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I don't think a person who built a shadowban malware list and slipped in a DDoS attack in his farewell message should be a mod on this community.
Just my opinion but it might not be that unpopular, who knows?
I pulled the man back on the sidewalk just before the car zipped by and breathed a sigh of relief as the numbers above his head went from 5 seconds to 5 years.
I bought a gun and have been searching for him frantically since I realized everyone else's number in New York also fell down to 5 years.
“I don’t even care what happens anymore,” I muttered, letting the car drift slowly across the center line.
My headset chimed and "Passenger discomfort detected: - 10" sprawled across the screen in bold red.
By being careful with the portions, the left over ribs should carry me through to Thursday.
After that, I'll have to head to cryo and thaw nav officer Morgan next.
The body hasn't been found yet but everyone seems to have accepted that I've left for good.
Thankfully, no one, not even my twin's wife, has noticed the difference.
"I'll have a rib, please" The wealthy business man said to the smiling waiter.
My drugged out body couldn't even bite through the apple as I lied there helpless.
"It's just phantom limb syndrome," the doctor assured me, examining the healed stump of my amputated arm.
I nodded faintly as I tried to ignore the cold, unfamiliar fingers gently intertwining with my missing ones.
My friend's pre-fall family heirloom kept beeping faster, but still, we found nothing.
I started to suspect that “Geiger Counter” was not old German for “Gold Collector”, as he had said.
We have reached our quota and will stop deporting illegal immigrants.
Now that that's done, going down the list alphabetically, the next order of business is Draft.