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Banana Mamdani sounds like a tropical drink. 🍹🍸

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There's always money in the banana stand. Now, where's my attorney?

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lemmy.world

Do Americans not know how fruits work or is it just the Epstein class that doesn't?

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piefed.zip

It's the rich fucks who have never done their own shopping that didn't understand how shit works.

Like how the pedo in chief thinks you need an id to buy groceries (he's said this multiple times while trying to push for draconian voter id laws)

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lemmy.world

It's entirely possible that they know what bananas look like unpeeled, and they know what the inside of a banana looks like on a plate, but they've never seen for themselves how bananas move from one phase to the other.

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lemmy.world

Oh fuck I never considered that. That can't be true, bananas are everywhere in movies and shit right?

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They are so far removed from a concrete reality that they've never seen a banana ripen. To the wealthy, all green bananas are bad and gross. The yellow bananas are good, and those are the ones people bring you when you pay them money for a banana, or the ones you see in your wealthy spaces.

For example, a wealthy person who has a fruit bowl on the counter will also have someone who changes the fruit out every day for fruit that is perfectly ripe that day. They may not even know fruit ages until they are well into adulthood and find out accidentally.

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fyzzlefryreply
retrolemmy.com

Is it about using checks? Does he think people still write checks?

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No, if you're being generous, you might explain it as him thinking the loyalty cards people scan are I'd cards.

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glimsereply
lemmy.world

Yeah man, Americans only know hamburgers and corn. Everyone carries a gun and no one can read so fruit is a mystery. You definitely have the right idea about this place.

Stuff like this makes me feel good because it shows that we're not the only country where people are passively brainwashed by the media lol

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Corn. You mean that thing you make gas out of? What's it got to do with groceries? /s

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Come on, relax. The first part of the comment was rhetoric. It is telling that you comment as if it was meant seriously.

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Yes. We know. The idiot that said the thing probably knows too.

It’s a sound bite to make Mamdani seem like he’s pushing bad food. That’s it.

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I'm not sure if there's been a good enough study on general "food literacy" to really know but I'd love to see one. Anecdotal so this is fairly worthless info: When I was a teen working at a pizza shop the amount of new hires that rolled through over the years that couldn't recognize some/many of the toppings on sight was alarming to me. I don't know how widespread that scenario is. I figure, at least some kids grow up completely ignorant of what the raw ingredients look like for any food they eat.

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Voroxpetereply
sh.itjust.works

You seem to be under the false impression that most Americans have ever seen a fruit or vegetable.

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lugalreply
sopuli.xyz

I'm not an American myself but I've heard of food deserts aka areas where fresh food isn't available. This context is important because without it, your comment might read as if it's their fault

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I’m impressed that you managed to put a whole sentence together all by yourself! You should be very proud! Did you put your own socks on today too? Wow!

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europe.pub

If you eat a banana in Europe or the U.S., there’s a 99% chance it was harvested just as green as the one in the picture.

Today, bananas are harvested unripe in their countries of origin because they’re much easier to transport that way, and they’re then fumigated with ethylene in large ripening facilities at their destination to allow them to ripen further. This way, the logistics process is less stressful during transport, and the customer gets a perfectly ripe banana at the store... though I don’t understand why they used bananas for the photo that were taken out of the ripening house too early.

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protistreply
retrofed.com

In the US, bananas often hit the store shelves this color. They will ripen quickly over the following 3-4 days. You can decide to buy the ones that have ripened on the shelves or buy greener ones and let them ripen at home. Unripe bananas have several culinary uses, so it's good to have this option

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I much prefer to have a range of ripeness when buying bananas, otherwise you need to wait 4 days for them to ripen and now you have 24 hours to eat 8 bananas.

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I didn't know that. In Europe they're often somewhat greenish when the shelve is freshly stocked but I think I never found such green ones pictured here... that's what made me wonder.

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PortNullreply
lemmy.dbzer0.com

Not far from where we used to live in the UK there was a road sign directing you to the "Banana depot"

This be one of the places you speak of

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jaybonereply
lemmy.zip

Did it always have a nice sweet smell in the area?

I used to live close to a chocolate factory. Sometimes it smelled ok and a lot of people commented they like it. To me most of the time it smelt like burnt chocolate, which was kind of sickening.

Wondering if ripening possibly rotting bananas in large quantities would have a similar effect.

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I dunno, we buy green bananas all the time as different people in the house have different banana ripeness preferences. We also eat heaps and buying them green means less trips to the shops

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lemmy.world

Ironically, there's a phrase for someone who's so old and out of touch that they might as well be on death's doorstep:

"Don't buy green bananas."

(In the South it's often used in a self deprecating way: "let's just say I don't buy green bananas.")

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jaybonereply
lemmy.zip

Ain’t no one got time for that shit.

I’m starting in on the first banana on the way home from the store. Gotta be quick with those fuckers. Otherwise it’s a day later and you’re like “welp, gotta make bread I guess.” Eyes tearing up. It’s like a funeral for those little bitches.

You’re tempted to switch these with a fresh one from the store if you have any kids in the house, like you did when the goldfish died. I can’t tell a kid the banana went to go live on a farm upstate.

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Dude, break off a couple yellows, grab some greens for later.

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lemmy.world

I thought this was satire but looked up mr. macintosh and it's real. Dude, are you on death's door? No time to wait for the bananas to get ripe?

To be fair - If they are platanos - I wouldn't buy such green plantains because those fuckers are green, green, green for weeks then yellow but not ready and I forget about them and miss the one day they are ripe.

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My first rule is if they're conservative, take it with a grain of salt.

If they're a white conservative, less of that.

If they're a old white conservative, of fuck off. No opinion of theirs is valid.

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To be fair - If they are platanos - I wouldn’t buy such green plantains because those fuckers are green, green, green for weeks then yellow but not ready and I forget about them and miss the one day they are ripe.

You just described avocados except on a longer time scale. Avocados are a like "Sike! I was ripe at 12:56 pm and it is now 12:59 pm. I now no longer ripe."

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diablomnkyreply
lemmy.world

Depends on what you're making with them, but for maduros I agree. Gotta get them when they're spotted brown.

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Yes, I like them in the Cuban style, almost overripe, fried in butter, then a little salt. So delicious. Luckily the stores around here do put out both green and ripe platanos.

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lemmy.world

That shithead has never once been in a grocery store or had to buy his own food. Shows how out of touch he is. Fuck off with that shit.

Personally I get the green nanners since they'll last longer.

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lemmy.world

Smart people that aren't fucking idiots also get green ones. Especially in this economy

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Depends. When bananas get too cold they can stay green and never ripen. Was a problem a few months ago because grocery stores should have been throwing them in the trash but sold these bad bananas anyway.

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lemmy.ca

They say suspiciously green banana in the same way they say Barack Hussein Obama.

I really hope there is a limit to how much Fox New's daily message of "suspect and hate anything that looks like progress"

Hopefully the concrete benefits of cheaper groceries will sway people.

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renrenPDXreply
lemmy.dbzer0.com

I’ve got three suspiciously green bunches of bananas at home because that’s all they had. It just means I’ve got a week before they’re anywhere close to being edible.

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Costco bananas are usually green when you buy then, and then you have like 2 days to eat them after they ripen until they turn brown.

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lemmy.today

They weren't even bananas, they were plantains. He calls them by name in the video.

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mirshafiereply
europe.pub

For one banana? Can't be more than, what, like $10?

Was I right?

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AFAIK you are still right. But my knowledge may just be outdated.

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Its just because he's part of big apple has nothing to do with the politician or bananas. He's just trying to divert people from eating non apple fruits.

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Yeah, him and his daughter Granny Smith have been saying bad things about bananas all their lives.

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jaybonereply
lemmy.zip

First the frogs, now the bananas. When will this gay green menace end.

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When you give in and let the hulk, uh, hulk out. In all the right ways.

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and they’re BOTH GREEN

COINCIDENCE?!?

there’s a reason GREEN is in the MIDDLE OF THE RAINBOW

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He never bothered to even watch the video clearly. I did and I remember Zohran clearly saying they were plaintains.

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lemmy.zip

The dude has servants that do his shopping. If they put green bannannas in front of him he would eat 2-3 and the puke because of the starch like a toddler that doesnt know better.

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lemmy.world

Don't trust the government - republicans that run the government. ????

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That's the problem with that party. They believe the government doesn't work so they're trying to prove it.

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lemmy.zip

It's true, I don't want to eat green bananas, but I also don't want to eat brown bananas.

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australianbananas.com.au says brown bananas are great for bbq tho and im willing to chance that because that does sound excellent

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lemmy.world

saw a vid of an american woman in an english supermarket and she commented how green the bananas were which amused me you buy five or eight bananas to last the whole week right

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P1k1ereply
lemmy.world

Oh man, they go bad so quick round here

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P1k1ereply
lemmy.world

Yes, only yellow. I don't think I've ever made full use of a bunch

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Peel and chop the bananas into smallish chunks and then freeze them. And you can blend the frozen bananas with some cocoa powder for really delicious chocolate nice cream.

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I've had bananas that seem to go directly from green to brown. Not often but it was pretty annoying.

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Bananas that green are the best possible buy for longevity. Then you grab one or two singles that are yellow to go with them.

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The yellow ones will make the green ones yellow faster as long as you keep them together.

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Yall fruits don’t continue to ripen at home?

We look for the green bananas because we need them to not spoil to fast.

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lemmy.ca

I keep seeing "green banana" posts but I saw the video this is from and those are plantains

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lemmy.world

Are they? The picture looks like bananas to me. Where I've lived in the states though plantains are usually less rounded and longer. They probably vary just the same and I'm not use to seeing it

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I can tell because regular bananas have a long straight crown, plantains have a short crown with a prominent ridge at the front.

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Then don't you dumb rat-fuck pedophile protector. Jesus Christ, that tweet was worth it, eh?

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slrpnk.net

I mean these are kinda excessively green. They really shouldn't be harvested this early but then again transporting them across the world to NYC requires a very early harvest to avoid spoilage.

Once you taste a banana that was harvested when it was ripe you'll never want another supermarket banana again.

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Unfortunately I live almost 3000 miles away from where bananas grow so I'm not having a "harvested ripe" banana any time soon.

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There are many varieties of banana. Some are this green even when they are ripe. But I do not know if they are available in the US.

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lemmy.nz

This asshole doesn’t know that a beautiful bunch o ripe banana hiding deadly black tarantula

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Irie, mon. Daylight come, and me wanna go home.

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Those look like guineo or they could be plantains as well OR it could be really, really fresh bananas 🤷‍♀️. Nonetheless, this just proves that conservative republicans are ignant’ assholes.

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Calling McIntosh people might be the worst disservice here.

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David M McIntosh: yessssss when my personal shopper drives directly to the market to get food, then delivers them to my butler, who hands them off to my complement of personal chefs. I assure you therey're nothing but the finest shade of yellow.

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lemmy.world

And look how curvy they are. How is he going to stick that in his butt?

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The male hooker he engages at least twice a week has more of a curve than that banana. Its why hes a return customer, really crashes into his prostate like a semi-truck hitting a chihuahua

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Tell us that this McIntosh never saw a grocery shop from the inside without saying this literally.

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discuss.tchncs.de

I know they ripen much more after etc.

But I was wondering do you guys frequently buy them this green still? The ones on offer around me are way more yellow already.

Maybe it's a difference in how supermarkets in the USA vs Switzerland do logistics or something, that's why I'm asking.

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I buy for my family of four for the week. I have to buy them in a gradient from just-ripe yellow, to green as can be. Every time I hit the store I buy some that are this green.

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Estonian here, they usually show up moderately green in the store, oftentimes they'll still have the yellows from the last batch out when they bring in the fresh green ones. I prefer them a little green, I don't actually like yellow.

Just to add a data point, I don't know how green they come in the US

Also the ones on the photo are apparently plantains, which are much greener than cavendish bananas. Our regular bananas are never THIS green.

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The apple was named after a different Macintosh, and the computer after the apple, but it’s not a hugely uncommon name.

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A different spelling. But they are both pretty common spellings of a pretty common name. Are you confused by this?

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Is David M. McIntosh a typical customer of the government run grocery stores? Is it normal for wealthy people to travel from another state to shop there?

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Yeah…they look like that half the time in Walmart, which is one of the largest beneficiaries of corporate welfare.

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Green bananas are better in smoothies imo. Just my preference though. Can't speak for others.

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