Spyke

A can of beer and a beer kozie. If that counts as one, gimme another can of beer.

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feddit.uk

So this propels dildos into your orifice(s) with explosive charges? Do people enjoy that?

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sh.itjust.works

Should come with an unopened box of prescribed ritalin, maybe?

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sh.itjust.works

No there will be accessories, but what they are won't matter because the accessories included in the box will be changing constantly. One month may be a bunch of Dan Da Dan volumes and a can of medicated water, the next a kayak oar and an MG gunpla box. The changes will never be announced to the public, and will always be chosen in a seemingly random fashion.

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futurology.today

You need to buy a new action figure every month to get all the accessories. That’s clever marketing!

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Like small characters standing on each shoulder, maybe riding your back in labeled t shirts?

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A capybara and one of those guitars that’s, like, double guitars? Y’know?

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mander.xyz

Tell me more about this empty space you speak of.

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Bong and a coffee cup, and I'm wearing pajama pants and an anime T-shirt.

Alternate version is wearing skinny jeans and a Dead Kennedys hoodie, and comes with a bass guitar and different colors of Mohawk that can be removed and replaced.

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Old Thinkpad and a 3DS... then my action figure just sits down staring at a screen and ignoring the owner.

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A trophy labeled potential being swallowed by a dark blob of depression, and a pair of eyeglasses that give you 20/20 hindsight vision.

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New 3ds XL in right hand and a camera bag slung around the neck with a phone, wallet, fidget spinner and cartridge case inside(alegedly since you cant actually open the camera bag.)

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Drawing utensils. I should also come with medically indicated compression tights but due to production issues they're usually missing from the box.

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lemmy.world

A hori-hori, a knife shaped for digging and cutting both, and often one side has measurement lines too. Ever since I got one a few years ago I have not been without one. Dog destroys it? I buy another. Kids lose it? I buy another. Just such a useful tool.

And both these items make good impromptu weapons.

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::: spoiler A pocket knife and a backpack packed with a rudimentary medical kit, mineral sunscreen, hand sanitizer, cleaning solution, sandwich bag of folded paper towels, full tang knife, leatherman wave+ multi-tool, bicycle tire pump, small flashlight, headphones, jacket, tube scarf, lighter, pen, pencil, eraser, notebook, usb stick with PoP! OS iso, usb-c cable w/ wall adapter, waterbottle, re-usable coffee cup and a fine layer of dirt over all of it. :::

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lemmy.today

Two large replaceable penises. One is extremely girthy. The other is long and proportionally thick. Both vibrate to your favorite music and have a washable jelly pump. I'll be loads and loads of fun.

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