Sorting nuts in a chocolate factory?

Who?

Cake decorating places?

When Jason Todd was first introduced he was given an origin very similar to Dick Grayson's (although since it was given in more detail than Dick's had been in the '40s modern versions of Dick Grayson tend to use a lot of elements from Jason Todd.) After the Crisis on Infinite Earths Jason's past was rewritten with the "street kid" origin. And then a couple of years after that he was killed off.

FBI, open up! You want a job?

Because of the metric system?

Before Jason Todd met Batman he was a successful circus acrobat. Batman screwed him up so much that his past retroactively changed so that he was a street kid stealing hubcaps.

Another botched attempt to steal Christmas?

Have they lowered the requirements for "Certified Fresh"? 77% seems really low for that.

They should've had Godzilla1998 looking nervous.

If you're going to play Ys then I'd recommend the TurboGrafx CD version over the Master System version.

As for Sega games, Wonder Boy in Monster World is really good. Wonder Boy III: The Dragon's Trap is also good, although the remake from a few years ago is pretty much a top-to-bottom improvement so I'd go for that version.

Starflight for the Genesis would be another recommendation.

Instead of Ohio?

Miss Piggy would mop the floor with Elon Musk.

They sold out to a private equity firm, who in turn sold them to EA.

Off in the distance, nearly inaudible but coming ever closer...

It's time to play the music
It's time to light the lights

So no to plastic surgery to make your boobs bigger but yes to plastic surgery to make your vagina smaller?

The US's separation between legislative and executive branches just means that they can each point the finger at the other when things go badly. I'm glad my country doesn't use that kind of system.

He came in second in the last election and now forms the official opposition?

The animation is good, but part of the joke is that it looks like Jucika is coming down to see the guy in the second panel before revealing that she just wants to get rid of the radio in the third. Her facial expression and body language in the animation give away the punchline way too early.

It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.