If it is specifically the last thing I ate, then Depressive Double Decker.
If it's the last thing I consumed, it's either Depressive Monster, or Depressive Bad Apple.
All of these options are hilarious.
That's a neurological condition, not a symptom, or am I being needlessly autistic about exact semantics?
Edit: this was supposed to be a joke. If "being autistic" isn't a symptom but a condition, the front and back halves of that sentence are contradictory. But since the second only applies if the first doesn't, the contradiction is self-referentially resolved.
I was trying to make a joke of my own, juxtaposing my own use of "being autistic" with the prior assertion that "autistic" isn't a symptom. I suppose it didn't land. Sorry about that.
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Suicidal Sandwich
Ayyyyy, alliteration, nice! Well, not nice. You know what I mean. Hopefully.
Depressed pesto. Depresto
Anxious Bacon
You've got my bet
Lazy ass
Procrastination Tater Tot
Later tater!
autistic potato
bit on the gnose
Disassociative ramen.
Found my people
Comrade <3
Nothing burger
Lmao
Large penis anxiety your mom
executive dysfunction apple pie
Loss of Appetite
Good one
Sadness enchilada
Distraction Cabbage.
That's honestly a dope ass-name for a horse IMO 😄
Easily Distracted Beer
Hypervigilance carbonara
Anxiety Chili
No no no
Procrastination meatball
Anhedonic Sugar Cookie
Anti-social asshole yogurt
You really shouldn’t eat asshole yogurt, it’s not hygienic
Need to remember that next when offered
Nice try, NSA. You're never getting my dick pics
(Paranoid polaroid)
Gastrointestinal Distress Nuggets seems like an unfortunate name for a horse, but here I am.
Forgetful... Uhh ..
depression ramen
I eat that often.
The Big Sads Buffalo Chicken
That could be a childrens book.
The Big Sad Buffalo.
Hyperfocus Kebab
Nothing burger
Sadness spaghettios
Really if you think about it all SpaghettiOs are sadness SpaghettiOs but I'm just following the prompt.
Suicidal Thinking Popcorn
(shit, this sounds like a object show character)
"Fucking exploded inside out and I'm still alive! Fuck life!"
Adhd burrito?
Lol, sounds like a recipe for some fun bathroom visits.
Symptoms; not conditions.
Should be "inattentive burrito" unless you ate something before reading this.
And it's Depression Dumpling rounding the final corner!
Verbal Tic Rice!
hypersexual banana
Dare I ask if you consumed the banana orally?
Spiraling Carbonara
Suicidal Snickers
You should have had a........oh wait.
Anxiety Sandwich sounds like awful food or good music
angry cracker
relationship difficulty brownies
Sleep all day Coffee
Inattentive Curry
Polar Poke
Anxious stroganoff
Autistic cracker
Describes my cartoon loving ass that is basically the opposite of my fursona, aesthetically.
Numb vagina
Hallucinating Blueberry
If it is specifically the last thing I ate, then Depressive Double Decker.
If it's the last thing I consumed, it's either Depressive Monster, or Depressive Bad Apple.
All of these options are hilarious.
Obsessive Compulsive Quarter Pounder
Manic banana!
Anxiety Cookie
Stealing this band name.
HELLO CLEVELAND!!! WE ARE ANXIETY COOKIE!!! ONETWOTHREEFOUR!!!!
![email protected]
Anxious instant noodle
Hyperfixated Sushi
Depression Biscuit
Dafuq???? How are we the same person???
Did you get the special at The Toledo?
Tired Soup
self-hatred pizza
Oversharing Booger!? /s
Executive dysfunction hot chicken
Lack of coordination baked potatoes.
My favourite actual horse name is pretty close. I think it was from the 1800s: Potoooooooo
Hyperactive Túrórudi
Túrórudi is goated
Depression Spiral Whopper Jr.
Basically a self fulfilling prophecy
Awkward Sucker
Oof...
Sleepy Sundae
Anxious Chestnut
Sad Apple
Dum dum dum ddddudum...
Lethargic liquor.
Dissociation Twizzlers which is definitely on the list of drag names now
Anal Club Sandwich
What kind of symptom is that?
Anal club + sandwich
Erectile dysfunction viagra
Performance anxiety saliva
Self loathing arousal fluids
(I hope you enjoyed my short story about coital issues and sacrifice)
Hyper focused wheetos
Schizoredbull
Lazy Protein Bar
Emotional dysregulation kebab
What if one of our symptoms is forgetting to eat for so long, you don't remember what you last ate?
me too, been 18 hours or so.
Try being humongous. I go days.
^totally not meant in any disrespect.
Autistic Nerds - wait…
'ole depression beans. what an animal.
Distraction Cheese
flat affect salad
Paranoia Beans!
Detached Cutlet
Dissociating Banana
You're the long lost Savanah Banana that cannot sanction such buffoonery!
Anhedonia roast pork
Splitting chocolate.
Microsleeping Cookie
What do I do if I'm the picture of perfection?
Delusion + whatever you ate
This is a party and you're not fun here.
Narcissistic sandwich, is that you?!
You found me, Compulsive Cereal. You found me.
Insomnia pie.
Anxiety ice cream
Anhedonia Sesame Balls
Depression Klondike
Depressed cookie.
Hyperfocus Cheerios
They call me Executive function disorder trail mix
echolalia milkshake
Forgetful Ass
Hyperfocus cookies
Executive Function Burrito
(also why is it "an executive function problem" and not "executive dysfunction?")
Clinical Carrot Juice
Impulsive Chicken Salad
Anxiety Cantaloupe‽
melancholic salted caramel
Numb shrimp egg roll
Stimming chocolate
Manic Jack.
Dysphoria Salad, hell yeah (Ik ik, trans isn't a mental illness, but dysphoria salad is a fun name)
Anxiety toast.
Anxious Fish & Chips
Quick tempered pappardelle
Lazy nugget
Anxiety zucchini
Forgetful Jalapeño Joyride
Irritable eggs
ADHD Potato
Frozen depression pizza from the microwave.
Ooh, I would be on that horse.
Hyperfocus toast
Can't spell philbert
Inattentive toast
Bonus my boys ---
Inattentive pancake
Anger pancakes
Hyperfocused, fuck what did I eat last?
Ptsd spicy ramen
Mood-swing Waffle
Curious Coconut
Lazy Lentil Soup.
I like it.
Hopeless Bread
Brain Fog Burrito Bowl
Hyperfocus Affogato is dope.
Forgetful pickle
Executive Dysfunction Haddock
Anhedonic Sandwich
Named for the one I experienced while eating said sandwich 🥲
Suicidal Biscuits
With or without butter?
nah it's digestives
Fixation fries
Shaky Stromboli
Word salad + not salad
Depressive Lox
ND so basically pick one Ramen.
Personally i like Disregulated Ramen but that's not really a mental illness
Manic pizza
Stuttering Slider
Horny Burger.
Anxiety Croissant
Deluded Shrimp Dumpling
Eczema Pizza
Oh that'll make for an interesting street name in Lexington
Hyperfocus pork rinds
insomniatic orange
Shaky leg Ratatouille
This sounds like a dance move...
Anxiety salad
Startled Veggie Straws
Irritable donut.
Chaotic noodle
None Steak
Executive Dysfunction Donuts.
Anxious McMuffin
Inattentive meatstick
Hyper momo
Anxious bagel
Inattentive Eggroll, lmfao
Procrastinating catfish.
[Decision] Paralysis Parfait
Anxiety Belvita
late mazarine
The Kentucky Derby Is Decadent and Depraved
Brain Fog Chilli
Narcolepsy Pie
10 to 1 odds for Nerve Pain Cupcake
Anxious Cookie
Ticcy Famichiki
Wow lol
Disorder Apple Slice, nice
Potoooooooo
(An actual British horse name. Can be created by combining potatoes and dysgraphia.)
Depression Keto Bread
None Sausage Roll
ODD Casserole
Chronic Depression Cookie
Rejection Sensitive Biscotti
Switching Carbonara
Isolationist Clemantine
Avolition Toast
Not a good racer.
Executive dysfunction sunflower seed
Schadenfreude lentils
Myoclonic Tapioca
Dissociative Banana Bread
Disorganized Goldfish
Translator?
Apathetic omelette
Anxiety Mamba! Say, that's not bad at all.
Obsessive cinnamon bun lmao
Depressed/anxious cauliflower
One of? Ah, None-chicken?
Impatient Chili
Hyperactive cheesesandwich
Dyslexia Pumkinseed. Not bad to be honest
Hi from Dyslexia Meatball
Hyperfocus cottage cheese
Executive cereal?
That's a neurological condition, not a symptom, or am I being needlessly autistic about exact semantics?
Edit: this was supposed to be a joke. If "being autistic" isn't a symptom but a condition, the front and back halves of that sentence are contradictory. But since the second only applies if the first doesn't, the contradiction is self-referentially resolved.
good argument. unfortunately i don't care
I was trying to make a joke of my own, juxtaposing my own use of "being autistic" with the prior assertion that "autistic" isn't a symptom. I suppose it didn't land. Sorry about that.
Oh :(
I do.
Okay. It's gone now.
Now I'm going to ask what it was because I'm curious
::: spoiler Tap for brain damage autistic bread :::
Agitation sandwich
Sleepy tuna
Executive dysfunction chicken.
ADHD crisps
Anhedonia Pot Pie. 🤣
Hyper focus Musli
Forgetful Sushi
Schizophrenic-orange chicken.
Hyperfocus Twix!