On the phone in bed.

6kg worth of cat jumped a 2m gap onto the most sensitive part of me.

Cats.

Me withdrawing from the ATM...

Finish the withdrawal, find 4 people lining up behind me to use said ATM.

There are 2 more vacant and functional ATMs next to me.

So we finally have a bedroom door. (previous apartment didn't have one)

Except we can't close it.

The balls of fur totalling 15kg would scream at the door to be let in, once let in, they would park themselves on my wife and I, one on her side, one on top in between us, one on my side - trapping us in place.

Wife: "why did you buy three 5pk of Ferrero Rocher instead of a 16pk?"

Me: "because a 5pk is $5, while the 16pk is $18"

Wife:

Yeah usually the pricing structure is the other way around lol.

Google Maps vs Royal Parade

Lol

Wife and I discussing about a piece of furniture on Facebook marketplace.

The listing has a photo of their dog. So I joked about buying said dog.

Our cat looked extremely offended by that comment.

Finally the apartment has cooled down to a more reasonable 24°C. So the cats have started their zoomies.

They have been lethargic and not doing zoomies in the last 3 weeks as the apartment was constantly 31-35°C.

2 nights ago I noticed some loud rumbling sounds in the kitchen. Was listening to music so thought it was a neighbour dragging heavy furniture.

Today it happened again. But I didn't wear headphones this time.

The culprit?

Our cat attacking the draught stop. She used all her strength to try to rip the thing off, resulting in the door, concrete wall, and the kitchen window 3 meters away to all rumble and rattle loudly.

Good luck Simon

Plot twist: only 1 tree gets used at a time whilst the other sits idle.

Sorry to hear.. :(

Is putting a chair back to the door help at all?

Last night witnessed a car turning right, failing to give way to oncoming traffic.

Honking ensued. It was cops that got cut off, just regular cops, not highway patrol. Nothing else happened.

Went out, came back unable to unlock my laptop despite typing in correct password. Noticed that some of my keystrokes are not registering.

Looks like one of the cats managed to strategically position themselves on the keyboard just right to activate the filter keys prompt and the "yes" button on it.

Is the average teenage population really have a lack of respect?

Appointment booked for 7.30pm last night. Quick c++ basics lesson and homework help as a favour for my wife's classmate's kid. I never used c++ by trade so I spent some time getting familiar with it, and how to play Farkle.

7.30pm comes and the 17yo just bails and says they're having dinner, no apology. Wife and I were like, fuck it, dumped the appointment and went to sleep at 8pm.

Sent another message this morning reminding them to be there or cancel 4hr before, some notes and a reminder that they don't have enough time now, and don't chicken out. Straight up says they promise, no greetings.

Seems like magpies are learning bad habits from humans.

Just watched one casually cross the road slowly
without any care for the world. Didn't even fly away when I approached it in the car, simply brushed off the encounter when I had to drive around it.

Crowdstrike lol.

I'm just watching the carnage unfold.

More and more species of human made services are falling victim to this mysterious illness many call enshittification. There's no known cure, but is spreading rapidly among impacted populations.

Does this mean I could potentially order an entire pallet of Ferrero Rocher?

This fuckwit washed my window without my permission.

Reminds me of when another fuckwit threw dish soap all over my instructer's car during my driving exam.