Because the neighbours would torch your car after a few calls.

Rightfully.

Rentner fahren in Dinge, Hard Track Edition.

Yep. That thing needs to be outside far from any flammable structure and material NOW.

Do you really want to würth me? Do you really want to make me crimp?

Auf einen Punkt möchte ich eingehen: Dass im Westen jeder Bürger Opfer der kapitalistischen Maschinerie und der sozialen Kälte in individualistischen Kulturen war und ist, wollten die Opfer im Westen nicht hören, und die zukünftigen Opfer im Osten auch nicht. Es hat die Ostdeutschen halt härter, weil unvorbereiteter, getroffen - im Westen hatte man sich damit schon leidlich arrangiert.

Gruß geht raus an die CDU- und FDP-Wähler, die in den 80er Jahren dem Neoliberalismus und all seinen hässlichen Kindern nur zu gerne den Weg bereitet haben.

That's mildly inflaming.

The most interesting people I know didn't know at 22 what they wanted to do with their lives. Some of the most interesting 40-year-olds I know still don't.

Knowing lyrics to songs by Baz Luhrman is one of them 😉

This was not just a win for journalism, but a win for basic reading comprehension.

And that to the faces of the owners of a highly regarded newspaper. giggle

Ist Kiffgras in Bremen besonders billig, oder wie kommt es zu so hirnweichen Entscheidungsprozessen?

I'm with you!

I ask for nothing, master. - And you'll get it in abundance!

Reuters reported on Monday, citing maritime tracking data, that fewer than 20 commercial vessels passed through the Strait of Hormuz over the previous two days, with the figure falling to just four vessels on Sunday. Compared with an average of around 130 vessels per day before the war, the latest figure represents a decline of more than 90 percent in traffic through the waterway.

And only a part of those 20 vessels were transporting gas or oil.

Buckle up, the fertiliser wars are coming.

And ruzzian drone factories will face attacks from known sources. That's what happens when you start a war.

Piss off from Ukraine, azzholes, and the shitshow will stop immediately.

Fishing for compliments, Mr. Young looking guy, eh?

Also: How did he not get turned into stone when he studied her face for its features and imperfections?

That guys nose tells an interesting story. Pretty sure the cartoonists had a message.

Had that with a carpenter who was bidding for the new windows in a friends apartment. I was there as a visitor for a completely unrelated reason when he showed up and only looked at me and never talked to her while answering her questions.

Boy, did she drop him from the list of possible contractors.

If you looove somebody... 🎵

Cognitive decline ruffles up your perception of time.