it. We will have another opportunity to perform the ritual in six weeks. At that time, you will have the opportunity to return to your home."

Joshua thought for a moment and realized that he wasn't at his home. He was in some weird house with some weird person telling him weird things and he didn't do anything to deserve this and now they're saying that he's responsible for 47 people dying and that an infant could kill him. If this was some kind of trick, it was a hell of a trick, but then he looked at the crystal in his hand, and he looked at the status screen still floating in the air in front of him. Not a hologram, not some weird tech thing, and nobody he knows has the kind of money needed to pull off a prank like this, or if they did would use it on a prank like this...

This is real. He's in another world. And he is the weakest person in the entire world.

If you choose to be reborn, you will not have magic powers, but you will unlock a status window and a skill tree that you can use to give yourself new skills and abilities and improve your physical characteristics.

You'll get the same thing if you choose to be reincarnated, however, magic will be a factor. And the age of the world will be somewhere like 50-ish years before the full rollout of the industrial revolution, technology-wise. (minor clarification, you keep your current knowledge either way)

However, you will not be the hero or the chosen one. You're just going to be a person with a perk.

In Seattle, the rain is short, thin and weak, like thousands of tiny little angels spitting on you from a distance.

It's not that they don't want you there, is that they have to spit, and you happen to be in their path, and they are too far gone to cure their chewing tobacco habit.

Alabama rain falls like God taking a diuretic, and he has a massive piss-kink.

In Mexico City, the rain falls in little spurts, like a 78-year-old Jewish man whose prostate is the size of a small watermelon. It falls 14 times a day, but barely enough to get anyone wet.

In Texas, the rain is like the exhortations of a southern Baptist preacher exorting a churchful of sinners to turn from their evil ways. It only shows up three or four times a year, but when it does, it is virulent, like the disease that took my father from me.

Recently started watching old 90s and 80s shows just for the fun of it, because I'm bored with all of the new stuff that's coming out, and I fell into Knight Rider.

My review of the show so far aside, it's got straight up the most banger theme music I have heard in a TV show in a very long time.

https://youtu.be/lxhWxv_5bQ0

It got me wondering what other TV shows have really great theme songs?

Found it at a thrift store for a dollar, and it looks like it's only been played a couple of times, flawless. And honestly, I'd never heard any song on it other than "The future's so bright I gotta wear shades" but it's a pretty good album. It's pretty solid, especially for the 80s.

Several people had recommended that I watch Mythic Quest.

They thought I would like it based on the fact that I could stomach it's always sunny in Philadelphia.

I watched the first three episodes and I hate every single character.

Every single person in that show is selfish, narcissistic, stuck up, or just straight up evil. They don't listen to each other. They don't interact with each other. And the plot of every episode so far is "a group of terrible people interact with each other".

I regret having watched three episodes of Mythic Quest.

Got hit with 3 of these yesterday.

Three HP ZBook Ultra G1a's all updated to Windows 11 25H2 yesterday and refused to progress past the boot screen.

The workaround patch for this issue is to long press the power button until it does a full reset, (20 seconds or so) and then get into the bios, note that when you reconnect to power you should also connect a USB to Ethernet adapter.

This worked on 2 of the 3 affected devices I have.

On the third one, the only way to get into bios was to crack open the laptop, pull the battery, long press power for 20+ seconds, then reconnect.

Either way, once it lets you into the bios, go to Update System Bios > Check HP.Com for BIOS updates. When you select this, the laptop goes black and reboots.

You will then need to repeat the same process you used to get into the bios to get into the bios again, only this time it will tell you it needs to disable BDE if you have bitlocker enabled. Then it will allow you to roll back the bios to 1.03.11.

Do so.

Once the rollback is completed the laptop will boot normally.

I have reported this issue to HP Support, but wanted to share in case anyone else is dealing with the same issue.

If it had only been 1 device I wouldn't have cared, but for 3 to get hit with the exact same issue at the exact same time when the exact same update with the exact same bios was applied, I figured that it would be useful for more people to know about it.

Hopefully this is somewhat helpful!