I hear Ted Kennedy is gay.

I'm a lousy president.

Which would you rather drink?

Am I going to jail?

Hello darkness my old friend

We're gonna groove tonight We'll make you feel alright

Happy hammock day!

It's just not fair, damn it!

Down with homework!

I hope a wizard got fired for that cartoon.

I'm Bart Simpson, who the hell are you?

I don't know what you have planned tonight but count me out.

I will not be donating points to the children's hospital.

Shut up!

I work hard for the money.

That boy ain't right.

Like Urkel

Now how are we supposed to guess the episode?

Bon mot

Hope you called off today.