Spyke

"Man's Attempt to go to bed early foiled by cat chasing random bug in bedroom. When asked why he didn't remove the cat he was quoted as saying: she'll just bang on the door all night" More news at 11.

11

Cat chasing bug is excellent. My cats won't, they just lazily look at bugs while I tell them to do their job of protecting the house from said bugs.

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Duenan
aussie.zone

Donโ€™t know if anyone was watching the news but a cargo ship in Baltimore collided with a bridge and took the whole thing down.

It sounds horrific.

11
aussie.zone

Fucking hell that's so bad... How could someone not realise they were about to hit a fucking bridge?!?!

7
Pilkreply

That bridge was about a third longer than the West Gate, with a similar clearance height. Nutty.

4
imoldgreeegreply
aussie.zone

Hhhooly shit. That footage is something else. How does that happen?!

4

Ohh...when you look at the YouTube footage...there's a car with flashing lights. It stops the cars on the bridge a few mins prior. The right thing. But ... Just sitting there....if they'd stopped them before the bridge...

Sorry. Thats a lot. My heart hurts

4
aussie.zone

have the house to myself today

can relax and be me for a while

10
Seagoon_reply
aussie.zone

I have more mental energy to look after myself better. I eat better, sleep better, dress better, do more, everything is better.

5
aussie.zone

When you are the moon, the best form you can be is a full moon. And then the half moon... he's all right. But the full moon is the famous moon. And then three-quarters, eh, no one gives a shit about him. When does he come, two days in, to the calendar month? He's useless. Full moon. The moon. The main moon.

8
melbaboutownreply
aussie.zone

When you are the moon, there is a person people say is the sun. I saw the sun once, and he came past me, really fast. And it was an, it was called, the, an eclipse. And he came fast! But as he came past, I, I licked his back. [sticks out tongue] And he doesn't know I licked his back! All in his yellow suit!... I'm the moon.

5
aussie.zone

One time, I saw a man looking at me, yes, with his eyes. And then, he, he picked up a tube. And he looked, in the tube, and he made the moon big, inside the tube. The moon big inside a tube!

5
T156reply

All are good. Even better when you blend them together in a hot choco, but the sugar content tends to be quite horrific.

1
Cendana
aussie.zone

Finally the apartment has cooled down to a more reasonable 24ยฐC. So the cats have started their zoomies.

They have been lethargic and not doing zoomies in the last 3 weeks as the apartment was constantly 31-35ยฐC.

9
Seagoon_reply
aussie.zone

That is untenable. Is there anything you can do before next summer?

4
Cendanareply
aussie.zone

We are attempting to buy a house at the moment. Hope it goes before then.

How you been Seagoon?

5
Seagoon_reply
aussie.zone

I've been unwell with a bad back but am 90% better now. Thanks.

How've you all been ? ๐Ÿ˜Š

3

Sorry to hear, but good it is better now.

All five of us are good, thanks:)

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T156reply
lemmy.world

Did they end up with extra-zoomies from cumulatively bottling up energy for the past 3 weeks?

1
aussie.zone

Wow, my dress alteration costs more than my dress.

I better look like a million bucks when I wear it. ๐Ÿ˜‚

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dumblederpreply
aussie.zone

I get op shop suits for about $50 then tailor them for another $250.

9
Rusty Ravenreply
aussie.zone

I had a floor length full circle skirted dress taken up once and just that cost almost as much as the dress. Proper alterations so a dress (or any other sort of clothing) fits properly are well worth it.

7

So true. And some fabrics are tricky. Using my sewing machine wouldnโ€™t have cut it.

3

Except this dress did not have a waist seam. There were lace overlays and an asymetrical seam around the skirt involved, so in this instance even though it was a very long hem it was still the only real option. ๐Ÿ’ƒ

1
aussie.zone

It's dashcam installation day! Then I just need to witness something worth submitting to YouTube while singing in the car, get discovered by a talent agent from that exposure and then I'll be a โญ STAR โญ

8

I had an idea to have a pre-thought-up tirade ready which uses subbed words like darned, fudging, etc. for a laugh.

But I also have another idea locked and loaded which might be fun too.

4
WaterWaiverreply
aussie.zone

Judging by the lyrics of most dashcam videos: don't try classical.

4

Like this?

โ€œThou clay-brained guts, thou knotty-pated fool, thou whoreson obscene greasy tallow-catch!โ€

6
aussie.zone

I just dropped my cat at the cattery for the very first time. I feel like an absolute monster, abandoning my little baby. I know it's for his own good- I'm going away for 10 days and last time I was away that long he struggled with a friend visiting daily.

But still. And the house feels very empty.

8

He's a sociable boy, and I know he'll be just fine, but it's still hard to walk away and leave him there! He's probably having a lovely time already.

5

He'll be ok. It's stressful and sucks but you're ensuring he's safe and well cared for

1
aussie.zone

PB on my run this morning. Notification came up on my watch as Panama was playing. Felt good man.

7
Nathreply
aussie.zone

I've made playlists at 130, 140, 150, 160, 170 and 180 BPM. They've been made for cycling, brisk walking and running. They're all about 5 years old, now. I should update them.

5
Nathreply
aussie.zone

Nath's Playlists: ::: spoiler 120 BPM

  1. Grace Kelly - Mika
  2. Don't Stop 'Til You Get Enough - Michael Jackson
  3. The Power Of Love - Huey Lewis and the News
  4. Around the World - Daft Punk
  5. Call Me Maybe - Carly Rae Jespin
  6. It's My Life - Bon Jovi
  7. Don't Stop Believin' - Journey
  8. Black Betty - Ram Jam
  9. California Dreamin' - The Beach Boys
  10. Groove is in the Heart - Deee-Lite
  11. Drive My Car - The Beatles
  12. Just Dance - Lady Gaga
  13. Thriller - Michael Jackson
  14. Teenage Dream - Katy Perry
  15. Poker Face - Lady Gaga
  16. How to Save a Life - The Fray
  17. Proud Mary - Tina Turner ::: ::: spoiler 130 BPM
  18. Ain't No Other Man - Christina Aguilera
  19. Total Eclipse of the Heart - Bonnie Tyler
  20. I Gotta Feeling - The Black Eyed Peas
  21. Moves Like Jagger - Maroon 5
  22. On The Floor - Jennifer Lopez
  23. Boom Boom Pow - Black Eyed Peas
  24. I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles) - The Proclaimers
  25. Party Rock Anthem - LMAFO
  26. Jump - Van Halen
  27. Without You - David Guetta
  28. I Will Wait - Mumford & Sons
  29. Uptown Girl - Billy Joel
  30. Survivor - Destiny's Child
  31. Jump Around - House of Pain
  32. Gangnam Style - Psy
  33. Jessie's Girl - Rick Springfield
  34. Sharp Dressed Man - ZZ Top ::: ::: spoiler 140 BPM
  35. Feel Good Inc. - Gorillaz
  36. Viva La Vida - Coldplay
  37. Little Lion Man - Mumford & Sons
  38. Beat It - Michael Jackson
  39. Somebody Told Me - The Killers
  40. Accidentally In Love - Counting Crows
  41. It's Still Rock and Roll to Me - Billy Joel
  42. Prisoner of Society - The Living End
  43. Sandstorm - Darude
  44. Hotel California - Eagles
  45. Geronimo - Sheppard
  46. Pretty Vergas - INXS
  47. Vertigo - U2
  48. Boom, Boom, Boom, Boom!! - Vengaboys
  49. Wild Thing - Tone-Loc
  50. Firestarter - The Prodigy
  51. Lump - The Presidents of the United States of America
  52. You Really Got Me - Kinks
  53. Don't Dream Its Over - Crowded House
  54. Walk - Foo Fighters
  55. Brown Sugar - The Rolling Stones
  56. Hip To Be Square - Huey Lewis and the News
  57. Low Rider - War
  58. Elanor Rigby - The Beatles
  59. Tainted Love - Scorpions
  60. Moondance - Michael Buble
  61. A Hazy Shade of Winter - Simon & Garfunkel
  62. Eyes Wide Open - Gotye
  63. No Limit - 2 Unlimited
  64. Let Go - Frou Frou
  65. Video Killed the Radio Star - The Presidents of the United States of America
  66. Money for Nothing - Dire Straits ::: ::: spoiler 150 BPM
  67. Dog Days Are Over - Florence + The Machine
  68. Harder to Breathe - Maroon 5
  69. We're Not Gonna Take It - Twisted Sister
  70. Crocodile Rock - Elton John
  71. Got me Mind Set on You - George Harrison
  72. Devil Inside - INXS
  73. You Could Be Mine - Guns N' Roses
  74. Don't Speak - No Doubt
  75. Shake It - Metro Station
  76. My Sharona - The Knack
  77. Mr. Brightside - The Killers
  78. Animal - Neon Trees
  79. The Chain - Fleetwood Mac
  80. Brown Eyed Girl - Van Morrison
  81. What Goes Around... Comes Around - Justin Timberlake
  82. Holding Out For a Hero - Bonnie Tyler
  83. Dancing in the Dark - Bruce Springsteen
  84. Sk8r Boi - Avril Lavigne
  85. I'm Yours - Jason Mraz
  86. No Rain - Blind Melon
  87. Breakdown - Jack Johnson
  88. Alive - Pearl Jam
  89. Love Me Do - The Beatles
  90. She Loves You - The Beatles
  91. She's a Genius - Jet
  92. Love Her Madly - The Doors ::: ::: spoiler 160-165 BPM
  93. What I Like About You - The Romantics
  94. Hey Ya - Outkast
  95. Everlong - Foo Fighers
  96. Happy - Pharell Williams
  97. Fly Away - Lenny Kravitz
  98. Drops of Jupiter - Train
  99. Shake it Off - Taylor Swift
  100. I Saw Her Standing There - The Beatles
  101. Paint it, Black - The Rolling Stones
  102. The Boys Are Back In Town - Thin Lizzy
  103. We Will Rock You - Queen
  104. I'm a Believer - Smash Mouth
  105. Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go - Wham!
  106. Boulevard of Broken Dreams - Green Day
  107. Every Little Thing She Does is Magic - The Police
  108. Na Na Na (Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na) - My Chemical Romance
  109. Sing for the Moment - Eminem
  110. Rebel Yell - Billy Idol
  111. Good Thing - Fine Young Cannibals
  112. Fun, Fun, Fun - The Beach Boys
  113. Johnny B. Goode - Chuck Berry
  114. Rocky Mountain High - John Denver
  115. In The Mood - Glenn Miller ::: ::: spoiler 170 BPM
  116. Clint Eastwood - Gorillaz
  117. Sabotage - Beasty Boys
  118. Paper Planes - M.I.A.
  119. Take on Me - a-ha
  120. The Pretender - Foo Fighters
  121. American Woman - Lenny Kravitz
  122. Stuck Like Glue - Sugarland
  123. Livin' on the Edge - Aerosmith
  124. Push - Matchbox Twenty
  125. Helter Skelter - The Beatles
  126. Young Americans - David Bowie
  127. Hold Me, Thrill Me, Kiss Me, Kill Me - U2
  128. Supersonic - Pearl Jam
  129. Killing in the Name - Rage Against The Machine ::: ::: spoiler 180 BPM
  130. Fleetwood Mac - Tusk
  131. Ramblin Man - Danny Elfman
  132. Twisting by the Pool - Dire Straits
  133. Breaking the Girl - Red Hot Chilli Peppers
  134. Might Tell You Tonight - Scissor Sisters
  135. Turning Japanese - The Vapors
  136. Standing on the Outside - Cold Chisel
  137. (We're Gonna) Rock Around the Clock - Bill Haley & His Comets
  138. All The Love In The World - The Corrs
  139. Ted Red Wine - UB40
  140. I Don't Want To Wait - Paula Cole
  141. River Deep, Mountain High - Tina Turner
  142. Laura - Scissor Sisters
  143. Hey Ya - Outkast
  144. Gangster's Paradise - Coolio
  145. Livin' La Vida Loca - Ricky Martin
  146. Monkey Wrench - Foo Fighters
  147. Mambo No. 5 - Lou Bega
  148. In Da Club - 50 Cent
  149. I'm So Excited - The Pointer Sisters :::
3

that looks pretty cool

I'm always in awe of people who know how to use tech in ways to enhance performance rather than complicate.

3
Pilk
aussie.zone

When you can't tell whether the tram smells of either tinned fish or diarrhoea

7

Meeting at 1 pm, after which I will putting my Teams status on Do Not Disturb and continue playing Dragon's Dogma 2

FUCK THE POLICE!!!!

7
aussie.zone

Felt like and sounded like a total zombie at work today from lack of sleep ๐Ÿ’€ it is going at breakneck speed, normally a good challenge but the NEET cobwebs are hard to shake off. About to hit the melatonin and hope tomorrow brings more clear-mindedness.

In good news, I have a serious lead elsewhere on other work for the other days... that is more aligned to my medium term goals and requirements than the other options available to me now. Let's see what we can work out so both sides are happy and I don't burn out this time. While also starting to refill my coffers ๐Ÿคž

7
aussie.zone

(accidentally posted in yesterday's thread)

Fuuuuck. I have repeatedly overexerted myself for days in a row (once is bad enough) and my body is screaming. I crashed and slept for hours, was late with supper. But Melbcat did get seen no matter what.

::: spoiler Cat rambles They arenโ€™t finding any infection in her bladder or ears anymore! No explanation for the vomiting so Iโ€™ll make sure it couldnโ€™t be a hygiene or freshness issue - however the day before yesterday I overheard at emergency that another cat had vomited 6 times, and yesterday I overheard someone trying to book in because their cat was vomiting. It could be coincidence but perhaps I should watch for any recalls on the Smitten cat food. I had thrown out that tin just in case and she seems ok on a new tin of the same kind but stillโ€ฆ

Edit: Maybe? https://www.apog.com.au/recall-issue-log/smitten-woolworths/ I just did a bulk order ๐Ÿ˜ญ

Her ears are still itchy so Iโ€™ll continue the drops for a few days and then use the ear wash very regularly, treating with Nexgard when it arrives. Iโ€™m not seeing any adult fleas but wish Iโ€™d got some Capstar too. Iโ€™m still working on decluttering/storage Tetris so I can vacuum more easily, and slowly working my way through laundering all the cloth in the house. (This plus trying to maintain the other chores is breaking my balls.)

I also did return yesterday morning looking for that sick orange cat. Didnโ€™t see him. I wish Iโ€™d had the physical reserves to drop Melbcat home and go back for him immediately. The council says they donโ€™t take cats unless theyโ€™re already contained so Iโ€™ll have to trap him myself.

So Iโ€™m now facing the prospect of actively stalking the ginger ninja when I am able to and trying to trick him into the carrier without being bitten or scratched (massive infection risk). Then wheeling him on foot to emergency and scrubbing the plastic carrier down with hot soapy water and/or bleach afterwards. Because I donโ€™t have F10 veterinary disinfectant. Assuming I can run into him by chance again. He would have to be wheeled down there right away too because I canโ€™t let him stay with my own cat. :::

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Mittens_meowreply
aussie.zone

Warms my heart to read about you trying to help ginger ninja. Also as soon as you order bulk cat food, something will be wrong (recall, expiry, cat food refusal ). Every timeโ€ฆ..

6

I took another quick walk this morning... not a hair of him. Maybe I need to wait until the sun is out a bit more. I feel like shit that I had to walk away.

So I'm finding :'(

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CEOofmyhouse56reply
aussie.zone

It's ok Baku. When the neighbour has come home, pick up the package, knock on the neighbour's door and say "the postie left this at my door. I believe it belongs to you". Hand the package over, turn and walk away. It's good practice. No need for a conversation.

8
aussie.zone

Talkin' cats. The boyz here tell me they are starving, STARVING!!

The poop tray tells otherwise and poop don't lie.

7
aussie.zone

Found myself being more conscious of what I was listening to in the car now that I have a dashcam. That's probably normal for the first few days of ever having a dashcam I expect.

At the same time, if I end up submitting a video to DCOA and I'm belting out A Whole New World I won't be ashamed.

7

I just killed a fly with my bug a salt that's been harassing me all morning. It took two blows. My real life Tour of Duty game ๐Ÿ”ซ

7

Stupid coffee >:( I've had almost zero sleep tonight. Ironically I'll probablybneed another one to stay awake today but I'll have to hit the melatonin at 7pm to catch up.

6

Went over to p's place for dins turns out they had a lawyer over for estate planning...

I thought it was just a cashew chicken thing.. Then you run into a high powered lawyer so there I am thinking okay. She was lovely but I didn't know and I could've worn a better shirt.

6

Mrs B's cat has ditched her, and realized if she stakes a claim around the left hand site of my feet I'll do my best to honor the space even though I toss and turn enough to power a perpetual motion machine. I don't LOVE it, but I'm honored.

6
aussie.zone

Spoon go in peanut butter, spoon go in biscoff spread, spoon go in mouth. Repeat until redemption..

6

What I would do is get a plate, dollop biscoff spread on it, squeezy bottle peanut butter with that, break apart cinnamon doughnuts and swipe and scoff.

Have done this with butter, peanut butter and simit on more than one occasion.

3
aussie.zone

oh gees, took months but I was finally able to get into my american apple account. ๐Ÿ˜ญ I might be able to play some of my music now

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Seagoon_reply
aussie.zone

Now to I just have to transfer my windows media player music.

4
Tofureply
aussie.zone

it doesn't feel right not playing them on winamp

5

I still have hugs with my dad though he wasnโ€™t around for half my childhood.

Only when we either greet each other or say goodbye does it happen.

5

I hug my dad on greeting and parting. It continued that way until adolescence, paused, and resumed at maybe 25 y.o

5

I do and he doesn't. We're not a very outwardly affectionate type of family and he's one one of those country town raised boomer types who doesn't go in for that stuff.

5

Unexpected 1 hour overtime because someone I'm training got a call at 4.58 and took ages because it was their first ๐Ÿซ 

5

I just had a willy willy come through. I didn't see it. I just heard it then the bin fell over.

My mistake. It was two bins cos it's double shot Tuesday.

5

tonight for dinner I'm having burgers flavoured with garam masala and other spices , making enough for a few dinners :)

5
T156reply

I've taken to using an app (Habitica) for it that gamifies the whole affair, but even then, it's not quite the same.

Probably because daily tasks in video games are meant to be engaging and reasonably achievable, reality has no such restrictions.

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TinyBreakreply
aussie.zone

I can fix that for you! Write down your quests in a journal. Each time you complete a task strike it off the list whilst playing this off your phone, and obtain 2-6 M&Ms as XP (job depndant).

3

pick another candy. Or get some marbles or something. Trade in 20-30 marbles for a bigger prize as you "Level Up"

2

Those vintage big heavy chunks of carved ebony I've been buying make excellent bookends

4
aussie.zone

Just got an email stating YouTube Premium price will double!! If I weren't using it for the family logins that would be a cancel....

4
Nathreply

Nah, it's the same price rise. They emailed months ago giving us warning of the upcoming changes. They take effect next month.

We all share a single plan, though. Ironically, since the kids are starting to affect my feed and totally ruined my "2023 in review" report, I was toying with upgrading to the family plan - which is what @calhoon2005 is using. The single service is going up to about what the family plan was previously.

I'm thinking I'll wear the increase for now as I was planning on spending that amount anyway. I can't justify $33/month though. That's just insane. Maybe in a few more years when they turn into cave dwellers and want to listen to different tracks in their rooms simultaneously.

3
aussie.zone

Why isn't my mouse working on the other screen too .. lol. I really did look for the cursor

4
Seagoon_reply
aussie.zone

Of course!

Haven't cleaned the mouse balls in like forever.

5

argh, I want to take hammers to my computers

( calm down, update all the apps and see if that helps )

2

Wow today was just a constant stream of people and node switching. Currently just sitting at my desk in the quiet working up the energy to go home.

4

I have synced accounts and retrieved another 150 music albums. I'll get the other 100 tomorrow and will fix up the chapter headings for all the audio books. Move files and pictures and bookmarks and I'm done. Then I can erase and stomp that fucker of a puter into the ground before I chuck it in the recycle

4

Just got tripped up by a requirement I missed when trying to apply for a Masters, and might have wasted four months and a bunch of energy/stress, and a lot of ghostings, all for 0 - negative progress.

Any good recommendations for something conciliatory to take the mind off of things for a while? Might try again later, but not today.


Unrelated, but also going to take the opportunity to grumble about places that have a "x amount of times total" limit. It seems unnecessarily restrictive for anything that isn't going to have permanent effects.

3
Tofu
aussie.zone

Breakfast ๐Ÿ๐ŸŽ๐Ÿ๐ŸŠ๐Ÿ‹๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿ“๐Ÿ‡๐Ÿ‰๐ŸŒ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฅญ๐Ÿ๐Ÿฅฅ๐Ÿฅฆ๐Ÿฅ‘๐Ÿซ›๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ…๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿฅฌ๐Ÿฅ’๐ŸŒฝ๐Ÿฅ•๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿซš๐Ÿฅ”๐Ÿง…๐Ÿฅฏ๐Ÿž๐Ÿฅ–๐Ÿฅจ๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง‡๐Ÿฅž๐Ÿงˆ๐Ÿณ๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿฅ“๐Ÿฅฉ๐Ÿ—๐Ÿ–๐Ÿซ“๐Ÿ•๐ŸŸ๐Ÿ”๐ŸŒญ๐Ÿฅ™๐Ÿง†๐ŸŒฎ๐ŸŒฏ๐Ÿฅ—๐Ÿฒ๐Ÿœ๐Ÿ๐Ÿฅ˜๐Ÿ›๐Ÿฃ๐Ÿฑ๐ŸฅŸ๐Ÿฆช๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿš๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ ๐Ÿค๐Ÿชผ๐Ÿฆ€๐Ÿ™ ๐Ÿ—๐Ÿฅฎ๐Ÿข๐Ÿก๐Ÿง๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿง๐Ÿฅง๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿจ๐ŸŽ‚๐Ÿฎ๐Ÿญ๐Ÿฌ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿฅœ๐ŸŒฐ๐Ÿช๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿฏ๐Ÿฅ›โ˜•๏ธ๐Ÿต๐Ÿบ๐Ÿถ๐Ÿฅค๐Ÿง‹๐Ÿงƒ๐Ÿฅ‚๐Ÿท๐Ÿฅƒ๐Ÿธ๐Ÿน๐Ÿง‰๐Ÿ”‹

3
Tofureply
aussie.zone

๐Ÿ•๐Ÿฅง๐Ÿฅ›โ˜•๏ธ

3
Tofureply

๐Ÿ›ข๏ธ๐Ÿฅ๐ŸŒญ๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿง€

2
aussie.zone

Just witnessed this moronic person next to me use his phone on 5G while we were descending into Sydney. I donโ€™t think he switched his phone to flight mode at all during the flight, was just waiting for the reception to kick in during the flight. I wouldnโ€™t call myself an anxious flyer but I really didnโ€™t like witnessing this behaviour. Maybe this is more normal than I think?

2
bullโšกreply
aussie.zone

Yeah I'd guess there's a few on every flight and planes aren't falling out of the sky every day.

4
Nathreply

It's a funny thing. The signals from a dozen or so phones are not a problem for a plane. But, there have been no formal safety ratings on hundreds of phones using cellular service while in-flight. It's even probable that there is no interference from everyone using cellular networks, but they don't trust aircraft safety to "probable".

So, they tell people to turn on flight mode and trust in the 90% who do as asked. Don't worry about the 10% on their phones, they'd ban phones in the cabin if there was any doubt at all.

3

Qantas has wifi on planes now so people could use wifi calling. If they donโ€™t mind getting hosted and sworn at โ€ฆ.

2

Complete and utter chaos from 2 traffic accidents. So glad I donโ€™t drive to work!

2