Spyke

Honestly shitting himself in front of cameras is the least of our problems.

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lemmy.world

And why didn't they think to use a white towel on a white couch?

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The suit jacket that he's wearing and is a completely different colour?

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I'm immediately reminded of that joke about how allegedly Napoleon's army wore red jackets so the enemy couldn't tell whether a soldier had been hit and how the Nazis wore brown pants.

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lemmy.world

nobody wants a shitstain on white furniture. its just common sense

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well i eat a lot of garlic, and all i know is the dude at the pharmacy with the vampire sticker on his nametag seems a little afraid of me

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Because Sascha Riley kicked a tent stake up there so he wouldn't get raped by the child rapist on the black towel.

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lemmy.world

The meme is funny but the text is false. He isn't sitting on anything, it is his jacket. You can see him sit down without any towel on the couch and his jacket spreads to the side ~0:30 into the video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jKzo0hTJXB4

EDIT: for the downvoters and people trying to cast doubt, I clipped the moment he sits down

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can you believe krasnov? has to sit on both his jacket and his pants to not get pants stains on white couches? THE SHAME!

yeah this feels real tan suity.

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lemmy.world

The Left needs to do better. Honestly I don't want a Left spreading false information about a political opponent like the Right does. We can do better

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We instead get fooled by misinformation spread by the far-right about our comrades then expel them based on that, because "the left needs to do better".

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bstixreply
feddit.dk

Holy shit, his age is showing. They did a rehearsed countdown 3-2-1 for him to sit down with aid from the guy next to him.

Now I'm not going to blame an old guy for needing help to sit down. But I am going to blame his voters for electing an elderly person into a position he can obviously not fulfill. What the hell. This is discraceful.

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lemmy.world

He also gets treated and talked to like a literal child when putting the mic on him. "Very good!"

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BioDriverreply
lemmy.world

Trump is an absolute asshole, for sure, but this is no different than the dems propping Biden up at the end of his term - both are elder abuse

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Why did you feel the need to make that comparison? Did anyone here mention supporting their actions? Is the strawman fighting back?

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So because of Biden, a candidate that was going to replay exactly the same decline whilst in office was correctly elected? Seems like everyone should have learned from the first mistake no?

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Yeah it's pathetic that both parties want to put some grandpa into the most vital position of leadership, like why is this even acceptable

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macnielreply
feddit.org

Then why is he wearing an unfitted jacket? Is he poor?

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EpeeGnomereply
feddit.online

He's always worn suits that fit like a fat kid trying on his adult dad's suit. I can't guess why, but he does it so consistently it must be on purpose.

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It just used to be the style in the 80s and 90s. Even by those standards it's a bad fit but that's why I assume he wears them.

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sh.itjust.works

Are you serious? That's a JACKET?

What the fuck?

Like... What the FUCK?

I literally don't believe it, because people with nice jackets don't look like this.

Edit: Naw, it's a towel. Come on... Do you think we're all fucking stupid?

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Did you watch the video of him sitting down? Yes, it is his ill-fitting jacket that spreads to his sides as he sits down. There is no ambiguity or doubt because the video clearly shows the couch before and while he sits down, and clearly shows the bottom of his jacket spread. He is not sitting on a towel.

Here, I clipped the exact moment he sits down for you:

You can watch from the youtube link for higher quality and additional angles

We don't need to make up things that didn't happen in order to criticize Trump. There's plenty of embarrassing, disgraceful, and (most importantly) real things that happen in the video, from needing a 3-2-1 countdown with aid in order to sit down on a couch, to getting talked to like a young child by everyone in the room.

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trump likely is immune to hemmaroids, with the amount of fecal incontinence he has from adderall and cocaine.

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lemmy.world

Who's more dangerous around the sofa, president or vice president,

And more importantly where the fuck are the Epstein files you fuckers said kamala wouldn't release?

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Soulphitereply
reddthat.com

Remember all those MAGA influencers touting epstein file binders promoting the pedophiles campaign when he campaigned on all those lies he said he was going to do and then did exactly the opposite of every single thing he campaigned on and yet these jackoff MAGA fucks still support the pedophile for some ungodly reason?

Pepperidge Farms remembers.

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Serinusreply
lemmy.world

Not all of them. The jackoff tucker carlson maga fuck gave it up.

Oh, and Charlie Kirk hasn't said anything positive about Trump in awhile now.

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Getting shat on and then fucked is a good metaphor for what’s happening to all of us

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hOrnireply
lemmy.world

And yet it's nothing compared to the shit coming out of his mouth.

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lemmy.ca

Tucker Carlson is curious about this, as he is looking like he has been constipated for 3 days...

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JD prefers imported non whites but that's okay because he's top level maga they get special privileges when it comes to that stuff even though they're against it for sub-maga

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This is the look of someone that put Vicks under his nose before the interview, knowing his coworkers laughed at him

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lemmy.world

it's because he's wearing a diaper and on the faux leather seats, it would make a crinkly crunching noise every time he moved.

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lemmy.world

the jacket... he's wearing? you think it flares out that much? Why is it a completely different color? or he took off his jacket, folded it into a perfect rectangle, and then sat on it? Gonna go ahead and trust my own eyeballs over you

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krisevolreply
lemmus.org

You clearly didn't watch the video then

Not want to get your eyes checked after watching my guy

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lemmy.world

Ah, just did, and I think I heard the crinkle of his diaper lmao That's why they all sat down at once, so you wouldn't be able to tell where the sound came from. Wrong about the towel, still right about the diaper

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Jay
lemmy.ca

If I were them I would have broken out the plastic lawn furniture so it could be hosed down afterwards.

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They shouldn't have to wait until he gets off it.

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I was gonna say why not match the couch, but then the cameras would see when he stands up.

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I completely agree with you, in theory. However, he is claiming to be fit for duty in the highest office in the most powerful nation on earth (or at the very least still top 5), and his entire persona is strongman. People need to understand he is not some mythical, deific figure, and that he is an old man, who is not in control of his mind or body.

That said, as the child of a disabled woman that I would gladly have killed or died for, I understand what you're saying, and I agree. There's a balance to be struck, and this probably isn't it.

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