I'd argue they are closer to Kurita through a Clanner lense. Not sure who the Capellans (my faction) would be, they enjoy all of the worst traits of the Romulans and Cardassians but the Warrior Houses function a lot like the Clanner military does
The Sixth Sense and Big Walk. An open world exploration game where you and your friends see dead people and help them solve their problems so they can finally rest. Also,
::: spoiler Tap for spoiler
you’re dead too but you don’t know until you beat the game.
:::
Well I just finished binging a season of Ted Lasso and the last game I played was Balatro.
I don't believe it! After an abysmal first half, Richmond will be walking away with a win today, scoring 1,780,560 points in the final minute of the game! That secures their position and they'll be going on to play Man City in the next blind, where goalies will be debuffed!
There actually might be no war at all, because some things make warfare between these two species that much more difficult.
Behind the spoiler are details from Project Hail Mary, so if you're planning on reading/watching it yourself, best not to look there.
::: spoiler Spoilers
There is a massive difference between Earth's and Erid's atmosphere requiring so much preparation and war engineering from either party
That said, Rocky was able to make a sort of a spacesuit that worked extremely well, at least in the Hail Mary spaceship's atmosphere (which wasn't 1:1 earthlike, I believe)
That suit was made out of Xenonite, which is a substance Earth cannot compete with, probably making damn good armor
Earth has little to nothing to survive Eridian atmosphere in warfare circumstances: no material or tech that can be used for a spacesuit here, certainly not in the amounts for planetary combat, especially given the air supply that would be required
Either side's troops seem so fragile in the enemy condition and so unconquerable on their own turf.
Honestly, Earth and Erid could make formidable allies more than anything, because a war between the two would be very stalemate-y attrition-type deal.
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Or the entire Spire would be the story the uncles are telling Walt, from their perspective having experienced it in their younger days. Then Walt follows in their footsteps and after he completes the third run, they find The Heart hidden away in the barn cellar, instead of piles of cash, and they all go down to fight it but Jasmine comes to save them from certain death.
Then Walt's mother comes back with a CPS worker and they take him away, and arrest the uncles for child endangerment. Roll credits.
The God of Cookery and, uh, The Witcher. Hmm, well, the main character (in God of Cookery) does turn out to be an incarnated deity (the kitchen god), and that does track with stories about Geralt's exploits, so perhaps someone tried to hire him to go after Chow (instead of the assassin in the film?) and of course Geralt finds that there's no good reason and maybe even helps him, although Chow doesn't need the help (he gets plenty from his other new friends). Now I'm thinking about Geralt encountering the 18 Brass Monks of Shaolin Monastery trying to get Chow out so he can get to the cooking competition on time lol. I guess the best way to explain how Geralt ended up in 1990's Hong Kong is teleportation accident.
Alternatively, Chow in the world of the Witcher... I don't think that would be quite as entertaining. I would prefer to put Geralt in the world of The God of Cookery.
Rouge Trader von Volancius returning back in time over and over again to the same dining hall to pick a team that can stop a sentient AI from emerging and enslaving Humankind Empire in virtual reality.
Actually, this looks like a valid Warhammer 40k plot.
Project Zomboid and The Long Walk. I feel like the crossover would be pretty seamless. The contest could be played, the movie could be re-enacted on a multiplayer server, with a couple of mods that already exist currently.
Oooh, Hadestown and BG3! It would be so good! Like AC Odyssey but with more focus on the Gods and less on the wars, with more DND mechanics. I’m so down for that.
Fellowship of the Ring and Cyberpunk 2077. I think Saruman and his industrialization of the Forest of Fangorn could make for some nice tie-ins to cyberpunk's story.
Great, now the bacteria monsters have revealed that they actually have a generational vendetta against the still lives, and neither side remembers how to not commit war crimes.
I am caught in the middle, trying to uncover a conspiracy my parents were involved in, except my APC never fricking arrives because the world keeps expanding, and the road signs are nonsense.
At least I get cool medieval weaponry to defend myself with and a drone buddy to keep me company as I keep driving down these yellow wallpapered highways under a Red Sun.
What a great question. Lastly movie i watched was Tolkien - a biopic focusing on his experience as an orphan, his schooling, his university, and his experience in the battle of the somme.
Last video game I played was The Life and Suffering of Prince Jerian, a text-based choose-your-own-adventure RPG chronicling the course of a character's life.
They work together very well. It would be a choose-your-own-adventure as Tolkien.
Spider-Man and Greg Tech New Horizons. Peter has to spend hundreds of hours mining resources and elaborate yak shaving in order to set up the processing chains necessary for his web fluid.
The Odyssey and Space Station 14 would be a hell of a mix.
I suppose turn space into ocean and spaceships into boats, and the space station everyone's working on (or working against) is just a small city or something
Reworking all the guns into bows and arrows and such would be a lot of work but doable
amusingly there's a new medeival fantasy fork of ss14 that's been getting a lot of attention, could probably just fork that and tweak it to be ancient Greek vibes
Death of Robin Hood and Like a Dragon: Infinite Wealth.
If they would be more honest with how many people Kiryu would have killed thus far in reality, it honestly wouldn't be too far out there of a crossover.
Minecraft and... Im not even sure what the last movie I watched was.. I think either the minecraft movie (ironically) or the green book. Im going with the green book cause that's infinitely funnier
Im imagining a villager pianist going down though the overworld playing, and seeing all the other villagers in trading halls or iron farms etc.
Elden Ring and "Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are dead". That's... interesting. Elden Ring is very self serious, so I don't know what happens when you add in semi self aware satire.
2001: A Space Odyssey and HITMAN: World of Assassination. Well HITMAN already has a 2001 reference so I suppose it only makes sense, but I guess ICA contracts in outer space? Might be pretty interesting, or might be Moonraker: The Game/Movie depending on how they handle it. I’d definitely play/watch it though.
The Wizard's away team murdering their way through an island populated with speaking animals in support of rebels trying to throw off the yoke of the polar bear cartel.
Demon Slayer: Infinity Castle and Moonlighter. That would actually be pretty dope. Just diving into endless castle dungeons killing demons, and then selling their drops in your quaint little merchant shop.
Genshin x Odyssey... I was about to write would be fun seeing someone trying to get home while facing the gods of Tyevat... Than I remembered: 'hey, that's just the plot of Genshin!' I guess I wouldn't mind pulling for Odysrus as special 5 star.
In this crossover you will play as Katherine Lester, who is pestered by an unending army of in-laws. She defends herself with poisonous mushrooms, a fireplace poke, a shotgun to shoot the horses and a pillow to smother the children with. Health can be regenerated by hopping in bed with workman Sebastian, but he's not easy to find.
Jackie Chan and Owen Wilson stranded on a remote island after their plane crashes, they must climb above the rising fog to signal to rescuers. Many hijinks, maybe some kung fu against skeletons, Owen saying "wow" while tripping on shrooms, fun for the whole PG13 family.
Grim Dawn x The Odyssey. Honestly aside from the addition of guns in ancient Greece times and the Gods is basically magic usage, it would probably not be too odd. I'd play it
That actually would be interesting. It sounds like a potential Squirrel with a gun 2 lmao A squirrel attacking a ghost village who stole its acorn or something
Get Him To The Greek and Sonic The Hedgehog 3 + Sonic & Knuckles...
Racing through London, New York, Vegas, and LA levels in 2D as the rounder version of Jonah Hill who can somehow Spindash while Russell Brand keeps getting in your way, much like the cpu-controlled tails always does anyway. Lots of drug-based powerups that wear off after throwing up on yourself. Also picturing P-diddy as Dr. Robotnik for some reason. What a weird fucking movie. Had never seen it and was blown away when I realized it was essentially the sequel to Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
Stanley Parable Ultra Deluxe Edition and Backrooms. The universe basically writes itself as the settings are so similar. Might be a bit of a struggle to get the tone right!
"7 Days To Die" in the world of "Avatar: The Way of Water" would probably be a pretty good mix. Not sure, how feasible it is to create Pandora POIs with the voxel system - but I would like to see them genuinely try.
Uhhh splatoon raiders and Imagine Me and You (a lesbian romcom)… Lena Heady grabs a Squiffer and starts taking out hordes of salmonids? Yeah, I’d watch it.
Or maybe a lesbian romcom between agent 3 and the mechanic in London. Also pretty fantastic.
The last game I played was FrostPunk and last movie I watched was Frozen… so probably about the same except the FP folks would start singing tunes or the Frozen peasants would be much darker.
Project Hail Mary, and Iron Nest.. My gigantic artillery platform is now in space, being used to fire canisters of Taumoeba at the stars. Dieselpunk Kerbal Space Program, flinging artillery shells the size of small cars to save the galaxy.
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I can't remember the last movie I watched, so I'm going with Peacemaker, and Fallout 4.
Totally doable with mods.
EDIT: No big surprise, I guess:
Odyssey and AC: Odyssey?
So lots of hanging out with Aristotle at his gym.
Shutter Island and Stardew Valley... oh god
That actually sounds like an interesting combination
Oh wow!!
It would be Alien Nation and Cyberpunk 2077.
Which would mean the world is probably just be Cyberpunk 2077/Grand Theft Auto in the future.
Also Keanu Reeves would be a Rockstar Eco Terrorist, who played a mean guitar!
Star Trek and Crusader Kings, so I just reinvented Battletech but with Klingons
Pretty sure the Klingons fill the role of the Clans fairly well.
I'd argue they are closer to Kurita through a Clanner lense. Not sure who the Capellans (my faction) would be, they enjoy all of the worst traits of the Romulans and Cardassians but the Warrior Houses function a lot like the Clanner military does
Bloodborne and Idiocracy which is kind of cursed.
The Sixth Sense and Big Walk. An open world exploration game where you and your friends see dead people and help them solve their problems so they can finally rest. Also,
::: spoiler Tap for spoiler you’re dead too but you don’t know until you beat the game. :::
The Jay & Silent Bob Metroidvania!
I would play that.
Project hail Mary and Factorio.
I feel like it would just be more factorio (space age)...
That's just factorio with extra steps
The Matrix and Shogun Showdown. The Matrix universe but set in the Edo period of Japan with samurai and shit? Sign me up
Well I just finished binging a season of Ted Lasso and the last game I played was Balatro.
For me it was Balatro and no country for old men lol
Baldur's Odyssey.
I would absolutely watch Leslie Neislon in monster hunter
Project Hail Mary and Halo: Campaign Evolved. So, uh, just Halo I guess, only replace the grunts with Rocky.
There actually might be no war at all, because some things make warfare between these two species that much more difficult.
Behind the spoiler are details from Project Hail Mary, so if you're planning on reading/watching it yourself, best not to look there.
::: spoiler Spoilers
Either side's troops seem so fragile in the enemy condition and so unconquerable on their own turf.
Honestly, Earth and Erid could make formidable allies more than anything, because a war between the two would be very stalemate-y attrition-type deal. :::
Grunts breathe METHANE, that's why they wear the masks and backpacks... and explode if you shoot them in the right spot.
I was thinking of the pressure difference and a spacesuit that allowed enough dexterity to do combat.
And again, with Xenonite, shooting it even in the right spot is kinda too tricky for the terrans.
Oh no not Rocky :( I’m still amazed they managed to make a headcrab made of stone endearing.
Who would want to shoot rocky
Factorio and Project Hail Mary.
...and that's how the Factorio expansion "Space Age" was born.
Slay the Spire and Secondhand Lions.
Oddly sensical. Obviously it'd just be Walt (and maybe Jasmine) navigating a horrible gauntlet of traps set by the Uncles to win their heart.
Or the entire Spire would be the story the uncles are telling Walt, from their perspective having experienced it in their younger days. Then Walt follows in their footsteps and after he completes the third run, they find The Heart hidden away in the barn cellar, instead of piles of cash, and they all go down to fight it but Jasmine comes to save them from certain death.
Then Walt's mother comes back with a CPS worker and they take him away, and arrest the uncles for child endangerment. Roll credits.
Really really sad and gay (I Saw The TV Glow + Final Fantasy 14)
Movie: project Hail Mary. Game: Mina the Hollower.
Result: IDK
Donnie Darko and Final Fantasy 14. The Shadowbringers expansion would kind of fit the mood.
That might be quite a mix, as someone who has seen Donnie Darko and is a huge fan of it.
Legally Blonde 2 and Space Engineers sooo... Legally Blonde Space Engineers?
Not really sure how to add legal battles to a space sandbox though.
Structurally blonde?
It feels like a round on Space Station 13
The God of Cookery and, uh, The Witcher. Hmm, well, the main character (in God of Cookery) does turn out to be an incarnated deity (the kitchen god), and that does track with stories about Geralt's exploits, so perhaps someone tried to hire him to go after Chow (instead of the assassin in the film?) and of course Geralt finds that there's no good reason and maybe even helps him, although Chow doesn't need the help (he gets plenty from his other new friends). Now I'm thinking about Geralt encountering the 18 Brass Monks of Shaolin Monastery trying to get Chow out so he can get to the cooking competition on time lol. I guess the best way to explain how Geralt ended up in 1990's Hong Kong is teleportation accident.
Alternatively, Chow in the world of the Witcher... I don't think that would be quite as entertaining. I would prefer to put Geralt in the world of The God of Cookery.
You've seen The God Of Cookery too?! I laughed so hard at that one...
I love that film so much. It kills me every time XD
Hamtaro: Ham-Ham Heartbreak and...Conquest (1983)
i dont even want to think about what that would look like 😂
Balatro and the odyssey
Might make some interesting jokers
The Man From Nowhere + Slime Rancher...so seedy underworld trafficking anthropomorphic slimes?
Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure and Deltarune.
Hmmm... that would be a most triumphant idea.
50 people play non-stop killer sudoku. Three mistakes gets you shot. The last person still playing gets a gajillion dollars and one wish.
Watchmen x Splatoon is a very uhh interesting combination
That might be... interesting. See some Inklings and Octolings meeting Dr. Manhattan.
Adrián is gonna lose his mind at all the squids
Tom Clancy's: Your Name
An coming of age action story about a CIA double agent from the jungle trying to prevent the end of the world in the body of a teenage shrine maiden.
Project Hail Mass Effect. Very spacy, lots of aliens.
Dark Souls III x Stargate
Spiderman and walkabout mini golf.
... I feel like the punisher's fort, house, thing would be an entertaining course.
Rouge Trader von Volancius returning back in time over and over again to the same dining hall to pick a team that can stop a sentient AI from emerging and enslaving Humankind Empire in virtual reality.
Actually, this looks like a valid Warhammer 40k plot.
So the movie you got was Good Luck, Have Fun, Don't Die. Ha ha...
You got it!
Uhh Hornet is only allowed to have sex once per year???
Denzel Washington from The Equalizer would be absolutely kicking ass in an Asphalt Legends-type driving game. I could handle that!
Another Door and Tron (1982)
Project Zomboid and The Long Walk. I feel like the crossover would be pretty seamless. The contest could be played, the movie could be re-enacted on a multiplayer server, with a couple of mods that already exist currently.
The carpenter's son (don't waste your time) and Factorio (do waste your life). I honestly can't think how to combine both of those.
The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai across Outer Worlds. I'd buy that for a dollar.
Truly, it sounds goofier than the sum of its parts.
Kimmy Schmidt in Cyberpunk 2077. Pretty flipping cool.
Sorry its called Unbreakable. And Titus Andromedas would fit right in.
Oooh, Hadestown and BG3! It would be so good! Like AC Odyssey but with more focus on the Gods and less on the wars, with more DND mechanics. I’m so down for that.
Fellowship of the Ring and Cyberpunk 2077. I think Saruman and his industrialization of the Forest of Fangorn could make for some nice tie-ins to cyberpunk's story.
The odyssey and breath of the wild would go together so well!
Subnautica and Inception, underwater multiplayer dreaming.
The smash bros cast is gonna have an orgy.
Was the movie sausage party?
The Invite (2026).
::: spoiler spoiler There's not actually an orgy. :::
Haven't watched a movie in a while, but the last show I watched was Star Trek: DS9...
...and the I love the prospect of a DS9 crossover with Animal Crossing like Damar loves day drinking.
Backrooms and Hell is Us.
Great, now the bacteria monsters have revealed that they actually have a generational vendetta against the still lives, and neither side remembers how to not commit war crimes.
I am caught in the middle, trying to uncover a conspiracy my parents were involved in, except my APC never fricking arrives because the world keeps expanding, and the road signs are nonsense.
At least I get cool medieval weaponry to defend myself with and a drone buddy to keep me company as I keep driving down these yellow wallpapered highways under a Red Sun.
You're gonna be running down liminal hallways chased by an ANGRY RED CONE.
Odyssey and backgammon? Could happen.
Minecraft and event horizon.
Not sure how anyone could pull that off.
"The devil himself is aboard the ship!"
"Quick, block off the airlock and the corridor to the bridge with this 64 tons of cobblestone I have in my pocket!"
"It's too late... we're all dead"
"What... I'm alive again. Wait, where's all my stuff?"
Well, there'd be two of these:
And a blue fish.
It's not a Dr. Seuss reference. 😅
Obsession and Balders Gate 3
I guess some more curses and demonic like storylines lol
What a great question. Lastly movie i watched was Tolkien - a biopic focusing on his experience as an orphan, his schooling, his university, and his experience in the battle of the somme.
Last video game I played was The Life and Suffering of Prince Jerian, a text-based choose-your-own-adventure RPG chronicling the course of a character's life.
They work together very well. It would be a choose-your-own-adventure as Tolkien.
The Stanley Parable: Ultra Deluxe and The French Dispatch.
God, what an insufferably exquisite thing that would be.
Terminator 2 and Baldurs Gate 3.
A three act story where you jump forward or back in time could be interesting.
Though I'm not sure how much Terminators add to a D&D setting when there are already dopplegangers.
"Give me you jacket, and your motorcycle"
rolls for charisma check
Jackass and Merge Mansion
Would be a weird ass combo
"I'm Maddie and this is the Merging Stunt!" /j
Death Stranding 2 and Alien?
Not actually all that bizarre, I think
Odyssey and Xenoblade Chronicles 2. Could definitely see Odysseus stumbling across a titan and travelling to Elysium.
Disclosure Day would end with them revealing RoboCop
Straight Outta Compton and Cyberpunk2077
So basically rap in cyberpunk? This prolly exists in the base game already
Castle in the Sky and League of Legends. A battle arena in the sky?
Three billboards outside Billings, Montanna, and Mecca Chameleon.
There's a buncha little guys camouflaged on those billboards!
A Dune mod for Minecraft would actually be kinda sick. Riding a giant sand worm thru a desert? Yes please.
Kungfu panda and planescape: torment.
Should be interesting
Empire Strikes Back × Cyberpunk 2077
Honestly just another Tuesday in the seedier parts of the Star Wars galaxy.
Oh lol, that would be Timberborn and the Minecraft Movie. Good fit!
Spider-Man and Greg Tech New Horizons. Peter has to spend hundreds of hours mining resources and elaborate yak shaving in order to set up the processing chains necessary for his web fluid.
The Punisher and Palworld 😂
Obsession and Factorio.
"I wish that Rat loved me more than any game in the world." And it has no effect because I'd already give up my life or kill for this game.
Wake up Dead Man and Grim Dawn. A murder mystery in the world of Grim Dawn would be pretty fun. I'd watch it.
Instead of sailing around everywhere, Odysseus would be putting years’ worth of library books back on shelves.
Street Fighter the Movie and Wuthering Waves
I could totally see Raul Julia's M. Bison as a fun Nightmare Echo fight lmao
The Odyssey and Space Station 14 would be a hell of a mix.
I suppose turn space into ocean and spaceships into boats, and the space station everyone's working on (or working against) is just a small city or something
Reworking all the guns into bows and arrows and such would be a lot of work but doable
amusingly there's a new medeival fantasy fork of ss14 that's been getting a lot of attention, could probably just fork that and tweak it to be ancient Greek vibes
The wicker man (old one), and Heroes of Might and Magic Olden Era... 🤔
Spider-Man Brand New Day and Batman: Arkham City
Pretty much a crossover comic event.
Brand new day and doom (2016) Spider-man and doom guy just destroying demons.
I'd pay to play or watch that.
Racing with element bending.... seems sick
Honestly, a crossover between Project: Hail Mary and X4: Foundations would be rad!
Black Flag Resynced is pretty much the same except that one of the islands has a bunch of dinosaurs on it now.
The Odyssey and Palworld 🤣
the odyssey and pacman
:)
Monster hunter & the backrooms
Sounds terrifying if done right
Hadestown: the Movie and gta online, hmmm...
Dota 2 and masters of the universe. He-Man is probably Russian and will either absolutely carry us or feed the enemy team beyond belief.
Death of Robin Hood and Like a Dragon: Infinite Wealth.
If they would be more honest with how many people Kiryu would have killed thus far in reality, it honestly wouldn't be too far out there of a crossover.
Helldivers 2 and Speed.
"If this Supply FRV goes under 50 kph it explodes!"
Literally happened last night!
Battlefield 6 and obsession. I have no idea what that would look like.
Otherwise Diablo 4 and Spiderman. Oh I know what that looks like. Marvel ultimate alliance
Minecraft and... Im not even sure what the last movie I watched was.. I think either the minecraft movie (ironically) or the green book. Im going with the green book cause that's infinitely funnier
Im imagining a villager pianist going down though the overworld playing, and seeing all the other villagers in trading halls or iron farms etc.
Disney's The Sword in the Stone and Battlefield 6. Arthur gained x-caliber shotgun or something?
That might be... interesting.
Total War: Beastmaster.
I like it.
The Odyssey and Escape Simulator 2.
If you think about it, the cyclops cave was kind of an escape room anyway.
Nacho Libre and Cities Skylines… I can’t even imagine this one
Hail Mary-Chess ??
Pluto Nash, Plants vs Zombies. I don't know what to make out of that.
Cyberpunk V. Trolljægeren kind of slaps tho
Elden Ring and "Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are dead". That's... interesting. Elden Ring is very self serious, so I don't know what happens when you add in semi self aware satire.
2001: A Space Odyssey and HITMAN: World of Assassination. Well HITMAN already has a 2001 reference so I suppose it only makes sense, but I guess ICA contracts in outer space? Might be pretty interesting, or might be Moonraker: The Game/Movie depending on how they handle it. I’d definitely play/watch it though.
Dr. No + Restory, that would be seriously weird
Poker with special jokers and special forces snipers.
The Inbetweeners and Factorio. Hmm
The Wizard's away team murdering their way through an island populated with speaking animals in support of rebels trying to throw off the yoke of the polar bear cartel.
What in the world did that come from? (I assume the movie in this case is Wicked?)
Rainbow Six: Wildlands and Wicked (for good). Good guess!
Cyrano de Bergerac slays the spire
Mario Galaxy Movie and Crimson Desert...
That's gonna be absolute garbage, IMO 🤣
A roguelike(pixel dungeon) House of Dragons.
Can't recall the precise last movie I watched...
Kratos and the One Wish Willow
FFVI and Nancy Drew, Detective? I don’t think 1938 Nancy would be very fond of the FFVI world.
Debbie Does Call of Duty
Well I watched the Uncharted movie, which was better than expected, and played some Uncharted 3. So my answer is possibly very deformed.
13 going on 30 and Caves of Qud
Mutated humans living as their future selves battling NYC magazine execs.
Paw patrol shooter. Not bad i guess
A whodunnit in Sandustry?
Palworld and Thunderbolts* *new avengers.
Completely possible for this losers team to finish on the Palpagos islands, you know with sentry involved...
Hmm, Seventh Son and Noita... There's some potential interesting inspiration there.
The Farmer was Replaced + Obsession
Lots of "why doesn't that work? Why does that work" with jump scares of a wish gone bad*
::: spoiler bad*
Can you even say "gone bad" here? There was literally no good outcome with that wish :::
Demon Slayer: Infinity Castle and Moonlighter. That would actually be pretty dope. Just diving into endless castle dungeons killing demons, and then selling their drops in your quaint little merchant shop.
Genshin x Odyssey... I was about to write would be fun seeing someone trying to get home while facing the gods of Tyevat... Than I remembered: 'hey, that's just the plot of Genshin!' I guess I wouldn't mind pulling for Odysrus as special 5 star.
Tetris and some Austrian Heimatfilm? Good luck creating crossover of that!
Obsession and Vintage Story
Basically just a minecraft horror mod but in vs i guess
Hook and Vintage Story. I think I just killed the Lost Boys with Eldridge Horrors beyond comprehension, accidentally.
Valheim and Odyssey - I'm actually more or less recreating the "OH SHIT RUN FOR THE BOATS" scene every time I go aground in the plains.
Japanese eccentric black humor pinky exploitation card game. I bet it already exists.
Movie: Lady Macbeth
Game: Vampire survivors
In this crossover you will play as Katherine Lester, who is pestered by an unending army of in-laws. She defends herself with poisonous mushrooms, a fireplace poke, a shotgun to shoot the horses and a pillow to smother the children with. Health can be regenerated by hopping in bed with workman Sebastian, but he's not easy to find.
Burglin Gnomes and Tomb Raider (2001) may have some valid crossover and the gnomes would be greatlt improved by huge conical boobs
Jackie Chan and Owen Wilson stranded on a remote island after their plane crashes, they must climb above the rising fog to signal to rescuers. Many hijinks, maybe some kung fu against skeletons, Owen saying "wow" while tripping on shrooms, fun for the whole PG13 family.
Minecraft with Leslie nielsen would be rather funny. Just an idea ripe for comedy I would think
Grim Dawn x The Odyssey. Honestly aside from the addition of guns in ancient Greece times and the Gods is basically magic usage, it would probably not be too odd. I'd play it
Odyssey x Shattered Pixel Dungeon
Lowkey, that would actually be a sick game, Greek flavored pixel dungeon.
squirrel with a gun x The Mist crossover.
That actually would be interesting. It sounds like a potential Squirrel with a gun 2 lmao A squirrel attacking a ghost village who stole its acorn or something
Get Him To The Greek and Sonic The Hedgehog 3 + Sonic & Knuckles...
Racing through London, New York, Vegas, and LA levels in 2D as the rounder version of Jonah Hill who can somehow Spindash while Russell Brand keeps getting in your way, much like the cpu-controlled tails always does anyway. Lots of drug-based powerups that wear off after throwing up on yourself. Also picturing P-diddy as Dr. Robotnik for some reason. What a weird fucking movie. Had never seen it and was blown away when I realized it was essentially the sequel to Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
Stanley Parable Ultra Deluxe Edition and Backrooms. The universe basically writes itself as the settings are so similar. Might be a bit of a struggle to get the tone right!
"7 Days To Die" in the world of "Avatar: The Way of Water" would probably be a pretty good mix. Not sure, how feasible it is to create Pandora POIs with the voxel system - but I would like to see them genuinely try.
Spiderman BND + nonogram 🤷♂️
The Odyssey + Metroid Prime 4. Something like Turok except with mythological beasts, magic, and space stuff?
EA Sports PGA Tour 23' and He-Man, lol. So something like Mario Golf?
Uhhh splatoon raiders and Imagine Me and You (a lesbian romcom)… Lena Heady grabs a Squiffer and starts taking out hordes of salmonids? Yeah, I’d watch it.
Or maybe a lesbian romcom between agent 3 and the mechanic in London. Also pretty fantastic.
The last game I played was FrostPunk and last movie I watched was Frozen… so probably about the same except the FP folks would start singing tunes or the Frozen peasants would be much darker.
Duke nukem side scroller and paw patrol mighty.
Project Hail Mary, and Iron Nest.. My gigantic artillery platform is now in space, being used to fire canisters of Taumoeba at the stars. Dieselpunk Kerbal Space Program, flinging artillery shells the size of small cars to save the galaxy.
Spiderman and Pokemon go? I choose you, Ariados!
Avatar Aang: The Last Airbender + World of Warcraft
I could get on board with this.