This is the future Charmin wants

Right, if you need anything other than nutrient paste and water for a job well done, you're definitely not an adult

Guess we're sharing a body

They even mention how the point is to buy the whole laptop once and then upgrade or repair it, instead of buying an entirely new laptop. Of course they're selling fewer laptops than anyone making mediocre netbooks

Lemmy: Cars are a plague and shouldn't exist, communities need functional public transit

Also Lemmy: Someone used public transit when they could have walked? Pathetic.

They have to double check with FIFA Peace Prize recipient Donald J. Trump before they make any calls, they don't want to accidentally discipline the wrong team

How else am I supposed to win at therapy?

The party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes... It was their final, most essential command

Yeah, John Lithgow and Nick Frost were really hoping for that breakout role

The child actors get a pass for now, everyone else, I've lost absolutely any respect for

Makes sense for the school that expels women for being assaulted. As if I needed another reason to hate BYU

If only he could guard me from giardia 😔

I'm pretty sure it's jaicilgin

Assuming y'all aren't just fucking around, reading the comments here is actually really cool, tangentially interacting with people who have internet stories from well before I was born

I'm just from the dialup era, and I still feel old online a lot of the time, but then someone here is like "yeah, Berners-Lee invented HTTP just to make a website to mock me"

It was all your moth posts that got you on The List

Have I got the tool for you

Can't believe you've got me supporting something hypothetical Trump did

Hey, I'd appreciate it if you made a new account for each post and comment you make, seeing the same username on each of them is advertising and deeply offends me

If you're passionate enough about something to infodump all over me, then, well....