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A screenshot of community layouts for the steam controller for the Halo Master Chief collection

The top and bottom layouts are nothing unexpected, but cutoff in the screenshot; the middle one is named "Toast" and has the description "Destroy me with your protoboy thighs"

Help the horny posters got to me

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The "expanding brain" meme:

Small brain: watching porn

Normal brain: reading guides online

Big brain: being in a relationship

Enlightened brain: (a picture of the iconic ThinkPad trackpoint)

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I made a meme because I'm just genuinely in shock and idk what else to do

Updates and prize list:

Thank you, everyone, we are already at $110,000 for Trans Lifeline. Below is a working list of added prizes, but it is hard for me to update on Reddit so please keep checking the main Bluesky post for updates!

Expanded Prize list:

4x Mismatched Strip Mines signed by SaffronOlive

Tabletop Jocks Signed Playmat and Squirrel token

Signed Scrybabies Playmat + EOE and LCR Commander Decks

Final Fantasy Collector Edition Commander Deck - Cloud

Battle For Baldur’s Gate Collector Booster Box

Kaldheim Collector Booster Box

Lorwyn Eclipsed Collector Booster Box

Avatar Collector Booster Box

Edge Of Eternities Collector Booster Box

Tarkir Dragon Storm Collector Booster Box

Khans Of Tarkir Draft Booster Box

Secret Lair 30th Anniversary Countdown Kit

2x Additional Lorwyn Eclipsed Collector Booster Boxes

Set of Lorwyn Eclipsed Commander Precons

LOTR + Magic 2020 Prerelease Kit

Final Fantasy Premium Gift Bundle

Spice8Racks’ 1907 hard cover copy of Prince Peter Kropotkin's Mutual Aid - stuffed with Magic cards

All 5 Marvel Heroes Secret Lairs + “”Eath’s Mightiest” Arcane Signet

Jace, The Mind Sculptor promo (signed by Aspiring Spike)

Fallout “Science” Commander Deck

Pixel Perfect Extra Life 2024 Secret Lair

“Eternal Might” Commander Deck

Symbiotic Swarm Commander Deck

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A tweet reading "don't talk to me like this ever again" above a screenshot of a notification saying "Cowabunga! You're ovulating, dude!"

Alt text: A comic portraying someone talking with their therapist about Maslow's hierarchy of needs

(panel 1) The therapist asks "so, do you know about Maslow's hierarchy of needs?" and the patient responds "yes it's... It's a meme"

(panel 2) The therapist asks "How is that a meme?"

(panel 3) The patient says "Well people will just color the whole pyramid and say like..."

(panel 4) A colored-in pyramid captioned "dick from a girl with autism"

(panel 5) the therapist is speechless

Artist: Janehatescomics

Less than a day, and they're already 3/4 of the way to their goal!

(Experienced Pixel Dungeon)

Yeah, winning SPD is cool, but so is seeing the big number go up