Future [SMBC]
cross-posted from: https://discuss.online/post/47147173
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::: spoiler Alt text The real question is how long until each of these can be one-shotted. :::
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Some of those guys in The Godfather already had big titties.
Cursed 💀
You'll find that GanDDalf is by definition, blessed.
Things are now in motion that cannot be undone.
Thanks, i hate it. I'd like to do a return on this comment.
You used the wrong one!
I was leaving something to the imagination! Lol
I think I could imagine those tits bigger...
The Godfather would say “big naturals edition” b/c those old school mafioso types would have some pride in the old ways
"Ayy check out da broad wit da big naturals"
"Vinnie it's 2026 nobody says 'broad' anymore no cap frfr"
Fake boobs? Forgetta-bout-it 🤌
So no to plastic surgery to make your boobs bigger but yes to plastic surgery to make your vagina smaller?
Now you're getting it
It's not the future humanity needs right now, but it's the one it deserves. 🦇
Go a step further. The movie is generated in real-time by consolidating and averaging the will of the people in the theatre.
It may start out as big tittied X-Men, but then people get bored and maybe want it to shift to something else, then when there are no ideas, or no good ideas, Ben Affleck fills in the gaps.
As a texture.
Just build the movie from the collected feeds of whatever the audience is scrolling through at that moment.
Doomscroll the movie coming to a
data collection centertheater near you.Honestly, I'd be okay with this future if that was all that happened. Living in a big tittied hellscape sounds a lot better than shitty ad filled hellscape.
Oops! Each one of those is two hours long with an ad break every forty-five seconds. And at the end, it turns out that it was all product placement.
In the end, isn't it about the ads we saw along the way?
I really liked "The Empire Strikes Back where Big-Tittied Yoda Fights the Big-Tittied Exogorth".
Quentin Tarantino film, but it's all about feet
So, any already existing Tarantino film..?
I always thought Uma had weird feet, but as I get older, those feet get bolder
Pride and Prejudice and Big Titties
Pirates of the Caribbean: The Big Titties of the Black Pearl
Forrest Gump But It's Just 2 Hours of Jenny With Big Titties
Jennayy
He already peaked his foot fetish when he got his buddy to make a film so that he could drink whiskey off Selma Hayek's feet.
"Generating 3h hour film of Quentin Tarantino's feet..."
With a slin-off collabing with Hideo Kojima for 200 percent more feet.
Some might say that $785 billion in debt isn't worth it, but it's a small price to pay for big tiddies.
What's wrong with the X-men driving racecars?
That is the part I would exclude for sure. Nobody wants a Fastest and Furriest in cars.
And, I mean, the first part is just source-accurate.
I’ll one shot them alright.