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What was your "we have to leave now" moment?

A favorite on /r/askreddit, or at least it seems that way to me.

I only have one, and it's not very entertaining.

I was on a bus going to work. A few stops before mine the bus gets cut off by another bus. The driver started yelling at the other driver then pulled over and got out of the bus to, I assume, escalate the conflict. We were near my stop anyway, so I got off before things could get hairy.

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I served a mission for the Mormon church in Russia. One of my companions (the other teenager who is assigned to you as a stranger and must stay within earshot of you at all times for the next few weeks or months) was really enamored with the idea of tracting, or going door to door asking people if they want to talk about Joesph Smith. He had watched too many Mormon missionary movies and was very disappointed to discover the Russian Federation has made tracting illegal. But he really wanted to do it, so we rang a random apartment and claimed to be a postman and snuck into an apartment building to knock doors.

Things started off okay. Russians generally have two doors, a normal wooden door on the inside, and a thick, metal fire door with five deadbolts (three in the wall, and one in the door and ceiling). Mostly, folks would open the inner door, ask what we wanted and then tell us to go away (fair, considering what we were doing was as rude as it was illegal).

But then we got a nibble! A single man invited into his home. The first thing that seemed kinda strange was that he locked and bolted the fire door. This was a little strange — usually people would leave the fire door ajar when they had guests and only lock the inner door — but not enough to really spook me. He led us into the kitchen and made a quick pot of tea and we launched into the first discussion.

The discussions are pretty well rehearsed. The first one, if I recall, has eight parts, and we would give them in sequence — I would do the first part, then say the handover phrase and look significantly at my companion, and he would do the second, then hand it back until either the investigator got bored or we got to the call to action, where we issued some thing we wanted them to do — come to church, pray, read the Book of Mormon, what have you. My companion was starting this round, and was pretty invested in preaching so I don’t think he really noticed as our investigator lit a cigarette, put out the match in a tumbler, filled the tumbler with vodka, and shot the vodka and match together. He made the handoff, though, so at least I could start to figure out a way out of the situation.

Pretty quickly into my segment, the investigator derailed the conversation. Turns out his wife had just given birth to twins, and the prognosis was poor — he was worried they wouldn’t make it. He grasped a kitchen knife and he told me that if god was going to take his newborns from him, he intended to take us from god. I don’t think I ever in my life spoken better Russian, beautiful, flowing, eloquent, explaining it wouldn’t help his suffering and offering prayers and blessings on his children’s behalf. He had this gleam in his eye that really unnerved me, and I really felt I was pleading for my life.

Until my companion finished his tea, and the investigator seemed to forget the whole line of questioning in his haste to be a good host. I quickly made some excuse, but apparently my companion had completely tuned out because he launched into the next part of the discussion as if nothing had happened! I cut him off pretty quick and told him we needed to go, now. When we finally got out of the apartment, I sat down on the top step and began to sob, and my companion looked down at me, amazed, and asked what happened — apparently he had no idea we were ever in any danger.

In any event, I’ve never gone door-to-door soliciting ever again.

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lemmy.zip

Was your companion's Russian shit or something? How did he miss the guy waving a knife talking about taking you from god?

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They can be pretty oblivious in their zealous teaching...the whole missionary experience is just a giant mindfuck. I was referred by one therapist to another colleague because "they're better suited to help you, they work with combat vets".

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lemmy.ca

When I was 16, I took the city bus to school and we had bus tickets that you could buy at the local corner store. The corner store was a 3 block walk from my house, and I was going there one day to buy a sheet of tickets. As I set out walking, a man in a white van slowed down to whistle/shout sexual things, which is sadly something that teen girls experience regularly - that occurrence was just another usual day.

But then, the man started circling the block over and over as a method to follow me. When I hit the Main Street he pulled into a gas station to pause and see which business would go into. And when I entered the convenience store, he parked the white van in front and stood on the front steps smoking and blocking all exit points.

I asked the convenience store clerk if he had a back exit I could run away through. He did not, but the man went to the front steps and yelled at the man and got him to leave. He parked across the street still watching, so I waited in the store until I saw ANY bus coming to the nearby stop and immediately got on. I took that to a crowded shopping mall and passed enough time until I felt that I could get back to what I was planning to do that day.

Life is disgusting for teen girls.

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Nowhere near as high-stakes as some of the others here, but...

When I was 16 or so, I was hanging out with a few friends and one of them pulled out a joint and a bottle of some kind of liquor, and started passing it around. I got a really bad feeling about it and bailed on it.

Found out the next day that after I'd left, they'd gotten pretty drunk and/or high, and had decided it would be a good idea to take one of their mother's minivan for a drive around their property. They scraped the side of it on something, took off a huge bit of paint, and then decided the best course of action would be to use some spray paint they found in the garage to try and cover it up.

They were all grounded for quite a long time, a fate I managed to avoid by leaving when I did.

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No substances were involved, but when I was 16, my parents went out for the night and my buddy and I took my mom’s new Jeep Cherokee for a ride down a moderately serious fire trail near my house. It had rained and there were a few long puddles to ford, maybe axle deep at most.

Anyways we got it good and muddy and we were worried it got scratched on branches, so we took it to a 24 hour car wash, cleaned it, and everything looked great. Then while dropping off my buddy, I closed the back door and it didn’t latch all the way so I sorta hip checked it closed. The fucking thing caved in, and had a serious crease in just below the body line by the door handle. Like it was mad of cardboard.

Anyway I got in trouble and we mostly pulled the dent back, but never fully fixed it and had to hear shit about it for years after.

But they never knew that we had it on 3 wheels and possible airborne an hour or two before the door dent.

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In the early 2000s, then-girlfriend and I were at a goth club we went to every weekend. Just had a weird feeling that night and decided to leave early. Someone fatally shot a guy we knew not long after we left. I don't know if they ever found the shooter or the motive. In years of going there, I saw I think two fights ever and it was university fratboys who came to look at the freaks. All in all, we were quite a peaceful crowd (mosh pit nonwithstanding).

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Hiking along through tree covered mountains. Days from civilization no cell service. Other side of the country from anyone I know. Dead tired end of a 26+ mile day. Come around a corner and get a view of a massive wildfire off in the distance just the entire horizon ablaze. Bushwhacked through the rough route of a long abandoned and overgrown side trail just trying to lose elevation roughly following a small river. This is why I lug a compass for when things go sideways. Had managed to reach the father of the only local hiker joining on this impromptu bail out route via my satellite messenger. The wildfire smoke was like chain smoking light cigarettes. We eventually found a ride out of there with the father on dirt fireroad we reached after another days worth of hiking to reach it.

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slrpnk.net

we were planning to stick out a major bushfire that was approaching but we had the truck loaded just in case, done prep work etc then my (f) partner, who was a firefighter, was called by her Captain and he said they are pulling the strike team out as its too dangerous.. i literally said " we are leaving now " and we did and drove though the fire.

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Three times in my life I've been in proximity to large bushfires, alone with no transport.

I did the whole routine with stopping gutters and getting hoses ready, but in a couple of those places there wasn't much water pressure to work with.

Lucky the wind never turned in my direction.

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Getting onto a train in Stuttgart, Southern Germany.
A strong smell of beer and cigarettes hits me.
Everyone in the train carriage in front of me wears blue and white football jerseys.
And everyone behind me wears white and red.

And they've already started singing songs at each other.

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Every fucking time I forget to check the schedules on the weekends before I take the tram to the city.. I feel you

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Any time anyone mentions football hooligans I instantly think of Orks from Warhammer 40k.

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Starya67reply
lemmy.world

I find a lot of German footy fans to be reasonably well behaved, despite the booze. It does depend on the team. Same for teams from other countries, I suppose. There was a bunch of Swiss fans (from Bern, iirc) a while ago who all dressed and marched like Proud Boys and sang songs that were absolutely terrifying. Their team lost. Karma.

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Bundesliga (1st league) is civilized in Germany.
But in the regional leagues, as the quality of the football goes down, so does the quality of the fans.

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lemmy.ml

It wasn't an immediate turn heel, and leave moment, but my wife and I had talked about moving out of Texas for a while. Mainly driven by our son with special needs. We had been paying tens of thousands dollars a year for therapy and constantly fighting with his school to get the services he needed. Then last year things went downhill fast. We ended up pulling him out of school because one of the teachers told us they found him in the parking lot laying under a car. Not surprised he would do that, he is opposed with cars and especially exhaust systems, but he was supposed to have a paraprofessional with him all day, so we really wondered how he got away like. Unfortunately, he has communication problems, so he couldn't tell us. We had already been in talks with a lawyer about bringing a lawsuit to challenge the services they were offering. But his IEP already said he was supposed to have a para with him. When the lawyer told us it would cost $10-15k just to bring a lawsuit to force them to do what they are already legally required to do, we decided that was it. We were leaving Texas.

We ended up in Connecticut and it was the best decision we ever made. There are so many services here for him. He is truly thriving. My wife and I don't immediately tense up when we see the school calling. I broke into tears during my first meeting with them because it was all about what they could do for him. Versus every meeting ever in Texas where they made us feel like he was a burden on the school.

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NOT_RICKreply
lemmy.world

I have some friends that are conservative and are constantly complaining about the high tax here in the northeast, but this is the exact stuff I point to when it comes up. You get what you pay for. You couldn’t pay me to move to the south.

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Archerreply
lemmy.world

I realized a long time ago that in the South your death might be a political stepping stone to higher office for some Republican asshole. Never live in The South

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blargh513reply
sh.itjust.works

I hate that all the states with warm weather are run by cunts. Can't there be at least ONE state with good weather and non-fascist government?

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Not only do I know that my taxes are going to the betterment of the community, but in the end I actually save money. Not just with the therapy and things my son now gets through school. But the sales tax and property taxes are lower. Plus a my insurance premiums are substantially lower. My home owners insurance when from $12k a year to $2k because people don't want to write insurance for places like Texas anymore.

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Texas can be nice to stop by for a brief visit. Any longer and you start seeing some of its more problematic side.

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piefed.muxika.org

This lady on the street wanted me to get her a Popeye's chicken sandwich, and she offered to pay me back with a blowjob.

That was a wild lunch break.

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muxikareply
piefed.muxika.org

Somehow, the less teeth they have, the more teeth you feel, so not great.

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teeth you feel,

I call the situation a bit risky when she's still hungry.

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lemmy.nz

One time I was waiting for the bus and a homeless guy offered me a bj. I politely declined. He persisted and tried to convince me. Idk what his deal was, he didn't seem drunk or anything. It was the middle of the day too, like 3pm. People were around. Wierd

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muxikareply
piefed.muxika.org

For real? Were there cameras rolling? Damn, I hope the ride was uneventful for the remainder.

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new casino opened in my small town. took my wife. she wanted to play one slot machine. she lost $20 pretty quick and I begrudgingly pulled another 20. she hit $100 with just $3 more. we cashed out and went home.

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lemmy.zip

I don't have one as dramatic as yours, but a month ot so ago, I was on the bus to the office, I had my Bose headphones on and was half asleep with closed eyes.

The bus were stopped, and I suddenly noticed an acrid smell, like burning plastic.

I opened my eyes and saw the interior or the bus filled with a haze of smoke.

The doors were open and the last few other passengers were spontaneously evacuating.

So I knew I had to leave and got out in 5 sec.

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To be fair, I never saw any fire, and when the bus was evacuated, the driver drove on, probably to a garage or so.

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lemmy.world

Everyone's hair started levitating. I freaked out and insisted we all leave the mountain top lookout immediately.

Massive bolt hit our prior location about a minute later.

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Funny enough I came here to tell a similar story: We were surprised by upcoming bad weather with the possibility of a thunderstorm in the alps somewhat - we saw it coming, but underestimated the speed. (That was before Smartphones btw, so no weather app).

There is a Y junction on that trail. One leads to a serviced hut (which we hate, the people operating it were assholes) and towards the "wrong" valley. It's shorter but yeah...the wrong direction.

The other way leads through a small section of a fixed rope/via ferrata section but straight towards our cars. We thought we would have enough time.

Around 5min after entering the route (which goes further up far beyond where we enter) we find out it takes longer than anticipated and it's a proper alpine thunderstorm. Which is coming fast now. Well, if you haven't seen a proper thunderstorm in the mountains - they are something else. Due to the higher pressure gradients, the interference with the terrain,etc. they are absolutely terrifiying. And deadly. If the lighting doesn't get you the cold will (I literally saw temperature drops of 27 degrees in 20 minutes). And it that doesn't get you the stones will.

Well. Slight panic set in,but we can handle. Not our first rodeo. Until our hair started to "levitate" a bit under the helmets, on the arms,etc. And then the steel wires started to "sing". Kind of like a Theremin.

This when we knew we were fucked. Going back up? Means exposing us more. Down the wires? Likely going to electrocute us.

So we decided to get down directly. Stupidest decision I ever was part of in the mountains. because we didn't really know the terrain below us,but it's around 180m to the ground and then around 500m of mountain pasturr before the forest starts. Our logic was that the risk from the steel wire is higher than the risk of being forced to weather out in the rock wall. What would have happened if we didn't find a good intermediate stand at one point I don't know. (None has a 180m rope with one...so you need to find a lot of intermediate stands to secure yourself. This is normally done upwards,not downards. At least we had two ropes which makes things much easier. )

We send the girl that was with us down first (as she was the lightest and the best climber). And actually made it down surprisingly quick. But fuck...that could have gone wrong. When we were basically at the bottom a lighting hit a section just above were we would have been. Pelting a section a bit to the left of us with football sized stones.

There is a scene in rick and Morty where thex are crying in their car how close the last adventure was - it was basically us in the car, we all were shaking for a day.

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I'm pretty sure we got taught about that in school, though I forgot most of it, including what you're supposed to do...

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lemmy.world

2am subway station in Vienna. Had been drinking all night, really had to pee. Walked in to the bathroom, saw dude with a spoon and a lighter doing his crack thing and did a sweet 180 Michael Jackson spin on my rear heel and was out the door before it even closed from my opening it.

Had never seen anything like that in real life but didn't need to look twice.

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lemmy.world

No offense, but that's a rookie move. I used to visit a public market in Seattle on weekends and there was always someone in the public bathroom just drugged out on the floor. As long as they aren't bothering other people, a just took a piss and left.

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Not really a thing in vienna to actually see someone doing something like that in a toilet. At most, snorting something. If I would see something lying around in the toilet that would be something no one would ignore here, but call someone to figure out if they need help.

Very different to Seattle apparently.

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"no offense but", classic Seattle. I was on a different continent but heard your Seattle condescension sound and clear.

You kind of seem desperate to brag about how cool you think you play situations; different countries and cultures and everyone's risk tolerance is different. You should start a thread about how cool you are and share with a Seattle community, they probably are cooler and did it first.

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prolereply
lemmy.blahaj.zone

Lighter and spoon is heroin, not crack. That dude was way too invested in getting high to care about anything you would have been doing.

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pdxfedreply
lemmy.world

You're trying to correct something and are uninformed, not adding a ton to the convo.

"A spoon is frequently used in the preparation of certain drugs, primarily heroin and crack cocaine. For heroin, a spoon serves as a heating vessel to dissolve the powdered or tar form of the drug. Heroin is often mixed with water in the spoon, and heat is applied from underneath with a lighter to facilitate dissolution, to create a liquid for injection. A small piece of cotton or a cigarette filter is sometimes placed in the spoon to act as a filter, drawing the liquid into a syringe while leaving behind impurities.

Crack cocaine, a rock-like form of cocaine, can also be prepared using a spoon. Powdered cocaine is mixed with baking soda (sodium bicarbonate) and a small amount of water in the spoon. This mixture is then heated, causing a chemical reaction that separates the cocaine base, forming an oily mass that solidifies into crack cocaine “rocks” upon cooling. While crack is primarily smoked, the spoon is used in this “cooking” process to transform the powder into its smokable crack form."

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Fondotsreply
lemmy.world

You're quoting from somewhere, but not citing your sources, which doesn't really add to the conversation either, for all we know you're just copy and pasting some AI-hallucinated bullshit, and it kind of reads like it might be because that last sentence is a bit of a mess.

Now, sure, you technically can cook crack in a spoon, and I'm also absolutely certain that some people have, maybe even on a regular basis.

But at least around me, most crackheads aren't usually out cooking their own crack in the field, they're buying rocks from their dealer. That's one of the reasons crack got big- higher profit margins for the dealer. Maybe the situation is different in Vienna, I honestly can't can't say I've ever talked to any Austrian crackheads about their local drug culture. And on the user's end the draw is that it has a faster, more intense high, and having to make your own crack before you can smoke it kind of takes away from that a bit.

And it can be prepared in a spoon for injection like heroin, but like your quote said, most of the time people prefer to smoke it.

It can also be smoked from a spoon in a pinch if they can't get their hands on a more suitable crack pipe, and giving you the benefit of the doubt that it was in fact crack, I'd bet that's what you saw, but that's a different process than what's described in whatever you quoted.

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To add, typically to cook crack you take 36oz of coke mixing it with water in a pot on the stove, next step to make your boulders add baking soda, if the flame is low then turn it up and stir it up, finally just wait til it gets hard, then bag it up you got a key homie that's The Recipe

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Was at a seedy bar with my mate, in a bad area, in a dangerous country. My mate told me we should leave because things were looking sketchy, and we had run out of money. Both of us reasonably drunk. I was starting to get the feeling of panic. We managed to get outside and i ordered a taxi. My mate ran back inside to piss after I had told him don't fucking go back inside. After waiting ages I went back in and found the bar owner pushing drugs onto my mate. This was very very illegal in this country, like jail for foreigners, and my mate was trying to play it cool but whispered to me that it was a very bad situation because he couldn't say no to this guy but he had no cash. Luckily, I had a spare emergency note of the biggest denomination in my pocket which was just enough to cover the drugs. We finally got outside.

The bar owner offered to call us a taxi and when I told him I already had, he seemed very irritated. I don't know what would have happened if we had taken his taxi.

I've ommitted many details so this may seem less scary than it was at the time. But to this day it haunts me, and I wonder how close I came to being kidnapped and ransomed, or blackmailed, or worse.

When you're in foreign countries, don't be stupid. Stay in the safe places. Stay the fuck away from anything sketchy.

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lemmy.world

Your buddy is lucky to have a friend like you. Sorry you had to go through that.

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Thanks, I hope I get over the anxiety about it one day. I would be happy if my story can eventually save someone else. He ended up saving my life in a different situation only a few days later.

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lemmy.zip

Dude was screaming, to no one, about how much he hates white people, flipping off police cars that drove by, and pacing back and forth. I chilled off to the side, just hoping he wouldn't bother me, for about 5 minutes before I decided to walk to the next stop.

There were a few times in the jail where I had to leave because of fights. I've also gone home a few times because harassment from a coworker disregulated me so badly that I was too upset to stay.

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Reminds me of this time a guy was trying to fight god. God was this sign on top of a building. He was yelling at him, firing imaginary guns at him, even a bow and arrow.

We didn’t leave for a few minutes though, and backed him up a bit. Great night. Not sure if he succeeded though.

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lemmy.ml

Wasn't me but your story reminded me of my fiance on the bus a few years ago.

He was riding the bus with headphones on. All of a sudden he sees everyone on the bus start ducking under the seats except him. He's like hm that's weird what's goin on. Like 5-10 seconds go by and he takes his headphones off and realizes someone was shooting a gun outside and a stray bullet went straight through the bus. Nobody was hurt.

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This is bending the prompt somewhat, but I was once almost struck by lightning. I was walking home through a park, and based on how soon I had been hearing the thunder after each flash of lightning, the storm was basically right on top of me. I was feeling pretty nervous, and tried to take a route with minimal tall trees, but I was a teenager and didn't know what else to do but to keep heading home

All of a sudden, I was filled with a sense of foreboding, and I felt an overwhelming instinct to get away from where I currently was. It was so strong that I dove off to the side, before I heard one of the loudest sounds I had ever heard. Based on where the lightning had seemed to hit, I was very lucky, as it looked like I would have been caught in it had I been standing where I was a moment before. I assume that the wrongness I was feeling before I jumped aside was subconsciously recognising the electric charge buildup in the air or something. I don't know.

Either way, I'm glad I jumped. In an alternate timeline, I'd have dove and felt very silly after nothing at all happened. Or alternatively, I might have jumped aside and still been affected. Who knows ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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Th3D3k0yreply
lemmy.world

It always amazes me how good our instinct of just "something is terribly wrong". I've avoided cars on the highway that would have hit me off not for "that person's driving is suspect" and moved out of the way

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lemmy.world

our brains are wired for survival entirely based on observations we don't even realize our brains are making.

a good study of this tested people with TBIs that severed their left and right hemispheres, thus making them independent lobes that could not directly communicate (or so scientists thought).

the study would show people two pictures to each eye independently. the subjects could only see one. when asked questions about the picture they would reference the one they couldn't see.

for example: picture one was of a chicken coop, and picture two was of a snow shovel. when asked how they would clean the coop, the subject answered "snow shovel". when asked why a "snow shovel" the subject became confused and sometimes frustrated because they couldn't express why they didn't just say "shovel".

study found that even though you can't comprehend everything around you, that doesn't mean your brain is unaware of everything around you.

some people are more in-tune with this and seem to have a sixth sense, when in reality everyone has the ability to they just failed to train their access to it.

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I read a book recently that discussed similar issues. Called Blindsight. Really good book if you like sci-fi.

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infosec.pub

Dropped my daughter off at a new school friends house for a few hours of play. While having a little me time decided to rub one out. Fell asleep. Woke up from my timer reminding me to get my daughter (I'm a pro).

So i arrive and the mother is already all over me with stories of her divorce and how her ex is the one causing it (and quite a few highly private stories) and my daughter ignores my not so subtle hints that I want to leave now. (Usually thats all good fun). When suddenly their big ass dog starts taking and interest in my private parts and won't leave me alone. (probably still smelling like jizz.) And their fucking owner doesn't take the hint to control their fucking dog.

So now I start to sweat and mix in some fear and can't run and just grab my kid and go nor can I yell for my kid as there are big ass teeth centimeters away from my crotch.

This goes on for close to an hour escalating slowly to the point that I get mad at the kid, the mother and the dog and just start walking out and cursing.

That day my kid learned code for "danger, leave calmly, leave now". These days they all know a whole hand full of code phrases for: this is no joke, move now.

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That day my kid learned code for “danger, leave calmly, leave now”.

Definitely important. My wife and I have a code word for GTFO as well, from some torturous experiences with THAT part of the family.

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lemmus.org

But why hinting? Why not just actually use clear words and tell them to control their dog? With clear community, no code phrases or hinting isn't needed.

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nomadreply
infosec.pub

Hinting was a generous use of the word. I kept walking backwards and turning to keep the dog from my crotch and she just kept droning on about her bullshit.

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groetreply
feddit.org

Thats still hinting. Just say: "hey i dont like big dogs and its makeing me uncomfortabel, can you please keep them away from me?"

This has the added benefit, that if they dont keep him away after 2-3 min you can just double down and say "Sorry your dog is unbearable and i am going to leave."

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nomadreply
infosec.pub

Think about that suggestion the next time a woman tells you how somebody made her uncomfortable. Just tell him. No bother.

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Not the same thing. If a creep is called out on his behavior, he may escalate. If the owner, likely oblivious, is called out on her dogs behavior, she'll either stop it or continue to ignore it, she's not going to make the dog attack him.

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Smoogsreply
lemmy.world

Do you have a fear of dogs? Have you not ever had a pet dog? Crotch sniffing is pretty normal for them jizz or not. It's not even the most embarrassing ' normal dog ' thing they do.

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nomadreply
infosec.pub

Not at all. I love dogs. Not the aggressive kind though.

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Smoogsreply
lemmy.world

Yeah but then you know crotch sniffing isn’t aggressive and yet you got so fixated on it as part of the story about the dog and felt the need to talk about jizz (like wtf dude) like that’s what makes a dog aggressive. All that does is tell the dog your gender. So I’m not really convinced you know much about dogs and what is an aggressive dog trait. While it’s Possible a dog might be protective of a female around male, the story you’re running with still sounds like you’re just covering you have a fear of dogs. Which is fine. And I can understand a fear of dogs. But you clearly don’t understand dogs. That’s where you lost me. You should have just stuck with you have a fear of dogs. Even the woman would have understood that. Leave the jizz out of the story next time . That was just fuckin weird and unnecessary. And Maybe just wash yourself more often.

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nomadreply
infosec.pub

So I take it you have a big dog and like to leave it out of control as well as some shame around healthy sexuality?

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Wtf? Having hygiene is somehow offensive and sexually oppressive now? Get a fucking grip dude. Grow the fuck up, rinse off like a normal adult. Dry your tears And calm the fuck down. You’ll live through this somehow ‘nightmare’ lil snowflake.

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slrpnk.net

My first date with my wife, we were waiting to order and someone came up to me and tried to sell me an 8 Ball and some acid.

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sh.itjust.works

I know that I'm obviously missing that "8-Ball" is a drug reference to something, but I choose to believe that this person walked up to your table, offered to sell you acid, and basically said "if you get 15 tabs, I'll throw in this resin billiard ball for free.", pulled out an actual 8-ball, and slammed it down on the table, with a look on their face like they had just made the most compelling argument possible.

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My wife and I were on vacation at a beach town in Europe with lots of really cool old things to see. A local said he knew of a cool thing off the beaten path a little. Like idiots we followed him for a little bit until we realized by off the beaten path a little, he meant completely away from everyone. We noped out of that before he got us completely isolated so he and his friends could likely jump us.

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My family was about to walk into a Target in south Florida when two police cars, driving much faster than was safe for a parking lot, pulled up to the front doors. Their lights were off, but my wife and I made eye contact and turned our kids around.

Generally speaking, officers of the law exceeding the speed limit is always a “avoid this area” signal for me.

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going into a tunnel with 4 lanes: 1 left and 1 middle and 1 right lane all going toward tunnel, the outside rightmost lane is to go around the bridge (not toward tunnel). I was in the middle lane.

I had a gut feeling or something but the traffic was unusually slow. So i went ahead and drove to the rightmost lane and exited.

After exiting, we are 2kms away but i saw ambulance entering from the opposite lanes. So the 4 lanes on our left should have vehicles moving away from the tunnel. But some serious stuff went down such that ambulance must drive in opposite direction.

It turned out some electric cars malfunctioned and one of the car's battery combusted due to hot weather.

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Not very exciting, but loved hanging out on beaches on the west coast. This one went from a dock to a nice sandy beach that was bordered by a clay cliff. Well, a friend and I roll up and run quite a distance (ah, youthful energy!) exploring along the clay cliffs when the waves get weirdly big and loud. I guess the tide was actually coming in, not going out, and the cliffs weren't climbable. Only way safely out was off the beach and back to the dock. The stretch we were on wasn't even accesible at high tide, totally underwater. My friend was a big fella, but he tucked it in and ran with me like Ive never seen him run before. We were fine, but I remember feeling that realization strike.

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lemmy.world

Rural Thailand. About an hour out of Chiang Mai. Bunch of the lads in the Muay Thai gym I trained out of were having fights at this event. Great experience. All going very smoothly and culturally very different (I'd say our small group were the only non-Thais there and we were with a bunch of Thais) which was great.

Now the Thais are very fond of betting on these fights and sometimes the bets are big. Spices things up. Anyway later on in the evening one lad kicks another up and down the ring but the judges call it for the other side.

The crowd went absolutely wild thinking it was a fix (honestly I think it was, it wasn't even close). The judges were starting to get bustled away for their safety and I see some very very irate lad coming with a hammer ready to do some damage.

Funnily enough one of the other Irish lads I was with who spent a long time over there training and fighting was fully chill. I was not haha.

It was a long time ago so I can't remember with certainty if that was the end of the night but I think it was.

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NOT_RICKreply
lemmy.world

I loved my time in Chiang Mai, I could totally imagine this happening

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khanniereply
lemmy.world

Superb city. Absolutely loved it there. Was not a fan of Bangkok tbh but CM was great.

This little event (edit: it wasn't little actually, bad description, there were throngs there) was really in the arse end of nowhere. Absolutely fantastic experience. I threw a few words of Thai at one guy when trying to find the toilet and we instantly became besties.

Love the Thais generally. They're so kind and patient.

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NOT_RICKreply
lemmy.world

Absolutely. I arrived thinking the name “land of smiles” was just tourist marketing but it’s completely true. I enjoyed having a pint of Guinness in the random “Irish” pub in CM too. It was too novel not to.

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khanniereply
lemmy.world

Haha. How was the pint? The rule is that Guinness usually doesn't travel well. I don't go to the pub very often but always drink Guinness when I do but I find it grand abroad tbh.

One of my best memories of CM was a BBQ place that was incredible. Nom nom nom nom nom.

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NOT_RICKreply
lemmy.world

Having had pints in Ireland and the US… not the best, haha

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In like 2008 I was coming back from an overnight airsoft event in rural Texas at like 3am and had to stop for gas. I pulled into the only gas station in a small town just off the highway and was just about to get out of the truck when a sketchy dude walks out from behind the gas pump and started asking me questions through my window hey man, cool truck, is that yours or your parents, where you coming from? I rolled out of there real fast and found a safer stop up the road.

Keep in mind, I was in military gear at the time because I was young and dumb, but that didn't stop sketchy McCrackhead from chatting me up.

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lemmy.world

Airsoft gear does not look like military gear. It looks like military role play, which looks obvious to most people. I think that was part of why they felt so comfortable approaching you

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At 3 am in the dark from inside a car you think you could tell a difference? I'll agree the cheap stuff I had was not super realistic but I wouldn't mess with it. It was really dumb of me to have not changed out of if at the time. People in law enforcement have really itchy triggers nowadays.

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Airsoft gear does not look like military gear.

I used to do the odd paintball in surplus gear. Without the face shield it was the same kind of kit I used to wear for work.

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Till reading a couple of the posts, I'd forgotten about this:

I was about 22, and living with my first roommate. He was a decent enough guy, but got rowdy when he drank with friends. I don't drink, but as an introvert who was trying to fit in with "normal" people, I went along with the following.

He had some friends over, they were drinking, but not a lot. One of them speaks up about a woman, his manager at work, who they all seemed to know somehow, and hated. They know where she lives, and that she's not home, so off we all go. I'm just following along, because I want to fit in, and I'm stupid. They break into her house, I go in with them, thinking they might just fuck around and maybe steal some booze, or something. That's all that's going on for a few minutes, then someone says, "I'm going to piss on her bed.", and another one adds, "I'll shit on her bed." That was bad enough, in my mind, but someone else ups the threat and says, "We should kill her cat, where is it?"

'Ugh, what the fuck am I doing here?', I think. So, I tell my roommate, who wasn't making stupid threats, but seemed likely to go along with it, that I was leaving. Fortunately, I had driven my own car, because I learned that lesson long before this incident.

According to my roommate when he got home, they did piss on her bed, but did not kill the cat. I moved out soon after that.

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In high school in the late 90s, my friends and I were big mallrats. One time one of the workers invited us to a party that night. We didn't have anything to do, so we went. Turns out there's were maybe 20 people there counting us, and the 2 girls that came with me were the only girls there. To make it worse, they were watching hentai on the big screen. And this was the 90s. They had to order that shit somewhere. Anyway, we bailed quick.

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🤣

I can get why the girls would be uncomfortable. The BO from all the simps was probably overpowering enough without all the sexual tension between all the guys.

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Early_riser, if you want your next post to be "How did you feel when you heard that tal won the lottery?" I'm okay with that.

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fedia.io

Does it count if we left and came back?

It was a great reception, but the photographer had weed, so…

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oh i have a similar one! except it was my uncle with the weed. and it was before the ceremony. and after. and a little bit during the reception.

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In 2011, I worked in West Bromwich, greater Birmingham, UK, on Birmingham Road, where it joined High Street. The news had been reporting on riots starting in Tottenham, London, and it was said that they were spreading. One lunch time during this time, I went out to get lunch from a great Indian sweet shop called Dhillons that did an amazing Samosa Chaat, which was about 5 minutes walk down the road from our office. As I got closer, I could see a crowd and police further down the road, not far from the sweet shop, and coming towards me. Then I saw smoke, and turned around, and went back to the office, without my samosa chaat. Loads of busies with full blues and two's on (police cars with sirens and lights on) started whizzing past, towards the trouble, and this continued all afternoon. When I left, the air was cloyed with smoke, and the street towards the sweet shop was cordoned off. The next day we learnt that the sweet shop got smashed up, and their van was torched, one of many that got hit. Nearly got caught up in a riot!

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Was walking from the condo where I lived to the pool hall across the street with my sister. This involved cutting through some bushes and then crossing a sort of busy street with sidewalks on both sides. We successfully made it across to the other sidewalk when a car pulling out of the parking lot turns in our direction. This was all normal. Then another car quickly pulls out of the same parking lot, overtakes him and whips in front of him forcing him onto the sidewalk just a few feet from where we were, like if he hit the gas, he would have run over us. Then an SUV rushed in from behind us along with two other vehicles. Cops jump out with guns drawn and start ordering the guy out of the car while pounding on the glass with the butts of their guns. We're like practically one of the cops we're so close. Obviously the police had no idea two people were going to suddenly appear in their drama from behind some bushes. Glad we didn't get shot or run over. Could have really ruined our evening.

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Here’s one of mine.

‘04 some friends and I had planned a trip to Canada. We left right before Charley is hitting and really churning up the atmosphere. We made our way up the east coast seeing people we know along the way. Now it’s time to go through the Poconos. It was my vehicle but I wasn’t driving. So I’m watching the clouds and I’m like that looks bad. But we keep driving. I keep watching and finally I’m like no we have to get off now. So we exit and pull into a fast food place as it starts dumping hail on us. We run to the door and people were looking up. We were like what the heck. They said a tornado was spotted and headed this way.

We never saw the actual tornado but yeah that was fun.

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Once, when I was exploring my delinquent side, I went to a party that involved a lot of drinking. I didn't partake but everyone else did.

It happened at a property that detained aggressive dogs. The owners of the property, for whatever reason, weren't home. That's why the party happened.

At one point a bunch of us - that is to say, many drunken people and I, the only sober person - went out on the roof and hung out. At one point I stumbled and almost fell from the roof into the pens of the aggressive dogs. The other attendants arrested my fall and thought it was hilarious that I - again, the only sober person - was the only one who (almost) fell, then speculated about what would have happened if I did.

I should have gone home, but didn't.

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Ten years ago I went to a work colleague's stag-do. I got very drunk off of numerous pints of lager and shots and the night was going great, until we went to a gay nightclub.

Someone in our group got very belligerent with me when he was asking me what kind of drink I'd want. At the time, I thought he was going to seriously hurt me (the alcohol was probably clouding my judgement), so I quietly removed myself from the situation and literally ran from that place.

Unfortunately, the "friend" who I met up with after I bolted took me back to that place because he was more interested in scoring cocaine and dancing with other men than looking out for me.

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lemmy.world

When Inwas in college, I saw that the local high school was putting on a performance of "The Secret of Monkey Island." My best friend and I loved the games and were excited to see it, so we bought tickets.

I cannot express how bad it was. I've sat through some awful shit, but we just couldn't take it. We walked out of a high school play because it was that bad.

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Given the friends that came with me and their college year overlaps, it would have Fall 2003 or Spring 2004 in San Marcos, Texas.

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When the crowd started getting surly because Billy Corgan threw his guitar down on the stage and stormed off after somebody in the floor crowd threw a shoe and hit him in the head.

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I just moved just outside a major city in Texas. Me and my roommate decided to explore the city so we drove downtown, parked and just started walking around. We walked past a train station and there were people openly smoking weed wondering around the train station. This was in 2015, way before any weed legalization and it's still illegal in Texas.

Now I don't care about people smoking weed, most are nice and at most will just ask if you have money, have weed, or are looking to buy weed. I don't even care if you do other drugs as long as you can handle it, know your limit and stay within it.

What bothered me is across the street there were two police cars just watching. Standing out of their cars just watching. That means they didn't care about the low level weed crimes. They were there incase something larger went off. They were there in case of stabbings, shootings, mugging etc. I got out of there ASAP and never went back

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I was smoking weed in an alleyway and some homeless dude (HD1) drew a knife on another homeless dude (hd2) and demanded that HD2 let HD1 buy HD2 some meth.

Sucked because it was behind my apartment so getting out was just going inside.

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My friend and I were ghost hunting in an abandoned ghost town in OR. We were there pretty late in the night and literally heard so many whispers and she swear she saw a man following us so that’s was our queue to leave ASAP.

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Im to lazy to recount but I have had a few and I know some nothing bad happened but I got to say if a situation is wierding you out. Get out of there!

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