No there will be accessories, but what they are won't matter because the accessories included in the box will be changing constantly. One month may be a bunch of Dan Da Dan volumes and a can of medicated water, the next a kayak oar and an MG gunpla box. The changes will never be announced to the public, and will always be chosen in a seemingly random fashion.
Bong and a coffee cup, and I'm wearing pajama pants and an anime T-shirt.
Alternate version is wearing skinny jeans and a Dead Kennedys hoodie, and comes with a bass guitar and different colors of Mohawk that can be removed and replaced.
A hori-hori, a knife shaped for digging and cutting both, and often one side has measurement lines too. Ever since I got one a few years ago I have not been without one. Dog destroys it? I buy another. Kids lose it? I buy another. Just such a useful tool.
New 3ds XL in right hand and a camera bag slung around the neck with a phone, wallet, fidget spinner and cartridge case inside(alegedly since you cant actually open the camera bag.)
Two large replaceable penises. One is extremely girthy. The other is long and proportionally thick. Both vibrate to your favorite music and have a washable jelly pump. I'll be loads and loads of fun.
::: spoiler A pocket knife and a backpack
packed with a rudimentary medical kit, mineral sunscreen, hand sanitizer, cleaning solution, sandwich bag of folded paper towels, full tang knife, leatherman wave+ multi-tool, bicycle tire pump, small flashlight, headphones, jacket, tube scarf, lighter, pen, pencil, eraser, notebook, usb stick with PoP! OS iso, usb-c cable w/ wall adapter, waterbottle, re-usable coffee cup and a fine layer of dirt over all of it.
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Anxiety and depression
Lol beat me to it
A pillow and my phone
Inaction figure.
Brilliant! I'll have to make one now!
Can of beer and a bowling ball
Not a toilet?
Obviously you’re not a golfer.
Nice marmot.
A can of beer and a beer kozie. If that counts as one, gimme another can of beer.
Ibuprofen and an energy drink.
What makes the green grass grow?
Weed vape and this bad boy
I legit want to use that for home defense.
So this propels dildos into your orifice(s) with explosive charges? Do people enjoy that?
It's the only way Lady Supermans can get off
Do you not?
A hat and buyer's remorse.
Tears and toilet paper.
Big bass guitar and a tiny little trumpet
Me: a burned up Strat and a bad attitude
Big (mouth) bass-shaped bass guitar?
the accessories don’t matter, they’ll change every 3 months. the figure will not.
Should come with an unopened box of prescribed ritalin, maybe?
Maybe, but it’s unwilling to take a piss test to get them.
So, no accessories included? There could be separate packages for various circumstances.
No there will be accessories, but what they are won't matter because the accessories included in the box will be changing constantly. One month may be a bunch of Dan Da Dan volumes and a can of medicated water, the next a kayak oar and an MG gunpla box. The changes will never be announced to the public, and will always be chosen in a seemingly random fashion.
You need to buy a new action figure every month to get all the accessories. That’s clever marketing!
Anxiety and, due to a manufacturing bug or something, a second anxiety instead of something else.
My action figure is 3d printed and included are STL files to print your own damn accessories.
A knife. And another knife.
I gotta tell ya, this is pretty terrific. Yeah!
A laptop and an anal plug.
Autism and depression
Like small characters standing on each shoulder, maybe riding your back in labeled t shirts?
Action keyboard and action mouse.
i would like to upgrade to the Power Glove(tm) pls
A capybara and one of those guitars that’s, like, double guitars? Y’know?
Realistically a book and a writing utensil but more honestly my phone and a joint
A RAID controller and a tin of snus.
Bipolar meds and gummi bears.
Those gummi bears are sus.
What do you mean? Why would I put LSD in my gummi bears?
A pair of drift skates, with an interchangeable pair of crutches.
Half of an ortholinear split keyboard and a trackball that's missing the ball.
Dual-weilding plushies
Bass and bong
A manual in an alien language and a "no refund" sticker
don't forget your towel
Noise-cancelling headphones and allergy meds (at least this time of year)
A clone and an android doppelganger and none of us know who is which
a lever action rifle and a bass guitar
A cat and a bike
2 gray kitties
Guilt and regret
A typewriter and an empty space where a sporty car should go
Tell me more about this empty space you speak of.
It should have something like a Miata or Caterham or a hot hatch of some kind.
My cat and my cell phone
Bong and a coffee cup, and I'm wearing pajama pants and an anime T-shirt.
Alternate version is wearing skinny jeans and a Dead Kennedys hoodie, and comes with a bass guitar and different colors of Mohawk that can be removed and replaced.
Track saw and climbing shoes.
A sword and a dildo. Fightin' or f...un. Your call.
Laptop and bag o’ tools ^_^
I feel seen.
A cat and a cup of tea
A big gulp and a pack of cigarettes
Are mental illnesses an accessory?
Two fully charged batteries. 💪💪
A phone and the physical embodiment of a Lemmy account.
A belt and a doorknob
Risky, but easier than using your hand.
Original ThinkPad and hacker cap.
Old Thinkpad and a 3DS... then my action figure just sits down staring at a screen and ignoring the owner.
Touring kayak and back country skis
A pocket knife and a houseplant in a pot.
A Gardner that comes with a seedling and a grown tree
bicycle and pool noodle
Shades and a whiskey glass.
Please not a glass jar
A dab rig and a camera
A trophy labeled potential being swallowed by a dark blob of depression, and a pair of eyeglasses that give you 20/20 hindsight vision.
Mallet and chisel
reads news oh.
Full bathtub and a toaster
But your best ao5 happens when you drink coffee, right?
Oof, yeah, not worth it <3 happy cubing!
Tonka: Ambulance & portable cardiac monitor.
Weed vape and a coffee, or keyboard and shovel
Coffee mug and a dog.
A bottle of diet soda and a guitar that I can't play
Removable neon colored himbo clothes and an old school white Pontiac Fiero.
Garden knife and iron skillet.
Garden knife? What makes a knife garden specific? Interesting
A hori-hori, a knife shaped for digging and cutting both, and often one side has measurement lines too. Ever since I got one a few years ago I have not been without one. Dog destroys it? I buy another. Kids lose it? I buy another. Just such a useful tool.
And both these items make good impromptu weapons.
Neat! Ty :)
A beer and a tablet stylus
Just the stylus?
Yep, it can be stuck behind the ear, and the tablet's around here somewhere.
New 3ds XL in right hand and a camera bag slung around the neck with a phone, wallet, fidget spinner and cartridge case inside(alegedly since you cant actually open the camera bag.)
Drawing utensils. I should also come with medically indicated compression tights but due to production issues they're usually missing from the box.
Drum sticks
AR-10 and a fishing rod
A fox terrier and black clothing.
A joint and a laptop
Pills and cool rocks.
Don't get them mixed up.
A pillow and a sweater that gets taken on and off unsure if you really need it
I guess I pixel cellphone 😓
Post-its and a power rack
Scripture and a jay... The duality of man!
A camera and a car keys
Two large replaceable penises. One is extremely girthy. The other is long and proportionally thick. Both vibrate to your favorite music and have a washable jelly pump. I'll be loads and loads of fun.
Detachable penis.
::: spoiler A pocket knife and a backpack packed with a rudimentary medical kit, mineral sunscreen, hand sanitizer, cleaning solution, sandwich bag of folded paper towels, full tang knife, leatherman wave+ multi-tool, bicycle tire pump, small flashlight, headphones, jacket, tube scarf, lighter, pen, pencil, eraser, notebook, usb stick with PoP! OS iso, usb-c cable w/ wall adapter, waterbottle, re-usable coffee cup and a fine layer of dirt over all of it. :::
Black clothes and Thinkpad?
An e-book and a sofa
My computer and my cat
A cat and a laptop.
The cat can also sitt on the laptop keybord.
Nunchucks and a drafting pencil.
Pocket knife and a zippo.