Hey, could you explain this esoteric thing that you’ve been dying to explain to somebody but you don’t want to bring it up until it comes up in a natural conversation so you don’t seem like a weirdo?

Everybody’s constantly cheating on their partner…

I guess I can continue not ever listening to the Fray or knowing what any of their songs are

As if Lemmy doesn’t have a self-righteousness problem. I mean it’s full of former Redditors who now think they’re better than the average Redditor because they left.

Okay

There are too many top-level domains these days. Please eliminate three. I am not a crackpot.

Also for people with severe superiority complexes

I don’t think it’s prudish to find these memes embarrassingly immature. The first couple were fine, but now it just feels like a bunch of teenage boys snickering because boobs funny

Just don’t read up on the author…

Also due to people who loved it as kids growing up and retaining their nostalgic love

I weep for the aborted eccentric billionaire who I know, in another lifetime, made me rich because I gave him a dollar when he was pretending to be a homeless person

I like reposts if I haven’t seen the thing before. I hate reposts if I have seen the thing before.

The punchline is that enjoying giving blowjobs is a bad and embarrassing thing?

Normal people understand that abusive behavior is bad. But these people are just so sorry they made daddy mad and how can we make daddy love us again??

The Unwritten: the bitter son of a famous fantasy writer gets embroiled with a shadowy cabal that has been controlling society for millennia by controlling the fiction we consume

Not every disagreement is worth arguing about

The guy saying “do whatever it takes” doesn’t represent an actual person though. Nobody’s doing anything about the aviation industry either

Hey OP, I’m gonna store you in black plastic sacks and place you in the containers provided.

I don’t think people understand how to use this meme

The plot of Star Wars, but it’s all set on a single diverse planet