"...and a mop!"

I know the subject has come up before, just wanted to add another reason to the pile. Their instance has been setting its users' post timestamps 15 minutes into the future so they'll be parked at the top of the "New" sort order for longer.

Examples:

It's always possible that they've done this accidentally somehow though.

We accept the fact that we had to sacrifice a whole Saturday in Dean-tention for whatever it was we did wrong.

Rule 5 on the sidebar says "No Enciting Harassment," but should probably say "No Inciting Harassment" instead.

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Additional information:
Project Blue Peacock - Nuclear land mine using animal body heat to stay functional in cold environment
Operation Red Dawn - Capture of Saddam Hussein
SADM - Man-portable nuclear device (using emplacement illustration from MADM)

The developer is better-known for his other recent work. Seems interesting though.

Confederate amnesty and pardons were a mistake.

(And couchfucker.)

RIP Bill.

It does not make sense!

Hello, I reported this post earlier due to the OP (who is also the community mod) advocating for rape. Presumably, OP/mod saw the report and decided to backtrack, changing:

...unfortunate no one shoved their finger inside the pussy of ruchi tiwari...

to:

...unfortunate no one shoved their finger inside the sussy (a Japanese dish )of ruchi tiwari...

which should be visible in the post's edit history. Figured it was worth mentioning here to provide additional context in case it wasn't immediately clear what had happened.

More of OP/mod's super reasonable responses to someone else in their community:

I wish ur mum stays safe and never get grape,i wish ur sis never accidentally slip and manage to land on my dick so my dih land in her pussy, i never want these things to happen.i also never want something bad like nirbhaya ,happens to ur mum. Stay bless boi

Additionally, when they banned me, it came with a very kind note:

reason: Brahminism filth not allowed ,go get ur mum fucked.brahmin bastard

which is obviously super cool and chill.

"3000 Laser Kiwis of Zelenskyy" post in [email protected] on piefed.social instance / lemmy.world instance

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/36433522 (because what's more memetic than a fart joke?)

^Hope^ ^you^ ^don't^ ^mind^ ^if^ ^I^ ^borrow^ ^this.^

Explanation: This clay tablet contains an example of written fart humor. The same joke can be found in a collection of Sumerian proverbs dating back to 1900-1600 BC as well. Some things never change.

Line 5 referenced by the translation is immediately below the horizontal line in the tablet image above.

Additional reading:

Electronic Babylonian Library (tablet image and additional translation details): BM.98743
Internet Archive preview showing the translation in image above: Lambert, Wilfred G. 1963. Babylonian Wisdom Literature.

Wiki page on flatulence humor
Reuters article on this and other old jokes
Electronic Text Corpus of Sumerian Literature, proverbs: collection 1 (translation of older source with link to transliteration of cuneiform)

^Hope^ ^you^ ^don't^ ^mind^ ^if^ ^I^ ^borrow^ ^this.^

Explanation: This clay tablet contains an example of written fart humor. The same joke can be found in a collection of Sumerian proverbs dating back to 1900-1600 BC as well. Some things never change.

Line 5 referenced by the translation is immediately below the horizontal line in the tablet image above.

Additional reading:

Electronic Babylonian Library (tablet image and additional translation details): BM.98743
Internet Archive preview showing the translation in image above: Lambert, Wilfred G. 1963. Babylonian Wisdom Literature.

Wiki page on flatulence humor
Reuters article on this and other old jokes
Electronic Text Corpus of Sumerian Literature, proverbs: collection 1 (translation of older source with link to transliteration of cuneiform)

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Been on a K.Flay kick lately, I like the art style in this video.

Anybody recognize this guy?

Source

::: spoiler ↓ Re-uploaded rather than normal crosspost to avoid a tech issue that might just be on my side. :::

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