I weep for the aborted eccentric billionaire who I know, in another lifetime, made me rich because I gave him a dollar when he was pretending to be a homeless person
Your problem is you’re an idiotic romantic that believes in “the one” instead of realizing every woman is complex and no one perfectly matches you because you are separate people. You’ve probably turned down a good relationship because it didn’t meet your fantasy.
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Surely none of the other 4 billion women are a good match for me because they exist and I can’t invent their personality for them in my head😭
I mean, based on what we know about the dude...
Don't cry for the imaginary fetus you could have married, cry because the chad who stole your girl wasn't
so sad
The incel to right-wing pipeline summarized in one post
I wish my ex had been aborted. Would have saved a lot of bullshit.
I wish someone had aborted me
I dunno about you, but had it not been her I woulda made the same mistakes with someone else. In my case, I was young and I chose poorly.
Yeah, you're probably right. I was definitely young and dumb. I'm no longer young.
I weep for the aborted eccentric billionaire who I know, in another lifetime, made me rich because I gave him a dollar when he was pretending to be a homeless person
This has to be satire, even the polandball in the profile pic has a fedora.
This just ain't your timeline, pal.
Your problem is you’re an idiotic romantic that believes in “the one” instead of realizing every woman is complex and no one perfectly matches you because you are separate people. You’ve probably turned down a good relationship because it didn’t meet your fantasy.