The man that robbed from the rich to give to the poor?
Who stood up to the man and gave him what for?
Our love for him ain't hard to explain,
The Hero of Canton, the man they call Jayne!
Even mentioning Chris Minns bending over backwards for the Zionist lobby feels a bit uncomfortable in the context of this thread. (But seriously, fuck Chris Minns for bending over backwards for the Zionist lobby)
Jedediah rhymes with Oklohoma, Arkansas, Montana, North Dakota, South Dakota, Minnesota, Pennsylvania, West Virginia, Virginia, North Carolina, South Carolina, Georgia, Florida, Alabama, Loussiana, Arizona, California, Nevada, Utah, Indiana, Iowa, Nebraska, and Alaska.
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I, too, am in love with a man named Jew Mexico
Let's just say... he always takes a right at Albuquerque
🤣
Albacorque
Abba's car keys?
Jizzizzippi?
And Jizzouri
I'll be deep in the cold cold ground before i recognize Jizzourah
havent heard of that pornstar yet
His name is Jaden.
Jaden-Württemberg.
Jett hier.
Jew Hampshire?
Jevada?
Jhode Island?
Jaine? Shit, I think it is Jaine.
Johio?
Joshington?
Jhleswig-Holstein?
up ewig unjedeelt
Jistrict of Jolumbia?
Jeorgia on my mind.
That feels like cheating.
Jizconsin
And we have a winner
Joklahoma?
Joklahoma was the name of my musical comedy improv group in college.
Plot twist, group was from Kansas.
Jansas
Jexas is a damn fine dude.
Oh dude I'm dumb as fuck. I thought it meant, "a state" and I was like, "... Jastate?"
Smarter than me, I missed the "a", just saw state and I'm all like.. Jate?
John Tana.
https://nl.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Tana
Jissouri
more like jizzouri amirite
Jew York?
Banned from community
him and Jew Jersey are the cutest couple
Jew Mexico, on the other hand, hasn't really been feeling the love lately. 😢
Jutah
Jutah
Get me TWO!
Joe Regon
Does he have a podcost?
Yes, but it’s not very good
Jermany?
For some reason I’m tickled by Jarkansas.
I giggled at Johio
Has no one heard of the Hero of Canton?!
The man that robbed from the rich to give to the poor? Who stood up to the man and gave him what for? Our love for him ain't hard to explain, The Hero of Canton, the man they call Jayne!
Jennsylvania
Now that I think about it, that is a pretty neat name.
Jenn's Woods
What kind of state? A state of being? A state of matter? Is it Jolid?
Jose-jeinstein jondensate
Jaseous
Only below its freezing temperature, otherwise it's a Jas.
Juice
it's Jrock Jhard
Jouth Jakota
Jorth Dakota will always be bae
Jelaware
Johntana?
Poor Jalabama.
Jassachusetts?
Jonnecticut?
Jinnesota?
joklahoma
jirginia
jarizona!
Jontana
Jiscinson
Jorth Dakota
Why tf I gotta ctrl+f to find 'Jorth Dakota?'
Its got the population of a small city spread over an endless plain, nobody talks about it unless more people die on an oil rig.
Would you look at that. It's the jourth least populous state in the US.
Jerry Zona
Joe Cloma
Joklahoma's main export is comedians.
and meth
Jississippi is an interesting name for someone
New Jork
Jew York
Why are you guys booing them? They're right! New Jork doesn't start with the letter 'j' and Jew York does!
He was saying Jooo-urns
Jister Jooo-urns
I just wanted to say New Jork tbh
straight jorkin it new style
These are seriously the funniest comments I have read in a while. 🤣
Im loosing it over New Jork.
Jasmania? Jictoria?
Jeensland
Jestern Australia?
I was going to make a NSW version but it might make me look bad out of context.
New South Jews
Oh shit I fucked it up!
Even mentioning Chris Minns bending over backwards for the Zionist lobby feels a bit uncomfortable in the context of this thread. (But seriously, fuck Chris Minns for bending over backwards for the Zionist lobby)
Jervise Bay Territory?
Jictoria
Jizzmania is just down undah
Obviously Jississippi.
Jennessee Quoi
The superhero that doesn't know anything
Jiquid?
"Jolid! Jolid! Jooliiiiiid! Please don't take my man~"
Jasma 🎷
Jess?
Juperfluid
I skipped the 'a' and thought: "Jate"?
Jane?
Jawaii?
Jorth Jarolina
Jecklenburg-Jorpommern
Jöhn jier, jaber jaren jie jonmal in jecklenburg-jorpommern?
Jingland, Jotland and Jales
Jench Juyana
Jitish Jolumbia
Jalaska
Jitzerland
Der Jweitz
Jundress
Jiquid
Jolid
Jas
Jlay
Jaffairs
Jasla? JoseJeinsteinJohndensate?
Jel?
Juerto Jrico
Jokelahoma?
Jedediah rhymes with Oklohoma, Arkansas, Montana, North Dakota, South Dakota, Minnesota, Pennsylvania, West Virginia, Virginia, North Carolina, South Carolina, Georgia, Florida, Alabama, Loussiana, Arizona, California, Nevada, Utah, Indiana, Iowa, Nebraska, and Alaska.
Jork?
ing it". and by "it", haha, well. let's justr say. My peanits
Jillinois?
Jyoming?
Jexas?
Jassachusetts?
Jebraska
Slow down there Mr Black.
More like Taxachusetts.
Jindiana?
We named the dog Jindiana
Jbuty
Jalabama
Jew Jersey?
No it's Jew Mexico. It's like Mexico but with more menorahs
Jihuahua
Jidaho
Jebraska
Nebraskan here. There are a ton of Jebs floating around. Would not surprise me to see a real life Jebraska.
Hell, we have a whole part of Omaha called Aksarben, which is Nebraska backwards.
Jebraska isn’t a big stretch for these people.
I remember when Aksarben was a horse racing track.
Jueensland? Jachsen-Anhalt? Nah must be Jauteng.
Jueensland? Jew South Wales? Justralian Capital Territory? Jictoria? Jazmania? Jouth Australia? Jestern Australia? Jorthern Territory?
Two of those, famously, are not states, as indicated in their literal names.
Are you referring to the jerritories?
They’re Mort like ju-Rick-stictions.
Struth
Bitch don't even get me started on the territories.
Jervis Bay Territory... wait
Joaxaca
Juevo Leon, Jhihuahua, Jjalisco
Jexus
Joshington.
She loves to grab hold of Jorida’s panhandle
Jas
Gas is a state of matter
His name is Jose!
Jose-Einstein-Condensate!
it bothers me that it's pronounced "Jose" instead of "Jose"
That's just because it's pronounced "Bose" instead of "Bose".
Jimtuky
Jillinois
JOhio
Ah yes, everyone is head over heels for Jontana and his pal Jalifornia!
Jalapeño
Jennsylvania
Japan
Jebraska
Johiooooo
Alabama... Alaska Arizona Arkansas... California Colorado... Connecticut...
Im guessing this is state abbreviations..
Jarizona > JZ
Joregon
Jr. Egon
Jari Zona
Jolid Jiquid Jas Jasma
Jinnesota 😍
Jenezuela... too soon?
Jreenland... wait for it... wait for it...
Thats weird whenever I try to read this comment the contents change to Epstein Files Epstein Files
That's not a J-State it's a J-Law and a J-Theory
No, this is a J-Law.
Jgreenland?
juego rico
So is it Jew York or Jew Mexico?
Or would it be New Jork, and New Jexico?
Jate
Edit: oh, rhymes with a state, not rhymes with "state"
Edit 2: apparently I'm not the only person here that can't read
Jastate. Rhymes with "a state".
Maybe it was Jay Date. You know, the founder of the epnymous website for Jewish romance.
I had the same thought... Jade is closeish to state but... Wtf is Jate
Jlorida?
John Ecticut?
The one thing I would like. I would like to learn how to spell John Ecticut. Don't ask me why
Jastate?
Odd name
Well, it can't be Kentucky, Massachusetts, Pennsylvania, or Virginia. Those are commonwealths.
Jhenessi?
Jiquid
Jimisota.
Jouisiana?
Jelaware
Jepression? Janxeity? Janic? Is this Joss?
Jasmania?
Jeensland
Jew Mexico?
Jane?
Jadakiss
Jalaska
It's so dumb people think there are only US states. The world is bigger than the US people!
I live in The Jetherlands, next to Jermany and above Jelgium, although we also share a border with Jrance on the island Jaint Jartin.
Come on, be creative, come with state suggestions like Japan, Jamaica or Jordan for example.
But obviously his name is The Jeople's Jepublic of Jhina.
Jermany is messing up my brain.
Jeutchland better?
Johio?
Jamaika?
Jississippi?
Jermont?
Jakota
Jewel Staite?
Jiquid Jolid Jas Jlasma?
Jevada?
This post and it's comments have given me semantic (or visual) saturation for the letter J, it looks weird now.
it's either Jalaska or Jinsanity.
couldn't be Jenile though, never Jenile.
Jennessee?
Jeorgia?
Jate isn't a name.
Jambodia
Jakobowski?
Jucky
Jouisiana.
Johio?
Jasma
The brothers, Jouth and Jorth Dakota.
Juam! Its gotta be juam!
Jeensland?
Jenezuera and Jureenland