Spyke
piefed.world

I, too, am in love with a man named Jew Mexico

Let's just say... he always takes a right at Albuquerque

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lemmy.world

Oh dude I'm dumb as fuck. I thought it meant, "a state" and I was like, "... Jastate?"

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Smarter than me, I missed the "a", just saw state and I'm all like.. Jate?

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Jew Mexico, on the other hand, hasn't really been feeling the love lately. 😢

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Has no one heard of the Hero of Canton?!

The man that robbed from the rich to give to the poor? Who stood up to the man and gave him what for? Our love for him ain't hard to explain, The Hero of Canton, the man they call Jayne!

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Only below its freezing temperature, otherwise it's a Jas.

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feddit.online

Its got the population of a small city spread over an endless plain, nobody talks about it unless more people die on an oil rig.

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Fat Tonyreply
lemmy.world

Why are you guys booing them? They're right! New Jork doesn't start with the letter 'j' and Jew York does!

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feddit.online

I was going to make a NSW version but it might make me look bad out of context.

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Even mentioning Chris Minns bending over backwards for the Zionist lobby feels a bit uncomfortable in the context of this thread. (But seriously, fuck Chris Minns for bending over backwards for the Zionist lobby)

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lemmy.dbzer0.com

Jingland, Jotland and Jales

Jench Juyana

Jitish Jolumbia

Jalaska

Jitzerland

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Jedediah rhymes with Oklohoma, Arkansas, Montana, North Dakota, South Dakota, Minnesota, Pennsylvania, West Virginia, Virginia, North Carolina, South Carolina, Georgia, Florida, Alabama, Loussiana, Arizona, California, Nevada, Utah, Indiana, Iowa, Nebraska, and Alaska.

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lemmy.zip

Nebraskan here. There are a ton of Jebs floating around. Would not surprise me to see a real life Jebraska.

Hell, we have a whole part of Omaha called Aksarben, which is Nebraska backwards.

Jebraska isn’t a big stretch for these people.

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lemmy.zip

Jueensland? Jew South Wales? Justralian Capital Territory? Jictoria? Jazmania? Jouth Australia? Jestern Australia? Jorthern Territory?

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nonentityreply
sh.itjust.works

Two of those, famously, are not states, as indicated in their literal names.

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Bitch don't even get me started on the territories.

Jervis Bay Territory... wait

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Thats weird whenever I try to read this comment the contents change to Epstein Files Epstein Files

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Well, it can't be Kentucky, Massachusetts, Pennsylvania, or Virginia. Those are commonwealths.

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lemmy.blahaj.zone

Jate

Edit: oh, rhymes with a state, not rhymes with "state"

Edit 2: apparently I'm not the only person here that can't read

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Maybe it was Jay Date. You know, the founder of the epnymous website for Jewish romance.

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I had the same thought... Jade is closeish to state but... Wtf is Jate

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lemmy.dbzer0.com

It's so dumb people think there are only US states. The world is bigger than the US people!

I live in The Jetherlands, next to Jermany and above Jelgium, although we also share a border with Jrance on the island Jaint Jartin.

Come on, be creative, come with state suggestions like Japan, Jamaica or Jordan for example.

But obviously his name is The Jeople's Jepublic of Jhina.

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This post and it's comments have given me semantic (or visual) saturation for the letter J, it looks weird now.

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