Imagine this... It's -10C outside, 4am so the solar batteries have drained and the heating stopped an hour ago. The winter duvet is amazing, but the bathroom is a tiled floor. By the time you're done peeing, even the socks are starting to get cool. You rush back into bed, carefully not slashing the warm duvet with your diamond nipples.
I currently have a torn toe nail and I'm terrified of turning over in my sleep and catching it on the sheet and tearing it further back so I'm currently sleeping like 7 for now. I despise it.
My Ex used to sleep wearing only an old shirt of mine. She's tiny, I'm huge, she wore it like a nightgown, one shoulder showing, hanging down to her knees.
I recall my friend's brother being proud that he carried his pregnant wife out of the house during the big Northridge earthquake here in Los Angeles, but he was Winnie the Poohing it with a #4, so immediately had his ego deflated.
I sleep with socks in winter and my gf fucken hated it for some reason. I had to get into bed and wait for the foot check before sneaking on my special sleeping socks.
And there's my wife with the #1, but also a sweater. I don't know how she can feel that cold when she's that warm(I call her the furnace) and I can't even sleep under a blanket. Her body just wildly flings heat energy into the universe.
Right, and I'm not saying it should be illegal for you to pass on those genes, just maybe there should be a public list of 7s so the rest of us can make an informed decision about engaging with such degeneracy.
I actually knew #7. She said she found feet so weird she prefers having socks on at all times except in the shower. Otherwise than the socks she was ok sleeping naked IIRC so I remember it being 7, but could've been undies + 7, I don't really remember. I just found the socks part weird
I dunno. You're probably safer making a habit of saying "no homo" as you settle in to spoon each night otherwise you're just one overly warm night away from desperately trying to get one of your boyfriends pregnant.
Yeah I'm out there doing 1 or 2 with socks or 7 depending on temperature, vibes, and partly if my wife is using the blanket that my nipple bars get caught in
I don’t understand how fellow penis-havers can wear restrictive clothes at night. The sleep cycle gives you many erections per night. Like, if you wanna wear a cage and give someone the key if that’s what you’re into I get it but otherwise why hurt yourself like that?
Not sure if you're joking or serious: I didn't mean to imply that my toddler's hands are giving me erections, I was just saying that their hands being everywhere is a good enough reason to AT LEAST wear boxers... Preferably a dry suit...
Same. My wife always needs to have the bedroom window open (at least a little bit) for fresh air, no matter how cold it gets and my shoulders hurt pretty badly after a full night of cold air on my upper back. A t-shirt solves that.
#1 in winter I wear boxer briefs, long johns, sweat pants, a t-shirt and a sweatshirt, plus thick socks. I don't run the heater at night, since I'm going to be in bed under a couple of blankets. The house gets down around 45F to 50F some nights.
In fact, in winter, I wear boxer briefs and long johns, two pairs of socks, one normal and one thick, pretty much 24/7. What changes is what I wear over them.
I do 3 and 7 unless it's very cold, then I'll wear a shirt and maybe some gym shorts. Idk how I became a sock sleeper, for so long I hated the feeling of socks on me while I slept.
It misses at least 2 more. Full on sweater + sweater pants and my favorite on winter, sweater + shorts or underwear. You pull the blanket from the feet up so it is easier to regulate warmth than with pants and shirt for example.
i saw someone at a store once where thier running clothes and his "shorts" look more like underwear with the pouch option it was definitely showing the outline.
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There is another
That kind of shit will get you visited by three ghosts.
How hot are the ghosts?
Seeing that one of them is from the future, that one's probably really hot. Just not in the way you'd prefer....
not very, but one of them has pretty good booze I hear
honk shoo mimimi swag
Drip 🔥
That's technically 4, no?
4 + hat
Nevermind 4. I have concerns about 7.
That's more of an answering the door kind of outfit.
Have you never felt a ladies feet at night? Ice blocks.
No...
Same bro.
The ladies fear my nocturnal footsicles.
I like feet and ice. What's the issue?
Imagine this... It's -10C outside, 4am so the solar batteries have drained and the heating stopped an hour ago. The winter duvet is amazing, but the bathroom is a tiled floor. By the time you're done peeing, even the socks are starting to get cool. You rush back into bed, carefully not slashing the warm duvet with your diamond nipples.
Cold feet
I hate clothes but my autism variety is socks on always
My autism requires me to first get my shoes on in order to think straight.
But nothing feels better then slipping my socks off to be barefoot under a cool blanket and finnaly stop havjng to think.
My SO has very few boundaries, but... THE SOCKS STAY ON!!!
I'm cool with it.
it's a circulation issue.
Yep, my feet are usually cold
I currently have a torn toe nail and I'm terrified of turning over in my sleep and catching it on the sheet and tearing it further back so I'm currently sleeping like 7 for now. I despise it.
Straight up, what's with this dayshift post?
I'm out here doing my shift at the Ball Crushing Factory while they're over there sleeping!
I haven't slept at night since I was a wee lad!
Y'all sleep with clothes on?
I'm naked as we speak. 🥂
I often am when I'm on Lemmy.
Being naked is half the fun of being on Lemmy
Hello fellow #6.
Same I can't feel good wearing clothes to sleep especially a shirt
My Ex used to sleep wearing only an old shirt of mine. She's tiny, I'm huge, she wore it like a nightgown, one shoulder showing, hanging down to her knees.
And I loved her for it.
Kofi has clearly never had a girl sleep over at his place in nothing but one of his shirts.
Right? It's hands-down the sexiest one.
I often fall asleep fully clothed, sometimes because I'm in the van, it's winter and there's no heating.
Mostly because drugs
heating is expensive
Definitely more than drugs.
My dad went from #6 to #2 in just one easy house-fire.
Usually in fires clothes burn away and not into existence
I recall my friend's brother being proud that he carried his pregnant wife out of the house during the big Northridge earthquake here in Los Angeles, but he was Winnie the Poohing it with a #4, so immediately had his ego deflated.
He was correct and a house fire made him doubt himself?
He climbed out a window nekkid and had to hang out in a car until the neighbour brought something over he could wear.
As a former fireman, he shoulda known better ;-)
6 is the only way, sitting naked in a car or not. I will die on this hill
Looks like Xavier's making it around lemmy today, and is still watching yt ads
Literally the post above this one for me.
just had number 4 last two nights, highly recommended. this bear knows his shit.
Hi, Mr Duck!
I'm number 4 as we speak :p
#4 is underrated. I usually do #6 in summer and #4 in winter.
Who's the madman with just his socks on?
Socks? Like plural?
I only wear one sock, until it gets wet...
My feet get easily cold, alright?
I sleep with socks in winter and my gf fucken hated it for some reason. I had to get into bed and wait for the foot check before sneaking on my special sleeping socks.
Implying nobody sleeps with a shirt, pants, and socks.
The classic "can I crash on your couch" attire.
Secret 8th option to wear whatever you happen to be wearing at the time minus shoes, as i did for 22 years of my life
And there's my wife with the #1, but also a sweater. I don't know how she can feel that cold when she's that warm(I call her the furnace) and I can't even sleep under a blanket. Her body just wildly flings heat energy into the universe.
Patent that and start a business. She could be an entropy-ne'er.
I read this comment and it took me several minutes for it to process.
11/10 amazing pun
Being naked is the only right way to sleep. You can also wear socks if you extra kinky.
I'd have to, I have
badkinky circulation.How to tell someone has never had a woman sleep in their T-shirt as a nightie.
Xavier is everywhere and working hard.
When did he become Xavier? In my memories he was alwas named Pakalu Papito.
It's just some other account that stole the (probably already stolen) profile photo.
Missing option: onesie.
has... has no one ever heard of pajamas? 🤯
(sssh, nobody tell this sub about onesies)
Everything besides 3 and 6 is psychopath behavior. Number 7 is straight up "maybe just a little bit of eugenics is ok" territory.
Some of us have feet that are always cold ok
Right, and I'm not saying it should be illegal for you to pass on those genes, just maybe there should be a public list of 7s so the rest of us can make an informed decision about engaging with such degeneracy.
I actually knew #7. She said she found feet so weird she prefers having socks on at all times except in the shower. Otherwise than the socks she was ok sleeping naked IIRC so I remember it being 7, but could've been undies + 7, I don't really remember. I just found the socks part weird
#7, spread eagle, in case the monster wants a lick.
6 or 3, depending
7 Is wicked evil
This is sleeping on hard mode, when burglars break in, you have to fight them in naked with slippy socks
bear ass
I'm a 4
Tf is wrong with you? I thought I'm the only one
There’s dozens of us!!! I’m a four too. It’s the only way to sleep.
why is there only one variant with socks? Oo
So you can sleep with the homies without saying "no homo"
I dunno. You're probably safer making a habit of saying "no homo" as you settle in to spoon each night otherwise you're just one overly warm night away from desperately trying to get one of your boyfriends pregnant.
Yeah I'm out there doing 1 or 2 with socks or 7 depending on temperature, vibes, and partly if my wife is using the blanket that my nipple bars get caught in
All of these have the "plus socks" variation, even the one that already has socks. You can wear two pair if it's really cold and they're not tight
I'd like to propose 8 – my partner.
Two to three top layers. Panties and long pyjama pants. Two pairs of socks. We live in central Europe.
This! And it's a joke in the top comment, but some kind of nightcap actually helps for the really cold nights.
Oh, my childhood bedroom had awful insulation so I had to do that a decent chunk of the year.
Where's the 'naked except for a sombrero' option?
Goddammit! Always under-represented!
I don’t understand how fellow penis-havers can wear restrictive clothes at night. The sleep cycle gives you many erections per night. Like, if you wanna wear a cage and give someone the key if that’s what you’re into I get it but otherwise why hurt yourself like that?
Co-sleeping with your toddlers? Their tiny spider-hands are everywhere...
If your toddler's hands are giving you erections then maybe don't sleep with them?
Not sure if you're joking or serious: I didn't mean to imply that my toddler's hands are giving me erections, I was just saying that their hands being everywhere is a good enough reason to AT LEAST wear boxers... Preferably a dry suit...
Apologies, I was joking
Phew... 😬 At least I wasn't suggesting a wet suit in my reply. ;)
How can you pass the Gandhi purity test?
Where's the 2 but without the shirt?
...3? 🤨
Those are briefs, not shorts.
2 ain't shorts either. Those are boxer briefs. Both are underwear.
Well, still not quite the same, but not my preference either then.
I guess not 2. I love my comfy shorts and only those.
And 4 but with a blue t-shirt!
It will be 30 years in the future. The human behind Xavier would have died long ago. And that name and face will still be used...
Real OGs remember Pakalu Papito before Xavier stole their face
4 with socks ftw
4 socks ftw (feet and hands)
I do a six. Being in just my underwear without clothes on has never felt right under any circumstances.
For all the #7's out there
If you're a #7, you don't belong in society and I have no shame in admitting it. You're all sociopaths.
Normally 6, but if it gets really cold it's 4. That way my wife can actually see it's cold when I get out of bed.
Same. My wife always needs to have the bedroom window open (at least a little bit) for fresh air, no matter how cold it gets and my shoulders hurt pretty badly after a full night of cold air on my upper back. A t-shirt solves that.
I sleep in whatever I pass out in.
I do! My legs get hot damnit!
But the best is #1. Keeps you averagedly warm.
3 in the summer
2 in the winter
4 when I'm drunk
I’m a 3 all the time. Central Texas.
1+socks and a sweater. No matter how hot, I have to be fully dressed.
I'm 4+7 this time of the year. Soon, it will be 1+7.
#1 + #3, weird otherwise ... when it's really cold in the winter ill combine 1, 3 and 7.
HOLY SHIT OK!
Underwear presses on my tummy and makes me wanna pee. Haven't used underwear for 25 years.
The lack of bras is despicable!1
Who sleeps in a bra‽
Well me obviously
I'm a dude and my chest hurts thinking about this.
But why??
In retrospect; should not have said that I do. Do not want to discuss my sleepytime habit in a public space. 🙉
LOL respectable.
I usually go with the day shirt if it isn't dirty or sweaty.
#2 in summer.
#1 in winter I wear boxer briefs, long johns, sweat pants, a t-shirt and a sweatshirt, plus thick socks. I don't run the heater at night, since I'm going to be in bed under a couple of blankets. The house gets down around 45F to 50F some nights.
In fact, in winter, I wear boxer briefs and long johns, two pairs of socks, one normal and one thick, pretty much 24/7. What changes is what I wear over them.
Jamie Tartt in Ted Lasso is a Pooh Bear
The blue jeans and t-shirt are missing
1 or 2, if 2 I’m sleeping with shorter pants
Why is three the only one with briefs? Also who wears or sleeps in briefs?
Me. Idk if by briefs you mean tbe shorts or the undies but I sleep in the boxer shorts.
I do 3 and 7 unless it's very cold, then I'll wear a shirt and maybe some gym shorts. Idk how I became a sock sleeper, for so long I hated the feeling of socks on me while I slept.
What about number 2 but also with basketball shorts?
1 most of the year, 5 if it's summer, 3 if it's still over 90F in my bedroom (all time high was 105F) when I'm trying to sleep.
It misses at least 2 more. Full on sweater + sweater pants and my favorite on winter, sweater + shorts or underwear. You pull the blanket from the feet up so it is easier to regulate warmth than with pants and shirt for example.
i saw someone at a store once where thier running clothes and his "shorts" look more like underwear with the pouch option it was definitely showing the outline.
Something about the image looks weird and like it was made with AI
It probably would have taken less time to copy and paste images in paint than to write our a prompt for this.