Their penalty will be getting reelected and having to spend another 2 years working with JD fucking Vance.

It's almost like if you want to be remembered fondly, you have to not be a piece of shit while you're alive.

Imagine hating yourself so much that you're a woman and decide to be a Republican.

There's your answer.

This is the guy who, as president, literally asked "who knew health care was so complicated". And more recently, he thought he could waltz in any stop the fighting in the Middle East just by telling Israel and Palestine to get along, then threw a hissy fit when that didn't work.

How anyone takes this man seriously or thinks he's anything but a complete moron is beyond me. Not knowing what the fuck he's doing is literally his only move.

I ate 2 burritos last night, so coincidentally I also dropped a huge piece of shit today.

Aged better than Charlie Kirk.

So in the past couple of weeks, MAGA has been Make Argentina Great Again and now Make Australia Great Again.

I wonder what Trump is gonna fuck up next week so that Azerbaijan can swoop in to start selling to China.

Oh, the idiots who wouldn't even endorse Mamdani? Yeah, good job shitheads, go against the will of your own voters to try to stay on better terms with the worst people, who won't even work with you.

Have you never actually been in a public bathroom?

Have you not been paying attention for the last 8 years?

Reddit can 9gag on my TikTok.

It's his own fault. Nobody told him to trip and fall on those bullets.

Can't wait to see what stupid shit he latches on to next.

Almost definitely both were involved.