Written and performed by Hallie Haas
Introduced as "A Singer-Songwriter"

Performed on Characters Welcome Live in LA on 4/17/25

Shut up & Sit Down lads take the "Fromage" for a spin.

While I'm disappointed that this isn't my cut, this review made me laugh and cry (often at the same time).

A recent Armbian kernel upgrade bricked my entire Rock64 cluster (5 cards) and after a week debugging, it seems beyond repair.

I would like to find some ARM-based SBC for self-hosting that's reliable enough to run for the next five years.

My question for you is reliability and support, rather than specs, as I found Pine64 lacking in support and 4 out of 8 cards failed in the period of two years (one got replaced by warranty).

I have already an x86 cluster, so my interest is for ARM vendors and do not need wifi, gpio, audio, hdmi, etc...

Any experience with Orange Pi or Radxa?

Let me throw you a curveball: It's a well balanced synth song with a strong intro, then the lyrics hit you.

In my case I'll say either Bloodhound Gang's The Bad touch or Aqua's Barbie Girl.

I mean.. what the hell is "hanky panky".

But for bonus points, I did also sing "take a walk on the wild side~" with no flying clue what "giving head" was supposed to be.