B-but ... the greatest Conan animated series of all tie has already been made!

Elon Musk's grandfather should've pulled out.

He 'never saw it', but he sure contributed to it.

Would you wanna measure his inner thigh for a fitted suit?

That's because he's a petulant little shit.

Focus on the future and building a better world

Did you miss that part?

See? The government would rather lock away a perfectly good cabin than help the homeless!

Piss Pot Pete strikes again.

Two pairs.

"Y'know ... they should really be giving this trophy to me. I know all about soccer. Nobody knows more about soccer than me. Nobody. Biden didn't know about soccer. Barack Hussain Obama didn't know about soccer. I know. I know all about it.

Y'know ... some of these men? Big strong legs! No women, either! Fake news tells you there's women's soccer, but nobody believes 'em.

Y'know ... we have the 'hottest' country in the world right now, thanks to everybody's favourite president: ME. The Strait of Iran is open if they know what's good for 'em. We're gonna see about tariffs on that sometime. We might become a little aggressive with 'em. I dunno. It all depends on Greenland.

And they play soccer there! Did you know that? I did. I saw them vandalize the soccer, just scooped it up 400 ... 500 miles. Why would they do that? Do you know? No, you don't, because you're fake news.

$14 million is a much better deal, don't you think? Awash. They're awash because of me. Did you know that word? You didn't, did you? Because I knew it. I knew the word. It has a 'h' in it, like 'white'. Somebody should look into that. I would, but I already know how it turns out. It turns out in Chy-nah. Just like them!

Anyway, what do I sign now? You see this signature? I can make money from this signature.

Believe me. Believe me".

I know one word I'll never call them, capital or not. It's also why I can't sing along with Busta Rhymes songs, if I'm being honest.

Were you being paid for this ungodly hour activity?

Yes, thank you Elon, we've heard it all before.

A lot more people seemed to like Elon before he revealed he was a fragile white supremacist attention whore who dabbles with interfering in various countries' elections.

What if you're left handed?

Take it for a nice dinner. Somewhere not too expensive for a first date, but not a complete dive. Maybe a place where the two of you can engage in some slow dancing, cheek to cheek. But don't rush things.

Anglos need to assimilate and learn to hold a conversation in the local Indigenous language.

The local traditional custodians will be happy you made the effort. And if you speak English as well, you'll be all set.

But, fair suck of the sav, mate, it's not gonna be everyone's cup of tea. Some blokes and multiple languages go together about as well as tits on a bull!

I'm old enough to remember classrooms without computers! The most technologically advanced piece of equipment in the room was my digital watch!

World's first trillionaire is just as worthless as he's always been.