Donald Trump spokesman forced to deny US President death and hospital rumours
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Every day when I wake up, the first thing is to check my phone if that fucker's dead yet.
I think you just explained why I do this. I thought I had just developed an addiction to the news over the past six months, but this hit me.
Matrix has you
What’re you tryin’ to tell me? That I can dodge bullets?
No, what i am saying is, you won't have to
Do you think that's RSS you're reading?
This hook you're describing is intentional
And putin.
And many many more..
Edit: not saying that I actively check all these, I'm saying that these are (mostly) other prime examples of people whose demise will likely noticeably benefit humanity as a whole.
Is the Tom Hanks thing a joke or do I not know something
"Yes" to the former, "probably" to the latter 🤷🏻
I would assume it hints to this video of Tom Hanks and Arya Starks list of people she wants to kill
https://youtu.be/Uj6iT_zQTk8
Tom Hanks, but no Garth Brooks? The man's a monster
He's not important enough to be specifically named but he's included in "and many many more" 😉
Nah, Garth Brooks is alright, but Chris Gaines is probably a serial killer.
Chris Gaines is definitely responsible for all the bodies. That's why Garth can never remember any of it when confronted. Advanced Disillusionary Schizophrenia with Involuntary Narcissistic Rage
Without your edit I was gonna be like damn man, that's a lot of people to be waking up each day checking to see if they died yet.
Perfect 👌
Should make bingo cards.
There's definitely a list. But Trump is number one.
For me it's him, Putin and any billionaire.
Is there a newsletter but it's just about what evil person has died for that day? I feel like there's a good market for that.
How do I sign up for this?
Same, friend. Same.
I check the front page of the newspaper for obituaries. The guy says they're in the back. I tell them not the one I'm looking for.
Or if he has dropped a nuke yet.
Why would you want to start pretty much every day with depressing news?
There will be a day when it's not depressing.
Has he considered the ratings he'd get with a death announcement though? They'd be like no one has ever seen. Bigly.
If they make a death announcement and then he shows up on TV again in 3 days, it will really feed into his base thinking he's literally Jesus.
Please don’t give them any ideas….
I mean they might also blame his death on Iran.
I bet that's exactly their plan with this
Are there any online bedding places with a spike in Trump dead bets? That'll be the easiest way to know before it gets announced.
There’s been no real spike in Trump out of office by 2027 market recently but it’s crawled up a point in the last day. I doubt you’ll find anyone to take a bet on death, to easy to fix (we should be so lucky) but there are several online betting markets that will take your action on out by the end of the year for whatever reason.
I should take a bet that he stays in office.
That way, either way -- I win!
Literally hedging your bets.
No what you want to be looking at is if anybody's making any unusual stock investments. Is anyone acting as if suddenly the tariffs are going to be going away very soon?
I think that's what they said .
With the backlash that happened from The Death of Superman, I agree that he should definitely do this.
I've heard of kill the messenger. Give the messenger a congressional medal of honor!!!!!!
Except that congress isnt worth much either. Might as well be a FIFA medal of honor.
Instead of a Presidential Medal of Freedom, a medal of freedom from the president.
Maybe people around the world should celebrate his death, even though he’s alive, just so he can see how many people hate him.
Are the No Kings protests not enough?
Is there really a limit for how much hate he deserves?
...I mean, we're still stuck with a king, sooo...
No
Demonstrably not.
That can be the theme of the next No Kings protest. I bet we crack 10 million people for that.
Watch that asshole make an appearance tomorrow and his idiot followers will call it proof that he is the Second Coming of Christ....
I still don't get how they don't see the Antichrist comparisons. Though their Bible—which they know fuck all about—covers the Antichrist idiots being easily deceived too.
I actually have a theory about that. Regardless of whether you believe that the Bible is divinely inspired or not, clearly its authors knew a lot about human nature.
Humans haven't changed much in 2000 years. Narcissistic assholes existed then, they exist today. Some scholars think that the authors were really describing Emperor Nero. It's not a stretch to think that a description of Nero back then might sound a lot like Trump today.
Wouldn't be surprised. Much of the Bible is just straight up plagiarised from Mesopotamian culture and stories. Why stop the slapdash there? May as well add in a "Fuck the Romans" bit and pair them to one of the
monstersbeasts.TBF, the Antichrist (as popularly understood) doesn't really show up in the Bible and is a character created largely in the 20th century by Voltron-ing together a bunch of obscure passages. In the Bible, the term is used like four times and refers to people who are, literally, anti-Christ. (source: am Episcopal priest who escaped fundamentalist Christianity and has spent an inordinate amount of time studying the Apocalyptic writings in the Bible)
There's a segment of Christianity that thinks someone like Trump will bring about the rapture so they support him fully.
Yeah, they’re full blown “the End Times are nigh, and we’ll all be raptured to heaven if we help it along” level crazies, but they vote like clockwork.
Fundamentalist and Evangelicals struggle with reading comprehension and long-term retention.
Its nice to know that he must make an appearance tomorrow or rumors of his demise will tank the economy further. Since its easter the president must make an appearance.
Are you sure it would tank? It might get a hefty boost...
Please no. Ugh, he's gonna do it, isn't he. Why are all of his actions so on the nose and tacky?
Because he doesn't know any better. He is, truly and actually, one of the dumbest motherfuckers to ever failson his way into a position of power, and this is backed up by testimony of his teachers.
An 8 year old child, or even ChatGPT, can reliably predict his actions in advance because he really is actually that simple. He has specific reactions to specific stimuli that can always be gamed because they're always the same. Guy operates like one of the ghosts in Pac-Man. If you know how his actions are wired you can lead him by the nose down whatever path you want.
His investors and handlers know this and use it to push their agendas. Everyone else makes the mistake of trying to speak at him like he's a sapient creature, and that fails to get results because he doesn't operate like a sapient creature does.
I know it's probably not gonna happen but man oh man....
would be a shame if he dies before going to a trial for all his past and present crimes
We don't have to let that stop us
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cadaver_Synod
We can size the estate and hold all collaborators to justice, like they do with RICO
Size that thing!
Seize it, then size it , then sell it
We should treat him like an Egyptian pharoah, and entomb him with all of his cabinet members.
That's too dignified, make a corpse circle like that one ancient site in Germany.
He's never going to face any meaningful trial for that. Give up on it. Death is the best we can hope for.
It would be super funny if Trump was alive for the denial of his death, but then died immediately after.
Keep in mind that the Daily Mirror is a dubiously reliable British tabloid and extremely eager to sensationalize any crumbs they can get. Also keep in mind that baseless social media rumors are extremely easy to start when people want them to be true.
In this case, "forced to deny US president death and hospital rumors" means (per their own article):
It would be actually hilarious if this antichrist-type dies on Easter weekend, but I don't have my hopes up more than any other day.
I want to believe
If you count warcrimes, white collar crimes and golf as work, then sure. But for the American people, not so much. Everything he does is for his criminal enterprise.
But pleeeeeaaaaase don't be dead Donny. JD is so much worse.
Given how truthful the White House press secretaries have been under Trump, that means he's dead. YAY!
When he actually does croak, I wonder how long they'll hide it and what lengths they'll go to in order to keep it a secret...
Oh that’s easy - they’ll hide it until Jan 21. 2027, so that Vance is still eligible for two full terms.
He might begin to smell by then.
He crossed that line years ago.
What if he actually died months ago?
Then they've stuffed him with an Optimus which is slowly degrading due to being coated in him.
They will Weekend at Bernie’s him for several weeks I’m sure of it.
Nobody likes a corpse tease.
But Biden's too old.
Two things can be true.
Guy literally has cancer. It's friggin elder abuse what they did.
Trump might have cancer too. Nobody knows why he's getting all these diagnostic tests over the last year
He's very clearly got dementia. This can lead to all sorts of secondary medical conditions, a big one being circulation issues which would explain his bruising.
No! Only my! one! thing! /s
Bah. You'll know he's actually dead when it shows up on Polymarket.
Another mini stroke? We'll see him from a distance for couple of days and then we will appear publicly with a slightly more drooping face.
And some new way to fuck up the world further.
Another Weekend at Bernie’s
What would you say is the percentage of people on this planet waiting to see him finally die, something like 98%?
Russia thinks the Trump Presidency is amazing for them. First Trump cuts support for Ukraine, then Trump blames Ukraine for keeping the war going by dastardly not surrendering to Russia. And now Trump is raising global oil proces, radically increasing the income of the Russian state. All while delegitimizing the US.
China probably cheers on the weakening of US power too. And US Republicans also overwhelmingly supports Trump, for reasons known only to them.
So if you add up Russia and China (enemies of America) and Republicans (but I repeat myself), way less than 98% of people wants Trump dead.
Don't forget wasting all our missiles and munitions in Iran so we won't have a stockpile when we or one of our actual allies gets attacked.
Yes. "All". Your "actual allies" get attacked. Good grief. Isn't it exhausting to see enemies behind every tree?
But again, don't stop, the entertainment value is unmatched.
It is so funny USAmericans need to blame Russia for your own shitty corrupt settler colonial society instead of just taking responsibility. It isn't Russia. If anything the government in Russia is the result of US actions, not the other way around. You literally over threw the Soviet Union with color revolutions than installed Yeltzin there then worked with Putin for a long time before deciding to shift the blame to him. You are the evil ones. You are the illegitimate ones. Death to the USA.
My goodness conspiracy theorists are always so fun to watch.
Did Putin also cleverly wait for Biden to be president to invade?
The plot goes deeper than you think!
lol you guys are great!
"So if you add up Russia and China (enemies of America)"
I see, but you let your great industry leaders outsource all their manufacturing to China. Unless.... China controlled them all since the start even when China was a bunch of fishing villages!!
Oh boy you guys. Don't stop. You're better than a convoluted '80s soap opera!
english as a second language much?
Quit with this Weekend at Bernie’s crap. Just die, please. Lots of real estate for you in Hell.
JD Vance smothered him with a couch cushion.
I think his thing is to smother the cushions.
Time to watch him rant after having five gills of meth injected into his body. Again.
Oh that can't be good for him.
...
:) do it again.
If Trump dies, Vance takes over and he might be even worse. The point is to oppose the system that created Trump, not this particular figurehead, which can always be replaced.
Vance doesn't have a grip on this idiot minions like Trump does. I also think Russia gave Trump a bunch of dirt on GOP members which he has been more than willing to exploit. I can't honestly think of any other reason they bend over and take his bullshit.
Vance is an asshole, and probably a little evil, but he's also a huge wimp. People will steamroll right over him.
I think when Trump dies, MAGA will fade away.
MAGA, yes, but the disease that caused it all will still fester.
yup. the cult won't survive the loss of the cult leader. however, the cultists will still remain. 45/47 wasn't even the cult leader until about 3 years after the cult had started reshaping republican politics. the death of 47 will bring about a great reshuffling, not the permanent end of all human suffering. the things that need doing are for us to educate the children on how to recognize and resist fascism. fascism will remain a threat to all humanity so long as a single person carries its flame in their heart. so learn: authoritarianism is not about the authority (person) it's about the authoritarians (people). authoritarianism is only made possible by people voluntarily carrying out the actions demanded by dear leader. if you want to stop dear leader you have to gather a coalition of people who believe other things are possible.
Yeah, nobody is out there ready to cover their mobility scooters in Vance merch.
I wish I shared your optimism. It won't, but time will tell with certainty.
Vance is Peter Thiel's boy. Who doesn't Thiel have dirt on?
Vance is a bitdh though. Unloved. That is our chance to take the country back. Oh right, you guys are letting establishment dems run the opposition. huh. enjoy hell dumbshits.
The dictator and criminal is US imperialism and all of the mini-imperialist countries. The system that demands the type of behavior, and that causes the world to suffer remains fully in tact after this figurehead who is a particularly distasteful ruler is no longer. This isn’t just a Trump problem….as terrible as he is.
Never let perfection be the enemy of good. Yes, the disappearance of Trump wouldn't be a permanent solution forever of the US fascism. But an improvement is an improvement. A fight for freedom and justice is eternal, there will always be a new shit head trying to drag nations into authoritarian fascism. The point is that we keep pushing for change.
Evil greatest ally is apathy.
You're telling Rosa Luxemburg's ghost we need to keep pushing for change?
Did he dead?
Well if so that's going to round off a very nice week for the astronauts.
Happy Easter?!
I don't want him to die in a hospital.
Ideally, I want him to die in jail or to follow his leader.
I’m not that picky.
Yeah I mean, I'll take a win. But there is a loss of power preference scale from like Nixon (lowest) to Mussolini (highest)
Imagine Donald hanging around a gas station with a sign showing $7/gallon prices behind him.
The problem with evil-but-connected people going to jail is that another similarly evil person may get them out again...
Hard to get out of death.
I'm gonna be pissed if this son of a bitch happens to die when I can't have alcohol. Come on man, go into a coma for two weeks then die so I can pop a bottle properly
You're probably ok because they're going to Weekend at Bernie's him for a while while he trying to figure out what they're going to do.
My fear is that they've already been doing this for a while now, with a combination of impersonators and deepfakes -- and thus "Trump" will never die.
The
WaldoTrump MomentWhy can you not have alcohol?
Minor surgery the other day
Speedy recovery!
Pope Francis, after meeting JD Vance, died the day after Easter in 2025.
It would be infinitely funny if someone else, after meeting with JD Vance, would die the day after Easter 2026 too.
Carville seems to imply that he’s dying and/or dead : https://nypost.com/2026/04/04/media/james-carville-calls-trump-a-fat-f-k-in-wild-explicative-laden-rant/
The ny post is not a valid source of anything except hot air
Fucking based.
So fetch
Best Easter since 2026 years ago. Hands down. Or out sideways. IDK. I hope for us folks on the west coast of the USA a shared thought that I’d rather not say (or type) aloud (or online). But we all know deep down that there is one thing aside from marshmallow🐥’s , Cadbury Eggs & Jelly Beans that we all crave. I am not talking about Ham, scalloped potatoes, asparagus & Hollandaise & fresh Rolls.
What does that even mean?
Time is an infinite loop.
Now, given his spokespeople lie almost as much as he does ...
Wild to see the united states lich project coming to fruition in our lifetime. Or their omegaverse project backfiring and the president (an omega) going into heat for the second time, forcing another coverup.
He ded
He's posting on Truth Social again, sadly.
he has a team do that for him.
With or without correct grammar and spelling?
All caps or like a normal person?
If only...
https://istrumpdeadyet.us/
Don't get my hopes up.
With the adrenochrome strategic reserve left over from the ranch and island, he's going to be around for a very long time.
If he's dead then someone else is posting on TS
That's not strange, it's often that a media team is controlling a president's social media in case he isn't capable of posting himself. That's why some posts seem like they are written by a toddler and some have a more formal and a bit less uneducated formulation, which seem to be weird for someone with a toddler brain.
Yeah I get that
Trump has died ... of laughter over these Dean Martin celebrity roasts.
I don't know how to say this: kim bassinger? Base-in-ger, bass-in-ger?
Yeah the fact they are denying that he's dead is pretty rad
Why can't donnie say it?
It probably takes a full day of prep before they can put him in front of a camera.
Forced to? Did they have a gun to their head?
real quick question why isn't he???
He just needs to make it past this weekend of all weekends... then whatever.
one of his safe spaces, when he needs to hide from epstein file news, especially when he replaced BONDI with BLANCHE THE MOST obvious connectiont maxwell and Epstein.