Spyke
TinyBreakreply
aussie.zone

Oh sick, that sounds awesome! So a bit of tech but not support thats sick.

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Thanks man! It's still an MSP but mostly client work and doing planning for their tech roadmap.

I can do client stuff easily, but I'm not getting too excited until after the first month lol

3

stopped the shit outta my overbearing mother from catching me with my girlfriend back in the day.

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Cendanareply
aussie.zone

Sorry to hear.. :(

Is putting a chair back to the door help at all?

8
aussie.zone

I just found out there's an ATV Buggy fun course not too far from my home.

You drive over jumps, through tunnels, water obstacles, over cars and lots more!

......I'm gonna die spectacularly

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aussie.zone

Beep Beep 🚚
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oztrinreply
aussie.zone

Chai latte and a toastie with all the chiz plz chef

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Tofureply
aussie.zone

I would’ve but it is after eight and your promise of riot is too attractive to pass

2

During lockdowns I found a website 1001 Albums to listen to before you die.

I try to do an album a day during the week, but sometimes cannot be bothered.

It's definitely broadened by musical horizons, but has also introduced me to some absolutely crap (yes I know music is subjective) that is somehow popular.

Definitely suggest it to everyone.

https://1001albumsgenerator.com/

13

I am the cold. I slept bad. I had delicious left over pizza for breakfast and lunch. Mixed feelings about today

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lemmy.ml

Zucchini, eggplant, olives, oregano, garlic with non-dairy cheese.

The non-dairy cheese this place uses is really really strong in cheese flavour, which isnt ideal but it's still good.

6
aussie.zone

That feeling of safety should hopefully return soon back to 100%.

Such a fucked situation that no doubt people in these agencies should have prepared for.

Don't let them get away with not replacing your stuff. That's the least they can do.

I already had a fairly low opinion of the department of human services. And yet they still continue to fuck up.

5
aussie.zone

DFFH always sounded like someone trying to say DHHS with a potato in their mouth, which is apt

2

Classic dystopia novel. It's not a long read I read it in high school at your age.

2
Seagoon_reply
aussie.zone

put that knife away, why are you leaving a weapon out for possible assailants

put wedges under your doors

1
dumblederpreply
aussie.zone

All this stuff doesn't fall under the normal category, you were a victim of crime, which sucks but is not your fault.

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Seagoon_reply
aussie.zone

it happens

I change computers and lose passwords to email accounts, then what ever is attached to that email is basically fucked

at least i don't have anything on my phone and I use bluetooth as little as possible and never ever use public wifi

echo and that stuff, not in a million years

even so, I do have various shopping accounts

3

there is not much on my phone , no bank, no gov, no myki, few apps, no location tracking, i keep wifi and bluetooth off when out

but I'm sure if someone was determined they could hack easily

I do have phone numbers

2
aussie.zone

Bit of a server struggle to load the page just now. Anyway just finishing my last solid food pre-surgery. I hope porridge and a protein shake count as a light meal.

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dumblederpreply
aussie.zone

More a hostel with lots of beeping. The three other people in my area having speakerphone conversations.

8

The beeping is utterly maddening. How the hell is anyone supposed to sleep?!

5
aussie.zone

I got an email this morning to say my passport is on its way and the tracking number hasn't updated on their system so I don't know if it's coming today or not but I'm super excited anyway.

10
aussie.zone

Yes

Hopefully we can get a few days in New Zealand this year. Next year Japan.

10

Today's "you must've had a shit day mate" award runner up prize goes to the young bloke in hi viz who exited his car as it was at a 30 degree incline on the back of a tow truck and had to climb down.

The winner goes to whoever is gonna be held responsible for the Derrimut factory fire.

On a brighter note, some really lovely news, I received a surprisingly chunky bonus from one of my jobs (despite not being there that long). I have the option of salary sacrificing it or having it paid out as taxed wages. I would've liked to put it all to super but frankly I could do with liquid cash atm. Buys me more time later in the year for when I can't work as hard.

Now to whip up some hearty green curry. So good for throwing all the veg in!!

10
aussie.zone

I dropped my kid and her friend off at the station and I said "watch out for gypsies tramps and thieves".

And I got nothing back. Not even a smile.

10

Oh man. I love that song, totally forgot about it until now.

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Nathreply
aussie.zone

Despite being her first solo No 1, that song did not survive outside the 70s, I'm afraid.

5
aussie.zone

I can feel something inside me say......

Oooooo I have that sound effect on my microphone 🎤

6

Spent four hours out of home. Out to Prahan, back into Flinders to Spencer St. Then hung out with my partner for his lunch. Dropped into a shop on the way home and now I'm actually back.

The cat is pleased with my return and the bribe of wet food to remain on his good side.

...I forgot toilet paper. FML.

Edit: whoa that factory fire I saw from docklands with my partner earlier. I actually pointed it out but thought it was just pollution from a factory.

I guess it's still pollution, but from an explosion - which is cooler as long as no one is dead

Edit: holy! Check out the flying barrel! Scroll down to the interview with the chief and they show a clip. Wild!

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2024-07-10/derrimut-factory-fire-melbourne-west/104080168?utm_source=abc_news_app&utm_medium=content_shared&utm_campaign=abc_news_app&utm_content=other

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Glad I’m far enough to not be smelling it. When that recycling joint went up a few years back it was vile!

3

We got a mass email at work advising us to be cautious because the wind was heading our way for a while and the outdoor crew got a heads up almost as soon as it happens. Looks like it's blowing south now. Those videos are pretty wild

3

Put together my new bed last night. Added the mattress. Took a good 3 hours by myself, but it didn't break apart (and only one minor mistake that I managed to fix without having to take everything apart). So I call that a win.

Slept like a baby. Bit sore today though. I guess a mix of putting the bed together and the new mattress.

Now it's clean up. Soooo much styrofoam. The cardboard is in the car to take to the transfer station. Then gotta put the old bed in the car for the next trip. And then somehow get the mattress there.

In other news, my next Tassie western short story is releasing on Friyay!

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aussie.zone

Grabbed some tteokbokki for lunch. Wanted to try it for ages and it was beautiful, but my GOD was it spicy! Normally walk off lunch feeling like I need a coffee but deffo awake now!

9

Melbourne's public transport is a joke.

Waiting at Flinders for the train.

"signalling fault".

Catch a train to north Melbourne.

Then an "alternative service to Footscray".

Then another "alternative service" to keep going.

/rant

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TinyBreakreply
aussie.zone

Excuse me, are you a patron of the Dandenong corridor? No one has it worse than those guys. Special mention to the belgrave/lilydale line though. Those guys have had a lot of works lately.

7
aussie.zone

My dad lives in Ringwood, and I'm in Brunswick. It's 50/50 whether Belgrave/Lilydale are running. I loathe it entirely

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TinyBreakreply
aussie.zone

I always joke that if you dont like your family very much stick 'em in Pakey. You'll never have to visit cause of either monash roadworks or closures, and the trains basically never running.

5
aussie.zone

I heard there was a great place to grab breakfast around here. Lots of bacon. Can anyone tell me where to find it?

9

I'm glad for the dog smell on my clean clothes while in hospital, comforting.

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Seagoon_reply
aussie.zone

yeah, some dogs are worse than others

and what happened to dogs living outdoors in kennels?

4
aussie.zone

Decided to call in sick for tomorrow. The de-toothified area is quite painful and swollen - I think I'd be fine working in a standard office job, but having to speak all day with a sore mouth does not sound fun. The dental surgeon was a bit confusing about his recommendations for time off - verbally he told me I'd be fine to go back to work almost straight away, but he wrote me a certificate for three days off.

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I am in a workplace where we can use a stat dec for sick leave, and we can also sign stat decs for each other, so having a certificate or not isn't really an issue I factor in!

4
aussie.zone

I heard a crash then "Noooooooo" and it was the dog deciding to join in the kids board game. He swiped the pieces off and sat on the board. 😂

9

😂 he doesn't know any different. You say to him "You're a bad dog" and he wags his tail more cos he hears the word "dog".

4
aussie.zone

Finally updated my phone, the new one has been sitting in a drawer for months only to find Memmy is no longer available? Oh well, back to Mlem.

Also, why do some apps stay logged in and others require re-logging in, not to mention emails… The joys of technology. Though, can’t complain considering how easy the transfer is to get up and running.

Now need to get the screen protector and cover. If only I could just get up…

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aussie.zone

Oooo. I think I know this one. It frees up the highway to the server. I think.

5
aussie.zone

Fracking freezing this morning. Can’t get warm. There’s a subtle breeze to the city than chills to the bone.

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Very grey morning but not too cold out in the Northwest, I'm glad I don't need to deal with wind tunnels

5
aussie.zone

If my passport scanned in Dandenong South at 1:30pm today and I live in Melton, I ain't getting it today even though it says "it's coming today" am I?

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Duenanreply
aussie.zone

Sadly seems a little far for them to deliver it to you today.

Does your package have an eta on delivery day?

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Have had a busy morning - dropped the car in to fix a couple of things when I clipped a few things during the great move, sorted my Myki now I'm off Jobseeker, and updated my details on the electoral roll while I'm at it. Mechanic called before I even had time to sit down for a coffee so I've just got off the train after listening to a bunch of goss about someone's workplace merger.

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bull⚡reply
aussie.zone

I'm grateful for:

  • Never having tiktok since it's inception
  • Never having seen 2 girls 1 cup (if you don't know don't go looking)
  • Vegas who is a good boy oh yes he is oh yes he's such a good boy (I'm dog-sitting)
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  • Never having seen 2 girls 1 cup (if you don't know don't go looking)

::: spoiler Title That, or 1 guy 1 jar. Younger me was real naive. 💀 :::

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  • My new bed.
  • Passing uni and having a plan (Arthur)
  • That I can still cook low and slow despite not having done it for months.
  • That I am capable.
6

Grateful for living near beautiful parks

grateful for Bill and Ted

grateful for the patience and love of Mr Seagoon 😭

4

I havent deleted tiktok, but I don't use it after noticing my ex has an account. I didn't realise it notified you when you look at someone's profile.... So I got a nasty message from them hahaha

Grateful to still live rent free in their head lol don't think they realise I still got allllllll the receipts 😂

Also grateful for the Sun 🙌

4

Grateful for getting to end on time today, no nasty emails, and for the beautiful sunshine after a grey morning!

Grateful for having enough time go for a walk and then come back to cook up more delicious dinners.

And grateful I still have about two more months of cheap $2/mth NYT subscription to play Spelling Beeeeee

3

Grateful for my colleagues who are in the same boat with me still trying to paddle and keep hopes up

3

I've been out and got some sun but now back in the hot office I'm feeling awfully sleepy. zzzzzz. Hard to look at spreadsheets and figure out what I'm doing. Can I knock off early today? One only hopes so.

6

Holy crap. My pakidge might actually get to me tomorrow.

Come on come on!

6

May have a water leak in the wall? Noticed the skirting board has warped, and the bathroom door isn't closing properly.

The wall is part of the hallway, from the kitchen to the bathroom, and at either end the carpet is wet af. Like, I touch it and my hand may as well have been under a tap.

I don't fucking need this right now. I don't care that my LL would have to fix it, I just don't want them to kick us out while they do it. ARGHHHHHH!

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aussie.zone

I might be a fairly simple fix. Plumbers have sonic leak detection kits that can pretty much pinpoint where the leaks are. Cut open the wall, cut and rejoin the pipes, fix up wall.

We had one a while back and took the bloke about an hour to do it.

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Likely a shower leak if its near the bathroom. Had this on the wall behind the shower. Was a super simple fix, just a problem with the tap. Regrouted the shower just to be sure and that was a simple day job.

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aussie.zone

I had a small coughing episode while bending over to clean a water spill on the floor and got the worst cramp in my side hip / lower stomach area. Incredible pain for around 30 seconds and then it was done. It’s still a bit sore now.

Cramps are the absolute worst. Don’t get them often, but when they happen they feel like 10/10 pain level.

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I had a leg cramp while I was sleeping the other night and it was so painful. It’s still a little bit sore where I got the cramp and its been two days.

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aussie.zone

When I was in Melbourne a few weeks back, I matched with someone a day or two before I flew back home. We didn't talk much (and didn't meet obviously) while I was there but we've spoken a lot since I got home, graduating to swapping phone numbers and texting. We even handwrite little notes and take a photo and send it to each other. We are planning on a video chat soon and meeting next time I am in Melbourne (assuming video chat goes well).

I like her a lot (so far) but the whole 'we live in different states' thing is really souring my hopes. There is nothing really tying her to Melbourne in terms of family and commitments, and she said she is actually able to work remotely so I guess that it is a possibility. I also said I would like to move back to Melbourne once I finish studying, but it would depend on if my daughter wants to as well.

I'm likely just setting myself up for heartbreak - especially with my history - but what is life if not trying things in the hopes it will all work out?

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aussie.zone

You could potentially invite her down for a weekend in Hobart (from previous posts you live outside of the big smoke), meet up chill, do whatever, see what happens. If things go well and she's comfortable, she can stay at yours. If not, she has a hotel (or such).

Or do the same but you come back to Melbourne.

Give her a proper rogering and see what happens.

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aussie.zone

Give her a proper rogering and see what happens.

Just so succinct and to the point, lol.

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TinyBreakreply
aussie.zone

Give her a proper rogering and see what happens.

Fuck I was trying so hard to be diplomatic with my approach. "shared a cuddle" was originally "share a bed. Or the back seat of a rental car" but decided it wasn't diplomatic enough.

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aussie.zone

I feel that rogering is very underutilized in our current vocabulary.

5

personally prefer "root". Theres something so elegantly bogan about it.

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TinyBreakreply
aussie.zone

I like her a lot (so far) but the whole ‘we live in different states’ thing is really souring my hopes. There is nothing really tying her to Melbourne in terms of family and commitments,

Reckon you're gonna find a bunch of melbournians more than happy to GTFO outta here after the past few years.

But lets back up, you dont know if there is physical chemistry here yet. Lets worry about moving after you've shared a cuddle on the couch watching a movie. Not like its hard to fly between the 2 for a weekend visit either.

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aussie.zone

Reckon you’re gonna find a bunch of melbournians more than happy to GTFO outta here after the past few years.

Wait till you see property prices in Tassie. Shit's cooked over there too.

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TinyBreakreply
aussie.zone

christ dont I know it. But the grass is always greener when you've paid 2.5k to take your car over, right?

4
aussie.zone

I'm kicking myself for not buying a property there 15 years ago. Went there for work (pretty remote area) and houses were going for like $50k

5
aussie.zone

I am one of those people who thinks of everything. Short term and long. Like pros/cons, cost benefit analysis type thing.

It could be all for naught as there may not be any in person chemistry like you said.

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I am one of those people who thinks of everything. Short term and long. Like pros/cons, cost benefit analysis type thing.

Oh 100% the same. But its a bit premature till you know if shes a open mouth chewer or a big fan of farting in bed or some other horrible stuff. Kiss the girl first is my point.

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That is so good of them. Glad that is working out.

And yeah, we wouldn't be the first interstate (or international) people to have met, moved etc so it isn't out of the realm of possibilities.

Either Thursday or Friday we're gonna have our video chat.

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mysticgregreply
aussie.zone

Ungrateful for my inability to break out of my epic decade-long-stuck-in-the-same-role career rut that has me dreading coming into work each day.

8

"Every time you come in yelling that Goddamn 'Rise and Shine! Rise and Shine!' I say to myself, 'How lucky dead people are!'

2

I am angry that a rich country like Australia has poor living on the streets and I am angry that government measures and money for the poor and others in need is stolen in rorts.

8

Ungrateful for my neighbour. He's not mowing his lawn today, but he's making all sorts of noise in his garage. Dude, just stop it.

5

I am ungrateful for the nice weather today because I could've had sheets on the line. Tomorrow is gonna be shit and raining.

5

Anti grateful for my companies execs being pieces of shit and paying everyone bare minimum, fucking people over where they can get away with it

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Duenanreply
aussie.zone

I hate that I’m still stupidly drinking coffee when I’m not sleeping properly at the moment.

4

Nah. Not decaf. Was a freshly brewed coffee from a stovetop.

Superbly delicious but probably super high in caffeine. :(

3

The nurse who keeps turning all the lights on then leaving the area.

The joke of a vege meal.

4
aussie.zone

Repeated cold fronts that are making winter unbearable for outdoor activity

3

Sneezing like a mad thing. Normal allergies or toxic fire stuff? No idea. Don’t like it.

5
aussie.zone

The downside of working in the office in winter is I simply don't have the capacity to make and eat breakfast - I refuse to eat a cold breakfast and I can barely get up in time to get to work on time, let alone allow for breakfast.

Pretty much every weekday I've ended up unintentionally fasting from like 8pm to 11am... I get around it with coffee but I don't think it's great for my mental health in the mornings.

I need to think of something that I can heat and eat in the car (for my job with the longer commute) or in the office (for the other job). Maybe leftover pasta/fried rice for brekky.

5

Might need to look into this with non dairy options. Nowhere near as nice as real porridge but it's better than nothing

2

Back when I could eat oats I'd do porridge which was usually pretty nice.

5
aussie.zone

You could try those drinks that are like milk and protein. Not a shake, they come in like juice boxes?

UP AND GO! that's it! The brand is up and go. It's like, meant to be a kind of breakfast replacement/supplement to help get energy in the morning. But it isn't gurana based I don't think, it's milk based. Anyway, sorry for the train of thought, but it may help!

Edit: They have the ingredients on their website, so you can check :D https://upandgo.com.au/products/upgo-no-added-sugar/choc-ice-flavour-250/

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aussie.zone

Oof, i should've clarified that I have had lactose intolerance since I was 8. It's manageable with dairy once in a while but up & go would totally wreck my guts haha

3
Eaglereply
aussie.zone

I thought up and go was soy? Coles do a non dairy option, or they used to.

3
aussie.zone

Is there a microwave at work? Wheatbix heated with milk is good.

I like Bircher muesli soaked overnight but that's not hot....though you could probably heat it through in the microwave to make it more of a porridge....yeah that could definitely work.

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Hm I've done Bircher museli in summer but if you heated it up in winter wouldn't it get all gluggy and weird? I should give it a go anyway.

There is a microwave at both workplaces although the one with the longer commute is trickier because the shared kitchen is often busy (and extremely bare bones). I'd need to bring my own nondairy milk too, maybe if I pre poured it into smaller jars

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aussie.zone

every time I visit Richmond the town seems a little poorer, more closed shops, more people in dire straits. Overheard some guys sitting around discussing their favourite home made dinners. ( The homeless don't cook. ) 😔

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TinyBreakreply
aussie.zone

cant even imagine, been a few years since I worked out that way and it was pretty rough back then. Covid wasn't kind to bridge road.

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Seagoon_reply
aussie.zone

I literally chased down a young man I saw walking without shoes, he wasn't begging, gave him a 50 and made him promise to get shoes at the op shop 5 minutes down the road . I know he might spend it on shit but then maybe he will get shoes.

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i can't help everyone but i can help those i see

I should have taken him and made him try some on and then pay

and I'm guessing he's so disorganised and maybe drugged a bit too that he just forgets to put shoes on , or maybe his shoes weren't waterproof and got ruined or got stolen

shit happens 😔

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aussie.zone

The rot set in well before covid. I've been working on Bridge road since 2012 - just at the very end of its glory days as a centre for the cheaper end of the rag trade. Online shopping killed that, but it took a long time to die. Re-inventing itself now as wellness practitioners and eateries.
For real scunge, look at Johnston St.

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Oh 100%. But 2018 wasnt anywhere near as bad as 2022. Not saying 2018 was good by any stretch, but it wasnt so desolate.

1
aussie.zone

Alternatively (and totally off topic) the town of Richmond in Tasmania is beautiful.

4

Only had one coffee this morning and it went down like nothing. Could really go another coffee right now!

5

I miss squats and deadlifts so much. Heavy legs is my jam. Can't wait for the all clear from this surgery.

2
aussie.zone

Fuck me I forgot how fucking fiery the Maesri green curry paste is faaaaark. I added coconut sugar and as much coconut milk powder as I could but the latter is weaksauce. 3 pappadums did not help 🥵

4

Well, at least my sinuses are well and truly cleared. My brain feels like it's been washed in cold water

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Seagoon_reply
aussie.zone

I found maesri too hot as well, I use half a jar of valcom for a small curry and it's hot enough and has taste too

2

I like Maesri for the overall flavour and I have used it to good effect before, but probably with more balancing elements for the green curry (maybe added pumpkin or sweet potato). And coconut cream not this coconut milk powder nonsense I'm trying out. I love their red curry and panang curry pastes. Unfortunately I don't find valcom or the other main brands to be enough for me (haven't tried Mae Ploy), I have usually needed to zhuj them up a lot more with extra aromatics and at that point why even use a curry paste. Or they are just too overwhelmingly sweet

1
dumblederpreply
aussie.zone

I didn't know coconut milk powder was a thing. How are you usually with spicy stuff?

1

Yeah, it's an useful backup for when you just need a bit and don't want to open a whole can, or can't be arsed going to the shops. But clearly not quite the same. I haven't used it in over a decade, it's okay for thickening a sauce but not so much for coconut-forward dishes.

You can get larger packs of the stuff in Asian shops, decent Colesworths have the smaller packs.

Usually p good with spice, though less so than in my early 20s.

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aussie.zone

The factory with the exploding fire this afternoon, also had a fire incident last year with a fatality. Appalling negligence by Worksafe.

3

Plenty. But unfortunately in this case it was already known that the owner was not operating a safe workplace. So once the fatality occurred worksafe would have investigated, given notices to fix the problems, and can order the place to shut down until issues fixed if the risks are high enough. Something has gone wrong with that process if the place caught fire again.

1

I did none of the things today. It was still a lovely day, but I need to pull my finger out.

Now, what to eat for dins…

3

I've nearly finished listening to Return of the King, 3rd time and it still felt like I was up there on Mt Doom with Frodo and Sam or with Pippen and Merry on the battle field and all the good byes bring a tear

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