That said, for my mom I'm guessing it would be "Caesar took too long to get help" which is less a stripper name than the plot of a postmodern play about the slow collapse of the roman empire
I accept this defeat knowing the victor has truly earned it. Iv went plausible as a sentence but I cannot beat a slant rhyme with Cesar Chavez. OH GOD THIS IS WHAT GETTING OLD FEELS LIKE
If its cold you might have to mix in some liquid to the hummus to alter the consistency, but it makes a pretty good dressing. My go-tos are water and/or oat milk, but I assume there are plenty other liquids that could work and would taste good
At least yours has costume potential eg: sexy cowboy/girl, furry buffalo head with a bikini that has joy sticks on the boobs and gaming console buttons on the briefs, sports jersey two piece miniskirt and croptop, etc.
I'm stuck with the horror show that is Fish Sauce Autism, lmao, nobody wants that.
This reminds me of the time when we had to write speeches in French class about the most daring thing we've ever done in our lives. A gay friend of mine wrote about when he came out to his parents.
My Palestinian friend was furious! Not in a homophobic way, of course. But because he had to follow our gay friend's speech and there was NO WAY his speech was gonna top that. He said, "OF COURSE everyone is gonna be moved by a story like that! Nobody is gonna care about how I had to sacrifice my pet goat as a child! They'll just think my culture is barbaric!"
I suggested to him to make a story up about how he came out to his parents of being Jewish, which he thought was hilarious. Anyway we all got a good laugh, and he looked nervous to go up in front of the class. Oh and his speech was trash.
My wife and I have used it for years to make a faux taco salad with sundries like pintos, corn, tomatoes black olives taco meat and a few Fritos sprinkled about. Tasty and simple!
What the fuck disappoints my parents? They’ve literally been the most accepting I can expect of parents. No kids? Parents: Okay. No…? Parents: Okay. Too little…? Maybe?
I've never encountered this. Wikipedia only mentions sugar under "varieties: US", so you should be good if you want to claim the international version.
US companies put sugar or a substitute in everything. They are even deceptive about it. They will use tactics like multiple types of sweeting ingredients to make the percentage of each lower than the main ingredient. The craziest examples are found in the jelly/jam section. You might have 5 types of sugar to manipulate fruit as having the most volume. And if you want something less sweet, good luck because when it says low sugar or no sugar added, what it really means is they used a chemical substitute.
Bleu Cheese Enby - why couldn't I just be a boy?! 🤷🏻♀️ And I'm dating Mixed Berry (Vinegrette) Queer - sounds like the start of a good charcuterie board.
"Italian Autism" sounds more like a Ferrari fan blog though
Hell yeah, I went with Oiltism.
Disappointment gang gang
Blue cheese not bigoted
My fav kind of blue cheese 😍
Hi (are we related?) I'm blue cheese atheist!
Blue cheese liberal is mine hahahah
At least it doesn't sound gross? Sorry [email protected]
Ranch Transgender will be the name of my T4T cowboy resort.
Holy fuck, me too! Meet in the barn after horse-work or whatever? :3
Just call me Buttermilk Transgirl.
I don't have cowboy boots, but I've got a nice pair of thorogoods! So... Yee haw?
🤠🤠🤠
Vinaigrette Dropout.
I'm Vinegarette No Children.
Greek Queer
Well now I want a Greek queerus – a Greek chorus but like extremely gay.
Caesar Gay
“Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your rears!”
This is definitely the name that would be the most successful for an actual stripper
Gay Caesar is an awesome name!
Ranch Born Female
That sounds cursed as fuck, also fuck your parents.
No, don't
Different from a free range one?
Balsamic Tranny
Mine is Balsamic Childfree.
This stage is only big enough for one of us, BT!
Miso Fat...
That works way better than it should
sigh Russian alcoholic.
Oilanvinegar Blackwife
French poverty
Great band name.
Italian Existing
Hey! Same, same!
Ceasar trans. Yeah I could strip under that name
That said, for my mom I'm guessing it would be "Caesar took too long to get help" which is less a stripper name than the plot of a postmodern play about the slow collapse of the roman empire
french trans
🇨🇵allons-y! et puis, je suis lesbienne!🏳️⚧️
I think you got the order wrong. It's first salad dressing, "trans", then biggest disappointment, "fr*nch".
Balsamic Atheist
There are at least a dozen of us!!
Yeah Goddess Trans is pretty intuitive.
Sesame oil female
Vodka, and Vodka
My wife got French polyamory. Like there's any other way.
French polyamory sounds like it's like regular polyamory but with more cigarettes
More cigarettes, more arson, more unionization.
It's a blast
a bicycle, baguette's and wine ? i am soooo there
Caesar has no children
I went with Cesar Childless 🤣
I accept this defeat knowing the victor has truly earned it. Iv went plausible as a sentence but I cannot beat a slant rhyme with Cesar Chavez. OH GOD THIS IS WHAT GETTING OLD FEELS LIKE
Spicy Ranch Obesity
Onion Vinaigrette No Contact
Fish Sauce Autism
My full name would be Vegan Fish Sauce Autism but alas, it's not quite as catchy.
I'm naming my next band this.
What genre will it be?
May I switch it?
Childless honey-mustard
Heeey, same team (☞ ಠ_ಠ)☞
caesar everything
Ranch Everything
Lemon juice hostility
Honey mustard unemployed...
I don't think I'd be getting many tips...
Honey mustard abortion
This feels like a weird kink I’ve never heard of before
The only appetiser at the Punk dive bar.
Thousand Island Why did you stay with an emotionally abusive woman long enough to have two kids
Caesar Not Doctor
And now ladies, a grand applause fooooor
Ranchy Fatman!
That one works for mechanic, but for a stripper?
Ranch Liberal. Lol wat.
Vanilla idiot
If you're putting vanilla based anything on a salad you need professional help
I bet the stuff you get right out of the pods is amazing. That stuff is very light and easy to eat. I agree with doing that with extract though.
I think I might be…Vinegar Homo
Hummus Empathy
I never though of hummus as a salad dressing, but it seems like a genius idea!
If its cold you might have to mix in some liquid to the hummus to alter the consistency, but it makes a pretty good dressing. My go-tos are water and/or oat milk, but I assume there are plenty other liquids that could work and would taste good
Italian Leftie. Is this supposed to be a name or a description?
What a sinister name
Salt and pepper neurodivergence
Bleu Cheese Me
If you insist.
Balsamic Transgender
My sibling!
Ranch Pagan.
That's actually a pretty convincing one...
Thousand Island Moved Away
Abbreviated Tima, pronounced
Cesar gay
Blue Cheese No Kids?
Huh well ok then. (Guessing on the disappointment. They've been dead for twenty five years)
Balsamic vinegar no kids.
Buffalo gamer - ok anyone into that?
At least yours has costume potential eg: sexy cowboy/girl, furry buffalo head with a bikini that has joy sticks on the boobs and gaming console buttons on the briefs, sports jersey two piece miniskirt and croptop, etc.
I'm stuck with the horror show that is Fish Sauce Autism, lmao, nobody wants that.
Red Wine Vinagrette My Existence.
Poppy Seed Boundaries
Oil & Vinegar Quitter
Thousand Island Overbearing Mother
Italian Bad Decisions
Miracle whip Epstein list. Mine is kinda long
Wait, wut?
Yeah I like miracle whip as a salad topping. A lot of people have a problem with that lol
Lol, why are they disappointed in you about the epstein list?
Never mind that! He likes miracle whip!
One question per person.
Lmao. Accusation it is. You're in the epstein's files., defend yourself.
Pistols at dawn? We’ll meet at Epstein island. I know a
guy who can fly us there.a plane thats not being used.Russian poverty
Ranch Autonomy.
That's not a very good stripper name.
But then again, I'm not a very good stripper. I can barely take paint off of anything.
This reminds me of the time when we had to write speeches in French class about the most daring thing we've ever done in our lives. A gay friend of mine wrote about when he came out to his parents.
My Palestinian friend was furious! Not in a homophobic way, of course. But because he had to follow our gay friend's speech and there was NO WAY his speech was gonna top that. He said, "OF COURSE everyone is gonna be moved by a story like that! Nobody is gonna care about how I had to sacrifice my pet goat as a child! They'll just think my culture is barbaric!"
I suggested to him to make a story up about how he came out to his parents of being Jewish, which he thought was hilarious. Anyway we all got a good laugh, and he looked nervous to go up in front of the class. Oh and his speech was trash.
Balsamic Leftist
Twinsies!
Buttermilk ranch lack of drive that’s actually undiagnosed adhd? Bit of a mouthful, just like these dicks!
Honey Mustard Doesn’t Call.
It’s not that I don’t want to, I just have a hard time finding the energy and motivation.
Hmmmm…. I think there’s potential in the name Thousand Island Felon
French Atheist. Ce n'est pas un Dieu bon. Or something, I don't speak French.
Lemony Vegan
Salt and pepper anarchist
Caesar Couldabeenbetter?
Ranch stoner
Balsamic addict
Caeser tomboy
Green Beefsteak Motivation
That works out a lot better than I thought it would, but it's probably a better drag name
Thousand Island Unlovability
Blue Cheese Career?
I don't think this naming scheme works very well.
Yeah, this isn't going to work for Blue Cheese Anger Issues either
Guess it depends what the career is¿
Vinegar no grankids?
Yuzu Weeb.
I bet yuzu is delicious on a salad.
Olive Oil close to death?
Greek dropout lol
vinagrette femboy? doesn't sound very tasty
French Stewart?
Yeah right, like I'm going to just give out my parents password on the Internet...
Italian everything!
Ginger didn’t marry that one nice girl who was abusive but they don’t know that.
Well, I'm proud of you for not marrying her. And ginger dressing is delicious
Dry Loser... yikes.
Caesar Distance
Poppyseed Completely-Unrealistic-Expectations
Greek atheist. Only my mom though, I couldn’t disappoint my dad if I tried, he’s very supportive.
Thousand Island Deadbeat, there's something there
Cool band name
Zesty Italian Body(?)
Kinda killing it with my choice of salad dressing. Not actually sure if there's a consistent answer for the second part for me.
Mayonnaise ecstasy
Oiltism
Caesar childless
Catalina FiestyBritches
Oh I forgot Catalina existed. That's going on the shopping list
My wife and I have used it for years to make a faux taco salad with sundries like pintos, corn, tomatoes black olives taco meat and a few Fritos sprinkled about. Tasty and simple!
Honey mustard unreliability
None peanut butter dog incident
I'll take things we say to strangers 😅
Balsamic Vinaigrette Not a Christian
thousand leftist
More often known as a union
Ceasar isolationist
Peppercorn sauce wreakhead
Blue cheese unmotivated
Thousand Island, don't even need the second part 😂
Does that mean you came out of the womb feet first?
Western…
What the fuck disappoints my parents? They’ve literally been the most accepting I can expect of parents. No kids? Parents: Okay. No…? Parents: Okay. Too little…? Maybe?
Sorry, kids… I am, again, not in pr0n.
Bacon Fat.
Goma Liberal
OilAndVinegar NotGay
that does not flow or sound sexy.
Did you mean Straight Vinaigrette?
No, absolutely not. Vinagarette contains sugar and that is gross.
I've never encountered this. Wikipedia only mentions sugar under "varieties: US", so you should be good if you want to claim the international version.
US companies put sugar or a substitute in everything. They are even deceptive about it. They will use tactics like multiple types of sweeting ingredients to make the percentage of each lower than the main ingredient. The craziest examples are found in the jelly/jam section. You might have 5 types of sugar to manipulate fruit as having the most volume. And if you want something less sweet, good luck because when it says low sugar or no sugar added, what it really means is they used a chemical substitute.
No salad emotionally disconnected
It doesn't have much of a ring to it unfortunately.
Bleu Cheese Enby - why couldn't I just be a boy?! 🤷🏻♀️ And I'm dating Mixed Berry (Vinegrette) Queer - sounds like the start of a good charcuterie board.
Ceasar childfree. Though really it is Caesar They don't know I have had a vasectomy.
It may be that way for me too. 😉🤷♂️
Vinaigrette apathy, pretty catchy!
Vinaigrette Broke
Caesar Potentia Irrita
italian centrist?!? smh
edit - oh i misread - italian poor
Greek vinaigrette woke Hmmm, maybe not?
Mayonnaise Rude
Ranch atheism.
This doesn't work.
You're just not saying it right.
French conservativism. Sounds kinky af. Or probably not really.