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Whats the most disgusting thing you've ever put in your mouth?

Maggots. I've been chasing the high ever since. They were hiding in a pineapple flavored Swiss roll. I thought the maggots were coconut flakes at first. Pina colada is a good flavor. The maggots popping like boba didn't set any alarm bells off. It was better than the usual coconut crunch. The maggots wriggling against my gums and tongue didn't set any alarm bells off. It was the only time I ever chewed something that felt carbonated. The lone maggot crawling across my couch away from certain doom finally clued me in. Half of his platoon just got eaten and the other half was without a doubt up next.

The same thing happened to my mom at some point when she was a kid. For her it was an Almond Joy or Mounds, which let the maggots blend in even better. Is it a once in a lifetime thing everybody experiences or a generational curse? I feel cursed with the knowledge that maggots in the right context taste like the fuckin' future.

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Guy on a subway. Reading a book with a FAKE book cover

The book cover about ass eating in one of his videos is a photoshopped book on breastfeeding with the top half and title altered. The original authors' names remain. What you might notice is that one of the last names on that cover can also be found at the bottom of some Magic: the Gathering cards where credit to the artist goes. I suspect it is two different people with the same last name and different first names.

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Weekly thread - What movies have you watched this week? 24/06/2026

I stayed up too late watching the Transformers movie where they go to Chicago and also The Moon. I saw Shia on what could be the bridge dave matthews band dumped a busload of shit onto.

I want to say the fight came to a surprisingly violent end. Not putting up spoilers because you will have more brain cells reading it here. It's another Michael Bay movie to sell toys and is as predictable as you'd expect. I already forgot how they took out Megatron but immediately after he bites it Optimus Prime grabs the other bad guy and rips his head off. There was a fair amount of "spine" still connected to the head and it was rather gruesome for a robot death. If it weren't behind the facade of robots that scene would not have been in a movie geared toward selling toys to kids. It was on par with RoboCop taking out ED-209 but rendered instead of practical effects.