If it is specifically the last thing I ate, then Depressive Double Decker.
If it's the last thing I consumed, it's either Depressive Monster, or Depressive Bad Apple.
All of these options are hilarious.
That's a neurological condition, not a symptom, or am I being needlessly autistic about exact semantics?
Edit: this was supposed to be a joke. If "being autistic" isn't a symptom but a condition, the front and back halves of that sentence are contradictory. But since the second only applies if the first doesn't, the contradiction is self-referentially resolved.
I was trying to make a joke of my own, juxtaposing my own use of "being autistic" with the prior assertion that "autistic" isn't a symptom. I suppose it didn't land. Sorry about that.
Suicidal Sandwich
Ayyyyy, alliteration, nice! Well, not nice. You know what I mean. Hopefully.
Depressed pesto. Depresto
Anxious Bacon
You've got my bet
Lazy ass
Procrastination Tater Tot
Later tater!
autistic potato
bit on the gnose
Disassociative ramen.
Found my people
Comrade <3
Large penis anxiety your mom
executive dysfunction apple pie
Nothing burger
Lmao
Sadness enchilada
Distraction Cabbage.
That's honestly a dope ass-name for a horse IMO 😄
Loss of Appetite
Good one
Hypervigilance carbonara
Easily Distracted Beer
Procrastination meatball
Anxiety Chili
No no no
Anhedonic Sugar Cookie
Nice try, NSA. You're never getting my dick pics
(Paranoid polaroid)
Anti-social asshole yogurt
You really shouldn’t eat asshole yogurt, it’s not hygienic
Need to remember that next when offered
Hyperfocus Kebab
depression ramen
I eat that often.
The Big Sads Buffalo Chicken
That could be a childrens book.
The Big Sad Buffalo.
Forgetful... Uhh ..
Gastrointestinal Distress Nuggets seems like an unfortunate name for a horse, but here I am.
And it's Depression Dumpling rounding the final corner!
Verbal Tic Rice!
Sadness spaghettios
Really if you think about it all SpaghettiOs are sadness SpaghettiOs but I'm just following the prompt.
Adhd burrito?
Lol, sounds like a recipe for some fun bathroom visits.
Symptoms; not conditions.
Should be "inattentive burrito" unless you ate something before reading this.
Nothing burger
Suicidal Thinking Popcorn
(shit, this sounds like a object show character)
"Fucking exploded inside out and I'm still alive! Fuck life!"
hypersexual banana
Dare I ask if you consumed the banana orally?
Suicidal Snickers
You should have had a........oh wait.
Spiraling Carbonara
angry cracker
Manic banana!
relationship difficulty brownies
If it is specifically the last thing I ate, then Depressive Double Decker.
If it's the last thing I consumed, it's either Depressive Monster, or Depressive Bad Apple.
All of these options are hilarious.
Obsessive Compulsive Quarter Pounder
Anxiety Sandwich sounds like awful food or good music
Hallucinating Blueberry
Anxious stroganoff
Numb vagina
Inattentive Curry
Sleep all day Coffee
Autistic cracker
Describes my cartoon loving ass that is basically the opposite of my fursona, aesthetically.
Anxiety Cookie
Stealing this band name.
HELLO CLEVELAND!!! WE ARE ANXIETY COOKIE!!! ONETWOTHREEFOUR!!!!
![email protected]
Anxious instant noodle
Polar Poke
Sleepy Sundae
Depression Spiral Whopper Jr.
Basically a self fulfilling prophecy
Detached Cutlet
What if one of our symptoms is forgetting to eat for so long, you don't remember what you last ate?
me too, been 18 hours or so.
Try being humongous. I go days.
^totally not meant in any disrespect.
Dissociation Twizzlers which is definitely on the list of drag names now
flat affect salad
Dissociating Banana
You're the long lost Savanah Banana that cannot sanction such buffoonery!
Hyperfixated Sushi
Depression Biscuit
Dafuq???? How are we the same person???
Did you get the special at The Toledo?
Tired Soup
Lack of coordination baked potatoes.
My favourite actual horse name is pretty close. I think it was from the 1800s: Potoooooooo
Hyper focused wheetos
Autistic Nerds - wait…
Sad Apple
Dum dum dum ddddudum...
Anxious Chestnut
Awkward Sucker
Oof...
Hyperactive Túrórudi
Túrórudi is goated
self-hatred pizza
Schizoredbull
Lazy Protein Bar
Anal Club Sandwich
What kind of symptom is that?
Anal club + sandwich
Oversharing Booger!? /s
Distraction Cheese
'ole depression beans. what an animal.
Emotional dysregulation kebab
Paranoia Beans!
Executive dysfunction hot chicken
Erectile dysfunction viagra
Performance anxiety saliva
Self loathing arousal fluids
(I hope you enjoyed my short story about coital issues and sacrifice)
Lethargic liquor.
Hyperfocus cookies
They call me Executive function disorder trail mix
Anhedonia Sesame Balls
Clinical Carrot Juice
Suicidal Biscuits
With or without butter?
nah it's digestives
Hyperfocused, fuck what did I eat last?
Microsleeping Cookie
Ptsd spicy ramen
Mood-swing Waffle
Curious Coconut
Anxiety zucchini
echolalia milkshake
Forgetful Jalapeño Joyride
Lazy Lentil Soup.
I like it.
Hopeless Bread
Depression Klondike
Stimming chocolate
Manic Jack.
Brain Fog Burrito Bowl
Impulsive Chicken Salad
Irritable eggs
Shaky Stromboli
Dysphoria Salad, hell yeah (Ik ik, trans isn't a mental illness, but dysphoria salad is a fun name)
Forgetful Ass
ADHD Potato
Hyperfocus Affogato is dope.
Forgetful pickle
Anxiety ice cream
Splitting chocolate.
Avoidant Miso
Frozen depression pizza from the microwave.
Ooh, I would be on that horse.
Insomnia pie.
Anxiety Cantaloupe‽
Anxiety toast.
Anhedonic Sandwich
Named for the one I experienced while eating said sandwich 🥲
melancholic salted caramel
Executive Dysfunction Haddock
Hyperfocus toast
Fixation fries
Can't spell philbert
Word salad + not salad
Hyperfocus Cheerios
Numb shrimp egg roll
What do I do if I'm the picture of perfection?
Delusion + whatever you ate
This is a party and you're not fun here.
Narcissistic sandwich, is that you?!
You found me, Compulsive Cereal. You found me.
Executive Function Burrito
(also why is it "an executive function problem" and not "executive dysfunction?")
Anxious Fish & Chips
Quick tempered pappardelle
Depressed cookie.
Lazy nugget
Inattentive toast
Bonus my boys ---
Inattentive pancake
Anger pancakes
Anhedonia roast pork
Depressive Lox
Depressed/anxious cauliflower
One of? Ah, None-chicken?
Hyperfocus pork rinds
Dyslexia Pumkinseed. Not bad to be honest
Hi from Dyslexia Meatball
Executive dysfunction chicken.
Stuttering Slider
Oh that'll make for an interesting street name in Lexington
Inattentive Eggroll, lmfao
The Kentucky Derby Is Decadent and Depraved
Startled Veggie Straws
Hyper momo
Impatient Chili
Disorganized Goldfish
Translator?
Horny Burger.
insomniatic orange
Switching Carbonara
None Sausage Roll
Agitation sandwich
Disorder Apple Slice, nice
Anxious Cookie
[Decision] Paralysis Parfait
Rejection Sensitive Biscotti
Chaotic noodle
Anxiety salad
Shaky leg Ratatouille
This sounds like a dance move...
Potoooooooo
(An actual British horse name. Can be created by combining potatoes and dysgraphia.)
Ticcy Famichiki
Wow lol
ADHD crisps
Narcolepsy Pie
Anxiety Croissant
Deluded Shrimp Dumpling
Eczema Pizza
Executive Dysfunction Donuts.
Irritable donut.
None Steak
Inattentive meatstick
Anxious McMuffin
Anxious bagel
Procrastinating catfish.
Hyperactive cheesesandwich
Anxiety Belvita
late mazarine
Brain Fog Chilli
Schadenfreude lentils
Depression Keto Bread
ODD Casserole
Chronic Depression Cookie
Obsessive cinnamon bun lmao
Isolationist Clemantine
Avolition Toast
Not a good racer.
Executive dysfunction sunflower seed
Myoclonic Tapioca
Dissociative Banana Bread
Apathetic omelette
Anxiety Mamba! Say, that's not bad at all.
10 to 1 odds for Nerve Pain Cupcake
Executive cereal?
That's a neurological condition, not a symptom, or am I being needlessly autistic about exact semantics?
Edit: this was supposed to be a joke. If "being autistic" isn't a symptom but a condition, the front and back halves of that sentence are contradictory. But since the second only applies if the first doesn't, the contradiction is self-referentially resolved.
good argument. unfortunately i don't care
I do.
Okay. It's gone now.
Now I'm going to ask what it was because I'm curious
::: spoiler Tap for brain damage autistic bread :::
I was trying to make a joke of my own, juxtaposing my own use of "being autistic" with the prior assertion that "autistic" isn't a symptom. I suppose it didn't land. Sorry about that.
Oh :(
Hyperfocus cottage cheese
Sleepy tuna
ND so basically pick one Ramen.
Personally i like Disregulated Ramen but that's not really a mental illness
Manic pizza
Hyper focus Musli
Anhedonia Pot Pie. 🤣
Schizophrenic-orange chicken.
Forgetful Sushi
Hyperfocus Twix!