Voted yesterday right before lunch and I barely had a 5 minute line, it was nice

My mom used to do faux decorative wall painting for rich clients. They would pick a sample and she would paint the walls to match but she found that they often complained after the work was done, even when it was exactly what they wanted.

She ended up getting a spray bottle with water that had a bit of food coloring and called it a “toning layer” that she would spray on the wall. It didn’t change anything but it made the clients think their feedback mattered, she said it almost always worked and they’d be elated afterwards.

Since OP didn't post the lil bonus pic

They should just ask ChatGPT for some advice on how to make the company more money and email that to him

Unlimited toilet paper should be a basic right, what the fuck

How the fuck is this real?!?

Google: please, we have to prove to our investors that the AI gamble will pay off. We’ll license you Gemini for almost nothing and your customers will love it!

Slime companion: Adding a small amount of bleach to your sibling’s bottle would be a funny prank

This is the only explanation that makes sense for female armor in video games

Question coming from my own ignorance but how do we know they haven't tampered with the files by this point? It seems like they control enough of the government to get agents that would be willing to delete it modify evidence, I'm just not sure what controls are in place to ensure that nothing has been tampered with

It's always the ones you most expect 🥲

Maybe they forced her to get laser hair removal when they were messing with her. Super underrated show! I love Dirk Gently, whatever character has screen time at a given moment is my favorite character.

For the lazy, here's the flag in question

That corn dog is already from a different socioeconomic background, all my corn dogs have looked like this

https://traffic-simulation.de/

This site simulates traffic flow and lets you play around with variables to see how traffic responds. It's pretty neat to see how traffic patterns emerge

For me and my wife it’s a topic we bring up constantly throughout the year. Keep making suggestions and refining the ideas. Then October comes and of course he haven’t written anything down so we completely forget all our ideas.

Then two weeks before Halloween we say “ok we’re need to get costumes. It’s close”. Then we’ll come up with a very elaborate idea that we both know won’t happen, but we agree anyways.

Then 2 days before Halloween we check Amazon/spirit Halloween and do our best surprised Pikachu face when all the good costumes are gone or need more than 1 day to deliver and we end up settling on something dumb and get angry.

Repeat next year for some reason.

Post a comment complaining about not giving the fucking name and then don’t give the fucking name. It’s Matt Berry, who won the BAFTA for Toast of London He’s also widely known from his role in What We Do In The Shadows and the IT Crowd

Same, it's pretty maddening. I want to stop hearing about stuff that's going to deteriorate my general health but at the same time I don't want to be blindsided by all the stuff that will have a legitimate impact on my life.

It's all so insanely stupid and I'm so tired of him getting away with all the bullshit without even trying. Feels like the whole government is just his condom puppets that say yes to his every whim and just allow him to fuck over the country

6 The Marshal sang happy birthday before serving him