Five minutes into the flight, he's going to have this really nervous, embraced look on his face. Ten minutes in, he's going to be fidgeting and kinda trying to catch your attention. Fifteen minutes in, he's going to give you the most exasperated sigh and announce "It's lupus. You've got lupus. You need to begin treatment as soon as we land."
Problem is that you're still pretty close to Butt-Head (I assume Muscle Man is polite enough to be reasonably quiet). Granted you get an aisle seat so you can occasionally "go to the bathroom" to get some peace and quiet (edit: and House might be willing to slip Beavis and Butt-Head, the former especially, some Vicodin for you because he also wants them to shut up.)
Then again, sitting in or near the very back might save your life with Beavis and Butt-Head aboard. (edit 2: Forgot this wouldn't be possible after 9/11.)
Silent Bob and Kazuma will just chill while Aqua and Jay will try to get high/drunk or something else in the restroom and end up causing the plane to have an emergency landing.
The pink-haired one is kind albeït a bit slow. The white-haired one is probably smuggling contraband and is not afraid to trample you in an emergency. Beating up Beavis for snickering at their horse ears constitutes an emergency.
even if your consider that it's the actors and not the characters it would still be non stop talking from Kevin. which I'm fine with either it's still definitely my pick here.
Oh, if we're talking actors, absolutely. I just don't think I could take a whole flight listening the Jay blather endlessly. It would be funny for a while, but it gets old after a bit.
bbno$ is a rapper (arguably used to be a meme rapper) who's made a ton of songs that blew up on TikTok. You've probably heard some of his songs without knowing it just because of how pervasive tiktok music is in society
Interesting, I've never heard of him. But then again I'm in my 40's, single and no kids, never had a tiktok account, and mostly consume self-hosted media. Some of the locally owned stores I shop at play some....interesting..... house music, so maybe I have heard his music and just don't know it.
What the fuck? How have I not heard of a place like that? I think I’ll blindly fail for hours to find a way to join, and end up on the most basic sounding and highly toxic one and not have it in me to make more accounts.
House and CJ, thanks. Both of them basically just want to chill. But frankly with the way that plane is going to be, I'd leave the airport and take a train or a bus.
definitely 7. idk who the person in front is, but I'm SURE Dr. House would be so entertaining to sit next to and Charlie is literally the best possible person to sit behind me.
I'm guessing it would be with their characters, so they probably smuggled weed into the plane and will be involved in various other capers. But still, looks like the best choice.
7 if you want an angry doctor to insult you and ignore you for the remainder of the flight while he sleeps after a couple vicodin. No idea who the other guy is, but it could get interesting if he has to take a piss.
Never met Ozzy, but had a shot with Lemmy after a set by his side project Hedcat. For a god he was humble and a chill dude to shoot the shit with. No fucking clue who the other dude in 9 is but hopefully he like Jack Daniel’s.
4 seems chill, unless whoever the window seat is changes that. There's also a morbid curiosity to the result of sitting in 6, it might just be entertaining enough to be worth it.
I'm all about the aisle seat, know I don't have lupus, and generally do not give of the vibe that I will talk to anyone at any time. Happy to get up when you need, and love to be hydrated.
And whatever the character is next to 2 looks... ripe.
For 4, while the person behind me will probably be a nuisance, I am in line of of sight for House to diagnose whatever nightmare disease I have. (2 might be better for line of sight, but that requires house turning his head all the way)
6 is a much more comfortable location and hopefully my nightmare disease can be diagnosed audibly, like a cough or something
I thought about 7, but the person next to house being sick doesn't make for great TV, so...
7 either neither of them are talking to me or I get to watch CJ and Doctor house bicker. Regardless it shall be entertaining. Alternatively 10 for similar reasons.
7, if house is awake he is probably more interested in the biology of living anime characters in front of us. If I do draw his attention somehow, I probably have some health condition I want to know about.
Obviously next to House. He wants his seat neighbors to stfu and let him sleep. I want the same. It's perfect.
Five minutes into the flight, he's going to have this really nervous, embraced look on his face. Ten minutes in, he's going to be fidgeting and kinda trying to catch your attention. Fifteen minutes in, he's going to give you the most exasperated sigh and announce "It's lupus. You've got lupus. You need to begin treatment as soon as we land."
I'm unclear whether that's supposed to be a deterrent from sitting there.
The issue is that they didn’t have lupus before sitting next to House. The universe just couldn’t let House go 15 minutes without a diagnosis.
"He'll diagnose you with something!"
Healthy people: oh fuck!
Chronically ill people: fuck yes!
So what. I'm sleeping, remember?
Won't stop him from diagnosising you with Lupus
Something like 60% of women test positive for Lupus. Checkmate House
Problem is that you're still pretty close to Butt-Head (I assume Muscle Man is polite enough to be reasonably quiet). Granted you get an aisle seat so you can occasionally "go to the bathroom" to get some peace and quiet (edit: and House might be willing to slip Beavis and Butt-Head, the former especially, some Vicodin for you because he also wants them to shut up.)
Then again, sitting in or near the very back might save your life with Beavis and Butt-Head aboard. (edit 2: Forgot this wouldn't be possible after 9/11.)
That's not House. It's George, Prince Regent.
Bertie Wooster would be a blast on a plane
It would be jolly spiffing, although a seat in economy next to Jeeves would be more likely (and interesting).
Plus it's got the easiest access to the lavatory.
Here comes Charlie giving some really long monotone verbose speech about airplane food and how it sucks
The presence of Kazuma and Aqua guarantee that there will be no peace on this flight no matter where one is seated.
And Aqua is pretty small (more shoulder room) and 10 is an aisle seat, might as well 🤷♂️.
Plus they’ve probably got alcohol to share, so sitting in 10. Guaranteed not to be bored.
Worst case you can swap seats with Jay so that you can talk to Kevin Smith while the both of you watch him hit on her.
Which is why I'm taking that seat and doing arts and crafts with Aqua. The stoners across the isle will help if the movie sucks.
lol our row is going to empty the drink cart 😂
Silent Bob and Kazuma will just chill while Aqua and Jay will try to get high/drunk or something else in the restroom and end up causing the plane to have an emergency landing.
The safety of the flight depends on my ability to keep them distracted 🫡 Dabs, Kazuma first in case we need Aqua's rez
1 easy choice. Those two have stories for days. Normally I don't want to be bothered but that would be interesting enough to be fun.
Exactly. You get a moment to share with some of the craziest people, you take it. Also, they'll probably buy you a drink.
Completely agree, they'd also be gentlemen.
House. He'd ignore me the whole time.
Hugh Laurie is an accomplished blues and jazz musician i would not miss that chance to get ignored by someone that fancy
5 for the weed, 9 for the jams
Whos on the right on 9?
Meme rapper bbno$ or "baby no money"
someone do tell him, I want to know
The pink-haired one is kind albeït a bit slow. The white-haired one is probably smuggling contraband and is not afraid to trample you in an emergency. Beating up Beavis for snickering at their horse ears constitutes an emergency.
Those horses aren't as fuckable as the ones on the plane.
::: spoiler spoiler I did not say 'not fuckable' :::
your bravery is seen
They're horse girls, but is there another factor here?
5 hoping they have some edibles on them
Five, swap seats with Silent Bob, throw on headphones, hope Beavis and Butthead don't crash the plane
Idk man, sitting in front of Fred Durst assaulting a cat girl would kinda freak me out.
My man, I can't grow up on Kevin Smith films and miss the opportunity to sit between him and Jason Mewes. Are we kidding?
kevins films are nice and all, but does he ever have anything of value to actually say?
He can tell you more about Superman vs Giant Spider. And probably a gajillion other interesting stories about Hollywood eccentrics.
Check out his ‘An Evening with Kevin Smith’ talks. He's actually pretty chatty.
Ironically, when Jason Mewes is on stage in these talks, he's mostly quiet.
thanks for the link. i might take a look. :3
Judging by his more recent films, Kevin Smith has a great deal to say about how much he loves Kevin Smith movies.
I'm just worried there might be a typo on my ticket and he decides to enact the law
if thats a referential joke, sadly im without the wisdom to enjoy it
thanks!
That's the best seat, because that's how you end up in some random adventure.
5, I can count on some silence.
Are you kidding me? Jay won't ever shut the hell up, so he'll be talking to you the whole flight about shit
Might get a good buzz, or at least a plug which can be useful.
even if your consider that it's the actors and not the characters it would still be non stop talking from Kevin. which I'm fine with either it's still definitely my pick here.
Oh, if we're talking actors, absolutely. I just don't think I could take a whole flight listening the Jay blather endlessly. It would be funny for a while, but it gets old after a bit.
100% this plane's crashing.
9 Easy, you get to sit next to Lemmy.
Who would win in a wrestling match, Lemmy or God?
Trick question, Lemmy is God!
Love Airheads.
I'm not gonna lie, i have no idea who that is but i also chose 9 for bbno$ 💀
Lemmy was the founder and only constant member of the band Motorhead. He was Motorhead, he played rock and roll.
Also seems we're in the same boat, I have no idea who bbno$ is.
bbno$ is a rapper (arguably used to be a meme rapper) who's made a ton of songs that blew up on TikTok. You've probably heard some of his songs without knowing it just because of how pervasive tiktok music is in society
Interesting, I've never heard of him. But then again I'm in my 40's, single and no kids, never had a tiktok account, and mostly consume self-hosted media. Some of the locally owned stores I shop at play some....interesting..... house music, so maybe I have heard his music and just don't know it.
This is like when I hang out with older friends and their kids, I know both and they're great in very different ways lol
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lemmy_(social_network)
No need to thank me
What the fuck? How have I not heard of a place like that? I think I’ll blindly fail for hours to find a way to join, and end up on the most basic sounding and highly toxic one and not have it in me to make more accounts.
5
Endless entertainment, whether they're in character or not.
fuck it, 7, at least by the end i'll know i have no illness mysterious enough to warrant his attention
9, maybe I can peg bbno$ too. 😏
7 no question Hugh and I are leading the whole plane in Minnie the Moocher the whole flight.
HO DI HO DI HO DI HO
House and CJ, thanks. Both of them basically just want to chill. But frankly with the way that plane is going to be, I'd leave the airport and take a train or a bus.
I'm sitting next to house because if I don't bother him he'll probably pop a couple vicoden and take a shot and sleep
10
Same
7, for sure. House doesn't want to talk, I don't want to talk, we're cool.
I'll stand, thank you.
7, but only so I can regale House with the saga that was my lupus diagnosis.
This is the one true answer
damn, i barely recognize anyone.
definitely 7. idk who the person in front is, but I'm SURE Dr. House would be so entertaining to sit next to and Charlie is literally the best possible person to sit behind me.
4 4 4 4 4 4 4 please oh god 4 4 4 please. Best cat boi. 9 is also fine because bbno$ is really chill.
Mraow~! 4 fr :3
I'm checking myself in as cargo.
5 no question, we would have so much fun
yup. an evening with ks and mewes? hell yeah
I'm guessing it would be with their characters, so they probably smuggled weed into the plane and will be involved in various other capers. But still, looks like the best choice.
$15 little man.
Jay would be turned around in his seat macking on the waifus.
'So, are you, like, 18 in horse years, or what?'
5 if you want interesting.
7 if you want an angry doctor to insult you and ignore you for the remainder of the flight while he sleeps after a couple vicodin. No idea who the other guy is, but it could get interesting if he has to take a piss.
Pretty sure the other one is CJ (main character) from GTA San Andreas.
6-7
6 so I can kick House’s chair.
6 would be him kicking yours?
Oh fucking hell, could you imagine house on this plane? Esp with ASH behind him?
5 or 1
3 or 5. 3 would probably get old quick.
Easy 7
1 or 8, i want a seat near a window
He was, had a long chat with him at rainbow bar and grill in the early 2000s. Great guy.
5, obviously. We're gonna smoke up in the bathroom!!
3! Huh huh huh Cornholio!!!
1 or 9. I love both Ozzy's and Lemmy's music too much to pass it up.
Never met Ozzy, but had a shot with Lemmy after a set by his side project Hedcat. For a god he was humble and a chill dude to shoot the shit with. No fucking clue who the other dude in 9 is but hopefully he like Jack Daniel’s.
Bbno$. Not too familiar with his music, but he sounds pretty chill.
And yeah, sounds about like what I've heard of Lemmy. Shame I'll never get to hear him live.
They aren't giving a concert at 10000'
They both still have crazy life stories, maybe some advice as well.
please do not take advice on any topic from mr osbourne
Advice about songwriting/music.
They're both dead, so probably not any more.
BBNO$ is probably chill tho. I'm not completely dead in the water.
4 seems chill, unless whoever the window seat is changes that. There's also a morbid curiosity to the result of sitting in 6, it might just be entertaining enough to be worth it.
Of all of the musicians I'd assume are super pleasant to interact with in public Fred Durst is not one of them, but honestly I'm happy to hear that
6 and 10 😌
1 if ozzy is alive.
2 is ok, brewstew might have some stories worth hearing.
3 might go well, would probably go very wrong.
I don't know what Ferris did to have to sit next to durst.
Hell yes, just to talk shop with Smith and Mewes.
Haven't watched Pretty Derby, prob not for me
House and GTA, hell yes
Don't watch Cr1tiKal, and I think ash would be annoying, but petting his pokemon might be fun
If lemmy was alive, maybe, don't know anything about bbno$
Don't watch konosuba
7, 4, or 10.
I'm all about the aisle seat, know I don't have lupus, and generally do not give of the vibe that I will talk to anyone at any time. Happy to get up when you need, and love to be hydrated.
And whatever the character is next to 2 looks... ripe.
You know who else looks ripe???
Beware horse girls! It's a trap!
Also, the goddess is a lush. Don't offer her any booze!
Ngl idk who a lot of these people are.
I'ma say 5 because although Jay (the character) never shuts up, they're both really nice guys trying to do right by folks.
Bbno$ also seems chill af
1 definitely
That is the only clear choice.
I honestly think they'd talk the least
7 because I need more mouse bites
backup plan of 2, brewstew would probably provide some good in flight entertainment, and sitting next to muscle man could be Alright
Those boys in row three remind me of those guys I caught whackin' it in my tool shed... but what are the odds?
I'm torn between 4 and 6,
For 4, while the person behind me will probably be a nuisance, I am in line of of sight for House to diagnose whatever nightmare disease I have. (2 might be better for line of sight, but that requires house turning his head all the way)
6 is a much more comfortable location and hopefully my nightmare disease can be diagnosed audibly, like a cough or something
I thought about 7, but the person next to house being sick doesn't make for great TV, so...
I think I'd have a hell of a conversation next to Dr. House and CJ
Say I picked four, may I touch the ears?
7 either neither of them are talking to me or I get to watch CJ and Doctor house bicker. Regardless it shall be entertaining. Alternatively 10 for similar reasons.
3 is probably the worst seat. Sitting in front of muscleman would be THE WORST
You'd think so, but all you'd have to do is tell them where Ozzy is sitting and they'd go pester him instead.
House obvi! I might actually get a diagnosis for my mystery chronic pain. Thar would be fantastic
3, sitting between beavis and butthead would be epic.
Honestly number 1 seems fine. They’d probably just listen to their podcasts and sleep.
Plus you get a window seat.
tbh, I don't know who most of those people are. I'm just going by "yay, window seat"
Knoxville is going to punch your balls any chance he gets.
We’re not close enough friends for that. He’s not gonna just assault a stranger on a plane. If I were Steve-O though he’d crank me one.
#8 next to Ash is... James Brown?
Pretty sure that's Charlie aka penguinz0.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cr1TiKaL
1 or 5, others look exhausting tbh
5 and the seat beside it would both be free sure to Kevin Smith being kicked off the plane (at least if the fight was United)
https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/aubreygordon/flying-while-fat
Ill take the train.
4
I'm not Felix's type, and Break Stuff is one of my favorite songs XD
I interpreted it as Felix was gonna get groped and you're right there watching
I don't think Felix is Durst's type XD
Plus, I prefer aisle seats
Next to House. Duh.
I'm hanging out with the horse women.
Maybe some of these people can sit somewhere else and I get the whole row?
2 or 3
I have a hard time deciding between 1, 5 and 7.
Disappointed that it's not Carson Daly next to Fred Durst.
hashire hashire uma musume
I dont like any of these people... :/
Guess I would sit in the toilet.
Brewstew guy seems fun.
5 if I want entertainment. 7 if I want to be left the hell alone.
Trading seats with Silent Bob.
if ozzy wasnt behind me it would be an easy 2
I know Lemmy beside 9, who is the other one?
bbno$
8 of course, I wanna hang out with pikachu :3
I’m paying to upgrade
7, if house is awake he is probably more interested in the biology of living anime characters in front of us. If I do draw his attention somehow, I probably have some health condition I want to know about.
There are at least 2 dead people on the plane. I think I'd wait for another flight...
I'll just stand
4 :3
I'd probably try because I'm strong-headed like that but halfway through I'd just walk out.
1 and 10 definitely...
Honestly... Neither side completely suits me.
I'd say 10 that was I get to be as close to the corpse as possible from the corpse. I'd ask goddess to show her water tricks
This flight is already going to smell awful, but I'd imagine that 2, 9, & 10 will have the strongest smells.