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Rudy Giuliani indicted for role in Arizona fake-elector scheme

Ex-New York mayor last of 17 defendants to be served in plot to overturn Donald Trump’s election loss to Joe Biden in 2020

Former New York mayor Rudy Giuliani  is the last of 17 defendants to be served an indictment in Arizona’s fake-elector case for his role in an attempt to overturn former president Donald Trump’s loss to Joe Biden in the 2020 election, the Arizona attorney general said.

Kris Mayes posted the news regarding the Trump-aligned lawyer on her X account late Friday.

“The final defendant was served moments ago. @RudyGiuliani nobody is above the law,” Mayes wrote.

The attorney general’s spokesperson, Richie Taylor, said in an email to the Associated Press on Saturday that Giuliani faces the same charges as the other defendants, including conspiracy, fraud and forgery charges.

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lemmy.world

Another post about this which doesn't talk about why this is so fucking funny. I'm going to repost what I posted in the previous thread:

The comedy:

  1. He mocked Arizona attorney general for not serving him the papers in a Twitter post.
  2. The Arizona attorney general then served him the papers about an hour later.
  3. Giuliani deleted the post, but the attorney general took a screenshot and posted it along with saying that he had been served.
  4. This happened on Giuliani’s 80th birthday.
  5. At his birthday party.
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If you're a woman and you start looking old, Fox stops putting you on the air.

Being blonde also helps.

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lemmy.world

You gotta not fuck up every day to not get served if they are looking for you.

The AG only needs to wait patiently for that 1 fuck up.

Sometimes, the AG gets it all wrapped up like a nice birthday present.

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I mean Rudy was on his podcast telling people his location for weeks so the fuck up was Rudy taunting the AG not so much that Rudy was hiding and the AG couldn't find him.

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kbin.run

He’ll escape justice when he melts in the AZ heat and reconstitutes outside the jail

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FuglyDuckreply
lemmy.world

the trail of hair grease will make it obvious where he went. then they lock him up in a fishtank.

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Riccosuavereply
lemmy.world

I think I'm too dumb to understand what you mean by this. Sorry.

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flickerreply
lemmy.world

In the Futurama universe, they claim powdered crystalline opal is used to keep the heads alive in their jars.

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Season 6, Episode 23. "All the President's Heads."

Beware. There are some truly heinous British accents.

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barsquidreply
lemmy.world

Wouldn't his bones fall out? He'd have to steal another ill-fitting set of teeth from someone else's grave.

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Hey I’m just a regular dude. Don’t know that much about the physiology of the oozelings

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lemm.ee

They found him. I don’t think he was ever truly missing. It sounds like he was just refusing to leave the house because he knew they were waiting.

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Lawl. The mental image of him with a 4-day beard, in a house coat, staring through cheap horizontal blinds to check to see if people are coming is too much

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You reached the end