What would be on a Lemmy Bingo Card?
It's come up a few times in comments recently and I finally got time to mock one up, but I don't have enough content to fill the boxes.
What are some staple lemmy experiences that could go on a bingo card?
Note: this is for fun. Let's have some positive vibes to go with the negative ones since Lemmy itself is a mixed bag.
Double edit: Apologizes was not spelled like that. This is it but I'm still open to suggestions and edits!
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This is really going to make it tough to win/lose bingo if all the boxes are opposites. Although I can see people being called both a tankie, not a tankie, a Zionist and not a Zionist all off two comments here, so I guess if it is "what they were called" vs what they are it could work.
I've been called a tankie, a lib and a zionist so they're certainly not mutually exclusive.
Exactly what a tankie and a zionist would say...
But not a lib, thank god.
Worse than the literal nazis those liberal scum!
I get called a western fascist for saying Ukraine is right to resist invasion, and I get called a Russian bot for calling out genuinely russophobic slurs.
It's the internet. There's only ever two sides.
Nah, because if you say the right combination of words, you'll instantly get a bingo for hitting all of them at once.
Sounds like something a zionist would say.
Same with "genocider" (I don't know what cider has to do with it, I no longer drink alcohol)
Nearly perfect, but missed "the world would be a utopia witout cars" & "suprise monster dongs"
Good call. I used the former to fix the dead link. As for the monster dongs, well. Possibly where they are in the table might be the surprise.
Just saw you captured the cars one. So, no notes this is perfect.
Yes, I await my imminent downvote brigading from the /fuckcars people eagerly, and with interest.
You've got to be able to laugh at yourself every now and then
I laughed when I saw fuckcars next to free parking
Edit: I read it wrong, it says free space, apparently monopoly lives rent free in my head
Excellent. Can "brings up love of trains in an unrelated conversation" have a separate space from "the world would be a utopia without cars"?
It's basically the same, but I really like trains and wanted an excuse to mention them.
Ah you're browsing Scaled on All feed? lol.
I think it just kinda seers into the brain vs the frequency of them. You get a few porn posts back to back and are thinking, she's kinda hot. Then boom, suprise monster dong snap tossed in the mix to throw you off.
🤣 I had a similar experience on Bluesky when I briefly tried it out with gay bears spread eagle showing up about half way down the Catch Up* feed if you ever had NSFW enabled.
I got 4 bingos here 😎
Nothing against corn and superbOwls trueky magnificent creatures
Those are some amazing suggestions, thank you.
Actual human responses, including real apologies at times when someone takes a comment the wrong way and then admits they did so. Never in all my years on the other platform did I see that happen.
That's true, it's encouraging to see and makes me more willing to apologize, too.
I’ve posted my share of bad takes, and ate my words and apologized. I’ve also seen quite a few others have similar bad times. But they’re temporary, we all grow, and we all improve from them.
It is I! I am the one appologicing!
I have both seen people admit mistakes and misunderstandings, and myself admitted them, multiple times on here. One such person I belatedly admitted was right on an argument did say what no does that on here, I must be a masterdebaitor. But I've seen it plenty albeit in a minority of circumstances.
@[email protected] is single-handedly carrying the thorn's usage on lemmy o7
It's hilarious how much hate the one person gets from doing something so trivial.
idk I just kinda disassociated for a while and then this list was here
I take exception to that programmer bullet! We always have reasonable conditionals for any and all jargon. There's actually an eponymous law about this, pointing out what happens when someone is wrong on the Internet. It's called Beckstrom's Law.
You called? 🐺 🍆 😏
Sub-thread of a conversation of something unrelated becomes an open source software recommendations mini thread.
I recommend Obsidian for keeping track of events like this 👍
Sketchy guy tells a one-sided story about how he got banned multiple times on Reddit.
Everyone in the comments showering him with love, trashing Reddit, and completely ignoring the huge red flag that there must be some fucking reason why that guy got banned multiple times.
Welcome to ![email protected].
Or we could have instead "someone giving reddit the benefit of the doubt on moderation."
Blaming something on capitalism.
Only a capitalist would include that as a bingo hit.
Someone's vibe-coded shovelware with an emoji-riddled README.
"shovelware" 👍
🚀🌝
Where are the owls? I don't see nearly enough owls on here. I get tons of bats and beans though.
[email protected]
Thank you kindly
Beans, deans, and corn things
Commenter Platform Bingo
I think it would be a fun browser plugin, to see what all servers have comment representation in a thread.
Could also be fun to have a Bingo card serve for a limited time (like, a week), and players have to draw examples from that time frame to complete their cards. The free space is always someone from .ml defending the CCP.
Can't we set something like this up rather easily? Just create a new group or something? We could submit and vote on bingo hit suggestions or something and do a new one every week or whatever. Would be fun.
I use Piefed bþw
Represent!
Fuck spez
Free space.
SDF is down.
The words “Slop” and “Fascist”. At least for the 2024+ edition.
Getting called a fascist will be the free space. Slop is one I didn't have, though, that's a good one.
UwU notices ur commenty-wommity
Owo the train is stucky wucky
It must because it's so big OwO
I may not know what it means but it is a nice break from people discussing war/politics so I welcome the sight.
Furries.
Something along the lines of “just came here from Reddit and this place sucks”
beanis
Beango
If it’s not called this then it doesn’t deserve our attention
Noted.
I love how the th symbol is on there when its like one guy thats doing it.
Be as well putting "saw SatansMaggotyCumFart"
Because I love and appreciate the thorn guy.
I actually saw a second person using it a few days ago, I was pretty surprised.
Drinking Game version, 5x5:
For a Homepage Feed of 25 take a shot if it has a post that is or with a comment that is:
Celebrates Major Disaster
Defends Attrocity (For Israel)
Defends Attrocity (For Tankies)
Uses Arch, btw
Cartoon Porn
Reddit Refugee
Obvious Votebotting
Porn old enough to be your Grandmother
Porn that looks young enough to be your granddaughter
Has a Hammer and Sickle community banner
Cantonese Username
Triggers a prompt offering to translate page from Deutch
FREE IF COMPLETES BINGO
French Prime Minister does thing everyone likes [for entirely wrong reasons]
Refinery/Warehouse explosion in Russia
Feed does NOT mention Maduro
"Why is USA Starving Cuba?!"
Kanji Username
Cuban "President" and his boss Castro host rally cheering for war with USA
Makes Trump look really good
Makes the DNC look really bad
The only dude here who doesn't hate Elon Musk
Out of season SPOOKY MEME
Appartment on a Pacific Coastline for less than the price of a reservation lobster dinner
Tech Article "What I learned after I used AI to [thing you shouldn't use AI for]"
Possible swap-outs:
Aljazeera Article
The Nazis are Back (again)
Makes China look really good
Reminds us how bad China is
New Movie Poster
B Movie Poster
Picard / Data / Geordi
Charlie Kirk X days without saying something racist
obligatory Every Day is Halloween.
gets scarier every day too
Argument over the value and objectivity of Lemmy.ml.
Community obsessed with trans and anime content/culture.
"Kirk leaned left at the end."
"Defederation" insisting on itself.
tankies/instance drama. an instance dying/shutdown.
"You got called a fascist" 🤣
Sandy photos, and photos of bats.
IDK about anyone else, but my bing card would have to have furryirl on pawb(dot)social. Something related to that. Don't see it often enough as I want on the all tab thing, but man do I love seeing the posts.
Pretending hamas is a noble resistance movement and not a disgusting band of bloodthirsty terrorists
That's gonna be hard to fit in a bingo square.