One time i put m&ms up my nose, where they stayed for several minutes until my dad panicked thinking i was having a nose bleed.

Even just the facts are incredibly "woke" leaning unless you just boil everything down to a single sentence factoid and dont go into much detail

We hired a contractor to fix our roof and he left one in each bathroom stall.

I.. Simply dont understand

The current tell is "weird eye-lines and physics" no one looks anyone in the eyes and everything is very "dream where youre trying to run but gravity turned off for some reason"

In the case of pokemon, they do have trainer IDs, so its actually already 99% done.

Pokemon isnt exactly a streamlined experience. Theyre fairly clunky games if you play them without the nostalgia glasses on.

Get professor rowan out of my head, i fat fingered the x key ;(

Im trying to imagine what software is so obscure no one has updated it or ported to another distro, but is important and good enough that you use it for 70% of your comluter time.

Even (often, especily) extremely old programming languages and stuff are still maintained by someone

Ive been begging us to adopt booru-style tagging for videos for decades at this point.

(For the uninitiated, this would mean i could search something like "Brunette curly_hair -horse_penis score:>500" and get every video known to man with a curly haired brunette who does not interact with a horse penis and at least 500 people liked the video)

She got famous on disney channel, then moved to euphoria, and now shes the girl everyone casts as the mysterious hallucination walking in the desert.

And Mary Jane in Tom Holland's spider-man

Racism was invented post american slavery as an excuse to why these people are somehow worth less than the people who owned them.

Prior to that, it was typically stuff like "the Germankc tribes must be erradicated" or the classic poor vs rich dynamic we're circling back to now

He seems fairly prone to ego stroking, which internet goers would typically label as narcissistic.

Kind of the target audience for the sycophant machine

Ai should be removing tedium, not replacing passion

Only in every single piracy thread known to man in the last 2 years.

No hate, im just tired of seeing the quote

If he dies late enough, they dont have to replace him. If he dies too early, they need to hold an election (which will almost definitely go left)

You dont have 11 leftover/trash computers/laptops/harddrives your family dumped on you? Im 26 and ive been given legitimately 16 different computers from my mom, dad, grandparents, and in-laws

"Is it normal to feel completely different all the time from how ive felt before"

Ragebait used to be believable. Tinfoil hat says this is a misogyny bot

Guy whos never watched movies or felt empathy:

Emacs

His value hinges on the value of these companies. It will later hinge on the value his companies had, and then the next incredibly insane thing his sycophants lap up

We in the industry typically call that the "face"

Do some art and youll realize the skull is a lot higher than you might expect

Theres a massive difference between the boonies, a medium city, a large city, and an affluent city, and a huge difference between those places in california, texas, utah, colorado, ohio, georgia, etc.

Every state is basically a country of its own, and about the size of one