Fuckin' Mall of America on our bucket list as well. There's like two hotels on site, and I belive they're building a Waterpark next door.

I have so many Graves to piss on, my entire retirement plan will involve extensive domestic travel.

Right there with you. Maryland and WV's finest flower here (we have surprisingly decent bud around here).

Fortune comes in threes; this despicable fuckface, Mitch (theoretically dead for at least a decade if not just recently). Fingers crossed for #3.

Gasper Nali - A Bale Ndikuwuzeni

Not just my favorite foreign language song, but also a top 10.

Not foreign language (per se for an English speaker), but somewhat also ironically on my top 10 list is Brushy One String - Chicken in the Corn.

Impress those above your immediate supervisor, and forget about your colleagues opinion of you. As long as the higher ups are happy with me and my performance, I get paid regardless

Literally visualizing a stop sign. Works almost every time. When it doesn't work though, whew boy.