What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
The trick is to press the button just as you start talking. With good timing, you can get stuck in the speaking animation long enough to make it through the fadeout and cutscene. Your character should then emerge unscathed on the other side of the barrier.
I honestly don't understand how there isn't some kind of Waterworld... either action/fps mmo, ala destiny or warframe... or just some kind of mount and blade type single player game, or even Conan Exiles.
The closest thing I can even think of is Raft - Stranded Deep.
... Its mad max... on the ocean, and is basically postapoc/dieselpunk.
Bang wow zoom, fairly novel game (by modern standards) for a AAA or even AA studio to try.
"Remember me as... as a guy... but like a really humble guy.... because even though what I'm doing is great and makes me better than you... I am not...."
... Sorry, you failed your perception check as well.
As you pull out the 'bomb'...
You are startled to discover it is actually two ramen noodle packs, each of which has slightly torn packaging, out of which a bit of crumbled dehydrated noodle bits leak.
"Damn. This is gonna be the coolest thing I've ever done, and I'm not gonna get to see it."
alternately, go classical if you can summon up the appropriate amount of rage...
"To the last I grapple with thee! From hell’s heart I stab at thee, for hate’s sake I spit my last breath at thee!"
Okay, I know this is a really bad idea but
I'm already here so
Here we fucking go...
RAWR!!
x3 nuzzles! pounces on you uwu you so warm
Couldn’t help but notice your buldge from across the floor
Nuzzles yo' necky wecky-tilda murr-tilda hehe
Unzips yo baggy ass pants, oof baby you so musky
Take me home, pet me, 'n’ make me yours and don't forget to stuff me!
See me wag my widdle baby tail all for your buldgy-wuldgy!
Kissies 'n' lickies yo neck
I hope daddy likies
Nuzzles 'n' wuzzles yo chest (yuh)
I be (yeah) gettin' thirsty
Hey, I got a little itch, you think you can help me?
Only seven inches long uwu PLEASE ADOPT ME
Paws on your buldge as I lick my lips (uwu punish me please)
'Boutta hit ’em with this furry shit (he don’t see it comin')
There's so many good stories where some brave hero has to give their life to save the day, and because of their sacrifice, the good guys win, the survivors cheer, and everyone lives happily ever after. But the hero never gets to see the ending. They'll never know if their sacrifice actually made a difference. They'll never know if the day was really saved. In the end, they just have to have faith.
She's not. She's just using that argument to not speak the truth: That it's disgusting to not keep yourself clean and she's ashamed of your (probably) poop stained underwear.
Teenagers truly can be disgusting. It's hard to tell them though. Even harder is, when this applies to grown ups.
Growing up means to realise that even the hurtful thing's people said to you, where probably just said because they care for you. (Not everyone cares obviously) Parents live their first life too.
I don't do this to save them, I do this to release you from your wretched vows and commit your memory to the eternal flames. may we both burn brightly in hell.
I know what you're thinking. Did he 'splode six bombs or only five? Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself. But being as this is a Tsar Bomba AN602, the most powerful bomb in the world, and would blow your nuts clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya, punk?”
I'm not even supposed to be here today!
What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger. Except for muscle wasting diseases. But this, this'll definitely kill you.
Revenge is a dish best served cold and I'm coming for you like a bowl of gazpacho soup!
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
The trick is to press the button just as you start talking. With good timing, you can get stuck in the speaking animation long enough to make it through the fadeout and cutscene. Your character should then emerge unscathed on the other side of the barrier.
This world does not deserve me. Be better kids.
It's guerrilla, not gorilla.
"What does THIS button do?"
My first thought too.
Bomb voyage.
Monsieur Incroyable!
This is it.
Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast
What a guy.
Stoke me a clipper, I'll be back for christmas
Stroke me a flipper, I'll be back for Hanukkah.
Stone me a stripper, I'll be back for Ramadan
Poke me a ripper, I'll be back for midsummer.
Was looking for this one
I will always upvote Waterworld.
I honestly don't understand how there isn't some kind of Waterworld... either action/fps mmo, ala destiny or warframe... or just some kind of mount and blade type single player game, or even Conan Exiles.
The closest thing I can even think of is Raft - Stranded Deep.
... Its mad max... on the ocean, and is basically postapoc/dieselpunk.
Bang wow zoom, fairly novel game (by modern standards) for a AAA or even AA studio to try.
"Paper! Lookitit! SMELL it! PAAAAAPER!"
I would get nervous, fuck it up. Then try to save it; making it more cringe. Then detonate the bomb just to end the awkwardness.
"Remember me as... as a guy... but like a really humble guy.... because even though what I'm doing is great and makes me better than you... I am not...."
explodes into orange juice
... Sorry, you failed your perception check as well.
As you pull out the 'bomb'...
You are startled to discover it is actually two ramen noodle packs, each of which has slightly torn packaging, out of which a bit of crumbled dehydrated noodle bits leak.
Honestly I think this one is a winner.
Just have to pull this BOMB!
Hahahah!
So long, and thanks for all the fish!
Along those lines, I was thinking "Oh no, not again."
With my last breath, I curse zoidberg!
My only regret, is that I had Boneitis
Nice one.
It had to be me. Someone else might have gotten it wrong.
I wasn't expecting to be sad in this thread but there it is. "I am the very model of a scientist Salarian..."
"As a language model, I'm unable to produce a badass quote."
I'll be back
Yippie kayak, other buckets
Nine-nine!!
LEEEEEEEROOOOOOOOOOOOOYYYY JEEEEEEEENKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNSSSSSSSSSSS!
Whistle "Pop Goes The Weasel".
Lot of great options here, but this is the most badass by far!
Hell yeah, classy! Especially if you hit the button on that last up note.
I’ve hidden a treasure somewhere on this planet.
You want my treasure? You can have it!
I left everything gathered in one place.
Big Bada Boom
I. HATE. SAUERKRAUT!
Guess that's all I'm really tryin' to say...
"OOOH! What does this button dooo!?"
If I have a companion, they are obligated to shout "DEEDEE, NOOOOO!"
My name isn't Deedee, but those who get it will get it.
If that isn't acceptable, then watch Space Ghost: Coast to Coast, pick a random quote that you feel is appropriate, and just go with it!
Otherwise, "OXFORD COMMAS FOR LIFE!"
Don’t close my tabs, they’re all important
What is this from?
I Think You Should Leave
Wow there's no need to be rude
"Damn. This is gonna be the coolest thing I've ever done, and I'm not gonna get to see it."
alternately, go classical if you can summon up the appropriate amount of rage... "To the last I grapple with thee! From hell’s heart I stab at thee, for hate’s sake I spit my last breath at thee!"
Depending on the tone, say it in your best Matt Berry voice
"When you see the devil, tell him who sent ya."
"Hey, that guy said to tell you-"
"I heard him."
Bake 'em away toys.
What’d you say, Chief?
... Do what the kid says.
Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast!
Unfortunately BlameThePeacock beat you to it.
Woozle wuzzle?
"Pull my finger."
Don’t touch my stuff when I’m gone. It’s booby-trapped!
Alternative:
"Destroy my hard drives"
Fuck. Now I will never know how that book ends
There shall be light.
Oh crap, I should've thought of a cool quote before pressing the but
Somebody set up us the bomb!
There's no way I'd waste that moment on something serious.
"Skibidi", which would be funny because I'm not that young.
Your enemy is justified in retrospect.
You're just jealous of by sick dabs and mewing-sculpted jawline. /s
I'm off to... Bombay!
*Dies in a particularly violent unceremonious explosion*
With a gentle half-smile: Honestly? It was a blast.
BONZAI!
Would work best if we're in an aircraft and there's a tiny plant nearby, though.
CHICKEN JOCKEY
Flint and steel!
Sphynx of black quartz, JUDGE MY VOW!
Be sure to drink your ovaltine
"Pizza's done"
It isn't like the enemy is going to be alive to ponder whatever I say and whoever recounts the tale will make up something more memorable anyway.
This will really hurt tommorrow, I guess.
Something to do with precious bodily fluids
Purity of blessed fluids
Death is light as a feather
Duty heavy as a mountain
Alright Lan
Okay, I know this is a really bad idea but I'm already here so Here we fucking go... RAWR!!
x3 nuzzles! pounces on you uwu you so warm Couldn’t help but notice your buldge from across the floor Nuzzles yo' necky wecky-tilda murr-tilda hehe Unzips yo baggy ass pants, oof baby you so musky Take me home, pet me, 'n’ make me yours and don't forget to stuff me! See me wag my widdle baby tail all for your buldgy-wuldgy! Kissies 'n' lickies yo neck I hope daddy likies Nuzzles 'n' wuzzles yo chest (yuh) I be (yeah) gettin' thirsty
Hey, I got a little itch, you think you can help me? Only seven inches long uwu PLEASE ADOPT ME Paws on your buldge as I lick my lips (uwu punish me please) 'Boutta hit ’em with this furry shit (he don’t see it comin')
UWU
I did a quick search and was shocked to find zero hits to
"Superman".
Sir, permission to leave the station.
For what purpose, Master Chief?
To give the Covenant back their bomb.
Goosebumps
Permission granted.
Duuun duh duuuuuun dun duhn... BUUHM
I like that i got to be Hood in this. Always saw myself as more of a Buck.
Whoops, had the timer upside down.
"I-...fuck me, I had something ready for thi--"
Looking at the enemy: Tell me if you heard this one. What did the Homo Sapiens say to the alien? Detonates the bomb
"And when I get to Heaven,
To St Peter I will tell;
Quarter pounder cheese and a big mac please,
And a side of fries as well."
Here we go! ( Mario voice)
“Shit, did I leave the stove on?”
"Pull my finger, Bitch. I dare you."
Okay I love you bye bye
Jesus idk how you did it but I read the entire thing in Mindy’s voice from the first letter.
It’s like my mind knew
Click, click <>
Nobody wins a war...
Today me. Tomorrow you.
Sounds vaguely like a threat to blow them up...
Pasta la vista, baby.
Make THIS great, asshole!
Shadatay!
"Let's see if this time it fails, unlike the other times"
Nothing. Just walk away slowly. Doi.
He who is valiant and pure of spirit may find the holy grail in the castle of aaaughhh
I'll show you true human nature.
Do you have clean underwear on, punk? Your momma warned you about today.
(I'm not very good at this)
This is so insane when you think about it.
You're in hospital, and your mom is really worrying about your dirty underwear?
She's not. She's just using that argument to not speak the truth: That it's disgusting to not keep yourself clean and she's ashamed of your (probably) poop stained underwear.
Teenagers truly can be disgusting. It's hard to tell them though. Even harder is, when this applies to grown ups.
Growing up means to realise that even the hurtful thing's people said to you, where probably just said because they care for you. (Not everyone cares obviously) Parents live their first life too.
chicken jockey!! (kaboom)
Stop. Get some help.
We’re all worse off because of “chicken jockey”… everyone… even mentioning it makes the world dumber…
It’s the soulless void in every person that snapped onto chicken jockey like a magnet or some “thing” with no reason to do different or better../
Fuck you Donald
That's the hell of it, isn't it? Even when you beat a narcissist, it's all about them in the end.
Antiquing
Nothing personnel, kid.
Arise, black vengeance, from thy hollow hell.
You always were an asshole Gormon.
I thought exactly that! She was a badass
"This is just a movie"
And that’s the end of my show! Donk.
My main goal is to blow up.
I don't have to pay rent in two days.
in a less serious tone
Bombs away!
Delete my browsing history!
It would be feeble but something like "It's time to fix this mistakes!".
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7P9KWYIxxE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bXzyPnXYhi4
Uhm,, oh .
farts
Is it the green wire or the red wire? Oopsie!
I know what you're thinking. Did he 'splode six bombs or only five? Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself. But being as this is a Tsar Bomba AN602, the most powerful bomb in the world, and would blow your nuts clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya, punk?”
I'm not even supposed to be here today!
What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger. Except for muscle wasting diseases. But this, this'll definitely kill you.
Revenge is a dish best served cold and I'm coming for you like a bowl of gazpacho soup!
I’m your huckleberry pie.
Post my browser history.
Who farted?
"What time is love?"
"Essayons"
Let me sit on this and watch what happens when it hatches
"Don't forget to tip your landlor-"
"Crack an egg on it...caw-caw!"
"Uughh"
"I leave all my stuff to... uhh..." 💣💥
im the first letter of the alphabet now!
"Enoch built this, and Enoch will destroy it."
"Hope they made a backup"
Here comes the boom!
Not with a bang, but a whimper.
"lets get this bread"
Somebody probably deserves this
Boom goes the Dynamite!
Bite me!
… and that’s all she wrote.
I don't want to go.
Zeeky Boogy Doog!
Hold my beer...
"Seriously, who farted?"