Once in a while, even a blind squirrel finds an acorn.

The National Park Service just happens to be Woodrow Wilson's acorn.

Green Bay's annual tradition of barely eeking our way into the playoffs and the blowing it in the most anti-climactic way possible.

The report said the income needed for a single adult in Arkansas to “live comfortably” is $83,242, up 2.7% year over year. The income needed for a family of four to “live comfortably” is $195,437, SmartAsset said.

Arkansas ranks second least expensive and it is still ridiculously expensive to live here.

Brave little toaster meme template incoming.

What I said: "Welp, it looks like Daddy won again. You guys did really good though. Nice job!"

What I thought: "If you ain't first, you're last."

No I/O limits if you just write everything to /dev/null

FECAL INCONTINENCE IS NO JOKE, BROTHER. YOU SHOULD REALLY TALK TO YOUR DOCTOR ABOUT THAT.

"They did not teach us any of this in college." -- Virtually Every IT Intern I've Ever Met

In fairness, "Corporate Politics 101" and "Nepotism for Dummies" aren't actual college courses.

The Bible does not posit that the earth is 6,000 years old. You're thinking of Dispensationalists.

Who would win?

3,000 sailors with a few dozen 2200 pound shells or a dozen people with a shit load of exploding drones?

::: spoiler Answer Battleships were already obsolete by the end of WWII and eventually some drone pilot is going to Luke Skywalker -> Death Star that puppy. :::

Shoot to Thrill would be a close second.

Not a shred of casual racism in sight.

Three Months Later

"Hmmm. I wonder why our KPI's are in the toilet all of a sudden."

Same. I hope nobody gets the idea that Shoffner is a shoe-in so they can stay at home. She's not. Every single vote is going to matter.

People with hip replacements can walk again for years afterwards. This is not normal.

I can't think of a worse marketing strategy for a company that relies on remote work to remain relevant. This would be like if General Motors forced every employee within 50 miles of an assembly plant to ride a bike to work.

In posts on X following the incident, Tesla CEO Elon Musk called the incidents “terrorism” and said the company “just makes electric cars and has done nothing to deserve these evil attacks.”

OK buddy.

A good project manager is worth their weight in gold. Large scale projects are complex and have lots of moving parts. Someone who understands this and is good at keeping all the "parts" moving while heading off any potential issues is extremely valuable.

The problem is that often the people doing the hiring don't know what it takes to run a large project, much less what good project management looks like. They just hire some idiot with an agile certification whose only skill is moving items around a kanban board in a way that gives the illusion that progress is being made.

One time my wife got me a really nice DeWalt jig saw for Christmas. I already had a jigsaw. It worked well enough for as much as I use it. Although the newer one was better quality and had a few nicer features.

You know what I did? I thanked her and told her how much I appreciated it. She saw something she thought would make my life a little easier and got it for me as a gift. It was a very kind gesture. If it were the wrong one, I probably would have talked to her later and asked if I could exchange it for one that would have suited my needs better while still letting her know that I appreciated what she was trying to do. I'm sure she would have been fine with that.

What I wouldn't have done was gripe at her for buying me a new power tool because I "don't like new things" or "I already have a jigsaw and it works just fine." That would be a terrible idea which would understandably hurt her feelings when she was just trying to do something nice for me.

It wasn't about the "thing". It was about the gesture. The fact that they gave you such a gift shows that they pay attention to what you do and they wanted to give you something to make your life a little easier. That was very thoughtful but you threw it back in their face. I completely understand why they're angry.

Duck Duck Go uses Bing so that tracks.