lemmyshitpost·Lemmy ShitpostbyOriginEnergySux Rate My New Gaming ChairView original on lemmy.world342Comments50Reply
ookwhateverdude lemmy.world7Hide 7 repliesTo take advantage of the arm rests properly, you'd need to lean back. But leaning back is disgusting because that is the underside of the lid that catches all of the atomized shit spray when flushing. This is not the luxury sold by the visual22Reply
Tooks replypiefed.social4Hide 4 repliesThis will sound crazy, but I've found sitting up straight, back aligned with the seat helps reduce my time... grinding levels.15Reply
ookwhateverdude replylemmy.world3Hide 3 repliesYeah, and having a little footrest so you can properly achieve a squat-like position unkinks the hose, so-to-speak.13Reply
BlueFootedPetey replysh.itjust.worksSo a second, removable lid perhaps? Or a automated cleaning system before you sit down? Just spiteballing here.4Reply
llaranis lemmy.zipHemorrhoid Approved!^TM^ Brought to you by the National Insides on the Outside Council.9Reply
mycodesucks lemmy.world2Hide 2 repliesThis guy and his mom approve. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GTomMm61Ixw3Reply
wwildncrazyguy138 fedia.ioLooks like a decent face rest for viewing the 3D graphics, but I’d encourage you to add some padding, particularly around the chin area.3Reply
wake quokk.au1Hide 1 reply1/5 Those sharp corners will hurt the back of my knees after a while.2Reply
MinnesotaGoddam replylemmy.worldThat's a short bowl terlet, not a long boy. You must have itty bittier legs than me2Reply
MinnesotaGoddam lemmy.worldJoking aside I'm thinking about this type of terlet for my custom bathroom I'm building in a few years. It would be easier than putting in ADA bars1Reply
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To take advantage of the arm rests properly, you'd need to lean back. But leaning back is disgusting because that is the underside of the lid that catches all of the atomized shit spray when flushing. This is not the luxury sold by the visual
This will sound crazy, but I've found sitting up straight, back aligned with the seat helps reduce my time... grinding levels.
Yeah, and having a little footrest so you can properly achieve a squat-like position unkinks the hose, so-to-speak.
Squatty potty enjoyers, unite!
Like a 2018 podcast.
poocast
So a second, removable lid perhaps? Or a automated cleaning system before you sit down? Just spiteballing here.
Easy solution: never flush
You're gonna have hemorrhoids half way into your 99 wc grind
Greatness requires sacrifice
Show us a Pic with the rainbow lights turned on plz.
Hemorrhoid Approved!^TM^
Brought to you by the National Insides on the Outside Council.That's the epic movie watching chair.
I'd rather watch "Ow, my balls!"
Go away, I'm baitin'.
/brought to you by Carl's Jr
Carl's Jr. Fuck you.
I'm eating.
Plenty of water in the toilet
No. 2 gaming chair in the world.
Needs a voice activated bidet
MOOOOM! BATHROOM!
🤣
HOT POCKETS!
"Bidet wash my butthole please"
It's better than the one you turn on with a breathalyzer
Perfect for Quake 3 Arena.
Beautiful.
So 2026...the explosive lettuce chair.
It’s really kind of shitty.
It's the shit.
I'll walk myself out.
Prepare for the launching of the photon torpedoes !
no bidet? in 2026?
Prepare for warp peed!
Mobile gaming chair
This guy and his mom approve.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GTomMm61Ixw
YOU'RE SHITTING YOURSELF!
incoherent grumbling
Looks like a decent face rest for viewing the 3D graphics, but I’d encourage you to add some padding, particularly around the chin area.
Ensign Bowels - make it so.
Are you losing or constipated?
That's just a prolapse waiting to happen.
Welcome to Costco I love you
1/5
Those sharp corners will hurt the back of my knees after a while.
That's a short bowl terlet, not a long boy. You must have itty bittier legs than me
Joking aside I'm thinking about this type of terlet for my custom bathroom I'm building in a few years. It would be easier than putting in ADA bars
2/5, the lid is cool but how am I supposed to Riker this thing?
Why the hell does it have corners???
Damn Dimitris grew up
That IS a real shit post.