I like that they didn't assume the gender of the dog. But seems strange that they make a point of not knowing what the dog saw.

https://www.cnn.com/2026/05/01/politics/exclusive-judge-admonishes-prosecutors-grandstanding-press-dinner-gunman

Democratic Rep. Tim Kennedy described Phillips as “wildly unfit for his role as head of FEMA response and recovery,” citing “his violent statements about former President Biden” and “deeply troubling bigoted comments about immigrants.”

Kennedy added: “All of which, to me, makes him wholly disqualified to hold his position on its own — but only to be outdone by his claims of being teleported to a Waffle House.”

Ffs.